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Five years ago today, an innocuous thread was posted about nerd culture mashup t-shirts. Before long, weird mashup creation took hold, and with this comment by Existential Dread, a format solidified. The ensuing madness would last more than a month, totaling more than 2,000 comments and at least as many insane mashup titles in a brilliant/stupid/hilarious thread that will still make you laugh today. Which are your favorites?
posted by DirtyOldTown to MetaFilter-Related at 2:04 PM (2398 comments total) 14 users marked this as a favorite

This remains some of the most fun I have ever had in a MeFi thread. Shout out especially to the nerds who hung out to the bitter end, adding that extra OldBoy or Yor, the Hunter from the Future gag.
posted by DirtyOldTown at 5:11 PM on May 24 [2 favorites]


The Unbearable Lightness of Are You Being Served?
posted by lefty lucky cat at 7:55.

Or 'Franz and Sabrina are going up.'
posted by clavdivs at 8:25 PM on May 24 [4 favorites]


Midnight Express in the Secret Garden of Good Burger and Evil Dead
posted by rhizome at 10:47 AM
posted by Atom Eyes at 7:49 AM on May 25 [6 favorites]


I had far too much fun in that thread.
posted by Greg_Ace at 8:43 AM on May 25 [2 favorites]


Always loved the alphabet threads.
posted by Melismata at 10:22 AM on May 25 [1 favorite]


I had somehow missed that thread before. thank you. I guffaw'd.
posted by supermedusa at 2:02 PM on May 25


I think this wins for metafilter thread that I personally understand least. Cheers to those less confused.
posted by eotvos at 2:41 PM on May 25 [2 favorites]


Bewitched, Bothered, Bewildered, Dazed and Confused
posted by Greg_Ace at 3:08 PM on May 25 [2 favorites]


high five to everyone else five years ago who just couldn't let it go without posting one more
posted by lefty lucky cat at 3:24 PM on May 25 [5 favorites]


God that stupid thread, I loved it so much.

We have an admin-view tool on threads where for any thread beyond a certain modest size it sums up the distribution of comments by various users, something we developed a while back to try and better size up both general patterns of behavior and outlier problem behavior that sometimes showed up with specific users.

According to that tool, I left TWO HUNDRED AND NINETY EIGHT comments in that thread. I'm putting myself on a list. Though in my defense, Existential Dread only left fifty fewer.
posted by cortex (staff) at 6:08 PM on May 25 [13 favorites]


The King and I Spit on Your Grave.
Their Eyes Were Watching Godzilla.
Fast Times at Owl Creek Bridge.
Das Booty Call.
posted by Don Pepino at 7:34 PM on May 25 [10 favorites]


Babylon Five Easy Pieces
Deep Space 9 1/2 Weeks
posted by Orange Dinosaur Slide at 8:41 PM on May 25 [1 favorite]


Das Kinkyboot
posted by thecaddy

I completely missed that thread. Pity, there was so much shit going on that year I could have used a laugh or two thousand and fifty-four.

Is it ... would it ... be okay to play now?
- Sometimes Always Never on Sunday
- Call Me By Your Name of the Rose
posted by valetta at 9:26 PM on May 25 [4 favorites]


Last Starfighter at Marienbad
posted by lefty lucky cat at 10:25 PM on May 25 [2 favorites]


According to expert source Existential Dread, I believe I won that thread. Hell, yeah.
posted by taz (staff) at 12:32 AM on May 26 [2 favorites]


Caligula La Land
posted by Grangousier at 6:14 AM on May 26 [5 favorites]


Carry On Doctor Who and the Daleks

Frankly, I'm surprised they never did that.
posted by Grangousier at 6:18 AM on May 26


This is like Tetris, but worse, because it doesn't stop when you unplug the computer. How about Promising Young Frankenstein?
posted by Grangousier at 6:28 AM on May 26 [3 favorites]


According to that tool, I left TWO HUNDRED AND NINETY EIGHT comments in that thread./em>

So you're saying you stopped 2 short of an even 300. Where's the commitment?!
posted by pianissimo at 7:40 AM on May 26 [1 favorite]


Avengers: End Game of Throw Mama from the Training Day of the Trif Looks Could Killing Field of Dreams
posted by It's Raining Florence Henderson at 8:04 AM on May 26 [3 favorites]


Spiderman: Far From Home Alone
Donnie Dark Phoenix
Goodbye Christopher Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves
On the Basis of Sex Lives of the Potato Men
Killing of a Sacred Dear Evan Hansen
Men in Black Panther

Help.
posted by Grangousier at 12:05 PM on May 26 [2 favorites]


OMG it's MetaStasized!
posted by Greg_Ace at 12:14 PM on May 26 [5 favorites]


Captain Mars Attacksi Driver Runs Through It Chapter Two
posted by It's Raining Florence Henderson at 12:59 PM on May 26 [2 favorites]


Hotel Transylvania 3: Midsommar Vacation
posted by DirtyOldTown at 2:25 PM on May 26 [1 favorite]


Knives Out of Africa
posted by Roger Pittman at 2:31 PM on May 26 [4 favorites]


Bye Bye, Bird Box
posted by DirtyOldTown at 2:31 PM on May 26 [3 favorites]


The Peanut Butter Falcon and the Winter Soldier
posted by DirtyOldTown at 2:37 PM on May 26 [1 favorite]


Faster, Paw Patrol! Kill! Kill!
posted by DirtyOldTown at 2:59 PM on May 26 [15 favorites]


Edgar Winter's Bone
posted by Oyéah at 3:06 PM on May 26 [1 favorite]


A Clockwork Orange is the New Black
The Crying Game of Thrones
Sherlocke and Key and Peele

posted by Athanassiel at 3:20 PM on May 26 [2 favorites]


Popstar II: Never Say Never Stop Never Stopping Again
posted by fedward at 4:23 PM on May 26 [1 favorite]


Also reading through that old thread Withnail and I, Claudius really got me.
posted by fedward at 4:24 PM on May 26 [6 favorites]


A Fish Called Wandavision
posted by cortex (staff) at 4:36 PM on May 26 [8 favorites]


Willy WandaVisionQuest
posted by It's Raining Florence Henderson at 5:02 PM on May 26


Annihilation of Green Gables
posted by cortex (staff) at 5:06 PM on May 26 [10 favorites]


Candide Camera
Barbarella And Starship Troopers Go To Vista Del Mars Attacks

posted by Orange Dinosaur Slide at 5:26 PM on May 26 [2 favorites]


To All the Boys I've Loved Before the Devil Knows You're Dead
posted by fedward at 5:30 PM on May 26 [6 favorites]


The Art of Singin' in the Rain
posted by fedward at 5:39 PM on May 26 [2 favorites]


Terminators of Endearment
posted by mochapickle at 5:39 PM on May 26 [14 favorites]


Marvel's Doctor Strangelove
posted by fedward at 5:42 PM on May 26 [1 favorite]


[What About] Bob and Carol (2015) and Ted (2012) and Alice['s Adventures in Wonderland]
posted by fedward at 5:50 PM on May 26 [1 favorite]


The Ant-Man Who Wasn't There
posted by cortex (staff) at 5:51 PM on May 26 [3 favorites]


It's The Good Place, Charlie Brown
posted by fedward at 6:01 PM on May 26 [9 favorites]


House of Leaves, M.D.
posted by cortex (staff) at 6:09 PM on May 26 [1 favorite]


Mare of Eastbound & Down
posted by Orange Dinosaur Slide at 6:17 PM on May 26 [2 favorites]


Soul Train to Busan
posted by DirtyOldTown at 6:26 PM on May 26 [2 favorites]


Har Midsommar Superstar
posted by cortex (staff) at 6:29 PM on May 26 [1 favorite]


Ready Paddington Two
posted by DirtyOldTown at 6:29 PM on May 26 [2 favorites]


Portrait of a Dorian Gray on Fire
posted by cortex (staff) at 6:31 PM on May 26 [1 favorite]


Norbit vs. Predator
posted by DirtyOldTown at 6:35 PM on May 26 [1 favorite]


The Irishman Centipede
posted by cortex (staff) at 6:39 PM on May 26 [1 favorite]


The Good Place, The Breaking Bad, And The Ugly Betty
posted by It's Raining Florence Henderson at 6:49 PM on May 26 [5 favorites]


My The Crown Private Idaho
posted by cortex (staff) at 6:51 PM on May 26 [1 favorite]


Candymank.

Candymandy.
posted by DirtyOldTown at 6:52 PM on May 26 [1 favorite]


Boys On The Mr. Brightside
posted by cortex (staff) at 6:53 PM on May 26 [1 favorite]


The Train to Busanta Clause.
posted by DirtyOldTown at 6:53 PM on May 26 [1 favorite]


Million Dollar Boss Baby
posted by cortex (staff) at 6:54 PM on May 26 [1 favorite]


The Gods Must Be Crazy Rich Asians
posted by fedward at 7:00 PM on May 26 [17 favorites]


Galaga Quest
posted by It's Raining Florence Henderson at 7:00 PM on May 26 [1 favorite]


Stranger Things in the Night
posted by cortex (staff) at 7:01 PM on May 26 [1 favorite]


Snake Eyes Wide Shut
posted by DirtyOldTown at 7:02 PM on May 26 [2 favorites]


Midnight in the Garden of Good 'n Plenty
posted by cortex (staff) at 7:02 PM on May 26 [2 favorites]


The Witches of East of Eden Express
posted by jamjam at 7:03 PM on May 26 [1 favorite]


Fievel Goes Westworld
posted by cortex (staff) at 7:03 PM on May 26 [3 favorites]


Fievel Goes East of Eden
posted by fedward at 7:05 PM on May 26 [1 favorite]


Dr. Strangeglove
Silence of the Yams
Apocalypse Cow
The Sound of Busey
Guardians of the Ford Galaxy
The Fifth Elephant Man
Raiders of the Lost Snarknado
American Beauty, Hoser
Rolling StoneTemple Pirates of the Caribbean
Zubin Metafilter Music
posted by Oyéah at 7:06 PM on May 26 [1 favorite]


Zen and the Paul Blart of Motorcycle Maintenance
posted by cortex (staff) at 7:07 PM on May 26 [3 favorites]


The Way We Werewolves of London Calling All Stations of the Cross
posted by jamjam at 7:08 PM on May 26 [1 favorite]


The Seinfelder Scrolls
posted by cortex (staff) at 7:09 PM on May 26 [1 favorite]


Fast Fievel Goes West
posted by fedward at 7:10 PM on May 26 [1 favorite]


Ocean's Thirteenth Warrior
posted by cortex (staff) at 7:11 PM on May 26 [1 favorite]


Dune No Country for Old Mentats
posted by Oyéah at 7:12 PM on May 26 [1 favorite]


Sex, Rise of Skywalker, and Videotape
posted by thecaddy at 7:14 PM on May 26 [2 favorites]


Rendezvous with Bananarama
posted by cortex (staff) at 7:15 PM on May 26 [5 favorites]


Dr. Pepper's Fight Club Band
posted by Oyéah at 7:15 PM on May 26 [3 favorites]


I'm Sorry to Bother You Sucka
posted by DirtyOldTown at 7:18 PM on May 26 [4 favorites]


Bringing Up Baby Driver
posted by thecaddy at 7:19 PM on May 26 [2 favorites]


The Lady, or the Tiger King?
posted by cortex (staff) at 7:20 PM on May 26 [6 favorites]


Zabriske Point No Point of No Return of the Jedi.
posted by jamjam at 7:21 PM on May 26 [1 favorite]


The 400 Blows The Big Lebowski
posted by Oyéah at 7:22 PM on May 26 [1 favorite]


T. S. Eliot's The Waste Land Before Time
posted by cortex (staff) at 7:22 PM on May 26 [1 favorite]


The Godfather of Mice and Men
posted by Oyéah at 7:23 PM on May 26 [2 favorites]


There Will Come Soft Rainmen
posted by thecaddy at 7:26 PM on May 26 [3 favorites]


Hannibal Gladiator.
posted by Oyéah at 7:29 PM on May 26 [1 favorite]


Snatch Rosemary's Baby
posted by Oyéah at 7:30 PM on May 26 [2 favorites]


The Trial of the Chicago Se7en
posted by TheWhiteSkull at 7:31 PM on May 26 [3 favorites]


Better Off Ted Lasso
posted by Orange Dinosaur Slide at 7:32 PM on May 26 [3 favorites]


Days of Thunder The Silver Lake
posted by thecaddy at 7:32 PM on May 26 [1 favorite]


Kafka's The Trial of the Chicago Seven
posted by fedward at 7:33 PM on May 26 [2 favorites]


Hiroshima Mon Oncle
posted by Orange Dinosaur Slide at 7:35 PM on May 26 [3 favorites]


The Doors To the Lighthouse
posted by Oyéah at 7:37 PM on May 26 [2 favorites]


Gödzilladämmerung
posted by TheWhiteSkull at 7:38 PM on May 26 [8 favorites]


On the RoadHouse of the Seven Gables
posted by jamjam at 7:40 PM on May 26 [1 favorite]


Magic Microcosmos
posted by miles per flower at 7:42 PM on May 26 [1 favorite]


An Occurrence at Schitt's Creek Bridge
posted by cortex (staff) at 7:42 PM on May 26 [8 favorites]


Amadeus-Roll Over Beethoven-BEETHOVEN!
posted by Oyéah at 7:43 PM on May 26 [1 favorite]


The Magnificent Seven Samurai
posted by Oyéah at 7:45 PM on May 26 [2 favorites]


Three Days of the Wrath of Khandor
posted by It's Raining Florence Henderson at 7:45 PM on May 26 [1 favorite]


Bonnie and The Budweiser Clydesdales
posted by Oyéah at 7:46 PM on May 26 [1 favorite]


Reservoir Dog Day Afternoon Delight
posted by Oyéah at 7:47 PM on May 26 [4 favorites]


All The Pretty Horses In Pink
posted by mochapickle at 7:47 PM on May 26 [1 favorite]


When Harry Metropolis
posted by miles per flower at 7:47 PM on May 26 [7 favorites]


The Taking of Pelham 3-2-1 Contact
posted by cortex (staff) at 7:47 PM on May 26 [4 favorites]


Sharknado the Right Thing
posted by miles per flower at 7:49 PM on May 26 [5 favorites]


Deliverencino Man
posted by It's Raining Florence Henderson at 7:50 PM on May 26 [4 favorites]


Close Encounters Of The Third Man
posted by Oyéah at 7:52 PM on May 26 [3 favorites]


The Paper Chasing Amy
posted by It's Raining Florence Henderson at 7:52 PM on May 26


Unbreakable Durham
posted by It's Raining Florence Henderson at 7:54 PM on May 26 [2 favorites]


The Hand that Rocks the Krull
posted by miles per flower at 7:54 PM on May 26 [1 favorite]


The Haunting of Animal House
posted by DirtyOldTown at 7:54 PM on May 26 [3 favorites]


Beauty and The Beastie Boys
posted by Oyéah at 7:56 PM on May 26 [2 favorites]


Delicatessen of the d’Urbervilles
posted by mochapickle at 7:57 PM on May 26 [6 favorites]


Eight Men Inside Out
posted by miles per flower at 7:58 PM on May 26 [4 favorites]


The Babadoogie Howser
posted by It's Raining Florence Henderson at 7:59 PM on May 26 [3 favorites]


The King of Queens' Gambit
posted by DirtyOldTown at 8:00 PM on May 26 [2 favorites]


Black Snake Moana
posted by mochapickle at 8:01 PM on May 26 [3 favorites]


Tinker, Taylor, Pocket, Rye.
posted by clavdivs at 8:05 PM on May 26 [1 favorite]


Hill Street Blue Is The Warmest Color
posted by TheWhiteSkull at 8:05 PM on May 26 [1 favorite]


Bohe-man and the Masters of Universal Sex Rhapsody
posted by It's Raining Florence Henderson at 8:06 PM on May 26 [2 favorites]


I, THX 1138.
posted by clavdivs at 8:06 PM on May 26 [2 favorites]


Groundhog Days Of Our Lives
posted by Oyéah at 8:08 PM on May 26 [6 favorites]


Shaneman
posted by clavdivs at 8:10 PM on May 26 [1 favorite]


Dracula La Land
posted by mochapickle at 8:13 PM on May 26 [2 favorites]


Glenn, Gary, Glen, Ross and Rachel were all on a Break
posted by It's Raining Florence Henderson at 8:13 PM on May 26 [3 favorites]


Debris Does Dallas
posted by It's Raining Florence Henderson at 8:20 PM on May 26 [1 favorite]


AVP vs. AVP: The legacy
posted by clavdivs at 8:23 PM on May 26 [1 favorite]


Children of Monsters and Men
Of Monsters, Inc. and Men
Of Monsters and Men Who Stare at Goats

posted by fedward at 8:27 PM on May 26 [4 favorites]


Solaris Solo
posted by clavdivs at 8:33 PM on May 26 [1 favorite]


Martha Marcy May Marley and Me
posted by fedward at 8:38 PM on May 26 [5 favorites]


12 Years A Slave To The Rhythm
posted by TheWhiteSkull at 8:45 PM on May 26 [2 favorites]


The Long Kiss Goodnight, Moon
posted by cortex (staff) at 8:48 PM on May 26 [5 favorites]


There Wilby Wonderful Blood
posted by mochapickle at 8:53 PM on May 26 [1 favorite]


The Hungry, Hungry Cat on a Hot Tin Roof
posted by thecaddy at 8:53 PM on May 26 [1 favorite]


Empire of the Sun in Philadelphia
posted by cortex (staff) at 8:56 PM on May 26 [1 favorite]


Heavy Metal Gear Parking Lot
posted by cortex (staff) at 8:59 PM on May 26 [1 favorite]


The Long Weekend with Bernie's booze.
posted by clavdivs at 9:00 PM on May 26 [1 favorite]


The Young Sheldon & the Restless
posted by cortex (staff) at 9:01 PM on May 26 [3 favorites]


It’s A Harold And Mad, Mad, Mad, Maude World
posted by mochapickle at 9:01 PM on May 26 [4 favorites]


In the Still of the Nightbreed
posted by cortex (staff) at 9:04 PM on May 26 [2 favorites]


The Cook, The Thief, His Wife, And Her Love Boat
posted by mochapickle at 9:05 PM on May 26 [7 favorites]


3 days of the Phoenix.
posted by clavdivs at 9:05 PM on May 26 [1 favorite]


Sex and the City of Lost Children
posted by cortex (staff) at 9:06 PM on May 26 [3 favorites]


It came from outer space: origins
posted by clavdivs at 9:11 PM on May 26 [1 favorite]


The Bourne on the Fourth of Julydentity
posted by cortex (staff) at 9:13 PM on May 26 [4 favorites]


The Fast and the Furious (Yellow)
posted by fedward at 9:20 PM on May 26 [4 favorites]


The Last Temptation of Vicky Cristina Barcelona
posted by mochapickle at 9:21 PM on May 26 [2 favorites]


Octopussy in Boots
posted by cortex (staff) at 9:22 PM on May 26 [3 favorites]


Battlestar GalactiCats
posted by Orange Dinosaur Slide at 9:23 PM on May 26 [1 favorite]


Criss Angel, Minesweeper
posted by cortex (staff) at 9:24 PM on May 26 [2 favorites]


Touched by Criss Angel
posted by fedward at 9:28 PM on May 26 [2 favorites]


Criss Angel in the Outfield
posted by cortex (staff) at 9:29 PM on May 26 [1 favorite]


Drop Deadpool Gorgeous
posted by Orange Dinosaur Slide at 9:30 PM on May 26 [2 favorites]


The Thin Red Chorus Line
posted by cortex (staff) at 9:30 PM on May 26 [4 favorites]


The Last Temptation of Criss Angel
posted by fedward at 9:30 PM on May 26 [1 favorite]


Johnny Criss Angelously
posted by cortex (staff) at 9:31 PM on May 26 [1 favorite]


8 ½ Men
posted by mochapickle at 9:35 PM on May 26 [3 favorites]


Look Who's Talking Heads
posted by cortex (staff) at 9:37 PM on May 26 [2 favorites]


Crissing Johnny Mnemonic
posted by clavdivs at 9:38 PM on May 26 [1 favorite]


The Great British Bang Theory
posted by lefty lucky cat at 9:38 PM on May 26 [1 favorite]


The Great British Face/Off
posted by cortex (staff) at 9:39 PM on May 26 [5 favorites]


Taxi-Baby Driver
posted by mochapickle at 9:43 PM on May 26 [2 favorites]


(Baby Taxi Driver?)
posted by mochapickle at 9:44 PM on May 26 [1 favorite]


Shakespeare in Love, Actually
posted by lefty lucky cat at 9:45 PM on May 26 [5 favorites]


The bridge over river far.
posted by clavdivs at 9:45 PM on May 26 [1 favorite]


Repo Mank
posted by cortex (staff) at 9:46 PM on May 26 [3 favorites]


Audrey Rose: Bicycle Thief
posted by clavdivs at 9:47 PM on May 26 [1 favorite]


Manos: The Edward Scissorhands of Fate
posted by cortex (staff) at 9:48 PM on May 26 [1 favorite]


Superintendent Morse.
posted by clavdivs at 9:48 PM on May 26 [1 favorite]


Two Guys, A Girl, And A Mystic Pizza
posted by mochapickle at 9:48 PM on May 26 [1 favorite]


Red Dawn of the Dead
posted by cortex (staff) at 9:50 PM on May 26 [2 favorites]


Huckleberry Wallender.
posted by clavdivs at 9:51 PM on May 26 [1 favorite]


My Neighbor Totorobocop
posted by Zalzidrax at 9:52 PM on May 26 [5 favorites]


Scooby Doo the Right Thing
posted by cortex (staff) at 9:52 PM on May 26 [3 favorites]


SNL: Show is your Shogun
posted by clavdivs at 9:55 PM on May 26 [1 favorite]


Fursona
posted by lefty lucky cat at 9:55 PM on May 26 [1 favorite]


Strange Days of Thunder
posted by cortex (staff) at 9:56 PM on May 26 [1 favorite]


Eternal Sunshine of a Beautiful, Dangerous, Spotless Mind
posted by mochapickle at 9:59 PM on May 26 [3 favorites]


The Psycho Goreman Who Killed Don Quixote
posted by DirtyOldTown at 10:00 PM on May 26 [1 favorite]


The Red Joan Shoes
Frances Hard Times
posted by valetta at 10:00 PM on May 26 [1 favorite]


Diamonds Are 5eva
posted by DirtyOldTown at 10:01 PM on May 26 [1 favorite]


Princess Mononoklahoma!
posted by cortex (staff) at 10:02 PM on May 26 [7 favorites]


Nausicaä of the Valley of the Dolls
posted by lefty lucky cat at 10:04 PM on May 26 [4 favorites]


Nick & Norah’s & Schindler’s Infinite Playlist
posted by mochapickle at 10:04 PM on May 26 [6 favorites]


Howl's Moving Castlevania
posted by cortex (staff) at 10:04 PM on May 26 [1 favorite]


Look Who's Apocalypsing Now
posted by lefty lucky cat at 10:08 PM on May 26 [4 favorites]


Let the Right One Interstellar
posted by cortex (staff) at 10:15 PM on May 26 [2 favorites]


Esio Foxtrot
Heartbreaker Morant
posted by valetta at 10:18 PM on May 26 [1 favorite]


Homicide: Life on Sesame Street
posted by cortex (staff) at 10:24 PM on May 26 [2 favorites]


Children Of A Lesser God And Also Corn
posted by mochapickle at 10:25 PM on May 26 [4 favorites]


Get Knives Out
posted by Wobbuffet at 10:26 PM on May 26 [1 favorite]


Se7en Up
posted by valetta at 10:28 PM on May 26 [5 favorites]


Synecdoche, New Jack City
posted by cortex (staff) at 10:29 PM on May 26 [3 favorites]


I Am Curious Yellow Submarine
posted by philip-random at 10:32 PM on May 26 [4 favorites]


The Unbearable Lightness Of The Milagro Beanfield War
posted by mochapickle at 10:39 PM on May 26 [5 favorites]


Se7en Up the sequel:
Se7en Up the Junction
posted by valetta at 10:40 PM on May 26 [2 favorites]


Only You, Her, They, Them, and Us
posted by mochapickle at 10:47 PM on May 26 [2 favorites]


The Very Hungry Cat People
The Thing City
or
Shang-Chi and the Legend of the Ten Things
Three Billboards Outside Ebbing, Miss Congeniality
Dredd Ringers
posted by Grangousier at 12:51 AM on May 27 [1 favorite]


Dracula Has Risen From The Gray Lady Watership Down
posted by Grangousier at 12:54 AM on May 27 [1 favorite]


Anatomy of a Blue Murder at St Trinians
posted by Grangousier at 12:56 AM on May 27 [1 favorite]


Dougal and the Blue Catch Me If You Can
posted by Grangousier at 12:57 AM on May 27 [1 favorite]


Pushing Tinker Tailor Soldier Spiderman: Far From Home
posted by Grangousier at 12:59 AM on May 27 [1 favorite]


Un Chien Andalou Grant
Batman with a Movie Camera
Never Cry Airwolf
Cat People vs. Larry Flynt
posted by theory at 1:53 AM on May 27 [6 favorites]


Withnail and I Spit on Your Grave
Withnail and I Know What You Did Last Summer
How Withnail and I Met Your Mother
Honey, Withnail and I Shrunk the Kids
Withnail and I May Destroy You
10 Things Withnail and I Hate About You
posted by theory at 1:58 AM on May 27 [9 favorites]


Red Shoe Diaries of a Country Priest
Bob and Carol and Father Ted and Alice
posted by theory at 2:01 AM on May 27 [3 favorites]


Sweet Sweetback's Baadasssss Hereafter
posted by theory at 2:06 AM on May 27 [1 favorite]


She's Gotta Have the IT Crowd
Slaughterhouse 9 to 5
posted by theory at 2:11 AM on May 27 [3 favorites]


I would happily watch any of those Withnail sequels.

