New Fast Server? April 13, 2002 1:31 PM   Subscribe

Gee, MetaFilter's fast. Surely, this is the new server? But so soon, just a week after Matt ordered it? That hardly seems possible! Is everyone seeing a huge speed increase?
posted by nicwolff to MetaFilter-Related at 1:31 PM (22 comments total)

The real explanation is that the 5k site is currently off the server, but will be back once the new hardware shows up. I'll be sure to announce when that happens, and it should be clearly faster when it does.
posted by mathowie (staff) at 2:23 PM on April 13, 2002


I'm sitting 6 feet from the server, and I don't notice any speed increase. I want my money back!
posted by anildash at 4:01 PM on April 13, 2002


*gives Anil his money back*
posted by rodii at 4:30 PM on April 13, 2002


Anil, stop dry humping the server please.

(everything gets logged)
posted by mathowie (staff) at 5:03 PM on April 13, 2002


Is this a new fetish being born here? call it 'Server Sodomy'
posted by jonmc at 5:26 PM on April 13, 2002


Server Bukkake. That is all.
posted by owillis at 5:41 PM on April 13, 2002


What port do you use for that!?
posted by SpecialK at 6:31 PM on April 13, 2002


...and perhaps spawn a new video genre: MeFi Server Porn.
posted by evanizer at 6:34 PM on April 13, 2002


What port do you use for that!?


SCSI, if I had to guess....
posted by jonmc at 6:37 PM on April 13, 2002


evanizer, it's horrifying that you were able to make that image from its original source.

and Matt, I don't know if it's still considered dry humping if... never mind.
posted by anildash at 7:47 PM on April 13, 2002


No, evanizer -- MeFi Server Porn. It's got the low-quality video, the crazy camera angle, the odd cable running here and there, the strange and unexplainable movements (where's he putting his hand?), the other starlet sitting bored and neglected on some nearby furniture. The only thing it lacks is a cheesy soundtrack.

Oh, and the guy is much too good-looking. But to make up for that shortcoming, we never see his attractive side.

The kicker? You know she look good. You know you wanna be in there.
posted by dhartung at 10:41 PM on April 13, 2002


Maybe the new server should house the 5k site, and leave MetaFilter where it is? Or vice versa. Anyway, me likee.
posted by nicwolff at 11:06 PM on April 13, 2002


No.
No, that Server Porn shouldn't be.
posted by dong_resin at 11:12 PM on April 13, 2002


Pfff! Anyone can access the MeFi Server Porn. But for the hard MeTa stuff you'd have to pass the severe benchmark test. I wonder if anyone apart from Matt is up to it.
posted by MiguelCardoso at 12:25 AM on April 14, 2002


I don't think you need a port for server bukkake--you just have to hit the case.

posted by one.louder.ash! at 1:51 AM on April 14, 2002


i'm not even going to ask who the fluffer was....
posted by mkelley at 9:39 AM on April 14, 2002


"i'm not even going to ask who the fluffer was...."

hey, i'm only doing it for the summer. i need cash to get into school.
posted by jcterminal at 10:16 AM on April 14, 2002


fighting......hard..........not........to......make...........intern......joke...
posted by mkelley at 10:29 AM on April 14, 2002


nothing like the smell of a dead horse to kill a thread.
posted by jcterminal at 4:39 AM on April 15, 2002


Jeez, I thought that was the goat.
posted by stavrosthewonderchicken at 4:59 AM on April 15, 2002


This thread must be crack to Miguel, and don't call me Shirley.
posted by machaus at 5:59 PM on April 15, 2002


Can I call you Helmut, though?
posted by MiguelCardoso at 6:23 PM on April 15, 2002


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