Postin' on the front page
With a Get Your War On link
They're fresh and new, can't wait for you
To tell me what you think.
But though there's lots of users
There's no comments left for me.
It's all spelled right, my syntax's tight
Yo, wassup with my f-p-p?
Then someone rudely mentions
That I've made a doublepost.
No sooner said when poof!, the thread
Is nuthin' but a ghost
So I charge to Metatalk and yell
"Who's tryin' to censor me?!"
The folks there say "That's just the way
Of Funky Cold Matthowie".