Whisky Galore & Order!
I Know Where I'm Going Postal
A Matter of Life and Jefferson In Paris
The Amazing Spiderman in the White Suitable Boy
Kind Hearts and Coraline
Hue and Cry Freedom
The Ladykillers and the Tramp
It's a Wonderful Life and Death of Colonel Blimp
I'm All Right Jackie Brown
Gregory's Girl With the Dragon Tattoo
posted by Grangousier at 2:19 AM on May 27 [2 favorites]


The Shape of Watership Down and Out in Beverly Hills
posted by Grangousier at 2:25 AM on May 27 [8 favorites]


Dr Nomadland
Bad Times at the Battle Royale
Sound of Full Metal Jacket
posted by Grangousier at 2:53 AM on May 27 [2 favorites]


Cold Comfort Farmageddon
posted by Orange Dinosaur Slide at 4:10 AM on May 27 [7 favorites]


Carry On Matron: Legacy
posted by Grangousier at 4:30 AM on May 27 [1 favorite]


Barrier Reefer Mad Men At Arms and the Man at the Top Guns of Navarone Hour Photographing Fairies
posted by Grangousier at 4:31 AM on May 27 [1 favorite]


Less Than Zero Dark Thirtysomething
posted by Grangousier at 4:41 AM on May 27 [3 favorites]


The Assassination of Jesse James by the Coward Robert Ford v. Ferrari
posted by thecaddy at 4:42 AM on May 27 [6 favorites]


Lady Windermere's Fantastic Four
posted by Grangousier at 4:42 AM on May 27 [5 favorites]


The Importance of Being Ernest & Celestine Prophecy
posted by Grangousier at 4:44 AM on May 27 [2 favorites]


Biopic: All Across Steven Universe
Gorefest: Steven All Across the Universe
posted by Athanassiel at 4:48 AM on May 27 [1 favorite]


Die Hard Day's Night of the Living Dead
posted by Grangousier at 4:53 AM on May 27 [4 favorites]


That'll Be the Day of the Jackal
posted by Grangousier at 4:57 AM on May 27 [3 favorites]


Snow White and the Magnificent Se7en Samurai
posted by Grangousier at 5:12 AM on May 27 [5 favorites]


Hanna of Green Gables
posted by sylvanshine at 5:26 AM on May 27 [1 favorite]


Dad's Army of Darkness
posted by Grangousier at 5:45 AM on May 27 [3 favorites]


Alice in Zombieland
Alice Through the Looking-Glass War
posted by Grangousier at 5:56 AM on May 27 [1 favorite]


Judas and the Sound of Black Metal
posted by DirtyOldTown at 6:07 AM on May 27 [1 favorite]


Ma Rainey's Black Bottom, Bamalam
posted by DirtyOldTown at 6:07 AM on May 27 [1 favorite]


I do not know why the act of italicizing the fake titles makes them 10% funnier, but I swear it does.
posted by DirtyOldTown at 6:14 AM on May 27 [6 favorites]


Another 48 Sugar Rush Hours
posted by Athanassiel at 7:28 AM on May 27 [1 favorite]


The Devil's Backbone Wears Prada
posted by cortex (staff) at 7:35 AM on May 27 [3 favorites]


Interstellars and the Real Girl
posted by fedward at 7:52 AM on May 27 [2 favorites]


The Catcher in the Private Ryan
posted by cortex (staff) at 7:54 AM on May 27 [1 favorite]


The Rise of Skywalker, Texas Ranger
posted by fedward at 7:56 AM on May 27 [3 favorites]


St. Elswhere the Wild Things Are
posted by cortex (staff) at 7:57 AM on May 27 [2 favorites]


New, from Hasbro: Tickle Me St. Elmo's Fire
posted by fedward at 7:58 AM on May 27 [3 favorites]


The Lil Nas X-Files
posted by cortex (staff) at 8:13 AM on May 27 [8 favorites]


The Young and the Restless Pope
posted by valetta at 8:28 AM on May 27 [1 favorite]


The Two Young Popes
posted by fedward at 8:32 AM on May 27 [2 favorites]


All My Children of the Corn
posted by cortex (staff) at 8:40 AM on May 27 [3 favorites]


Monty Python's Flying Serpico
posted by valetta at 8:51 AM on May 27 [3 favorites]


The French Lieutenant's Promising Young Woman
posted by fedward at 8:59 AM on May 27 [3 favorites]


Murder On the Orient Espresso Bongo

I feel old black and white British movies should have more representation. So sue me.
posted by Grangousier at 9:04 AM on May 27 [1 favorite]


Little Women on the Verge of a Nervous Breakdown
posted by Orange Dinosaur Slide at 9:05 AM on May 27 [4 favorites]


Ruthless 24 Hour Party People
posted by fedward at 9:08 AM on May 27 [1 favorite]


The Magnificent Seven Samurai Sandwich Shop
posted by Oyéah at 9:15 AM on May 27 [1 favorite]


To Live and Die in El Topo
posted by Grangousier at 9:15 AM on May 27 [2 favorites]


Saving Ryan's Private Idaho
posted by Oyéah at 9:15 AM on May 27 [1 favorite]


A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Four Weddings and a Funeral
posted by Grangousier at 9:16 AM on May 27 [2 favorites]


The Vincent Price Is Right
posted by Oyéah at 9:16 AM on May 27 [4 favorites]


Once Upon a Time in the West Side Story
posted by Grangousier at 9:17 AM on May 27 [2 favorites]


Amar Akbar Ant-Man
posted by Orange Dinosaur Slide at 9:19 AM on May 27 [2 favorites]


Dr. Strangelove, Actually, or How I Married an Axe Murderer
posted by emelenjr at 9:28 AM on May 27 [1 favorite]


Independence Day of the Living Dead
posted by Oyéah at 9:29 AM on May 27 [1 favorite]


Ten The Things I Hate About You
posted by Oyéah at 9:31 AM on May 27 [1 favorite]


Outbreak Mountain
posted by Oyéah at 9:32 AM on May 27 [1 favorite]


Rosenkrantz and Guildenstern Are Dead Calm
posted by Grangousier at 9:34 AM on May 27 [1 favorite]


Yo Mamma, The Goat Rodeo Sessions
posted by Oyéah at 9:37 AM on May 27 [1 favorite]


The Last Best In Show
Waiting for Guffman to Exhale
This Is My Spy-nal Tap

(and for old times' sake) For Yor, The Hunter From the Future's Consideration
posted by fedward at 9:38 AM on May 27 [2 favorites]


Evil Under the Son of Frankenstein
posted by Grangousier at 9:39 AM on May 27 [2 favorites]


The Crying of Lot 49 Game
posted by Oyéah at 9:41 AM on May 27 [1 favorite]


Frankenstein and the Monster From Hello Dolly!
posted by Grangousier at 9:42 AM on May 27 [1 favorite]


Monster's Baseketball
posted by cortex (staff) at 9:44 AM on May 27 [1 favorite]


The Living Dead at the Manchester Morgan: A Suitable Case For Treatment
posted by Grangousier at 9:44 AM on May 27 [1 favorite]


2001: A Space Jam Odyssey
posted by cortex (staff) at 9:45 AM on May 27 [1 favorite]


Somehow the old thread had The Talented Mr. Belvedere but not The Talented Mr. Bean or The Talented Mr. Mom (or The Talented Mr. Mister, a band that steals other bands' songs).
posted by fedward at 9:45 AM on May 27 [2 favorites]


How the West Was Wonder Woman 1984
posted by Grangousier at 9:50 AM on May 27 [2 favorites]


The Masque of the Red Dead Redemption
posted by Grangousier at 9:54 AM on May 27 [2 favorites]


Event Horizon Zero Dawn
posted by cortex (staff) at 9:55 AM on May 27 [2 favorites]


(almost 3% of all comments I have made on Metafilter in the past ~20 years have been on these two threads)
posted by thecaddy at 10:00 AM on May 27 [4 favorites]


The Passion of the Dark Crystal
posted by Grangousier at 10:18 AM on May 27 [1 favorite]


Purity Ringu
posted by cortex (staff) at 10:21 AM on May 27 [1 favorite]


Children of a Lesser Godzilla
posted by Grangousier at 10:24 AM on May 27 [4 favorites]


Eastbound and Downton Abbey
posted by cortex (staff) at 10:24 AM on May 27 [2 favorites]


Swimming to Camberwick Green

(sorry, you need to be mid-fifties and British for that one.)

The Killing Fields of Dreams
posted by Grangousier at 10:30 AM on May 27 [2 favorites]


Smiles of a Summer Night of the Hunter
posted by Grangousier at 10:30 AM on May 27 [1 favorite]


Encino Man of La Mancha (would Quixote even notice?)
posted by fedward at 10:32 AM on May 27 [2 favorites]


Final Fantasy Island
posted by cortex (staff) at 10:32 AM on May 27 [2 favorites]


The King and I, Claudius
posted by Grangousier at 10:33 AM on May 27 [2 favorites]


My Left Footlose
posted by cortex (staff) at 10:34 AM on May 27 [3 favorites]


King Kong and I (the "Shall We Dance" number is really something)
posted by fedward at 10:35 AM on May 27 [3 favorites]


Josie and the Thundercats
posted by cortex (staff) at 10:36 AM on May 27 [3 favorites]


He Man and the Masters of Sex
posted by Grangousier at 10:38 AM on May 27 [2 favorites]


The Outlaw Josey Wales and the Pussycats
posted by fedward at 10:38 AM on May 27 [5 favorites]


The Man Who Killed Donnie Darko
posted by Grangousier at 10:38 AM on May 27 [2 favorites]


The Man Who Killed the Phantom of Liberty Vallance
posted by Grangousier at 10:39 AM on May 27 [1 favorite]


High-Rise Musical
posted by Grangousier at 10:41 AM on May 27 [2 favorites]


I Am a Gamera
posted by Grangousier at 10:43 AM on May 27 [3 favorites]


High Noon Musical
High School Anxiety
School of Rocky Horror Picture Show

posted by fedward at 10:43 AM on May 27 [1 favorite]


Somebody please go back in time and unpost this thread because Stop My Beautiful Mind I Want to Get Off
posted by fedward at 10:45 AM on May 27 [2 favorites]


How I Met Your Mothra
posted by Grangousier at 10:46 AM on May 27 [5 favorites]


A Party Girl Walks Home Alone at Night
posted by cortex (staff) at 10:46 AM on May 27 [1 favorite]


Fast Times at Ridgemont High Plains Drifter
posted by Grangousier at 10:47 AM on May 27 [2 favorites]


Better Call Solaris
posted by cortex (staff) at 10:49 AM on May 27 [4 favorites]


Three Men and a Baby Blue Marine
posted by BozoBurgerBonanza at 10:50 AM on May 27 [1 favorite]


Witchfinder General Hospital
posted by Grangousier at 10:51 AM on May 27 [1 favorite]


Gone in Sixty Seconds with the Wind
posted by cortex (staff) at 10:53 AM on May 27 [2 favorites]


Yes, I've had meals like that.
posted by Grangousier at 10:58 AM on May 27 [1 favorite]


Portrait of the Lady in the Vanishing Point
posted by Grangousier at 11:00 AM on May 27 [1 favorite]


The History Boys From Brazil
posted by Grangousier at 11:01 AM on May 27 [1 favorite]


O Property Brothers, Where Art Thou
posted by cortex (staff) at 11:10 AM on May 27 [6 favorites]


Honey Boo Boo, I Shrunk the Kids
posted by cortex (staff) at 11:29 AM on May 27 [3 favorites]


The Talented Mr. Ripley Goes to Washington
Patricia Highsmith's America's Got Talent
posted by fedward at 11:51 AM on May 27 [2 favorites]


Leon the Tony Hawk Professional Skater
posted by cortex (staff) at 12:28 PM on May 27 [2 favorites]


Miss Congeniality Bites
posted by mochapickle at 12:45 PM on May 27 [2 favorites]


A Quiet Summer Place
posted by TheWhiteSkull at 12:50 PM on May 27 [2 favorites]


Birdbox on a Wire
posted by cortex (staff) at 12:52 PM on May 27 [1 favorite]


Seven Brides for Seven Brothers from Another Planet
posted by fedward at 12:57 PM on May 27 [2 favorites]


Earth Girls Are Easy Riders
posted by cortex (staff) at 12:58 PM on May 27 [1 favorite]


West Side Story of Your Life
posted by fedward at 1:02 PM on May 27 [1 favorite]


The Neverending West Side Story
posted by theory at 1:05 PM on May 27 [3 favorites]


A Quiet Summer Place is a just A Quiet Place with "Theme From a Summer Place" in crucial scenes, right?
posted by fedward at 1:08 PM on May 27 [1 favorite]


Nero Wolfenstein
posted by clavdivs at 1:10 PM on May 27 [1 favorite]


Stalker, Texas Ranger
posted by mandolin conspiracy at 1:10 PM on May 27 [5 favorites]


While I'm on soundtracks, Un Homme et une Femme Nikita.
posted by fedward at 1:11 PM on May 27 [2 favorites]


The Wolfenstein of Wall Street
posted by cortex (staff) at 1:12 PM on May 27 [2 favorites]


A Quiet Summer Place is a just A Quiet Place with "Theme From a Summer Place" in crucial scenes, right?

Yes. Or possibly "Theme From A Summer Place" as sung by Jasper from The Simpsons.
posted by TheWhiteSkull at 1:18 PM on May 27 [2 favorites]


All Dogs Go To Heaven From Hell
posted by Atom Eyes at 1:19 PM on May 27 [1 favorite]


The Simpsons of Anarchy
posted by cortex (staff) at 1:21 PM on May 27 [3 favorites]


At Play in the Fields of the Lords of Chaos
posted by mandolin conspiracy at 1:32 PM on May 27 [1 favorite]


The Thomas 'The Crown' Affair (and now I want to see Tobias Menzies as a charming, wealthy art thief)
posted by fedward at 1:35 PM on May 27 [1 favorite]


Night of the Living Daylights
posted by cortex (staff) at 1:36 PM on May 27 [2 favorites]


The Blair Witch Project Runway
America's Next Top Model Planes, Trains and Automobiles
Fun Home for the Holidays
Ranma One and a Half Men
Queer Eye for the Straight Guys and Dolls
Barbarella Enchanted


I can't stop...
posted by Athanassiel at 1:50 PM on May 27 [5 favorites]


Sátántangó and Cash
posted by mandolin conspiracy at 1:54 PM on May 27 [6 favorites]


Cinderellraiser
posted by cortex (staff) at 2:01 PM on May 27 [5 favorites]


After
these messages
we'll be right
back. IV.
posted by clavdivs at 2:08 PM on May 27 [1 favorite]


Faster, Pussycat! Kill! Kill Bill and Bob and Ted and Alice!

posted by Athanassiel at 2:09 PM on May 27 [2 favorites]


Kill Bill and Ben (The Flowerpot Men)
posted by Grangousier at 2:11 PM on May 27 [2 favorites]


Queer Eye For the Straight Outta Compton
posted by Grangousier at 2:13 PM on May 27 [8 favorites]


true grit lies
posted by clavdivs at 2:19 PM on May 27 [2 favorites]


Fantastic Planet of the Apes
posted by clavdivs at 2:21 PM on May 27 [1 favorite]


Withnail and I, Tonya
The King and I, Tonya
The Westworld Wing
Orphan Black Mirror
Little Miss Walking on Sunshine

posted by Athanassiel at 2:33 PM on May 27 [3 favorites]


Breaking Bread
posted by clavdivs at 2:33 PM on May 27 [2 favorites]


Are You Being Served Human?
posted by Grangousier at 2:34 PM on May 27 [5 favorites]


Children of the Lesser Corn God
posted by Athanassiel at 2:37 PM on May 27 [1 favorite]


A Midsommar Night's Dream
posted by TheWhiteSkull at 2:39 PM on May 27 [1 favorite]


Paul Spartacus, Mall Cop
posted by cortex (staff) at 2:45 PM on May 27 [2 favorites]


Poltergeists and Dolls
posted by Athanassiel at 2:54 PM on May 27 [6 favorites]


The Exorcister Act
posted by cortex (staff) at 2:55 PM on May 27 [2 favorites]


Resident Olive Oyl
posted by cortex (staff) at 4:16 PM on May 27 [2 favorites]


I'm Gonna Git You Tucker: The Man and His Dream
posted by mandolin conspiracy at 5:09 PM on May 27 [3 favorites]


The Triplets of the d’Urbervilles
posted by fedward at 5:18 PM on May 27 [1 favorite]


The I'm Gonna Git You Hudsucker Proxy
posted by cortex (staff) at 5:49 PM on May 27 [5 favorites]


The Triplets of Wellville
posted by mandolin conspiracy at 5:49 PM on May 27 [3 favorites]


Uncle Boonmee Who Can Recall His Past Days of Our Lives
posted by theory at 7:32 PM on May 27 [2 favorites]


Brief Encounters of the Third Kind
posted by theory at 7:34 PM on May 27 [7 favorites]


Three Burials of Melquiades Estrada Outside Ebbing, Missouri
posted by mandolin conspiracy at 7:39 PM on May 27 [4 favorites]


Stand by Mac and Me
posted by lefty lucky cat at 7:44 PM on May 27 [4 favorites]


Aguirre, the Wrath of Godspell
posted by mandolin conspiracy at 7:55 PM on May 27 [8 favorites]


Dial M for Meatballs
posted by lefty lucky cat at 8:05 PM on May 27 [5 favorites]


Midsommar Rental
posted by mandolin conspiracy at 8:15 PM on May 27 [5 favorites]


Black Panther Panchali
posted by TheWhiteSkull at 8:20 PM on May 27 [3 favorites]


Carry On Golden Pond
posted by valetta at 8:28 PM on May 27 [1 favorite]


Cremaster and Commander
posted by mochapickle at 8:30 PM on May 27 [5 favorites]


David Sheen and Michael Tennant ride a bus to the wild west:
Stagedcoach
posted by valetta at 8:54 PM on May 27 [1 favorite]


Mary Kate and Ashley visit Aragorn and friends to bravely battle Saruman’s evil armies: It Takes Two Towers
posted by mochapickle at 9:05 PM on May 27 [5 favorites]


Office Spaceballs
posted by Orange Dinosaur Slide at 9:22 PM on May 27 [1 favorite]


Avengers: Weekendgame at Bernies
posted by cortex (staff) at 10:22 PM on May 27


My Name is Jo Jo Dancer

La La Land and Freedom

Gone With the Wind that Shakes the Barley
posted by mandolin conspiracy at 10:34 PM on May 27 [1 favorite]


Gentle Private Benjamin
posted by lefty lucky cat at 10:38 PM on May 27


Raging Bull Durham
posted by mandolin conspiracy at 10:41 PM on May 27 [2 favorites]


Midnight Running Man
posted by cortex (staff) at 10:46 PM on May 27


Stalag 17 Again
posted by lefty lucky cat at 10:52 PM on May 27 [2 favorites]


A Clockwork Oranges Are Not the Only Fruit
posted by mandolin conspiracy at 10:55 PM on May 27 [2 favorites]


All Quiet on the Wild Wild Western Front
posted by lefty lucky cat at 10:56 PM on May 27 [1 favorite]


Clifford the Big Red Badge of Courage
posted by cortex (staff) at 10:57 PM on May 27 [3 favorites]


The Son of Frankenstein Also Rises
posted by lefty lucky cat at 11:02 PM on May 27 [2 favorites]


Flea Bagger Vancing with Wolves
posted by klausman at 11:04 PM on May 27 [1 favorite]


Johnny Tremaingerously
posted by lefty lucky cat at 11:05 PM on May 27 [3 favorites]


The Mask of Zorro Lucky Man!
posted by valetta at 11:13 PM on May 27


The Silence of the La La Lambs
posted by lefty lucky cat at 11:22 PM on May 27 [3 favorites]


Fantastic Four Weddings and a Funeral in Berlin
posted by theory at 1:52 AM on May 28 [1 favorite]


The Man Who Knew Too Much Ado About Nothing
posted by theory at 1:53 AM on May 28 [3 favorites]


Throw Momma From The Training Day
posted by mochapickle at 5:24 AM on May 28 [1 favorite]


The Picture of Dorian Gray's Anatomy
posted by RobinofFrocksley at 6:51 AM on May 28 [3 favorites]


A Midsummer Night's Requiem for a Dream
posted by mandolin conspiracy at 7:42 AM on May 28


Paper Moonstruck
posted by cortex (staff) at 7:58 AM on May 28


The Englishman Who Went Up a Hill That Had Eyes But Came Down a Mountain of Madness
posted by DirtyOldTown at 8:03 AM on May 28 [4 favorites]


Stop, or My Mom Will Kill Bill
posted by DirtyOldTown at 8:16 AM on May 28


My Little Shawshank: Friendship Is Redemption
posted by DirtyOldTown at 8:18 AM on May 28 [2 favorites]


Two pool hustlers find themselves out of their element when they try to flip a house: The Color of the Money Pit
posted by box at 8:21 AM on May 28 [2 favorites]


500 Days of Midsommar
posted by cortex (staff) at 8:24 AM on May 28 [1 favorite]


24 Hour Sausage Party People
posted by mandolin conspiracy at 8:27 AM on May 28 [2 favorites]


The Deer White People Hunter
posted by cortex (staff) at 8:30 AM on May 28


Sharnado The Right Thing
posted by mochapickle at 8:36 AM on May 28 [3 favorites]


You and Me and Everyone We Dr. No
posted by cortex (staff) at 8:37 AM on May 28 [1 favorite]


You Can't Go Home Alone Again
posted by RobinofFrocksley at 9:01 AM on May 28 [1 favorite]


1001 Arabian Nightcrawlers
posted by cortex (staff) at 9:03 AM on May 28 [1 favorite]


Love and Human Remains of the Day
posted by mandolin conspiracy at 9:07 AM on May 28 [2 favorites]


The Land Before Sunrise
posted by cortex (staff) at 9:10 AM on May 28


just a Julie Delpy triceratops and a like Ethan Hawke diplodocus, having long heartfelt conversations during an extinction-level event
posted by cortex (staff) at 9:11 AM on May 28 [1 favorite]


The Mating Habits of the Earthbound Human Centipede
posted by mandolin conspiracy at 9:13 AM on May 28


Two dudes learn that plants have feelings, and also Stevie Wonder's on the soundtrack: Bill and Ted's Bogus Journey Through the Secret Life of Plants
posted by box at 9:22 AM on May 28 [1 favorite]



The Land Before Sunrise
posted by cortex (staff) at 9:10 on May 28 [+] [!]


just a Julie Delpy triceratops and a like Ethan Hawke diplodocus, having long heartfelt conversations during an extinction-level event
posted by cortex (staff) at 9:11 on May 28 [+] [!]


Get the hell out of my dreams, those are private.
posted by curious nu at 9:24 AM on May 28 [2 favorites]


Ginger Rogers and Jean Claude van Damme, in Swing Timecop
posted by fedward at 9:25 AM on May 28 [4 favorites]


Honey, I Shrunk the Swing Kids
posted by mandolin conspiracy at 9:27 AM on May 28


Also Top Hat Pee-wee
posted by fedward at 9:28 AM on May 28


Harmony Korine's Spy Kids
posted by cortex (staff) at 9:28 AM on May 28


The Hills Have iCarly
posted by lefty lucky cat at 9:30 AM on May 28 [1 favorite]


Two and a Half Men and a Baby
posted by cortex (staff) at 9:30 AM on May 28


To All the Boys in the Band I've Loved Before Midnight
posted by Grangousier at 9:53 AM on May 28 [1 favorite]


The Fabulous Baker Boys from Brazil
posted by cortex (staff) at 10:00 AM on May 28


The Boys from Terry Gilliam's Brazil
posted by fedward at 10:23 AM on May 28


The Lost Boys are Back in Town
posted by cortex (staff) at 10:26 AM on May 28 [1 favorite]


500 Days of Thunder
posted by fedward at 10:31 AM on May 28


Mad Max Beyond Thundercats
posted by fedward at 10:34 AM on May 28 [1 favorite]


Conan the Librarian
posted by fedward at 10:35 AM on May 28 [2 favorites]


This thread continues to be ruinous to my productivity.
posted by fedward at 10:36 AM on May 28 [1 favorite]


The Best Little Whorehouse in Paris, Texas Chainsaw Massacre
posted by box at 11:17 AM on May 28 [2 favorites]


Werner Herzog Eats His Showgirls
posted by mochapickle at 11:26 AM on May 28 [1 favorite]


Under the Cherry Moonraker
posted by DirtyOldTown at 11:35 AM on May 28 [2 favorites]


Lucy in the Skyfall with Diamonds Forever
posted by DirtyOldTown at 11:38 AM on May 28


The Man with the Golden Eyes Wide Shut
posted by box at 11:41 AM on May 28


Ralph Breaks Network
posted by sylvanshine at 11:51 AM on May 28


Mad Max Furry Roadkill
posted by Oyéah at 12:01 PM on May 28


Eating Raoul's Petticoat Unction
posted by Oyéah at 12:03 PM on May 28


Henry V for Vendetta
posted by sylvanshine at 12:05 PM on May 28 [7 favorites]


Even Cowgirls Get The Blues Brothers
posted by mochapickle at 12:05 PM on May 28 [7 favorites]


Aqua Man and a Woman
posted by Oyéah at 12:06 PM on May 28 [1 favorite]


The Witches of John Wick
posted by Oyéah at 12:07 PM on May 28 [1 favorite]


Regarding the just implemented new mail delivery policy here in West Sweden, I’d vote for „The postman always rings every other day“.
posted by Namlit at 12:10 PM on May 28 [1 favorite]


Wild at Hemp Hearts
posted by Oyéah at 12:10 PM on May 28


And here’s your low-carb version - the catcher in the psyllium husk.
posted by Namlit at 12:16 PM on May 28


Of Summer and Smoke Jumpers
posted by Oyéah at 12:19 PM on May 28



posted by Oyéah at 12:22 PM on May 28


In which a motorcycle-riding video-game mouse inexplicably becomes the king of England, and then abdicates the throne: Wreck-It King Runaway Ralph
posted by box at 12:27 PM on May 28


Harrison Ford is cut-throat lawyer who, after a terrible accident, has to learn to murder people all over again, in Regarding Henry: Portrait of a Serial Killer
posted by cortex (staff) at 1:02 PM on May 28 [2 favorites]


Portrait of a Serial Killer Clown from Outer Space
posted by fedward at 1:08 PM on May 28


Inner Space Jam
posted by cortex (staff) at 1:10 PM on May 28 [1 favorite]


After three surfer girls find a severed human ear, they discover the seamy underbelly of their quiet hometown, in Blue Crushed Velvet.
posted by box at 1:11 PM on May 28 [1 favorite]


The Littlest Pet Shop of Horrors
posted by RobinofFrocksley at 1:12 PM on May 28


Zorro: the Gay Slingblade
posted by cortex (staff) at 1:13 PM on May 28 [3 favorites]


Suddenly, Last Midsommar
posted by TheWhiteSkull at 1:24 PM on May 28 [2 favorites]


The Ghost and Mrs Muir In the Shell
posted by Grangousier at 1:28 PM on May 28 [1 favorite]


We Need to Talk About Calvin & Hobbes
posted by RobinofFrocksley at 1:32 PM on May 28 [2 favorites]


Fantastic Mr Foxcatcher
posted by Grangousier at 1:40 PM on May 28


Soylent Running
posted by Grangousier at 1:44 PM on May 28 [4 favorites]


Midsommar Stock
posted by TheWhiteSkull at 2:10 PM on May 28


How Stella Got the Emperor's New Groove Back
posted by cortex (staff) at 2:11 PM on May 28 [1 favorite]


Their Eyes Were Watching Aguirre, the Wrath of God
posted by TheWhiteSkull at 2:13 PM on May 28 [1 favorite]


We Bought a Zoolander
posted by cortex (staff) at 2:14 PM on May 28 [4 favorites]


Robin Hood: A Few Good Men In Tights
posted by klausman at 2:18 PM on May 28 [1 favorite]


Boogie Nights of the Round Table
posted by klausman at 2:20 PM on May 28


Stand and Deliverance
posted by cortex (staff) at 2:21 PM on May 28 [1 favorite]


Malcolm X Machina
posted by klausman at 2:23 PM on May 28 [1 favorite]


Tetsuo Iron Giant
posted by cortex (staff) at 2:24 PM on May 28


Bird on The Wire
posted by klausman at 2:26 PM on May 28


My Neighbor TotoRonin
posted by klausman at 2:26 PM on May 28 [1 favorite]


Heat, Pray, Love
posted by cortex (staff) at 2:29 PM on May 28 [1 favorite]


The Exorcist III’s Company
posted by klausman at 2:30 PM on May 28 [2 favorites]


Ernest goes to space camp
posted by klausman at 2:34 PM on May 28 [1 favorite]


Ernest goes to jailbait
posted by klausman at 2:34 PM on May 28


Training Day For Night of the Hunter
posted by Grangousier at 2:35 PM on May 28


Mo’ better blues clues
posted by klausman at 2:37 PM on May 28


My Neighbor Toto we're not in Kansas anymore
posted by jamjam at 2:48 PM on May 28


Vanilla Sky Captain
posted by cortex (staff) at 2:51 PM on May 28


On the Basis of Sex, True Lies and Videodrome
posted by Grangousier at 2:56 PM on May 28 [1 favorite]


Christiane F For Fake
posted by Grangousier at 2:58 PM on May 28


The Inn of the Sixth Sense and Sensibility
posted by Grangousier at 3:02 PM on May 28


Battlefield earth girls are easy
posted by klausman at 3:11 PM on May 28 [2 favorites]


Fievel goes west, young man
posted by klausman at 3:11 PM on May 28


Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventures in Don't Tell Mom the Babysitter's Dead Again
posted by Athanassiel at 3:15 PM on May 28 [2 favorites]


Leonard part 6 million dollar man
posted by klausman at 3:18 PM on May 28


St Elmo's Fire Walk With Me and Earl and the Dying Girl
posted by Grangousier at 3:19 PM on May 28


Last Tango in Paris, Texas
posted by Grangousier at 3:27 PM on May 28 [3 favorites]


I think the beginnings of a long slow disenchantment with Facebook was when it kept bugging me to list my favourite movies and books and such. I produced a lengthy list of maybe forty or fifty mashup titles — Jane Eyre Force One, No Country for Grumpy Old Men, Alien Freddie Kramer vs. Predator Jason Kramer — which stayed on my page for maybe a year. One day I noticed they were gone.

A month or two later, Facebook began suggesting the titles I had created to me as entries for a new list I could make of my favourite movies. Of course, I suppose it is possible that an algorithm had somehow decided I liked these mashups and that others had also created some, but these were ones I had thought of. Here were Zuck’s minions offering me Return of the King of Kings and Georgy Girl, Interrupted and a bunch of others.

Facebook stealing user-generated content, deleting it from the user’s account, and offering it back to the user. Classy.

posted by ricochet biscuit at 3:32 PM on May 28 [1 favorite]


The Madness of King Creole
posted by Grangousier at 4:01 PM on May 28 [1 favorite]


Dangerous Liaisons Of The Dead
posted by mochapickle at 4:04 PM on May 28 [1 favorite]


Once Upon a Timecop in the West
posted by fedward at 4:41 PM on May 28


Around the World in 80 Days of Summer
posted by fedward at 4:43 PM on May 28


The Muppets Take The Manhattan Project
posted by mochapickle at 4:46 PM on May 28 [5 favorites]


Sense8 and Sensibility
posted by Orange Dinosaur Slide at 4:48 PM on May 28 [4 favorites]


30 Days of Night and Fog
posted by lefty lucky cat at 5:09 PM on May 28


Three Billboards Outside Fern Gully
posted by lefty lucky cat at 5:10 PM on May 28 [2 favorites]


A Low Down Dirty Shaaaaaaaaane
posted by mochapickle at 5:13 PM on May 28


A young folksinger travels through time to warn Pete Seeger about McCarthyism, in Don’t Look Back to the Future
posted by box at 5:14 PM on May 28 [1 favorite]


Never Been Vampire's Kissed
posted by lefty lucky cat at 5:23 PM on May 28


Farscape, So Close!
posted by Mister Moofoo at 5:24 PM on May 28 [1 favorite]


One Crazy Midsommar
posted by lefty lucky cat at 5:24 PM on May 28 [1 favorite]


The Readers of the Lost Ark
posted by Mister Moofoo at 5:26 PM on May 28 [2 favorites]


Quiet Places in the Heart
posted by Mister Moofoo at 5:35 PM on May 28


Some Like It Hot Fuzz
posted by Orange Dinosaur Slide at 5:36 PM on May 28 [1 favorite]


The Cook, The Thief, His Wife, and Her Human Centipede
posted by Mister Moofoo at 5:37 PM on May 28 [1 favorite]


Eat, Birds of Prey, Love
posted by Mister Moofoo at 5:38 PM on May 28 [3 favorites]


Look Who's Talking, 200 Cigarettes
posted by Mister Moofoo at 5:40 PM on May 28 [2 favorites]


The Notebook of Eli
posted by Mister Moofoo at 5:43 PM on May 28


Shaun the Sheep Tracker
posted by valetta at 5:45 PM on May 28


Saving Private Silverman
Saving Private Christmas
posted by Mister Moofoo at 5:45 PM on May 28 [1 favorite]


Saving Private Benjamin
posted by Mister Moofoo at 5:46 PM on May 28 [1 favorite]


What About Bobadook?
posted by Mister Moofoo at 5:47 PM on May 28 [9 favorites]


Extremely Loud and Faraway, So Close!
posted by Mister Moofoo at 5:48 PM on May 28 [2 favorites]


The Incredibly Strange Creatures Who Stopped Living and Became Mixed-Up Zombies of Mrs. Basil E. Frankweiler
posted by Mister Moofoo at 5:50 PM on May 28 [1 favorite]


Rosemary's Babadook
Rosemary's Bad Boy Bubby
posted by valetta at 5:51 PM on May 28 [1 favorite]


Thirteen Going On Zero Dark Thirty
posted by Mister Moofoo at 5:52 PM on May 28 [3 favorites]


Strictly Ballroom With a View
posted by valetta at 5:55 PM on May 28 [2 favorites]


A Room With a View to a Kill
posted by fedward at 6:01 PM on May 28 [5 favorites]


Tom Sawyer, Detective Pikachu
posted by Mister Moofoo at 6:01 PM on May 28


Tender is the Night of the Hunter
posted by Mister Moofoo at 6:04 PM on May 28 [2 favorites]


Eric Banana and Anthony Lasagna fight to save their farm from a terrifying invader:
Lantana Chopper
posted by valetta at 6:21 PM on May 28 [1 favorite]


Jurassic Porco Rosso
posted by Orange Dinosaur Slide at 6:57 PM on May 28 [3 favorites]


The Man from UNCLE VANYA
Three Sisters Outside Ebbing, MO

posted by fedward at 7:05 PM on May 28 [4 favorites]


Also Manchester by the Seagull, sigh.
posted by fedward at 7:07 PM on May 28 [2 favorites]


Kiki’s Delicatessen Service
posted by Orange Dinosaur Slide at 7:12 PM on May 28 [1 favorite]


Lion Pride and Préjudice
posted by valetta at 7:30 PM on May 28 [1 favorite]


Prizzi's On Her Majesty's Secret Service
From Russia with Love, American Style
The Spider-man Who Loved Me
Liquid Skyfall
Goodnight Moonraker

posted by fedward at 7:32 PM on May 28 [4 favorites]


Despicable Mean Girls
posted by cortex (staff) at 7:50 PM on May 28 [3 favorites]


Ishtar Wars
posted by mochapickle at 8:03 PM on May 28 [4 favorites]


The Mommie Dear Hunter
posted by mochapickle at 8:05 PM on May 28 [1 favorite]


Air Bud Force One
posted by lefty lucky cat at 8:09 PM on May 28


I was going to suggest The Princess Bride for Seven Brothers but then realised that is basically the plot for Snow White.
posted by Athanassiel at 8:23 PM on May 28 [2 favorites]


Damn Connecticut Yankees In King Arthur's Court
posted by TheWhiteSkull at 8:29 PM on May 28 [3 favorites]


The Exterminating Angel In The Outfied
posted by TheWhiteSkull at 8:31 PM on May 28 [3 favorites]


Thelma & Un Chien Andalouise
posted by mochapickle at 8:46 PM on May 28 [11 favorites]


Children of Men in Black
posted by philip-random at 9:02 PM on May 28 [3 favorites]


Cherry 2000s' Orchard.
posted by clavdivs at 9:02 PM on May 28


Uncle Boonmee Whose Left Eye Sees Ghosts
posted by Mister Moofoo at 9:03 PM on May 28


To Snowpiercer, With Love
posted by mochapickle at 9:06 PM on May 28 [3 favorites]


McCabe and Mrs Doubtfire
posted by philip-random at 9:08 PM on May 28 [3 favorites]


My Dinner with Andre the Giant
posted by clavdivs at 9:08 PM on May 28 [7 favorites]


Little Red Riding Alone For Thousands of Miles
posted by Mister Moofoo at 9:09 PM on May 28


Banachek meets Abbott and Costello
posted by clavdivs at 9:10 PM on May 28


Star Wars: Episode I: The Phantom Menace to South Central While Drinking Your Juice in the Hood
posted by Mister Moofoo at 9:11 PM on May 28 [1 favorite]


Mister Frost/Nixon
They Call Me Mister Frost!
posted by Mister Moofoo at 9:16 PM on May 28


Smokey and the Bare Back Mountain
posted by clavdivs at 9:42 PM on May 28 [1 favorite]


The Princess Bride Wore Tennis Shoes
posted by lefty lucky cat at 10:29 PM on May 28 [1 favorite]


The Slippers of Kon-Tiki.
posted by clavdivs at 10:37 PM on May 28


4:50 to Paddington the Bear.
posted by clavdivs at 10:38 PM on May 28


everything you wanted to know about sex but were afraid of the dark
posted by philip-random at 10:45 PM on May 28 [1 favorite]


Who's Afraid of the Last American Virginia Woolf?
posted by lefty lucky cat at 11:35 PM on May 28 [1 favorite]


The enemy below above the law
American Werewolf in the Last movie

Manhattan-Manhattan-Manhattan Project
posted by clavdivs at 11:53 PM on May 28


Don't go to sleep awoke or you shall not sleep
posted by clavdivs at 11:59 PM on May 28


Let's scare Jessica to death on the Nile.
posted by clavdivs at 12:01 AM on May 29 [3 favorites]


Log out
posted by clavdivs at 12:03 AM on May 29


The Muppet Showgirls
posted by Grangousier at 12:51 AM on May 29 [1 favorite]


Whatever Happened to Baby Driver?
posted by Grangousier at 4:15 AM on May 29 [3 favorites]


In the Mouth of Marmaduke
posted by DirtyOldTown at 5:50 AM on May 29 [1 favorite]


101 Incredibles.
posted by Namlit at 6:47 AM on May 29


The Dark Knightopussy.
posted by Namlit at 6:48 AM on May 29


A Long Day's Journey Into the Dark Knight
Who's Afraid of Teen Wolf
An Enemy of the People Under the Stairs
Herman's Hedda Gabler
A View from the Bridge of Spies
Cat on a Hot Tin Cup

M. Night Shyamalan's Glass Menagerie
posted by fedward at 7:38 AM on May 29 [1 favorite]


The Crucible Durham
posted by fedward at 7:39 AM on May 29 [3 favorites]


Batman Forever 21 Grams
posted by DirtyOldTown at 7:39 AM on May 29 [1 favorite]


Breakin' Morant
posted by fedward at 7:41 AM on May 29


How Stella Got Her Groove Back to the Future
posted by fedward at 7:44 AM on May 29 [2 favorites]


Look Both Ways on Mystery Road
posted by valetta at 7:52 AM on May 29


Red Reservoir Dog
posted by valetta at 7:53 AM on May 29 [1 favorite]


Eraserhead of the Class
posted by cortex (staff) at 8:22 AM on May 29 [1 favorite]


Tipping the Blue Velvet
posted by lefty lucky cat at 8:31 AM on May 29 [1 favorite]


An American Tell-Tail Heart
posted by cortex (staff) at 8:32 AM on May 29


All Ghost Dogs Go to Heaven
posted by lefty lucky cat at 8:34 AM on May 29


The Sheltering Sky High
posted by lefty lucky cat at 8:42 AM on May 29


From Here Ratatouilleternity
posted by cortex (staff) at 8:50 AM on May 29 [5 favorites]


Ghost in the Sheltering Sky
posted by Grangousier at 8:57 AM on May 29 [1 favorite]


The True Mouse Detective
posted by lefty lucky cat at 8:58 AM on May 29


Sarah, Airplane and Tall
posted by cortex (staff) at 8:58 AM on May 29 [3 favorites]


Con Airport et seq.
posted by fedward at 9:01 AM on May 29


Finding Sharknadory
posted by fedward at 9:03 AM on May 29


Emma Frost/Nixon
posted by cortex (staff) at 9:03 AM on May 29 [1 favorite]


Lady Bird Box
posted by fedward at 9:05 AM on May 29 [1 favorite]


Little Hausu on the Prairie
posted by cortex (staff) at 9:11 AM on May 29 [1 favorite]


Valley of a Doll's House
posted by fedward at 9:14 AM on May 29


I Spit on your Graving Silverman
posted by cortex (staff) at 9:16 AM on May 29


Married to the Lavender Hill Mob
posted by fedward at 9:18 AM on May 29 [2 favorites]


The 24 Hour Party People Under the Stairs
posted by cortex (staff) at 9:20 AM on May 29 [2 favorites]


Shaggy D.A. Confidential
posted by lefty lucky cat at 9:22 AM on May 29 [1 favorite]


10 Things I Hate About UHF
posted by offog at 9:27 AM on May 29 [5 favorites]


A Nightmare on Helm's Deep
posted by cortex (staff) at 9:27 AM on May 29 [1 favorite]


The Dark Knightmare on Elm Street
posted by fedward at 9:40 AM on May 29


My Heart of Darkness Will Go On
posted by cortex (staff) at 10:01 AM on May 29 [1 favorite]


Mad Men Beyond Thunderdome
posted by Grangousier at 10:03 AM on May 29


Total Eclipse of Paul Blart
posted by cortex (staff) at 10:03 AM on May 29 [2 favorites]


Hart of Darkness
posted by fedward at 10:13 AM on May 29


Agnes of Go
posted by lefty lucky cat at 10:16 AM on May 29


In-A-Gadda-Evita
posted by cortex (staff) at 10:20 AM on May 29 [3 favorites]


Trainspotting Hill
posted by lefty lucky cat at 10:21 AM on May 29


The Phantom Thread of the Opera
posted by cortex (staff) at 10:23 AM on May 29 [1 favorite]


Wolf of Wal-Mart
posted by lefty lucky cat at 10:26 AM on May 29 [1 favorite]


The Unbearable Starlight Expressness of Being
posted by cortex (staff) at 10:27 AM on May 29


Something Wicked Every Which Way But This Way Comes
posted by lefty lucky cat at 10:28 AM on May 29 [2 favorites]


Joseph and the Amazing Upstream Color
posted by cortex (staff) at 10:28 AM on May 29 [2 favorites]


Picnic at Hangin' with Mr. Cooper
posted by lefty lucky cat at 10:31 AM on May 29


The Sandlottery
posted by cortex (staff) at 10:33 AM on May 29


Metropolis Now
posted by offog at 10:33 AM on May 29 [3 favorites]


Things to Do in Denver When the Wind Blows
posted by cortex (staff) at 10:34 AM on May 29


Welcome to the Pleasuredome, Kotter
posted by Grangousier at 10:36 AM on May 29 [1 favorite]


The Postman Always Ringus Twice
posted by lefty lucky cat at 10:36 AM on May 29 [1 favorite]


Requiem for a Drumline
posted by cortex (staff) at 10:37 AM on May 29


Un Chien Wedding Andalouneral
posted by lefty lucky cat at 10:39 AM on May 29 [1 favorite]


Remember a Day in the Life is a Minestrone
posted by Grangousier at 10:40 AM on May 29


Honey, I, Robot
posted by cortex (staff) at 10:40 AM on May 29 [1 favorite]


Edge of Gomorrah
posted by Grangousier at 10:41 AM on May 29


The Greatest Story Ever Toldboy
posted by cortex (staff) at 10:41 AM on May 29 [2 favorites]


It's a Nomad, Nomad, Nomad, Nomadland
posted by lefty lucky cat at 10:42 AM on May 29 [2 favorites]


Forrest Gumpire Strikes Back
posted by cortex (staff) at 10:43 AM on May 29 [1 favorite]


The Littlest Robocop
posted by Grangousier at 10:44 AM on May 29 [1 favorite]


Dude, Where's My Carrie
posted by cortex (staff) at 10:44 AM on May 29 [1 favorite]


Blindside Squad
posted by lefty lucky cat at 10:45 AM on May 29


Big Trouble in the Brave Little Toaster
posted by cortex (staff) at 10:46 AM on May 29 [1 favorite]


The Little House on the Prayer for the Dying
posted by Grangousier at 10:48 AM on May 29 [1 favorite]


Monty Python's Life of Pi
posted by lefty lucky cat at 10:49 AM on May 29 [3 favorites]


Krull Durham
posted by cortex (staff) at 10:50 AM on May 29 [2 favorites]


The Erin Brockovvich
posted by lefty lucky cat at 10:51 AM on May 29


Harry and the Hender's Game
posted by cortex (staff) at 10:52 AM on May 29


A Beautiful Day After in the Neighborhood
posted by lefty lucky cat at 10:52 AM on May 29


The Thomas Crown Affair Lady
posted by Grangousier at 10:52 AM on May 29


When two bumbling barbers and hip-hop fans try out for the police academy, their first case turns out to be an elaborate bank heist, in Who's the Inside Man?
posted by box at 10:53 AM on May 29


Dr Jekyll and Mr Ed
posted by Grangousier at 10:53 AM on May 29 [2 favorites]


Coming to Amerry Poppins
posted by cortex (staff) at 10:53 AM on May 29


The Invisible Manhattan
posted by Grangousier at 10:55 AM on May 29


I Dreamscape of Genie
posted by cortex (staff) at 10:55 AM on May 29


Annie Halloween
posted by Grangousier at 10:56 AM on May 29


The L-Word Spiral
posted by cortex (staff) at 10:57 AM on May 29


The Fault in Our Star Wars
posted by lefty lucky cat at 10:59 AM on May 29 [1 favorite]


Taylor Swift's 1984
posted by cortex (staff) at 11:00 AM on May 29


The Notebadook
posted by lefty lucky cat at 11:00 AM on May 29 [2 favorites]


Groundhog Days of Our Lives
posted by cortex (staff) at 11:02 AM on May 29 [1 favorite]


Old Spartacus ("Everyone knows that Spartacus died at the Silarius River. What this book presupposes is, maybe he didn't.")
posted by fedward at 11:03 AM on May 29


Superbad Timing
posted by Grangousier at 11:04 AM on May 29


Paul Blart, Small Wonder Cop
posted by cortex (staff) at 11:06 AM on May 29


Mr Blandings Builds His Dreamgirls
posted by Grangousier at 11:07 AM on May 29 [1 favorite]


Bonfire of the Van Wilder
posted by cortex (staff) at 11:07 AM on May 29


Arsenic and Oldboy
posted by Grangousier at 11:13 AM on May 29


The Little Prince of Thieves
posted by cortex (staff) at 11:13 AM on May 29


Punky Brewster's Millions
posted by mandolin conspiracy at 11:15 AM on May 29 [1 favorite]


The Frog Prince of Tides
posted by Grangousier at 11:15 AM on May 29 [1 favorite]


Men Who Stare at Das Boot
posted by cortex (staff) at 11:17 AM on May 29


Blue is the Warmest Color of Money
posted by mandolin conspiracy at 11:17 AM on May 29 [3 favorites]


Awkwafina!
posted by lefty lucky cat at 11:17 AM on May 29


Catch Me if You Scanners
posted by cortex (staff) at 11:18 AM on May 29


An American Tail: Jason Goes to Hell
posted by lefty lucky cat at 11:19 AM on May 29 [1 favorite]


Godspeed You! Blacula
posted by cortex (staff) at 11:20 AM on May 29


Dunkirk and Dumber
posted by lefty lucky cat at 11:21 AM on May 29 [1 favorite]


Fahrenheit Ocean's Eleven
posted by mandolin conspiracy at 11:21 AM on May 29


Ali and Foreman rumble with Rock and Mac, in When We Were Kings of Comedy
posted by box at 11:22 AM on May 29 [1 favorite]


Quo Vadis, Pee Wee?
posted by lefty lucky cat at 11:22 AM on May 29


From Russia with Love in the Time of Cholera
posted by mandolin conspiracy at 11:23 AM on May 29 [2 favorites]


Next on Top Gear, a segment we’re calling “Mr. Holland’s Opel.”
posted by fedward at 11:24 AM on May 29 [1 favorite]


The Haunting of Full House
posted by Grangousier at 11:24 AM on May 29 [4 favorites]


Friday the Ocean's Thirteenth
posted by cortex (staff) at 11:25 AM on May 29 [1 favorite]


La La Last of the Mohicans
posted by lefty lucky cat at 11:25 AM on May 29 [1 favorite]


Diamonds are Forever Lulu
posted by mandolin conspiracy at 11:25 AM on May 29


Three's Company of Wolves
posted by Grangousier at 11:25 AM on May 29 [1 favorite]


Daredevil Wears Prada
posted by cortex (staff) at 11:26 AM on May 29 [4 favorites]


The Man with the Golden Girls
posted by Grangousier at 11:26 AM on May 29


Ken Burns' Captain America: Civil War
posted by cortex (staff) at 11:26 AM on May 29 [1 favorite]


A View to a Faster Pussycat, Kill! Kill!
posted by mandolin conspiracy at 11:30 AM on May 29 [2 favorites]


National Lampoon's Animal House M.D.
posted by Grangousier at 11:30 AM on May 29 [1 favorite]


No Time to Diana
posted by Grangousier at 11:32 AM on May 29


No Country for Old Yeller
posted by cortex (staff) at 11:33 AM on May 29 [2 favorites]


Raising Aristocats
posted by Grangousier at 11:34 AM on May 29


Sammy and Rosie Get Les Misérables
posted by lefty lucky cat at 11:35 AM on May 29 [1 favorite]


My Beautiful Suffragette
posted by Grangousier at 11:35 AM on May 29 [1 favorite]


On Her Majesty's Secret of NIMH
posted by mandolin conspiracy at 11:36 AM on May 29 [2 favorites]


Birth of a Final Destination
posted by cortex (staff) at 11:44 AM on May 29


Roger and Despicable Me
posted by mandolin conspiracy at 11:46 AM on May 29


My Three Dangerous Liaisons
posted by cortex (staff) at 11:47 AM on May 29


Borat: Cultural Learnings of American History X
posted by mandolin conspiracy at 11:49 AM on May 29


L-Wordfish
posted by cortex (staff) at 11:54 AM on May 29


Dawn of the Grateful Dead Movie
posted by offog at 12:11 PM on May 29 [1 favorite]


You've Got Single White Female
posted by cortex (staff) at 12:19 PM on May 29


Stop the Jurassic World I Want to Get Shorty
posted by Grangousier at 12:19 PM on May 29 [2 favorites]


King Kong Phooey
posted by Grangousier at 12:19 PM on May 29 [2 favorites]


Tenet of the Apes
posted by cortex (staff) at 12:20 PM on May 29 [3 favorites]


Le Charme discret de la Boogie Nights
posted by cortex (staff) at 12:40 PM on May 29 [1 favorite]


(Title for the US market: Bougie Nights)
posted by fedward at 12:42 PM on May 29 [3 favorites]


Studio 54, Where Are You?
posted by cortex (staff) at 12:47 PM on May 29 [5 favorites]


Gilligan's Island of Dr Moreau
posted by Grangousier at 12:54 PM on May 29 [1 favorite]


The Quick and the Mr. Ed
posted by cortex (staff) at 12:54 PM on May 29 [1 favorite]


Who Framed Buck Rogers in the 25th Century?
posted by Grangousier at 1:02 PM on May 29


50 First Manchurian Candidates
posted by cortex (staff) at 1:05 PM on May 29


So Long and Thanks For All the Rumblefish
posted by Grangousier at 1:06 PM on May 29


Are You There, God? It's the Master and Marguerita
posted by Grangousier at 1:08 PM on May 29


The Quick and Judge Dredd
posted by fedward at 1:11 PM on May 29 [1 favorite]


Master and Cobra Commander
posted by cortex (staff) at 1:12 PM on May 29


The Berlinsterhood of the Traveling Alexanderpantz
posted by lefty lucky cat at 1:12 PM on May 29


The Human Berenstain
posted by cortex (staff) at 1:13 PM on May 29


The Sisterhood of the Travelling Pan's Labyrinth
posted by Grangousier at 1:13 PM on May 29 [1 favorite]


G.I. Joe Vs. the Volcano
posted by lefty lucky cat at 1:14 PM on May 29 [2 favorites]


Twelve O'Clock High School Confidential
posted by fedward at 1:15 PM on May 29


Let The Right One In Bruges
posted by mochapickle at 1:15 PM on May 29 [3 favorites]


Baby Drivering Miss Daisy
posted by lefty lucky cat at 1:16 PM on May 29


Fast Times at Ridgemont High Noon
posted by cortex (staff) at 1:19 PM on May 29


All About My Mother, the Car
posted by Grangousier at 1:20 PM on May 29


Scott of the Antarctic vs. The World
posted by Grangousier at 1:23 PM on May 29 [1 favorite]


When his addictions lead to the loss of his sitcom job, a comedy writer is forced to head east to pursue new opportunities, in Permanent Midnight Cowboy.
posted by box at 1:23 PM on May 29 [1 favorite]


The Killing Billing Fields
posted by lefty lucky cat at 1:25 PM on May 29 [1 favorite]


The Dolores Claiborne Identity
posted by cortex (staff) at 1:30 PM on May 29 [1 favorite]


The Dead Poets Social Network
posted by lefty lucky cat at 1:33 PM on May 29 [1 favorite]


Gone With Lady Windermere's Fan
posted by fedward at 1:33 PM on May 29 [1 favorite]


The Third Mandelorian
posted by cortex (staff) at 1:35 PM on May 29 [1 favorite]


The Arlington Road Warrior
posted by Grangousier at 1:36 PM on May 29


The 39 Step Ups
posted by lefty lucky cat at 1:36 PM on May 29 [1 favorite]


In the Heights 451
posted by Grangousier at 1:37 PM on May 29


Max Headroom With a View
posted by Grangousier at 1:38 PM on May 29 [4 favorites]


Solarli$$
posted by lefty lucky cat at 1:40 PM on May 29 [1 favorite]


12 Angry Monkeys
posted by Grangousier at 1:45 PM on May 29 [1 favorite]


Debris Does Dallas
posted by Grangousier at 1:49 PM on May 29


Veronica Mars Needs Moms
posted by Grangousier at 1:51 PM on May 29


King Kong vs Godspell
posted by jamjam at 1:52 PM on May 29 [1 favorite]


Jesus Christ Battlestar Galactica
posted by Grangousier at 1:55 PM on May 29


Or Jesus Christ Super Mario Bros
posted by Grangousier at 1:56 PM on May 29


Antichrist Superstar
posted by lefty lucky cat at 1:59 PM on May 29


Amadeus of Wine and Roses
posted by Grangousier at 2:00 PM on May 29 [1 favorite]


Soylent Green Mile
posted by cortex (staff) at 2:00 PM on May 29


You and Me and Every Wookiee We Know
posted by lefty lucky cat at 2:01 PM on May 29 [1 favorite]


Roadhouse to Perdition
posted by cortex (staff) at 2:02 PM on May 29


The Trouble With Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets and Lies
posted by Grangousier at 2:05 PM on May 29 [1 favorite]


Stop Making Sense8
posted by cortex (staff) at 2:06 PM on May 29


The Greatest American Hero Dreams of Sushi
posted by lefty lucky cat at 2:07 PM on May 29 [1 favorite]


The Fall Guys and Dolls
posted by cortex (staff) at 2:09 PM on May 29


Rave of the Fireflies
posted by lefty lucky cat at 2:10 PM on May 29


MacGyvers and Dolls
posted by lefty lucky cat at 2:11 PM on May 29


There's Something About Pet Semetary
posted by cortex (staff) at 2:11 PM on May 29 [1 favorite]


Gulliver's Travels With My Auntie Mame
posted by Grangousier at 2:12 PM on May 29


One Flew Over the Empty Nest
posted by cortex (staff) at 2:12 PM on May 29


Crazy Rich Agent Cody Banks
posted by lefty lucky cat at 2:13 PM on May 29


Willy Wonka on the Island of Dr. Moreau: Chipwrecked
posted by DirtyOldTown at 2:14 PM on May 29


Shallow Annie Hall
posted by cortex (staff) at 2:15 PM on May 29


Cabaret Donovan
posted by Grangousier at 2:15 PM on May 29


Cruella Intentions
posted by cortex (staff) at 2:15 PM on May 29


The Loneliness of the Long Distance Cool Runnings
posted by lefty lucky cat at 2:16 PM on May 29


Tales From the Robin Hood
posted by cortex (staff) at 2:17 PM on May 29


Veggie Tales from the Hood
posted by DirtyOldTown at 2:18 PM on May 29


Star Trek II: The Wrath of Leprechaun
posted by cortex (staff) at 2:18 PM on May 29 [2 favorites]


When Marnie Was Hair
posted by Grangousier at 2:18 PM on May 29


How To Train Your Red Dragon
posted by cortex (staff) at 2:19 PM on May 29


The Corpse Bride and Prejudice
posted by Grangousier at 2:25 PM on May 29


Despicable Meatballs
posted by Grangousier at 2:30 PM on May 29 [2 favorites]


Metamorphosister Act
posted by cortex (staff) at 2:33 PM on May 29


My Family and Other People's Children
posted by offog at 2:36 PM on May 29 [1 favorite]


All That Blue Jasmine
posted by Grangousier at 2:36 PM on May 29 [1 favorite]


A Mulholland Drive Runs Through It
posted by cortex (staff) at 2:41 PM on May 29


Things You Can Tell Just By Looking At Ghost Rider
posted by mochapickle at 2:46 PM on May 29 [2 favorites]


A Wind in the Dorito
posted by cortex (staff) at 2:48 PM on May 29 [1 favorite]


The Men Who Stare At Ghosts of the Civil Dead
posted by Grangousier at 2:48 PM on May 29 [1 favorite]


A Wrinkle in Timecop
posted by cortex (staff) at 2:49 PM on May 29 [1 favorite]


Cinderella City
posted by Grangousier at 2:50 PM on May 29


Babe: Pig in Dark City
posted by cortex (staff) at 2:51 PM on May 29 [1 favorite]


Blake's Seven Psychopaths
posted by Grangousier at 2:54 PM on May 29 [1 favorite]


Wallace and Guernica
posted by cortex (staff) at 3:01 PM on May 29


Sapphire and Steel Magnolias
posted by Grangousier at 3:01 PM on May 29


The California Raisins in the Sun
posted by cortex (staff) at 3:02 PM on May 29 [2 favorites]


A Quantum of Wallace and Gromit
posted by Grangousier at 3:04 PM on May 29 [5 favorites]


Handmaid's Tales from the Crypt
posted by cortex (staff) at 3:04 PM on May 29


Barefoot in Jurassic Park
posted by Grangousier at 3:05 PM on May 29 [1 favorite]


Herbie the Love Witch
posted by cortex (staff) at 3:05 PM on May 29


Butch Cassidy and the Karate Kid
posted by Grangousier at 3:08 PM on May 29 [1 favorite]


Bonnie & Clytemnestra
posted by Grangousier at 3:18 PM on May 29 [1 favorite]


Bring it On Walden Pond
posted by cortex (staff) at 3:19 PM on May 29 [1 favorite]


Catch-22 If You Can
posted by Grangousier at 3:19 PM on May 29 [1 favorite]


Strictly Balrog
posted by cortex (staff) at 3:19 PM on May 29 [3 favorites]


Married With Midnight's Children
posted by Grangousier at 3:20 PM on May 29


Folsom County Blues Clues
posted by cortex (staff) at 3:20 PM on May 29 [2 favorites]


Krull Durham
posted by klausman at 3:21 PM on May 29


The Last Starfighter of the Mohicans
posted by cortex (staff) at 3:21 PM on May 29 [1 favorite]


Harold and Modern Love
posted by klausman at 3:21 PM on May 29


Fall of the House at Pooh Corner
posted by Grangousier at 3:22 PM on May 29 [1 favorite]


The Haunting of Hill Street Blues
posted by cortex (staff) at 3:22 PM on May 29 [1 favorite]


The Usual Suspects XX
posted by klausman at 3:22 PM on May 29


The Chronicles of Riddick Tracy
posted by cortex (staff) at 3:23 PM on May 29


Jake and the Fat Man and Little Boy
posted by klausman at 3:23 PM on May 29


Garfield of Dreams
posted by cortex (staff) at 3:23 PM on May 29 [2 favorites]


The Fly of the navigator
posted by klausman at 3:24 PM on May 29


Batman: A Death in the Family Circus
posted by cortex (staff) at 3:24 PM on May 29


Uncle Tom's Midnight Garden
posted by Grangousier at 3:24 PM on May 29


Fire Walk with Meatballs
posted by cortex (staff) at 3:25 PM on May 29 [1 favorite]


Porkystone Cops
posted by klausman at 3:27 PM on May 29


Leave it to Beaverly Hills Cop
posted by cortex (staff) at 3:27 PM on May 29 [2 favorites]


Despereaux Seeking Susan
posted by klausman at 3:30 PM on May 29


The Cat from Outer Spice World
posted by klausman at 3:33 PM on May 29


The Dick Van Dyke Showgirls
posted by cortex (staff) at 3:38 PM on May 29


Raiders of the Lost Highway
posted by Grangousier at 3:40 PM on May 29


Ferris Bueller's Face/Off
posted by cortex (staff) at 3:42 PM on May 29 [1 favorite]


Remains of the Day the Earth Stood Still
posted by Grangousier at 4:05 PM on May 29 [1 favorite]


Arsenic and Every Which Way But Lace
posted by cortex (staff) at 4:09 PM on May 29 [1 favorite]


Bringing Up Babylon 5
posted by Grangousier at 4:11 PM on May 29 [1 favorite]


Slaughterhouse 5 Easy Pieces
posted by Grangousier at 4:17 PM on May 29


The Satanic Verses Predator
posted by cortex (staff) at 4:18 PM on May 29 [1 favorite]


Inland Empire Strikes Back
posted by Grangousier at 4:22 PM on May 29 [1 favorite]


Gross Pointe Break
posted by Grangousier at 4:26 PM on May 29 [2 favorites]


The Breakfast Club at Tiffany's
posted by Grangousier at 4:33 PM on May 29


Jesse James and the Giant Peach
posted by Grangousier at 4:36 PM on May 29 [2 favorites]


Bedknobs and Boomsticks
posted by cortex (staff) at 4:38 PM on May 29


Dr Zhivago in the Multiverse of Madness
posted by Grangousier at 4:42 PM on May 29 [2 favorites]


A Passage to Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom
posted by Grangousier at 4:43 PM on May 29 [1 favorite]


Meet Cujo Black
posted by cortex (staff) at 4:47 PM on May 29 [1 favorite]


Merry Christmas Mr Lawrence of Arabia
posted by Grangousier at 4:52 PM on May 29


American Beauty and the Beast
posted by cortex (staff) at 4:53 PM on May 29


Gravity Of The Fireflies
posted by mochapickle at 4:54 PM on May 29 [1 favorite]


Anything Goes to Washington
posted by cortex (staff) at 4:55 PM on May 29 [2 favorites]


Hush...Hush, Sweet Charity
posted by Grangousier at 4:56 PM on May 29


O Supernintendo Chalmers
posted by cortex (staff) at 5:05 PM on May 29


Romeo and Juliet Must Die.
posted by box at 5:13 PM on May 29 [1 favorite]


A Blood Simple Plan.
posted by box at 5:15 PM on May 29 [2 favorites]


Spider-man: Turn Off the Darkman
posted by cortex (staff) at 5:16 PM on May 29


Butch Cassidy And The Sundance Wild Orchid
posted by mochapickle at 5:33 PM on May 29


Oklahomalone!
posted by cortex (staff) at 5:35 PM on May 29 [4 favorites]


Star Trek: Deep Space 9 ½ Weeks
posted by Athanassiel at 6:01 PM on May 29 [2 favorites]


20,000 Leagues Under the Skin
posted by cortex (staff) at 6:02 PM on May 29 [2 favorites]


Turn of the Scrooged
posted by klausman at 6:34 PM on May 29 [2 favorites]


Groundhog days of thunder
posted by klausman at 6:36 PM on May 29


Duck Tale and I
posted by cortex (staff) at 6:36 PM on May 29


Four Months, Three Weeks, Two Days Since You Looked at Me, Cocked Your Head to the Side and Said, "I'm Angry"
posted by DirtyOldTown at 6:55 PM on May 29


Deathwishtar
posted by cortex (staff) at 6:56 PM on May 29 [2 favorites]


Young Frankenstein Guns
posted by cortex (staff) at 7:19 PM on May 29


Enemy Mine of the State
posted by cortex (staff) at 7:40 PM on May 29


Who Is Harry Kellerman and Why Is He Saying Those Terrible Things About Me and You and Everyone We Know?
posted by cgc373 at 7:41 PM on May 29


The Con Airversation
posted by cortex (staff) at 7:41 PM on May 29 [1 favorite]


Who Am I This Time & Again, Dangerous Visions
posted by cgc373 at 7:44 PM on May 29


Ocean's THX Eleven Thirty Eight
posted by cortex (staff) at 7:45 PM on May 29 [1 favorite]


THX-1138 Special
posted by cgc373 at 7:45 PM on May 29


The THX-Files
posted by cortex (staff) at 7:47 PM on May 29


Un Chien Andalousers (Get Lucky Sometimes)
posted by cgc373 at 7:49 PM on May 29


Cruella Midsommar
posted by cgc373 at 7:51 PM on May 29


Fear of a Black Dahlia
posted by cortex (staff) at 7:54 PM on May 29


Untitled Brian De Palma Project Runway
posted by cgc373 at 7:59 PM on May 29 [1 favorite]


Portsugarlandia
posted by cgc373 at 8:00 PM on May 29


1969teenth Nervous Breakdown vs. 1941 Is the Loneliest Number
posted by cgc373 at 8:02 PM on May 29


How I Met Your Psycho Mother
posted by cgc373 at 8:05 PM on May 29


Are You the Girlfriend Experienced
posted by cortex (staff) at 8:06 PM on May 29


Death Cabaret for Cutie
posted by valetta at 8:10 PM on May 29


The yellow (submarine) and (thin) blue (line) mile
posted by klausman at 8:10 PM on May 29


9 to 5 mile
posted by klausman at 8:12 PM on May 29 [1 favorite]


Bang the Tin Drum Slowly
posted by cgc373 at 8:20 PM on May 29


Night and the City of Lost Children of a Lesser God
posted by Mister Moofoo at 8:33 PM on May 29


My Neighbor Totora! Tora! Tora!
posted by klausman at 8:38 PM on May 29 [2 favorites]


The Last Temptation of Christopher Robin
posted by Mister Moofoo at 8:40 PM on May 29 [3 favorites]


A Kiss Meets the Phantom of the Park Before Dying
posted by Mister Moofoo at 8:47 PM on May 29


Jesus Christ Supertrain
Jesus Christ Superbad
Last Year At Superbad
posted by Mister Moofoo at 8:56 PM on May 29


Moulin Rogue: A Star Wars Story
posted by Mister Moofoo at 8:57 PM on May 29 [4 favorites]


The Hills Have Eyes of Laura Mars Attacks of the Killer Fried Green Tomatoes
posted by philip-random at 8:58 PM on May 29 [3 favorites]


Walkabout Schmidt
posted by cortex (staff) at 9:08 PM on May 29


Walkabout a Boy
posted by valetta at 9:18 PM on May 29 [1 favorite]


The Holy Mountains of the Moonrise Kingdom of the Spiders
posted by philip-random at 9:18 PM on May 29


Never Cry American Werewolf
posted by cortex (staff) at 9:20 PM on May 29 [1 favorite]


La Vie En Rosencrantz And Guildenstern Are Dead
posted by mochapickle at 9:25 PM on May 29 [3 favorites]


Logan's Run Lola Run
posted by cortex (staff) at 9:26 PM on May 29 [3 favorites]


Phargo Lap
posted by valetta at 9:28 PM on May 29


Yours, Mine & The Hours
posted by mochapickle at 9:29 PM on May 29


The Manos with the Golden Gun
posted by cortex (staff) at 9:40 PM on May 29 [2 favorites]


Ballycrissangel
posted by lefty lucky cat at 9:43 PM on May 29


The Hunger David Fincher's The Game
posted by cortex (staff) at 9:44 PM on May 29


Glengarry Glen Rachel
posted by lefty lucky cat at 9:45 PM on May 29


Glengarry or Glenda
posted by cortex (staff) at 9:47 PM on May 29 [1 favorite]


The Spanish Prizzi’s Honor
posted by mochapickle at 9:54 PM on May 29 [3 favorites]


Romancing the Tombstone
posted by cortex (staff) at 9:54 PM on May 29 [1 favorite]


Jewel of denial
posted by klausman at 9:56 PM on May 29


Beach Blanket Ringu
posted by lefty lucky cat at 9:56 PM on May 29 [2 favorites]


All Dogs Go to the Lathe of Heaven
posted by cortex (staff) at 10:00 PM on May 29 [4 favorites]


Live Frida or Diego Hard
posted by lefty lucky cat at 10:01 PM on May 29 [1 favorite]


Debbie Does the Dallas Buyer's Club
posted by cortex (staff) at 10:01 PM on May 29 [2 favorites]


JF Qué Pasó Ayer?
posted by klausman at 10:07 PM on May 29


Goodfellas Will Hunting
posted by cortex (staff) at 10:08 PM on May 29


Bridge to Panterabithia
posted by TheCoug at 10:13 PM on May 29


Sleeping with the E-Nemo
posted by klausman at 10:13 PM on May 29


Rambo in the Bronx
posted by klausman at 10:25 PM on May 29 [1 favorite]


Tank girl, interrupted
posted by klausman at 10:26 PM on May 29 [2 favorites]


Rachel Getting Something About Married
posted by mochapickle at 10:28 PM on May 29 [1 favorite]


Amistad Couple
posted by klausman at 10:30 PM on May 29


the Lathe of Heaven Can Wait for the Guffman
posted by philip-random at 10:32 PM on May 29


Twin Wayward Pines
posted by clavdivs at 10:36 PM on May 29


Best in Showgirls
posted by cortex (staff) at 10:51 PM on May 29 [2 favorites]


Twin Falls Ida Westward Ho!
posted by cgc373 at 10:56 PM on May 29


Jaws: the Revenge of the Nerds
posted by philip-random at 11:02 PM on May 29


Fast Times at Ridgemont Highlander
posted by Athanassiel at 11:21 PM on May 29 [3 favorites]


Desperately Seeking a Friend for the End of the F***ing World
posted by sylvanshine at 12:04 AM on May 30 [1 favorite]


ZardOzark
posted by sylvanshine at 12:09 AM on May 30


District 9 From Outer Space
posted by sylvanshine at 12:12 AM on May 30


Until the End of the Spice World
posted by lefty lucky cat at 12:40 AM on May 30


Yes Virginia, There Is a Santana
posted by offog at 4:43 AM on May 30 [1 favorite]


Will Smith's Complete Cookery Course
posted by offog at 4:54 AM on May 30


The Greatest Neverending Toy Story of O Ever Told
posted by box at 5:27 AM on May 30


John Carter Dies at the End
posted by cortex (staff) at 7:18 AM on May 30


Horton hears the hoosiers
posted by klausman at 7:28 AM on May 30 [1 favorite]


Babette's Feastmaster
The Italian Blob

posted by miles per flower at 7:38 AM on May 30 [1 favorite]


What's Enchanting Gilbert Grapril
posted by miles per flower at 7:39 AM on May 30


We Are the Best Side Story!
The Music Mandalorian
Excaliborat

posted by miles per flower at 7:41 AM on May 30 [3 favorites]


Snakes on a Simple Plan
Because of Hudsucker-Proxie
The Apartmemento

posted by miles per flower at 7:42 AM on May 30


Babadooksmart
Pirates of the Mr. Bean
See No Weebles

posted by miles per flower at 7:46 AM on May 30 [2 favorites]


Pokemonster's Ball
posted by cortex (staff) at 7:57 AM on May 30 [1 favorite]


Attack the Clones of the Block
posted by Grangousier at 8:15 AM on May 30


Fear and Loathing in Lassie
posted by Grangousier at 8:17 AM on May 30 [1 favorite]


Infinite Jessica Jones
posted by Grangousier at 8:18 AM on May 30


Singin' in Gravity's Rainbow
posted by Grangousier at 8:19 AM on May 30


Akira Largo
posted by Grangousier at 8:20 AM on May 30


The IPCRESS Fly
posted by Grangousier at 8:21 AM on May 30


True Groot
posted by cortex (staff) at 8:41 AM on May 30 [1 favorite]


Kramer (satanic) vs Kramer
posted by klausman at 8:44 AM on May 30


You've Got Mail, Caesar!
posted by miles per flower at 8:51 AM on May 30 [3 favorites]


Captain Corelli's Mandalorian
posted by mandolin conspiracy at 9:23 AM on May 30 [3 favorites]


Wall-E.T.
posted by cortex (staff) at 9:34 AM on May 30


Faster, Pussycat, Krull! Krull!
posted by cortex (staff) at 9:53 AM on May 30 [2 favorites]


Air Budhoney
Beneath the Valley of the Ultra-Nixon

posted by miles per flower at 10:04 AM on May 30


Christine Wolf
posted by miles per flower at 10:07 AM on May 30


The Man From Snowy Maximum Overdriver
posted by cortex (staff) at 10:08 AM on May 30


Jazz on a Summer Holiday
posted by offog at 10:09 AM on May 30


Romeo + Jules + Jim
posted by miles per flower at 10:18 AM on May 30 [2 favorites]


Gods and Monsters, Inc.
posted by mandolin conspiracy at 10:40 AM on May 30 [1 favorite]


Falling Down and Out in Beverly Hills
posted by box at 10:43 AM on May 30 [1 favorite]


The Masque of the Red Death in Venice
posted by mandolin conspiracy at 10:45 AM on May 30 [2 favorites]


The Blart of Mall Street
posted by cortex (staff) at 10:48 AM on May 30


Bend It Like Pecker
posted by miles per flower at 11:21 AM on May 30 [1 favorite]


Father of the Bride of Chucky
posted by cortex (staff) at 11:24 AM on May 30 [1 favorite]


Mean Krulls
posted by lefty lucky cat at 11:42 AM on May 30 [1 favorite]


Flock of Seakrulls
posted by cortex (staff) at 11:43 AM on May 30


Krull Intentions
posted by lefty lucky cat at 11:43 AM on May 30 [2 favorites]


District 9½ Weeks
posted by mandolin conspiracy at 11:48 AM on May 30


Krull the Midwife
posted by cortex (staff) at 11:49 AM on May 30 [2 favorites]


Krullrats
posted by lefty lucky cat at 11:51 AM on May 30


Booty Krull
posted by mandolin conspiracy at 11:51 AM on May 30 [1 favorite]


Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Krystal Krull
posted by box at 11:52 AM on May 30


Krull Me By Your Name
posted by mandolin conspiracy at 11:53 AM on May 30 [2 favorites]


Krullerball
posted by cortex (staff) at 11:53 AM on May 30


Glaiving Silverman
posted by lefty lucky cat at 12:01 PM on May 30


Emma Stone is: Krullella
posted by cortex (staff) at 12:12 PM on May 30


Krull Runnings
posted by miles per flower at 12:12 PM on May 30 [1 favorite]


Ferris Kruller's Day Off
posted by cortex (staff) at 12:12 PM on May 30


Medium Krull
posted by miles per flower at 12:12 PM on May 30 [1 favorite]


My Life With the Thrill Krull Kult
posted by cortex (staff) at 12:13 PM on May 30


Against Krull Odds
posted by miles per flower at 12:17 PM on May 30


Dodgekrull
posted by miles per flower at 12:18 PM on May 30


To Krull a Mockingbird
posted by mandolin conspiracy at 12:21 PM on May 30 [1 favorite]


Krull and See
posted by lefty lucky cat at 12:22 PM on May 30


The Phantom Krullbooth
posted by cortex (staff) at 12:22 PM on May 30


Coming this summer. Steven Seagal is...

Hard to Krull
posted by mandolin conspiracy at 12:23 PM on May 30


love to watch the dancers on Krull Train
posted by cortex (staff) at 12:26 PM on May 30


Monty Python and the Krully Grail
posted by cortex (staff) at 12:54 PM on May 30


Barbarella Hancock
posted by clavdivs at 12:55 PM on May 30


kruller:The donut king
posted by clavdivs at 12:58 PM on May 30


Hancock's Zero Hour!
posted by offog at 12:58 PM on May 30 [2 favorites]


Dances With Krulls

(which famously & impossibly won Best Picture over Goodkrullas)
posted by miles per flower at 1:04 PM on May 30 [2 favorites]


The Muppet Christmas Krull
posted by miles per flower at 1:14 PM on May 30 [1 favorite]


Krull and Kruller
posted by Athanassiel at 1:21 PM on May 30


The Unkrullable Lightness of Being
posted by cortex (staff) at 1:36 PM on May 30


I take one little nap and I come back to an extended Krull riff. Madness! And yet somehow, unbelievably, there’s no:

Kruller By The Dozen
posted by mochapickle at 2:05 PM on May 30 [3 favorites]


Daniel Craig unravels a mystery in: Krulls Out
posted by cortex (staff) at 2:12 PM on May 30


Helpraiser
posted by klausman at 2:36 PM on May 30 [1 favorite]


This Old House of 1000 Corpses
posted by cortex (staff) at 2:39 PM on May 30 [1 favorite]


Innerspaceballs
posted by klausman at 2:46 PM on May 30


Barbie rides again
posted by klausman at 3:00 PM on May 30


Andy Hardy: Legion
posted by clavdivs at 3:41 PM on May 30 [1 favorite]


Bob & Krull & Ted & Alice
posted by Mister Moofoo at 4:23 PM on May 30 [1 favorite]


Jonathan Livingston C. Krull
posted by lefty lucky cat at 4:25 PM on May 30 [2 favorites]


Krull Willy
posted by cortex (staff) at 4:35 PM on May 30


Jay and soylent bob
posted by klausman at 4:44 PM on May 30 [5 favorites]


Krullander
Dude, Where's my Krull?
Krull-less
Krull Everlasting

posted by Athanassiel at 5:09 PM on May 30


Bad news Care Bears
posted by klausman at 5:13 PM on May 30 [1 favorite]


Bad news barely legal
posted by klausman at 5:14 PM on May 30


(I especially love Krullander because it's so versatile. Zany satire about being a male model hero in a fantasy film? Check. Sexy time travel fantasy set in an alternate world which is a thinly veiled version of Scots-English conflicts? Check. Action hero contest about immortals who battle the Slayers? Check. Police procedural where our hero puts himself at increasing levels of risk as his alienation from the world he's fighting to save increases? Check.)
posted by Athanassiel at 5:19 PM on May 30 [1 favorite]


Me and You and Everyone We Krull
posted by cortex (staff) at 5:19 PM on May 30


Who's That Krull?
posted by lefty lucky cat at 5:26 PM on May 30 [1 favorite]


The Krullwich Cuckoos
posted by jamjam at 5:44 PM on May 30


Krullspace
Korulline
A View to a Krull
City Slickers II: The Legend of Krully’s Gold
posted by Mister Moofoo at 5:57 PM on May 30


John Travolta in: Venomenon
posted by Mister Moofoo at 5:59 PM on May 30


Krull Island
The Inkrulldibles

posted by cgc373 at 6:11 PM on May 30


Krulley High
posted by cgc373 at 6:12 PM on May 30


Metrokrullitan
posted by cgc373 at 6:14 PM on May 30


Krull Comfort Farm
posted by cgc373 at 6:15 PM on May 30 [2 favorites]


Krull Magnolias
posted by cgc373 at 6:16 PM on May 30 [2 favorites]


Krull the Right Moves
posted by cgc373 at 6:20 PM on May 30 [1 favorite]


To Wong Foo, Thanks for Everything! Krullie Newmar
posted by cgc373 at 6:21 PM on May 30 [1 favorite]


Casey at the Battlefield Earth
posted by Mister Moofoo at 6:24 PM on May 30


Rock'n'Krull High School
posted by lefty lucky cat at 6:24 PM on May 30


Leonardo DiCaprio in the Spielberg musical
Cats Me If You Can
posted by Mister Moofoo at 6:30 PM on May 30 [1 favorite]


Spies like Gus
posted by klausman at 6:46 PM on May 30 [1 favorite]


Krulling me softly
posted by klausman at 7:08 PM on May 30 [1 favorite]


Krullers II
Krulltogiest
posted by clavdivs at 7:35 PM on May 30 [1 favorite]


Krullitt
posted by clavdivs at 7:37 PM on May 30 [3 favorites]


The French Krullnection
posted by cortex (staff) at 7:45 PM on May 30 [1 favorite]


Dr. No Country for Old men
posted by clavdivs at 7:45 PM on May 30


Moonkruller
posted by clavdivs at 7:46 PM on May 30


Krull Metal Jacket
posted by cortex (staff) at 7:48 PM on May 30 [2 favorites]


Tom Hanks is: Krully
posted by cortex (staff) at 7:53 PM on May 30


Krullholland Dr.
posted by klausman at 8:12 PM on May 30 [2 favorites]


Two Cocoon Junction
posted by lefty lucky cat at 8:12 PM on May 30


You can’t do that on krullovision
posted by klausman at 8:13 PM on May 30


Mr Ed like me
posted by klausman at 8:14 PM on May 30


Mr Ed dawn
posted by klausman at 8:15 PM on May 30 [5 favorites]


Petticoat Inception
posted by lefty lucky cat at 8:15 PM on May 30 [1 favorite]


That thing you doogie howser md
posted by klausman at 8:19 PM on May 30 [2 favorites]


Kruella
posted by lefty lucky cat at 8:25 PM on May 30


Krullifornication
posted by cgc373 at 8:30 PM on May 30 [2 favorites]


You know, by the Red Hot Krulli Peppers.
posted by cgc373 at 8:30 PM on May 30


Unedited Footage of a Berenstain Bear
posted by lefty lucky cat at 8:36 PM on May 30 [1 favorite]


Krulls 2: World Tour
posted by cortex (staff) at 8:40 PM on May 30


The Tracy Krullman show
posted by klausman at 8:48 PM on May 30 [2 favorites]


For Whom the Bell Krulls
posted by cortex (staff) at 8:51 PM on May 30 [2 favorites]


Johnny got his guns of the navarone
posted by klausman at 8:56 PM on May 30


Krull, Interrupted
posted by valetta at 8:58 PM on May 30 [1 favorite]


Krull of the wild
posted by klausman at 9:01 PM on May 30 [3 favorites]


The krulling fields
posted by klausman at 9:02 PM on May 30 [1 favorite]


Krull runnings
posted by klausman at 9:03 PM on May 30


Krulled Mountain
posted by cortex (staff) at 9:11 PM on May 30


My three sons of anarchy
posted by klausman at 9:21 PM on May 30 [2 favorites]


The Broadcast News Bears
posted by lefty lucky cat at 9:33 PM on May 30


The Krullcible
posted by cortex (staff) at 9:35 PM on May 30 [1 favorite]


Apocalypto and Son
posted by lefty lucky cat at 9:38 PM on May 30


The Krullbert Show
posted by cortex (staff) at 9:38 PM on May 30


The Constant Secret Gardener
posted by lefty lucky cat at 9:48 PM on May 30


Wonder Woman, 23, quai du Commerce, 1080 Bruxelles
posted by lefty lucky cat at 9:58 PM on May 30


Mank and Mindy
posted by lefty lucky cat at 10:02 PM on May 30 [1 favorite]


Full Metal Parking Lot
posted by lefty lucky cat at 10:05 PM on May 30 [1 favorite]


How the West Was Ready Player One
posted by lefty lucky cat at 10:11 PM on May 30


Annie Krull
posted by cgc373 at 10:23 PM on May 30 [1 favorite]


Guys and Krulls
posted by cortex (staff) at 10:25 PM on May 30 [1 favorite]


Daring Firekrull
Krullke.org
posted by cgc373 at 10:30 PM on May 30


The krull of great price
posted by klausman at 11:09 PM on May 30 [1 favorite]


Krull miner’s daughter
posted by klausman at 11:17 PM on May 30 [6 favorites]


April is the Krullest Month
posted by Mister Moofoo at 4:22 AM on May 31 [2 favorites]


Gone with the Wind in the Willows
posted by valetta at 5:30 AM on May 31 [3 favorites]


Birth of a National Lampoon's Van Wilder
posted by box at 5:50 AM on May 31


Hologram Al Jolson is money and he doesn't even know it, in The Jazz Swingers.
posted by box at 5:56 AM on May 31 [2 favorites]


American History X-Men
posted by Zalzidrax at 6:19 AM on May 31


The History Boys n the Hood
posted by offog at 6:25 AM on May 31


Krull of Cthulhu
posted by cortex (staff) at 7:31 AM on May 31


Krull on a hot tin roof
posted by klausman at 8:14 AM on May 31 [1 favorite]


Harley davidson and the krullboro man
posted by klausman at 8:15 AM on May 31


A Christmas Krull
posted by cortex (staff) at 8:53 AM on May 31 [2 favorites]


The Man from U.N.K.R.U.L.L.
posted by miles per flower at 9:17 AM on May 31 [4 favorites]


Born on the Fourth of Krully
posted by miles per flower at 9:19 AM on May 31 [2 favorites]


The Kruller of Money
posted by cortex (staff) at 9:26 AM on May 31 [1 favorite]


The Krull Monty
posted by klausman at 9:26 AM on May 31 [2 favorites]


Raging Krull
posted by cortex (staff) at 9:27 AM on May 31 [2 favorites]


Krull House and Kruller House
posted by klausman at 9:28 AM on May 31


Ship of Krulls
posted by cortex (staff) at 9:28 AM on May 31


Krulls Rush In
Love, Actkrully

posted by miles per flower at 9:32 AM on May 31 [1 favorite]


Cider house krulls
posted by klausman at 10:09 AM on May 31 [1 favorite]


The Krull on the Floss, starring Emily Watson as Maggie Krulliver
posted by miles per flower at 10:17 AM on May 31


Krull hand luke
posted by klausman at 10:32 AM on May 31 [2 favorites]


From Justin to Krull
posted by cortex (staff) at 10:34 AM on May 31


Seven Krulls for Seven Brothers
posted by DirtyOldTown at 10:39 AM on May 31 [1 favorite]


Krull Is a Many-Splendored Thing
posted by DirtyOldTown at 10:39 AM on May 31 [1 favorite]


Children of a Lesser Krull
posted by DirtyOldTown at 10:41 AM on May 31 [1 favorite]


It's a mad mad mad mad krull
posted by klausman at 10:41 AM on May 31


The incredible krullk
posted by klausman at 10:42 AM on May 31


Bridge Over the River Krull
posted by DirtyOldTown at 10:43 AM on May 31 [1 favorite]


Diana Krull: Live at the Black Fortress
posted by klausman at 11:07 AM on May 31


The Shipping For All Mankind
posted by offog at 11:28 AM on May 31


One Man and His Dark Materials
posted by offog at 11:31 AM on May 31


Match of the Day After Tomorrow
posted by offog at 11:35 AM on May 31 [1 favorite]


Once Upon a Time in Krullywood
posted by DirtyOldTown at 11:45 AM on May 31 [2 favorites]


Love In The Time Of Collateral Damage
posted by Oyéah at 1:10 PM on May 31 [1 favorite]


The Invisible Man, A Clear and Present Stranger
posted by Oyéah at 1:11 PM on May 31 [2 favorites]


The Milagro Bean Plate War
posted by Oyéah at 1:16 PM on May 31 [1 favorite]


Naked Lunch The Ex Pants
posted by Oyéah at 1:20 PM on May 31


The Ten Commandos
posted by Oyéah at 1:24 PM on May 31 [1 favorite]


Strange Days of our Lives
posted by Oyéah at 1:25 PM on May 31


Dazed and Krullfused
posted by mandolin conspiracy at 1:25 PM on May 31


Manhattan Project Runway
posted by Oyéah at 1:27 PM on May 31 [2 favorites]


Intolerable Krullty
posted by Oyéah at 1:30 PM on May 31 [3 favorites]


The Krullate Kid
posted by Oyéah at 1:34 PM on May 31 [1 favorite]


Naked Young Guns
posted by Greg_Ace at 1:35 PM on May 31


Stop the Krull: I Want to Get Off
posted by box at 1:36 PM on May 31 [2 favorites]


The Krulling Fields
posted by Oyéah at 1:42 PM on May 31


Does anyone even read the krulls down...oh, never mind.
posted by klausman at 1:46 PM on May 31 [1 favorite]


Mulholland Dr. by the Valley of the Dolls, Northwest x Northwest of Sunset Boulevard near West World they do.
posted by clavdivs at 1:46 PM on May 31 [1 favorite]


Kindergarten krull
posted by klausman at 1:48 PM on May 31


Run Silent Run Deep Throat
posted by Oyéah at 1:49 PM on May 31 [4 favorites]


I am Curious (Yellow Submarine)
posted by box at 2:08 PM on May 31 [2 favorites]


Hunter, Kruller, Baker, Buy.
The Honorable Krull Toy.
Krullers People

posted by clavdivs at 2:09 PM on May 31 [1 favorite]


Behind the Green Sliding Doors
posted by box at 2:10 PM on May 31


The Bad Lieutenant's Woman
posted by box at 2:12 PM on May 31 [3 favorites]


Krull Metal Jacket
A Touch of Frost/Nixon
Bourne on the 4th Ultimatum.
posted by clavdivs at 2:15 PM on May 31 [2 favorites]


Bad Lieutenant: Port of Krull: New Orleans
posted by cortex (staff) at 2:20 PM on May 31 [1 favorite]


Dragonball Z-Cars
posted by offog at 3:08 PM on May 31 [1 favorite]


The Scent Of Green Papaya-Ya Sisterhood
posted by mochapickle at 3:55 PM on May 31 [2 favorites]


Lost Weekend at Bernie's
posted by valetta at 3:57 PM on May 31 [1 favorite]


Puberty Blues Brothers
posted by valetta at 4:10 PM on May 31


I like the 10% value-added italicise convention, but sometimes I forget.
posted by valetta at 4:15 PM on May 31


Krullateral damage
posted by klausman at 5:04 PM on May 31


Dogtown and dragonball z-boys
posted by klausman at 5:05 PM on May 31


The birth of a nation of the dead
posted by klausman at 5:23 PM on May 31 [1 favorite]


Uptown Krull
posted by cortex (staff) at 6:04 PM on May 31


The Good Dinosaur, the Bad Lieutenant, and the Ugly American
posted by Mister Moofoo at 6:06 PM on May 31 [1 favorite]


Apocalypse Where Art Thou
posted by clavdivs at 6:16 PM on May 31 [1 favorite]


The Day The Earth Stood by Me.
posted by clavdivs at 6:18 PM on May 31 [5 favorites]


Road to Perdition Elysium Pandemonium.

Metal Gear Window

One upon a time in America on the Hudson

posted by clavdivs at 6:25 PM on May 31


Andy Hardy and the 300.
Andy Hardy and the World of Tomorrow

Andy Hardy Boys, No way out, Dad

Andy Hardy vs. Howard Hughes
posted by clavdivs at 6:35 PM on May 31 [1 favorite]


Lost in Krull Space

Being Them


The Postman Always rings Twice in a Lifetime.


The French Lieutenants Attack of the 50' Woman
.
posted by clavdivs at 6:48 PM on May 31


Dangerous Lianas The Legend of Tarzan
posted by Oyéah at 7:24 PM on May 31


Fawlty Towering Inferno
posted by Oyéah at 7:25 PM on May 31 [2 favorites]


The Unbearable Lightness Of Being John Malkovich
posted by Oyéah at 7:30 PM on May 31 [2 favorites]


Dr. Zhivagoin' Up Country
posted by Oyéah at 7:43 PM on May 31


Real Women Have Krulls
posted by miles per flower at 8:06 PM on May 31 [1 favorite]


Four Rooms and a Funeral
posted by cgc373 at 8:46 PM on May 31 [1 favorite]


Good Willard Hunting
posted by clavdivs at 9:18 PM on May 31


Fatal Beauty and The Beast from 20,000 Fathoms
posted by Mister Moofoo at 9:22 PM on May 31


Basquiat Case
posted by Mister Moofoo at 9:23 PM on May 31 [2 favorites]


The Cabinet of Dr. Stranglove.
posted by clavdivs at 9:59 PM on May 31 [2 favorites]


Jim Carrey stars in Paul Thomas Anderson’s striking tale of loss, loneliness, and brutal honesty: Magnoliar Liar
posted by mochapickle at 10:00 PM on May 31 [1 favorite]


1408-1087 is 300 Less The Zero
posted by clavdivs at 10:04 PM on May 31


A Thousand Green Acres and Ham
posted by cgc373 at 11:40 PM on May 31


(That's a story about one charmin' motherfuckin' pig.)
posted by cgc373 at 11:41 PM on May 31 [1 favorite]


(Starts off about a pig, goes to some weird places)

Hush... Hush, Sweet Charlotte's Dark Web
posted by box at 6:11 AM on June 1


Porco Garry, Porco Rosso
posted by offog at 7:11 AM on June 1 [1 favorite]


Babe: Pig in the City of God's Not Dead Poets Society
posted by box at 7:58 AM on June 1


The Green Mile and Ham
posted by cortex (staff) at 8:34 AM on June 1


Léon: The Professional Pig Farmer
posted by offog at 8:48 AM on June 1


The Little Primermaid
posted by cortex (staff) at 8:55 AM on June 1 [1 favorite]


Pig Trouble in Little China
posted by Greg_Ace at 10:46 AM on June 1 [1 favorite]


A Green Eggs and Handmaid's Tale
posted by cgc373 at 10:46 AM on June 1


Stop Bacon Sense
posted by box at 10:47 AM on June 1 [3 favorites]


The Taking of Ham 123
posted by cortex (staff) at 10:48 AM on June 1


Black Swine
posted by mochapickle at 10:50 AM on June 1 [1 favorite]


P for Porchetta
posted by box at 10:50 AM on June 1 [2 favorites]


Pork and Mindy
posted by cortex (staff) at 10:52 AM on June 1 [1 favorite]


Sty Captain and the World of Tomorrow
posted by offog at 11:07 AM on June 1 [1 favorite]


Porks and Recreation
posted by cortex (staff) at 11:08 AM on June 1 [1 favorite]


Breakfast Sausage at Tiffany's
posted by box at 11:09 AM on June 1 [2 favorites]


A Hog of their Own
posted by cortex (staff) at 11:10 AM on June 1


A View To A Squeal
posted by mochapickle at 11:12 AM on June 1 [1 favorite]


Please Ham Don't Hurt 'Em
posted by cortex (staff) at 11:13 AM on June 1 [1 favorite]


Curly-Tailed Sue
posted by mochapickle at 11:13 AM on June 1


Tom Hanks is: Pig
posted by cortex (staff) at 11:15 AM on June 1


Candide Ham
posted by mochapickle at 11:15 AM on June 1 [2 favorites]


Pig Trouble in Little China
posted by cortex (staff) at 11:15 AM on June 1


North & Sow
posted by mochapickle at 11:18 AM on June 1


Live and Piglet Die
posted by cortex (staff) at 11:19 AM on June 1 [1 favorite]


Monty Python’s Life Of Brine
posted by mochapickle at 11:19 AM on June 1 [1 favorite]


Hambo
posted by cortex (staff) at 11:19 AM on June 1 [2 favorites]


All Hogs Go To Heaven
posted by sylvanshine at 11:19 AM on June 1


Little Porkchop of Horrors
posted by cortex (staff) at 11:20 AM on June 1 [1 favorite]


The Pig Snort
posted by sylvanshine at 11:21 AM on June 1 [1 favorite]


Snout of the Silent Planet
posted by offog at 11:22 AM on June 1


Boar on the Fourth of July
posted by cortex (staff) at 11:24 AM on June 1 [2 favorites]


Fiddler On The Hoof
posted by mochapickle at 11:24 AM on June 1


The Downward Spiral Ham
posted by cortex (staff) at 11:25 AM on June 1 [1 favorite]


Porky's
posted by sylvanshine at 11:25 AM on June 1 [1 favorite]


BLTeen Wolf
posted by cortex (staff) at 11:25 AM on June 1 [1 favorite]


The Hogfather
posted by mochapickle at 11:26 AM on June 1 [2 favorites]


Charlotte's Weeb
posted by cortex (staff) at 11:26 AM on June 1


Feral Attraction
posted by sylvanshine at 11:27 AM on June 1 [1 favorite]


Love Me Tenderloin
posted by mochapickle at 11:27 AM on June 1 [1 favorite]


Dancer in the Pork
posted by cortex (staff) at 11:27 AM on June 1


Serpiggo
posted by mochapickle at 11:29 AM on June 1 [1 favorite]


Cool Ham Luke
posted by cortex (staff) at 11:30 AM on June 1 [1 favorite]


The Ham That Rocks The Cradle
posted by mochapickle at 11:32 AM on June 1 [2 favorites]


Liam Neeson has a particular set of skills in: Bacon
posted by cortex (staff) at 11:32 AM on June 1


The Mudsucker Porksy
posted by sylvanshine at 11:33 AM on June 1 [1 favorite]


Hamlet
posted by mochapickle at 11:33 AM on June 1


Five Greasy Feces
posted by sylvanshine at 11:37 AM on June 1 [1 favorite]


The Man From OINKLE
posted by mochapickle at 11:38 AM on June 1 [5 favorites]


Animal Hillshire Farm
posted by cortex (staff) at 11:39 AM on June 1 [2 favorites]


Cloven, Actually
posted by mochapickle at 11:40 AM on June 1 [1 favorite]


Adam’s Spare Rib
posted by mochapickle at 11:45 AM on June 1


Porcine's Eleven
posted by cortex (staff) at 11:47 AM on June 1 [1 favorite]


Pig Trouble in Little China
posted by Greg_Ace at 10:46 AM

Pig Trouble in Little China
posted by cortex at 11:15 AM

*ahem*...
;)
posted by Greg_Ace at 11:51 AM on June 1


Three Loins In The Fountain
posted by mochapickle at 11:51 AM on June 1 [1 favorite]


imitation is etc etc

The Pig Chill
posted by cortex (staff) at 11:51 AM on June 1 [1 favorite]


Braising Arizona
posted by mochapickle at 11:53 AM on June 1 [3 favorites]


Face/Offal
posted by cortex (staff) at 11:54 AM on June 1 [2 favorites]


Carnitas’ Way
posted by mochapickle at 11:55 AM on June 1 [3 favorites]


Must Love Hogs
posted by cortex (staff) at 11:56 AM on June 1 [3 favorites]


A Man For All Seasonings
posted by mochapickle at 11:59 AM on June 1 [1 favorite]


The Haunting of Waffle House
posted by cortex (staff) at 11:59 AM on June 1 [2 favorites]


Ha: Salt
posted by mochapickle at 12:00 PM on June 1


Lars and the Veal Girl
posted by cortex (staff) at 12:01 PM on June 1


Pretty in Pink
posted by sylvanshine at 12:03 PM on June 1 [1 favorite]


Venison II Society
posted by cortex (staff) at 12:04 PM on June 1 [1 favorite]


Grease
posted by mochapickle at 12:05 PM on June 1


The Elk Jerky Boys
posted by cortex (staff) at 12:06 PM on June 1


The Deer Hunter
posted by mochapickle at 12:07 PM on June 1


Field Dressing of Dreams
posted by cortex (staff) at 12:08 PM on June 1


10 Things I Caribou You
posted by mochapickle at 12:17 PM on June 1 [2 favorites]


Look Moose Talking
posted by cortex (staff) at 12:17 PM on June 1 [1 favorite]


Much A Doe About Nothing
posted by mochapickle at 12:19 PM on June 1 [1 favorite]


Uncle Buck
posted by sylvanshine at 12:25 PM on June 1


Antelope Misbehavin'
posted by box at 12:25 PM on June 1 [1 favorite]


The Elksorcist
posted by cortex (staff) at 12:26 PM on June 1 [1 favorite]


My Own Private Ibex
posted by box at 12:27 PM on June 1


Fawn And Away
posted by mochapickle at 12:28 PM on June 1


Eat Prey, Love
posted by mochapickle at 12:30 PM on June 1 [2 favorites]


Highlambder
posted by cgc373 at 12:30 PM on June 1


Bisontennial Man
posted by cortex (staff) at 12:31 PM on June 1 [3 favorites]


Sweet And Buffalo Down
posted by mochapickle at 12:32 PM on June 1


Bird Ox
posted by cortex (staff) at 12:32 PM on June 1


Giraffic Park
posted by cgc373 at 12:33 PM on June 1 [1 favorite]


Dik-dik Tracy
posted by cortex (staff) at 12:33 PM on June 1


Legend of the Drunken Mastodon
posted by box at 12:34 PM on June 1


The Wizard of Ox
posted by cortex (staff) at 12:34 PM on June 1 [1 favorite]


Drugstore Cow
posted by box at 12:37 PM on June 1 [3 favorites]


Late Night with David Ungulaterman
posted by cortex (staff) at 12:39 PM on June 1


Gerald's Game
posted by cgc373 at 12:39 PM on June 1


The Legend of Gazelleda
posted by cortex (staff) at 12:39 PM on June 1 [1 favorite]


Where the Wild Things Are
posted by cgc373 at 12:40 PM on June 1


What Dreams May Camel
posted by cortex (staff) at 12:41 PM on June 1


Hang on, I'm cheating. Let's try ... The Wild Sheep Look Up
posted by cgc373 at 12:43 PM on June 1


Glazed and confused
posted by klausman at 12:44 PM on June 1 [2 favorites]


Dude, Where's My Carnivore
posted by cortex (staff) at 12:45 PM on June 1


Scooby and Scrapple-Doo
posted by cgc373 at 12:46 PM on June 1


Those Who Wish Me Breaded
posted by mochapickle at 12:46 PM on June 1


Livestock, and Two Smoking Barrels
posted by cortex (staff) at 12:46 PM on June 1 [1 favorite]


Grill, Interrupted
posted by mochapickle at 12:46 PM on June 1 [1 favorite]


It's a Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam World
posted by cgc373 at 12:47 PM on June 1


Chuck Everlasting
posted by cortex (staff) at 12:47 PM on June 1


200 Ungulates
posted by cgc373 at 12:47 PM on June 1


The Heifer-Ending Story
posted by cortex (staff) at 12:48 PM on June 1 [2 favorites]


Llamabamba
posted by sylvanshine at 12:48 PM on June 1 [1 favorite]


Jersey Shore
posted by cortex (staff) at 12:48 PM on June 1


Buffalo Highway '61 Revisited
posted by cgc373 at 12:49 PM on June 1 [1 favorite]


Head Like a Holstein
posted by cortex (staff) at 12:49 PM on June 1 [1 favorite]


Little jagged pill bug
posted by klausman at 12:51 PM on June 1 [1 favorite]


Cow I'm "Down In It"
posted by cgc373 at 12:52 PM on June 1


Wes Craven's Cream
posted by cortex (staff) at 12:54 PM on June 1


Barnacled Ladies
posted by klausman at 12:55 PM on June 1 [1 favorite]


Antler-Man
posted by mochapickle at 12:55 PM on June 1 [1 favorite]


There's Something About Dairy
posted by cortex (staff) at 12:55 PM on June 1 [1 favorite]


Butter Off Dead
posted by cgc373 at 12:57 PM on June 1 [1 favorite]


Cheesy Rider
posted by cortex (staff) at 12:58 PM on June 1 [1 favorite]


The Custard of the Country
posted by cgc373 at 12:59 PM on June 1


What Creams May Come
posted by mochapickle at 1:00 PM on June 1 [1 favorite]


Oh fuck if this turns into cheese we're all hosed.
posted by cgc373 at 1:00 PM on June 1 [2 favorites]


In that case, we’d cheddar not.
posted by mochapickle at 1:01 PM on June 1 [1 favorite]


Despicable Ghee
posted by cortex (staff) at 1:04 PM on June 1 [4 favorites]


The Milk on the Floss
posted by cgc373 at 1:06 PM on June 1


The Manchego From La Mancha
posted by mochapickle at 1:07 PM on June 1 [2 favorites]


Gruyere Expectations
posted by mochapickle at 1:07 PM on June 1 [1 favorite]


"Puddin' On the Ritz"
posted by cgc373 at 1:08 PM on June 1


The Flantastic Four
posted by mochapickle at 1:09 PM on June 1 [2 favorites]


Goddammit I've been thinking about flan for ten minutes and didn't come up with anything half that good!
posted by cgc373 at 1:12 PM on June 1 [1 favorite]


Oh fuck if this turns into cheese we're all hosed.

If you experience Hose Cheese, consult a medical professional.
posted by Greg_Ace at 1:15 PM on June 1


The Running Flan
posted by Greg_Ace at 1:17 PM on June 1 [1 favorite]


Un-gunk m'funky trunk, Dr. Hunk.
posted by cgc373 at 1:18 PM on June 1


The Roquefort Files
posted by cortex (staff) at 1:19 PM on June 1 [4 favorites]


I know I keep being literal but: The Swiss Family Robinson
posted by mochapickle at 1:20 PM on June 1


Brie-ing Out the Dead
posted by cortex (staff) at 1:20 PM on June 1 [1 favorite]


As Goudas It Gets
posted by mochapickle at 1:21 PM on June 1 [2 favorites]


Parmesan of Sam
posted by cortex (staff) at 1:21 PM on June 1 [1 favorite]


New Pepperjack City
posted by mochapickle at 1:21 PM on June 1 [2 favorites]


Whatever Happened To Babybel Jane?
posted by mochapickle at 1:22 PM on June 1 [1 favorite]


Colby Comfort Farm
posted by cortex (staff) at 1:22 PM on June 1


"Livin' Sous-vide Cocoa"
posted by cgc373 at 1:24 PM on June 1 [2 favorites]


Bleu Velveeta
posted by cortex (staff) at 1:24 PM on June 1 [2 favorites]


24 Hour Havarti People
posted by mochapickle at 1:26 PM on June 1 [6 favorites]


The Kraft
posted by cortex (staff) at 1:27 PM on June 1 [1 favorite]


Fromage Here To Eternity
posted by mochapickle at 1:29 PM on June 1 [1 favorite]


Wedge of Tomorrow
posted by cgc373 at 1:29 PM on June 1 [1 favorite]


Everything is Halouminated
posted by cortex (staff) at 1:33 PM on June 1 [1 favorite]


Gran Pecorino
posted by mandolin conspiracy at 1:35 PM on June 1 [1 favorite]


Bread Cheese Player One
posted by cortex (staff) at 1:36 PM on June 1


Goudafellas
posted by mandolin conspiracy at 1:36 PM on June 1


Asiargo
posted by cortex (staff) at 1:37 PM on June 1 [1 favorite]


Manchego of La Mancha
posted by mandolin conspiracy at 1:38 PM on June 1


From Dusk Tillamook Dawn
posted by cortex (staff) at 1:38 PM on June 1 [2 favorites]


Ah, crap. Didn't ctrl-F that one. Sorry, mochapickle!
posted by mandolin conspiracy at 1:39 PM on June 1 [1 favorite]


Maytag Blue Heaven
posted by box at 1:41 PM on June 1


Gaaaaah I’m stuck on queso but coming up with nothing!
posted by mochapickle at 1:41 PM on June 1


In the Stilton of the Night
posted by cortex (staff) at 1:41 PM on June 1 [1 favorite]


I got you, mochapickle: The Curious Queso of Benjamin Button
posted by cortex (staff) at 1:42 PM on June 1 [3 favorites]


Quesophenia
posted by mandolin conspiracy at 1:42 PM on June 1 [1 favorite]


Just "A Queso of Time" mochapickle.
posted by cgc373 at 1:43 PM on June 1 [1 favorite]


Alternatively, I could drink "A Queso Few" mochapickle.
posted by cgc373 at 1:44 PM on June 1 [1 favorite]


Mozzarellraiser
posted by cortex (staff) at 1:45 PM on June 1 [1 favorite]


Gods And Muensters
posted by mochapickle at 1:46 PM on June 1 [5 favorites]


The Diving Bell and the Butter
posted by cortex (staff) at 1:46 PM on June 1 [1 favorite]


Rind-stone Cowboy
posted by cgc373 at 1:46 PM on June 1 [1 favorite]


The Grate Escape
posted by cortex (staff) at 1:47 PM on June 1 [1 favorite]


Moldboy
posted by mochapickle at 1:48 PM on June 1 [1 favorite]


"Heaven's a Cheese Plate on Earth"
posted by cgc373 at 1:48 PM on June 1


I Know What You Fon-did Last Summer
posted by mandolin conspiracy at 1:48 PM on June 1 [2 favorites]


Can't Hardly Whey
posted by cortex (staff) at 1:50 PM on June 1 [1 favorite]


Pepper Jack Reacher: Never Go Yak
posted by box at 1:51 PM on June 1 [1 favorite]


Savarin Private Ryan
posted by mandolin conspiracy at 1:51 PM on June 1 [1 favorite]


Goddammit cortex. American Creampie.
posted by cgc373 at 1:51 PM on June 1


Chitty Chitty Boursin Boursin
posted by box at 1:52 PM on June 1


The Curd Locker
posted by cortex (staff) at 1:52 PM on June 1 [4 favorites]


Reggiano for a Dream
posted by mandolin conspiracy at 1:53 PM on June 1 [2 favorites]


Starring Jeremy Rennet.
posted by cgc373 at 1:53 PM on June 1 [3 favorites]


Casein at Bat
posted by cortex (staff) at 1:54 PM on June 1 [1 favorite]


The Comté of Monte Cristo
posted by mandolin conspiracy at 1:54 PM on June 1 [1 favorite]


Heavy Feta 2000
posted by box at 1:55 PM on June 1 [1 favorite]


Chèvre Metal Parking Lot
posted by cortex (staff) at 1:55 PM on June 1 [1 favorite]


Brie Antoinette
posted by cgc373 at 1:55 PM on June 1 [2 favorites]


Brie-ing John Malkovich
posted by mandolin conspiracy at 1:57 PM on June 1 [1 favorite]


Non, je ne raclette rien
posted by cortex (staff) at 1:57 PM on June 1 [1 favorite]


The Fifth Emmental
posted by mandolin conspiracy at 2:00 PM on June 1 [2 favorites]


(The Virgin Suicide Squad; The Being John Malkovich Ring; Paradise Lost in Translation....)
posted by cgc373 at 2:02 PM on June 1 [1 favorite]


Hello, Deli!
posted by mochapickle at 2:04 PM on June 1 [1 favorite]


Don't Taleggio Mom the Babysitter's Dead
posted by mandolin conspiracy at 2:07 PM on June 1 [2 favorites]


Paneer's Labyrinth
posted by cortex (staff) at 2:08 PM on June 1 [3 favorites]


Blueberry Stilton Is The Warmest Color
posted by mochapickle at 2:08 PM on June 1


Mortadella Kombat
posted by cortex (staff) at 2:08 PM on June 1 [1 favorite]


"Yogurt a Friend in Me"
posted by cgc373 at 2:09 PM on June 1


Welcome Back, Ricotta
posted by mochapickle at 2:09 PM on June 1 [5 favorites]


Wet Hot American Cheese
posted by mandolin conspiracy at 2:10 PM on June 1 [1 favorite]


Limberger Bizkit
posted by cortex (staff) at 2:10 PM on June 1 [1 favorite]


Caciocavallo Me If You Can
posted by mandolin conspiracy at 2:11 PM on June 1


Camemberty of the State
posted by cortex (staff) at 2:12 PM on June 1


Jojo Rarebit
posted by cgc373 at 2:12 PM on June 1 [2 favorites]


Seven Jarlsbergs in Tibet
posted by cortex (staff) at 2:13 PM on June 1 [1 favorite]


Never Let Me Cotija
posted by mochapickle at 2:14 PM on June 1


The Creme Fraiche Prince of Bel Air
posted by cortex (staff) at 2:14 PM on June 1


Seven Slices for Seven Brothers
posted by cgc373 at 2:14 PM on June 1


Sylvester Stallone is back in Roque IV
posted by Greg_Ace at 2:15 PM on June 1


You've Got Wensleydale
posted by box at 2:15 PM on June 1


School of Roquefort
posted by mandolin conspiracy at 2:15 PM on June 1


Kraft Singles White Female
posted by mandolin conspiracy at 2:15 PM on June 1


Ocean's Lebnah
posted by cortex (staff) at 2:16 PM on June 1


Bring Me The Crispbread of Alfredo Garcia
posted by offog at 2:16 PM on June 1 [1 favorite]


Muenster's Inc
posted by cortex (staff) at 2:17 PM on June 1 [2 favorites]


Remember MTV's The Grill World?
posted by cgc373 at 2:18 PM on June 1


Portwinelandia
posted by cortex (staff) at 2:19 PM on June 1


The Gruyère of Living Dangerously
posted by mandolin conspiracy at 2:20 PM on June 1 [1 favorite]


Wensleydale's Child
posted by cortex (staff) at 2:23 PM on June 1


RouxPaul's Drag Race
posted by klausman at 2:23 PM on June 1


Forkknife: Battle Royale
posted by cortex (staff) at 2:24 PM on June 1


The Glass Fromagerie
posted by mandolin conspiracy at 2:24 PM on June 1 [5 favorites]


Haloumi and You and Everyone We Know
posted by cgc373 at 2:27 PM on June 1 [1 favorite]


Looking for Mrs. Doubt Fire
posted by clavdivs at 2:28 PM on June 1


Mac and Cheese and Me
posted by box at 2:28 PM on June 1 [2 favorites]


Gorgonzola in 60 Seconds
posted by mandolin conspiracy at 2:30 PM on June 1 [3 favorites]


Six-String Cheese Samurai
posted by cgc373 at 2:32 PM on June 1


Charlize Theron plays a fromageur turned serial killer in Muenster.
posted by mandolin conspiracy at 2:34 PM on June 1


The Last Temptation of Cheddar
posted by clavdivs at 2:37 PM on June 1


Mizithra congeniality
posted by klausman at 2:38 PM on June 1 [2 favorites]


The Shanklish Redemption.
posted by clavdivs at 2:39 PM on June 1


Mad Max: Fior di latte Road
posted by mandolin conspiracy at 2:40 PM on June 1 [1 favorite]


The Mascarpone of Zorro
posted by mandolin conspiracy at 2:42 PM on June 1 [2 favorites]


KADCHGALL: The Night Stalker
posted by clavdivs at 2:42 PM on June 1


Asiago: The Wraith of God
posted by clavdivs at 2:43 PM on June 1 [2 favorites]


Sleepaway Cambozola
posted by mandolin conspiracy at 2:44 PM on June 1


Fast and the Furious: Smoked Fior Di Latte.
posted by clavdivs at 2:49 PM on June 1


The Americans Cheese.
posted by clavdivs at 2:50 PM on June 1


cheese.com is awesome.
posted by clavdivs at 2:52 PM on June 1


Mizithra mama from the train
posted by klausman at 2:56 PM on June 1


The Philadelphia Cream Cheese Experiment
posted by cortex (staff) at 2:58 PM on June 1 [2 favorites]


The Philadelphia Cream Cheese Experiment

aka This AskMe
posted by cgc373 at 3:03 PM on June 1 [1 favorite]


FeFi (fetafilter)
posted by klausman at 3:04 PM on June 1


The Red Badge of Fromage
posted by cortex (staff) at 3:05 PM on June 1


FoFum (giantkiller)
posted by cgc373 at 3:05 PM on June 1


Red Leicester Redemption
posted by cortex (staff) at 3:06 PM on June 1 [1 favorite]


Minekraft
posted by cgc373 at 3:09 PM on June 1


Kerrygoldfinger
posted by cortex (staff) at 3:12 PM on June 1


Huck Fin-de-Siecle
posted by klausman at 3:13 PM on June 1


The Name of the Bros
posted by cortex (staff) at 3:13 PM on June 1 [1 favorite]


From Here to Fraternity
posted by cortex (staff) at 3:25 PM on June 1


Phi Kappa Delta Force
posted by cortex (staff) at 3:28 PM on June 1 [1 favorite]


Hazed and confused
posted by klausman at 3:32 PM on June 1 [1 favorite]


Postcards From the Pledge
posted by cortex (staff) at 3:34 PM on June 1


My Big Frat Greek Wedding
posted by mochapickle at 3:35 PM on June 1 [1 favorite]


The Freshman
Crazy rich initiations
Lambda, the sheepish lion
High Nu'n
posted by klausman at 3:37 PM on June 1 [1 favorite]


Miller Lite's Crossing
posted by cortex (staff) at 3:38 PM on June 1


The Animal House Bunny
posted by box at 3:38 PM on June 1 [1 favorite]


Brother, May I Sleep With Danger?
posted by mochapickle at 3:38 PM on June 1


Brozen
posted by cortex (staff) at 3:39 PM on June 1 [1 favorite]


Bro-Country for Old Men
posted by box at 3:45 PM on June 1


School of Thor: Ragnarok
posted by HeroZero at 3:46 PM on June 1 [1 favorite]


The Chi Omega Man
posted by mochapickle at 3:47 PM on June 1


Moanthe Waterfront
posted by HeroZero at 3:48 PM on June 1


Hornsby's Hard Cider House Rules
posted by cortex (staff) at 3:53 PM on June 1


Car 22 where are you
posted by klausman at 3:59 PM on June 1


Olde english patient
posted by klausman at 3:59 PM on June 1


What fresh horror is this? I wake from a serene night's sleep to find the thread overrun with livestock feeding on cheese.

Stilton Alice
posted by valetta at 4:26 PM on June 1


Mr. Edam
posted by valetta at 4:27 PM on June 1


Judge Shredd
posted by mochapickle at 4:31 PM on June 1


The Gouda Place
posted by valetta at 4:35 PM on June 1


Chevreafter
posted by klausman at 4:38 PM on June 1 [3 favorites]


Five Easy Cheeses
posted by mochapickle at 4:51 PM on June 1 [2 favorites]


The Cheez Whiz
posted by cortex (staff) at 4:52 PM on June 1 [1 favorite]


Mozzarello submarine
posted by klausman at 5:15 PM on June 1 [1 favorite]


The Loneliness of the Long-distance Running, Jumping and Standing Still Film
posted by valetta at 5:25 PM on June 1


Boston smeagol
posted by klausman at 5:32 PM on June 1 [1 favorite]


Inna Gadda Velveeta
The Man From La Mancheco
posted by Oyéah at 6:48 PM on June 1 [3 favorites]


Let It Be, Brie
posted by Oyéah at 6:52 PM on June 1


Hey Chewed.
posted by Oyéah at 7:01 PM on June 1 [1 favorite]


I left this tab open in a different browser several hundred comments ago and what I had cued up, for whatever reason, was:

The 13th Wario
posted by cortex (staff) at 7:23 PM on June 1 [1 favorite]


Audie Murphy: Live on the Sunset Strip.
posted by clavdivs at 8:30 PM on June 1


No Big Sky Country for Children of Men

posted by clavdivs at 8:32 PM on June 1 [2 favorites]


Don Quixote Kong
posted by cgc373 at 8:32 PM on June 1


Pac-Mank
posted by cgc373 at 8:33 PM on June 1 [1 favorite]


Legends of the Fallout
posted by cgc373 at 8:34 PM on June 1 [1 favorite]


EverQuest for Fire
posted by cgc373 at 8:36 PM on June 1 [1 favorite]


Spice World of Warcraft
posted by cgc373 at 8:37 PM on June 1


Rocket League of Extraordinary Gentlemen
posted by cgc373 at 8:37 PM on June 1


Things to Do in Denver When You're Left 4 Dead
posted by cgc373 at 8:40 PM on June 1 [1 favorite]


The Animal Crossing Guard
posted by cgc373 at 8:42 PM on June 1 [1 favorite]


Super Mario Brothers, Where Art Thou
posted by cortex (staff) at 8:45 PM on June 1 [2 favorites]


Coronation Streetfighter
posted by cgc373 at 8:45 PM on June 1


The Crushians are coming! The Candy Crushians are coming!
posted by klausman at 8:46 PM on June 1


When Harry Metroid Sally
posted by klausman at 8:46 PM on June 1


Mike Tyson's Punch-Out of Sight
posted by cgc373 at 8:47 PM on June 1


Silent Hill Street Blues
posted by cgc373 at 8:47 PM on June 1 [2 favorites]


Resident Evil Dead
posted by cgc373 at 8:48 PM on June 1


Halo Dolly
posted by cortex (staff) at 8:48 PM on June 1


Someone to Overwatch Me
posted by cgc373 at 8:49 PM on June 1 [1 favorite]


The Best Little Splatterhouse in Texas
posted by cortex (staff) at 8:50 PM on June 1


Bonk's Adventures in Babysitting
posted by cortex (staff) at 8:50 PM on June 1


Quintetris
posted by cgc373 at 8:51 PM on June 1


Grand Theft Budapest Hotel
posted by cortex (staff) at 8:52 PM on June 1 [1 favorite]


Naked City of Heroes
posted by cgc373 at 8:52 PM on June 1


Ultima On Walden Pond
posted by cortex (staff) at 8:53 PM on June 1


Shall We Dance Dance Revolution
posted by cgc373 at 8:54 PM on June 1 [1 favorite]


Mavis Beacon Teaches TypInglourious Basterds
posted by cgc373 at 8:56 PM on June 1 [1 favorite]


The Crusader Kings and I
posted by cortex (staff) at 8:57 PM on June 1


The Long Dark Fortnite of the Soul
posted by cortex (staff) at 8:57 PM on June 1


HamBurgerTime Hill
posted by cgc373 at 8:58 PM on June 1


"Frogger Went a-Courtin'"
posted by cgc373 at 8:59 PM on June 1 [1 favorite]


Dragon Age: Wolverine: Origins
posted by cortex (staff) at 9:00 PM on June 1


The Money Pitfall
posted by cgc373 at 9:00 PM on June 1


King Pong
posted by cortex (staff) at 9:00 PM on June 1 [1 favorite]


Godzilla of War
posted by cortex (staff) at 9:01 PM on June 1 [1 favorite]


Franz Kafka's The Castlevania
posted by cortex (staff) at 9:02 PM on June 1


Howard the duck hunt
posted by klausman at 9:02 PM on June 1


Office Spacewar!
posted by cgc373 at 9:02 PM on June 1


Franz Kafka's Metroidmorphosis
posted by cortex (staff) at 9:03 PM on June 1


Jackassteroids
posted by cgc373 at 9:03 PM on June 1


His Galaga Friday
posted by cgc373 at 9:04 PM on June 1 [1 favorite]


Joust Party
posted by cgc373 at 9:05 PM on June 1


In the Mouth of Marble Madness
posted by cortex (staff) at 9:08 PM on June 1 [2 favorites]


Se720en
posted by klausman at 9:09 PM on June 1


Paper Moon Patrol
posted by cortex (staff) at 9:10 PM on June 1


Robin Hood: Prince of Persia
posted by cortex (staff) at 9:12 PM on June 1


Beyond Good Will Hunting and Evil
posted by cortex (staff) at 9:13 PM on June 1 [1 favorite]


10,000 Maniacs Mansion
posted by cortex (staff) at 9:13 PM on June 1


Final Fantasy Destination
posted by cortex (staff) at 9:14 PM on June 1


The Hunt for Red Faction: Guerrilla
posted by cortex (staff) at 9:15 PM on June 1


Metal Gear Solid Gold
posted by cgc373 at 9:18 PM on June 1


Death Stranding Becomes Her
posted by cortex (staff) at 9:19 PM on June 1


The DOOM II That Came to Sarnath
posted by cortex (staff) at 9:19 PM on June 1


Thirty Two Short Films About Glenn Ghouls n' Goblins
posted by cortex (staff) at 9:20 PM on June 1


Age of Empires Strikes Back
posted by cortex (staff) at 9:21 PM on June 1


Contra Air
posted by cortex (staff) at 9:21 PM on June 1


Snakes Rattles & Rolls on a Plane
posted by cortex (staff) at 9:21 PM on June 1


The Elder Scrolls: Tomorrowind Never Dies
posted by cortex (staff) at 9:22 PM on June 1


The Elder Scrolls: Living in Oblivion
posted by cortex (staff) at 9:22 PM on June 1


The Elder Scrolls: Vanilla Skyrim
posted by cortex (staff) at 9:22 PM on June 1


Fallout: Leaving New Vegas
posted by cortex (staff) at 9:23 PM on June 1


it's fucking hot in portland i have to keep going or i will succumb
posted by cortex (staff) at 9:23 PM on June 1 [1 favorite]


Priscilla: Queen of the Black Desert Online
posted by cortex (staff) at 9:24 PM on June 1


To Wong Foo, Thanks for Everything! Julie New Game+
posted by cortex (staff) at 9:25 PM on June 1


Seven 1Up
posted by cortex (staff) at 9:25 PM on June 1


High Score Fidelity
posted by cortex (staff) at 9:26 PM on June 1


A View to a Killscreen
posted by cortex (staff) at 9:26 PM on June 1 [1 favorite]


Tetris Spice World Championships
posted by cortex (staff) at 9:26 PM on June 1


Dude, Atari Jaguar's My Car
posted by cortex (staff) at 9:27 PM on June 1 [1 favorite]


Sex, Lies, and Videogames
posted by cortex (staff) at 9:27 PM on June 1


Dreamcastaway
posted by cortex (staff) at 9:28 PM on June 1


Gleaming the Gamecube
posted by cortex (staff) at 9:28 PM on June 1


This Gameboy's Life
posted by cortex (staff) at 9:29 PM on June 1


Famicom Matters
posted by cortex (staff) at 9:29 PM on June 1


Steven Spielberg's Duelshock
posted by cortex (staff) at 9:30 PM on June 1


Wavebird on a Wire
posted by cortex (staff) at 9:30 PM on June 1


Austin Powergloves
posted by cortex (staff) at 9:32 PM on June 1


Phantasy Starman Online
posted by cortex (staff) at 9:33 PM on June 1


Knights of the Oldboy Republic
posted by cortex (staff) at 9:34 PM on June 1


Madden 2049
posted by cortex (staff) at 9:35 PM on June 1


A Rocket League of Their Own
posted by cortex (staff) at 9:35 PM on June 1


League of Legends of the Fall
posted by cortex (staff) at 9:35 PM on June 1


Can't IAP Me Love
posted by cortex (staff) at 9:36 PM on June 1


Run DLC
posted by cortex (staff) at 9:37 PM on June 1


Home Expandalone
posted by cortex (staff) at 9:37 PM on June 1


Dexy's Midnight Lode Runners
posted by cortex (staff) at 9:38 PM on June 1


Sopwithnail and I
posted by cortex (staff) at 9:38 PM on June 1 [1 favorite]


this may have been a bad idea
posted by cgc373 at 9:38 PM on June 1 [3 favorites]


Rear Windows 95
posted by cortex (staff) at 9:38 PM on June 1 [2 favorites]


NT Nest
posted by cortex (staff) at 9:39 PM on June 1


DOS Boot
posted by cortex (staff) at 9:39 PM on June 1 [2 favorites]


The Seven Year itch.io
posted by cortex (staff) at 9:40 PM on June 1


Super Dimension Fortress - One macOS
posted by cgc373 at 9:41 PM on June 1


Let's do the OS/2 Warp again
posted by cgc373 at 9:42 PM on June 1 [1 favorite]


The Hand the Rocks the Assassin's Creedle
posted by cortex (staff) at 9:42 PM on June 1


Boys Don't Farcry
posted by cortex (staff) at 9:43 PM on June 1


The VVitcher
posted by cortex (staff) at 9:43 PM on June 1


To BeOS or not to BeOS
posted by cgc373 at 9:44 PM on June 1


Sex and the SimCity
posted by cortex (staff) at 9:44 PM on June 1


Bayonetta of Pigs

hey it's pigs again
posted by cortex (staff) at 9:46 PM on June 1


Spyros Like Us
posted by mochapickle at 9:46 PM on June 1 [1 favorite]


24 Hour Jackbox Party Pack People
posted by cortex (staff) at 9:47 PM on June 1


Katamari & Leopold
posted by mochapickle at 9:47 PM on June 1


Heaven's Baldur's Gate
posted by cortex (staff) at 9:47 PM on June 1


Ni No Kuni: Wrath of Khan
posted by cortex (staff) at 9:47 PM on June 1


htop Gun
posted by cgc373 at 9:48 PM on June 1


looking through my steam library and it's a real pile of weird random no-name shit people will never have heard of, i feel like i'm simultaneously cheating AND failing
posted by cortex (staff) at 9:49 PM on June 1


Life is Stranger Things
posted by cortex (staff) at 9:50 PM on June 1


Voltron: Legacy
posted by cgc373 at 9:50 PM on June 1


Bad Dudes Lieutenant: Portal 2 of Call of Duty: New Super Mario Bros Wii Orleans
posted by cortex (staff) at 9:50 PM on June 1


Darkman Souls
posted by cortex (staff) at 9:51 PM on June 1


G.I. Joe Versus the Volcano
posted by cgc373 at 9:51 PM on June 1


The Borderlands Before Time
posted by cortex (staff) at 9:52 PM on June 1


I'm Gonna git You Sucka
posted by cgc373 at 9:53 PM on June 1 [3 favorites]


Three's X-Company
posted by cortex (staff) at 9:54 PM on June 1


Player Unknown's Battlegroundhog Day
posted by cortex (staff) at 9:54 PM on June 1


Beyond the Stardew Valley of the Dolls
posted by cortex (staff) at 9:55 PM on June 1 [1 favorite]


Drag Me To Zelda
posted by mochapickle at 9:55 PM on June 1 [3 favorites]


Valhalla Pass
posted by cgc373 at 9:56 PM on June 1


Sid Meier's A Civil Action
posted by cortex (staff) at 9:56 PM on June 1


Words with Friends with Benefits
posted by cgc373 at 9:56 PM on June 1


Half-Life Is Beautiful
posted by mochapickle at 9:56 PM on June 1


Sid Meier's Alpha Centora! Tora! Tora!
posted by cortex (staff) at 9:57 PM on June 1


School Of Bioshock
posted by mochapickle at 9:58 PM on June 1


Snow White and the Seven Dwarf Fortresses
posted by cortex (staff) at 9:59 PM on June 1


Snake on a Plane
posted by cgc373 at 9:59 PM on June 1


Nethackers
posted by cortex (staff) at 9:59 PM on June 1 [1 favorite]


Oblivion the Waterfront
posted by cgc373 at 10:00 PM on June 1 [1 favorite]


Rockband of Brothers
posted by cortex (staff) at 10:00 PM on June 1


Guitar Hero Dreams of Sushi
posted by cortex (staff) at 10:00 PM on June 1 [1 favorite]


Let the Right One Inception
posted by cgc373 at 10:02 PM on June 1 [1 favorite]


King Donkey Konga
posted by cortex (staff) at 10:03 PM on June 1


Ratched & Clank
posted by mochapickle at 10:03 PM on June 1


No Donkey Kong Country for Old Men
posted by cortex (staff) at 10:03 PM on June 1


The Money Pitfall
posted by mochapickle at 10:05 PM on June 1


Quake II Society
posted by cortex (staff) at 10:05 PM on June 1


London is Mined Beneath Hill 60
posted by valetta at 10:05 PM on June 1


Waterdeepwater Horizon
posted by cgc373 at 10:05 PM on June 1


Big Fish Tank
posted by valetta at 10:06 PM on June 1


Shadowrun, Lola, Shadowrun
posted by cortex (staff) at 10:06 PM on June 1


American History Xbox
posted by mochapickle at 10:06 PM on June 1 [1 favorite]


Swimming Pool of Radiance
posted by cgc373 at 10:07 PM on June 1


Tomb of Little Shop of Horrors good night
posted by cortex (staff) at 10:08 PM on June 1


PS2 I Love You
posted by mochapickle at 10:08 PM on June 1


Good night cortex. Sweet Dream.
posted by valetta at 10:14 PM on June 1


Saturday Night Tulip Fever
posted by valetta at 10:17 PM on June 1


Florence Foster Jenkinception
posted by valetta at 10:26 PM on June 1


Billy Liar Liar
posted by valetta at 10:46 PM on June 1


Bringing Up Rosemary and Bridget Jones's Baby
posted by valetta at 10:54 PM on June 1


Road House Party
posted by box at 5:05 AM on June 2


Scott Pilgrim vs. Jurassic World
posted by DirtyOldTown at 5:20 AM on June 2


Beguiled At Heart
posted by Mister Moofoo at 5:22 AM on June 2 [2 favorites]


Bulworth vs. The Flying Saucers
posted by Mister Moofoo at 5:24 AM on June 2


The Elephant-Lawnmower Man
posted by sylvanshine at 5:26 AM on June 2 [2 favorites]


The Handmaid's Cocktail
posted by sylvanshine at 5:35 AM on June 2 [3 favorites]


> Ralph Breaks Network
fumbles but attempts recovery

Ralph Breaks the Social Network
posted by sylvanshine at 5:55 AM on June 2


Singin' in the Purple Rain
posted by sylvanshine at 6:01 AM on June 2 [3 favorites]


Cool as Ice Station Zebra
posted by box at 6:03 AM on June 2 [1 favorite]


The Color of Other People's Money
posted by sylvanshine at 6:04 AM on June 2 [1 favorite]


Gone With The Piano
posted by offog at 6:06 AM on June 2 [1 favorite]


New Jack City of Lost Children
posted by box at 6:11 AM on June 2


Inherit the Wind in the Willows
posted by Mister Moofoo at 6:32 AM on June 2 [3 favorites]


Dear White People Under the Stairs

This is actually about the Dursley family selling their home to Black people, but not telling Harry they are leaving.
posted by DirtyOldTown at 7:07 AM on June 2


Paul Blart, Mall the President's Men
posted by cortex (staff) at 7:14 AM on June 2


Lean on Despicable Me
posted by box at 7:20 AM on June 2


Stand By Mean Girls
posted by cortex (staff) at 7:22 AM on June 2 [3 favorites]


Stand and Deliverance
posted by box at 7:33 AM on June 2 [1 favorite]


The Ladyhawk Killers
posted by cortex (staff) at 8:08 AM on June 2


Paris Is Burning After Reading
posted by box at 8:42 AM on June 2 [3 favorites]


The Last Starfighter Tango in Paris
posted by cortex (staff) at 8:44 AM on June 2 [1 favorite]


Last Man Standing By Me
posted by Greg_Ace at 8:59 AM on June 2


Battle Royale Tenenbaums
posted by cortex (staff) at 9:01 AM on June 2


Office space ventura 2
posted by klausman at 9:04 AM on June 2 [1 favorite]


The Elephant Mandelorian
posted by klausman at 9:05 AM on June 2


Rogue One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest
posted by cortex (staff) at 9:13 AM on June 2 [1 favorite]


Jihad Couple
posted by klausman at 9:20 AM on June 2


Scary Stories to Tell in the Zero Dark Thirty
posted by cortex (staff) at 9:25 AM on June 2 [1 favorite]


Akeelah and the Beer Jesus from America
posted by klausman at 9:26 AM on June 2


The Great Gatsbee Movie
posted by cortex (staff) at 9:27 AM on June 2 [1 favorite]


S.L.A.C.K.E.R.: Shadow of Chernobyl
posted by mandolin conspiracy at 9:30 AM on June 2 [1 favorite]


So K Married a Pax Murderer
posted by klausman at 9:32 AM on June 2


Bloodsport Simple
posted by cortex (staff) at 9:56 AM on June 2


O Brother, Where Arthur
posted by box at 10:26 AM on June 2 [2 favorites]


A League of Their Own Extraordinary Gentlemen
posted by Greg_Ace at 10:27 AM on June 2 [1 favorite]


According to that tool, I left TWO HUNDRED AND NINETY EIGHT comments in that thread.

Out of idle curiosity, what's your count on this one so far?
posted by Greg_Ace at 10:29 AM on June 2


Pitch Black Rain Man
posted by Grangousier at 10:58 AM on June 2


Poldark Star
posted by klausman at 11:08 AM on June 2 [1 favorite]


Dude, Where's My Fitzcarraldo?
posted by box at 11:10 AM on June 2 [2 favorites]


RuPaul's Dragula Race
posted by cortex (staff) at 11:31 AM on June 2


Out of idle curiosity, what's your count on this one so far?

Funny thing is we don't have that tool in MetaTalk because the key dynamics we were tracking with it don't translate very directly. But Ctrl-F turns up 451 hits, subtract a few for noise and boy howdy it sure was hot last night huh.
posted by cortex (staff) at 11:33 AM on June 2 [1 favorite]


and boy howdy it sure was hot last night huh.

Does climate change mean we'll all end up being funnier?
posted by Greg_Ace at 11:41 AM on June 2 [1 favorite]


The Mighty Howards the Duck
posted by cortex (staff) at 11:43 AM on June 2


Yours, Mine and 48 Hours
posted by klausman at 11:48 AM on June 2 [1 favorite]


Best of the Best Exotic Marigold Hotel Kalifornia
posted by Mister Moofoo at 12:03 PM on June 2


Mortal Koyaanisqatsi
posted by box at 12:11 PM on June 2


Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country for Grumpy Old Men

And now I am imagining Christopher Plummer and Jack Lemmon getting in some kind of slapstick fight while Kirk and Romulan Admiral Chigurh look on in dismay.
posted by Mister Moofoo at 12:11 PM on June 2 [1 favorite]


The Fury Road Not Taken
posted by cortex (staff) at 12:22 PM on June 2 [1 favorite]


Perry Mason the Hole
posted by klausman at 1:43 PM on June 2 [2 favorites]


Magnum π
posted by klausman at 1:46 PM on June 2 [3 favorites]


The Better Little Rascals Saul
posted by klausman at 1:54 PM on June 2 [1 favorite]


I, Too, Sing American Pie
posted by cortex (staff) at 2:00 PM on June 2


Debbie Does The Dallas Buyers Club
posted by Oyéah at 2:02 PM on June 2 [2 favorites]


This Is Just To Say Anything
posted by cortex (staff) at 2:03 PM on June 2 [1 favorite]


The Blue Velveteen Rarebit
posted by Oyéah at 2:04 PM on June 2


Matchbox 24
posted by offog at 2:04 PM on June 2


Blue CHiPs
posted by box at 2:08 PM on June 2


Dead Men Don't Wear Plaid, BrigaDune
posted by Oyéah at 2:12 PM on June 2


Lawrence of Our Labia, The Vagina Dialogues
posted by Oyéah at 2:13 PM on June 2 [2 favorites]


(This is an aside...) I have run across titles of films I never heard of and want to see. One with Clint Eastwood, and John Malkovich. Javier Bardem is in the new Dune. Wow! Anyway...
Carrie On Golden Pond
Easy Fried Her
posted by Oyéah at 3:56 PM on June 2


Better Call Me by the Name Saul
posted by DirtyOldTown at 5:17 PM on June 2 [1 favorite]


Paris Can Wait for Godot
posted by valetta at 5:22 PM on June 2 [1 favorite]


Straight Outta Compulsion
posted by valetta at 5:24 PM on June 2 [1 favorite]


Head of the Clash of the Titans
posted by cgc373 at 6:09 PM on June 2 [1 favorite]


Downbelow Fruitvale Station
posted by cgc373 at 6:11 PM on June 2


Many of these tickle the same sense of humor that made me re-read my local library's copies of the New York Magazine Competition compilations by Mary Ann Madden (as well as tear out the pages once Dad was done with his copy.) I am pretty sure this title linking was one of the competitions that regularly happened.

Thank You for the Giant Sea Tortoise
Son of Giant Sea Tortoise
Maybe He's Dead

Later on, in college, my roommates and I would string together as many rock song titles as we could (as long as we could explicitly name the artists) .... which I guess now just sounds like upcoming Bill McClintock YouTube video projects... but here are some recent shots I'll take at that.
Born to Be Wild Thing (Steppenwolf + Troggs)
Heading Out to the Highway to Hell's Bells. (Judas Priest + AC/DC + AC/DC)
Sympathy for the Devil Inside (Rolling Stones + INXS)
Big Balls to Another Brick in the Wall. (AC/DC + Accept + Pink Floyd)
Long Midnight Crazy Train Running to Georgia (Doobie Brothers + Gladys Knight + Ozzy Osbourne)
That Thing You Do That Should Not Be (Adam Schlesinger + Metallica)
Crocodile Rock You Like a Hurricane (Elton John + Scorpions)
Sweet Little Sixteen Candles Emotion (Aerosmith + Chuck Berry + The Crests)
Who Do You Love Me Like a Rock Lobster? (Bo Diddley + Paul Simon + B-52)
Am I Blue Evil? (Ethel Waters + Diamond Head)
My Hard Luck L.A. Honky Tonk Woman of the World from Tokyo (Deep Purple + Kiss + Doors + Rolling Stones + Aerosmith)
Slow Free Ride Like the Wind (Foghat + Edgar Winter + Christopher Cross)
posted by Mutant Lobsters from Riverhead at 6:18 PM on June 2 [1 favorite]


Seven Screaming Diz-Busters for Vengeance (Blue Oyster Cult + Judas Priest)
posted by Mutant Lobsters from Riverhead at 6:19 PM on June 2


Killing Pride in the Name of Love is a Battlefield (Rage Against the Machine + U2 + Pat Benatar)
posted by Mutant Lobsters from Riverhead at 7:48 PM on June 2


Radar Love Guns for Hire (Golden Earring + Kiss + AC/DC)
posted by Mutant Lobsters from Riverhead at 7:51 PM on June 2


Hard-Headed Young American Pie Woman (David Bowie + Don McLean + Guess Who + Elvis Presley)
Hammer of the Heavy Duty Metal Poisoning Gods (Led Zeppelin +Judas Priest + Styx + Judas Priest) - I need to check that that isn't a Sharyn McCrumb mystery novel.....
posted by Mutant Lobsters from Riverhead at 8:02 PM on June 2


I want you to want to hold my hand
(Cheap Trick /Beatles)
posted by clavdivs at 8:03 PM on June 2


Stairway to Heaven And Hell
(Zeppelin/Sabbath)
posted by clavdivs at 8:13 PM on June 2


10 seconds to love me do.
(Motley Crue/Beatles)
posted by clavdivs at 8:16 PM on June 2


Sad Eyes Without a Baby Face (Robert John + Billy Idol + Al Jolson)
Say Goodbye to Hollywood Nights in White Satin (Billy Joel + Bob Seger + Moody Blues)
Come and Get Your Love Don't Cost a Thing (Redbone + Jennifer Lopez)
Cradle of Baby Love Stinks (Billy Idol + Supremes + J Geils Band)
Don't Dream It's Over the Hills and Far Away (Crowded House + Led Zeppelin)
Magic Bus Stop In the Name of Love (Who + Hollies +Supremes)
What About Tainted Love Bites? (Heart + Soft Cell + Judas Priest)
posted by Mutant Lobsters from Riverhead at 8:18 PM on June 2 [2 favorites]


Wake me up when y'all get around to parody names for jazz standards.
posted by Greg_Ace at 8:33 PM on June 2


You Spin Me Round and Round Midnight (Dead or Alive + Aerosmith + Miles Davis)
Bad Motorbreath Scooter (Montrose + Metallica)
Good Lovin' Times, Bad Company Reputation Times (Young Rascals + Led Zeppelin + Bad Company + Thin Lizzy)
Bad Blue Love Moon Rising (Eric Clapton + Creedence Clearwater Revival + Mel Torme)
The London Leather Rough Boys are Back in Dirty Old Town (Thin Lizzy + Accept + Who + Dubliners)
Leather and Lace and Whiskey in the Jar (Stevie Nicks + Alice Cooper + Thin Lizzy)
posted by Mutant Lobsters from Riverhead at 8:36 PM on June 2


Wake Me Up Before You Go-Go Tell It On the Mountain (Wham + Wailers )
posted by Mutant Lobsters from Riverhead at 8:38 PM on June 2


Wake me up when y'all get around to parody names for jazz standards.

Who can forget "Beyond the Valley of the Satin Dolls"?
posted by cortex (staff) at 8:45 PM on June 2 [1 favorite]


Or that classic Brubek/Neeson collab, "Taken 5"
posted by cortex (staff) at 8:45 PM on June 2 [2 favorites]


Baby Elephant Walk This Way Like an Egyptian (Henry Mancini + Aerosmith + Bangles)
Someday My Prince of Darkness Will Come (Miles Davis + Miles Davis)
posted by Mutant Lobsters from Riverhead at 8:47 PM on June 2 [1 favorite]


The Only Living Rude Boy In New York (Paul Simon + Rihanna)
posted by Mutant Lobsters from Riverhead at 8:57 PM on June 2


Iron Maiden Voyage (Iron Maiden + Herbie Hancock)
posted by Mutant Lobsters from Riverhead at 8:59 PM on June 2


Lullaby of Freebirdland (George Shearing + Lynyrd Skynyrd)
Hip to be Nostalgia in Times Square (Huey Lewis and the News + Charles Mingus)
Smoke on the Watermelon Manowar (Deep Purple + Herbie Hancock + Manowar)
Call It Stormy Blue Monday Train (T-Bone Walker + New Order + John Coltrane)
posted by Mutant Lobsters from Riverhead at 9:09 PM on June 2


The Surrey with the Lunatic Fringe on Top (Blossom Dearie + Red Rider)
My Favorite Things Ain't What They Used to Be (John Coltrane + Duke Ellington)
The Sick Things We Did Last Cruel Summer (Jo Stafford + Alice Cooper + Bananarama)
Cruel to Be a Kind of Magic (Nick Lowe + Queen)
posted by Mutant Lobsters from Riverhead at 9:24 PM on June 2


I'm Getting Sediment All Over You
Butt Knots For Me (or, Her Butt's Not For Me)
Take A Train
Black Orifice
Days Of Wine And Cirrhosis
Ukraine Waterway (Crimea River)
The Girl With Emphysema
A crossover hit: The Cow Chewed Bluegrass and Moo'd Indigo

...it's late and that's all I can think of off the top of my head. 'Night.
posted by Greg_Ace at 11:16 PM on June 2 [4 favorites]


Bye Bye Bird Dog
posted by valetta at 1:05 AM on June 3 [1 favorite]


Blue in Green Hell (Miles+Misfits)
posted by box at 5:58 AM on June 3


They Can't Take The A-Train
posted by offog at 6:21 AM on June 3 [1 favorite]


When Your Lover Has A Thousand Eyes
posted by offog at 6:21 AM on June 3 [1 favorite]


A Nightingale Sang In The Gutter
posted by offog at 6:26 AM on June 3


Mister P.C.U.
posted by box at 6:44 AM on June 3


You'd Be So Nice To Come O.M.M.2 (Cole Porter and Of Montreal)
posted by klausman at 9:01 AM on June 3


Gee Baby, Ain't I Good 2U? (Burrell, O'Connor)
posted by klausman at 9:08 AM on June 3


Big Butter and Egg Man (Armstrong, Diamond, Yauch, Horovitz)
posted by klausman at 9:10 AM on June 3


Is You Is, Or Is You Ain't (My Baby Shark)?(Jordan, Austin, Anonymous)
posted by klausman at 9:14 AM on June 3 [2 favorites]


I Get a Kick Out of Your Cheatin' Heart-Shaped Box of Rain (Porter, Williams, Cobain, Lesh/Hunter)
posted by box at 12:22 PM on June 3 [1 favorite]


Let's Hamster Dance (Bowie, guy from that Disney cartoon version of Robin Hood that made everybody realize they're furries but sped up and put on a web page)
posted by cortex (staff) at 12:26 PM on June 3


An American in Paris Hilton
posted by Oyéah at 12:30 PM on June 3


Everybody Wants To Go To Heaven, But Nobody Wants To Die Another Day
posted by Oyéah at 12:43 PM on June 3


Everybody But The Girl From Ipanema
posted by Oyéah at 12:44 PM on June 3


Fuck the Pain Away in a Manger
posted by cortex (staff) at 12:45 PM on June 3 [2 favorites]


Because this is metatalk I feel OK popping in to say:

1. Y'all are my people. So much madcap riffing genuinely makes me feel less alone in the world, 'cause this thread is sort of what it's like in my head all the time.
2. My phone's autocorrect feature now suggests "Krull" for any word starting with a K or ending with an L, so thanks for that, Krulls.
3. If this is played out for you and you require another game of mangling movie titles,* try inserting a colon after any gerund in the title, a trick I learned from a great film-crit sendup/interview on the Criterion Collection website, The Original Piece of Wood I Left in Your Head. Relevant snippet here:
Perkus Tooth: ...But back to Being: John Malkovich.

Spike Jonze: You pronounced it like there’s a colon in the title. There’s no colon.

PT: Sorry?

SJ: It’s not like a catalog of stuff in some alien survey of Earth— City: New York, Species: Human, Being: John Malkovich. It’s a gerund. Like Being There or Breaking the Waves.

PT: Sure. Or Breaking: Away. Or Eating: Raoul.

SJ: That’s so freaking annoying, I can’t even begin to say. [...]

SJ: I’m getting the feeling you found the film unnecessary.

PT: Beautifully so. Please don’t take this the wrong way.

SJ: Oh, never. Do you want to talk about some other film? Eating: Raoul? Walking: Tall? Finding: Nemo?
*Mangling: Movie Titles
**Perkus Tooth is a character from Jonathan Lethem's Chronic City, which makes this even more haphazardly meta.
posted by miles per flower at 12:49 PM on June 3 [3 favorites]


No Country For Old Menace ll Society
posted by Oyéah at 12:51 PM on June 3 [1 favorite]


The Day The Earth Stood Phil Hartman
posted by Oyéah at 12:53 PM on June 3


Come Rain Or Come The Shining
posted by Oyéah at 12:56 PM on June 3 [1 favorite]


My One and Only Love Shack
posted by Oyéah at 12:57 PM on June 3 [1 favorite]


Take Five Easy Pieces, (and call me in the morning.)
posted by Oyéah at 12:59 PM on June 3 [1 favorite]


Relaxin' At Camarillo, Brillo
posted by Oyéah at 1:04 PM on June 3


Rainy Days and Manic Monday, Mondays

(I was going to do the songwriter thing, but John Phillips was apparently pretty awful, and I was disappointed to learn that 'Rainy Days and Mondays' was written by two schmucks I've never heard of. Oh, what the hell? (Williams/Nichols, Prince, Phillips))
posted by box at 1:06 PM on June 3 [1 favorite]


Darby Orgazmo and the Little People
posted by DirtyOldTown at 2:26 PM on June 3


"September in the Purple Rain"
posted by clavdivs at 2:26 PM on June 3


Footloose in the Sand Pebbles.
posted by clavdivs at 2:29 PM on June 3


Timmy Failure: Mistakes Were Made in America
posted by DirtyOldTown at 2:31 PM on June 3 [1 favorite]


The AlamoOmen
posted by clavdivs at 2:31 PM on June 3 [1 favorite]


The Adventures of Buckaroo Banzai Across the 8th Dimension, Based on the Novel Push by Sapphire
posted by DirtyOldTown at 2:36 PM on June 3


Wreck-It Ralph Breaks the Interview with the Vampire
posted by Greg_Ace at 2:59 PM on June 3


Taking Care of Risky Business
posted by Greg_Ace at 2:59 PM on June 3 [1 favorite]


Star Wars Episode VI: Return of the Mack
posted by DirtyOldTown at 3:29 PM on June 3


It's Raining Blood Men (Weather Girls + Slayer)
(Search engines make this a lot easier now than in the early 90s.)
(Also, for whatever it's worth, I'm just crediting the performers, not the songwriters)

Have You Ever Seen Who'll Stop the Deep Purple Rain? (CCR + CCR + Prince + Ella Fitzgerald)
Suffragette City Woman (David Bowie + Queensryche)
Taking Care of Too Much Monkey Business (BTO + Chuck Berry)
Let's Neutron Humpty Dance this Mess Around (David Bowie + Pointer Sisters + Digital Underground + B52s)
Walk Idiot Walk Don't Run the Dinosaur (Hives + Was Not Was + Ventures)
She Blinded Me and Julio with Weird Science Down in the Schoolyard (Thomas Dolby + Oingo Boingo + Paul Simon)
Fade to Black Gold on the Ceiling (Metallica + Soul Asylum + Black Keys)
Bad Blood Makes Noise in the Cut (Taylor Swift + Suzanne Vega + K. Flay)
Hard Habit to Breakaway (Chicago + Tracey Ullman)
Teen Angel of Death (Mark Dinning + Slayer)
Walking on Sunshine Superman in Memphis (Katrina and the Waves + Donovan + Marc Cohn)
My Blue Heaven Knows I'm Miserable Now (Fats Domino + Smiths)

And going with everyone else's the cross-media mixes
Big Girls Don't Cry the Beloved Country

Or, for the Perkus Tooth colon riff -
Walking: On Sunshine
Walking: in London (Concrete Blonde)
Taking: Care of Business
Tossing: and Turning (Bobby Lewis)
Screaming: for Vengeance (Judas Priest)
It's Raining: Men
posted by Mutant Lobsters from Riverhead at 3:42 PM on June 3


My: Sharona
posted by Greg_Ace at 4:01 PM on June 3 [2 favorites]


It's: Me
posted by Greg_Ace at 4:03 PM on June 3


Cold Holy War Pigs Machine Head (Styx + Thin Lizzy + Black Sabbath + AC/DC + Bush)
Spirits in the Material Girl World (Police + Madonna)
Roll the Old Chariot Along the Watchtower (David Coffin + Jimi Hendrix)
Everyday Short People are People (Sly and the Family Stone + Randy Newman + Depeche Mode)
Born Free to Be You and Me This Way (Matt Monro + Lady Gaga + New Seekers)
Sink the Pink Houses (AC/DC + John Mellencamp)
posted by Mutant Lobsters from Riverhead at 4:05 PM on June 3 [1 favorite]


Princess Tu Fast Tu Furious
posted by offog at 4:16 PM on June 3


this is the worst possible thing, i'm sorry, but

Air Bud Dwyer
posted by cortex (staff) at 4:45 PM on June 3 [1 favorite]


Oh, God, Two and a half men.
posted by clavdivs at 6:34 PM on June 3


Patton Office
posted by clavdivs at 6:36 PM on June 3


At Play in the Fields of The Lord of the Dance
posted by Oyéah at 6:40 PM on June 3 [1 favorite]


The Bat, which I just shooed outta my apartment whilst giving myself a bloody nose from the screen that acted as a sheild.
posted by clavdivs at 6:44 PM on June 3 [1 favorite]


The Magnificent Seven Eleven Spray Cheese
posted by Oyéah at 6:46 PM on June 3


The Bat News Bears
posted by Oyéah at 6:47 PM on June 3 [1 favorite]


The African Queen of the Damned
posted by Oyéah at 6:58 PM on June 3 [1 favorite]


Agents of Shields and Yarnell
posted by It's Raining Florence Henderson at 6:58 PM on June 3 [3 favorites]


Juan Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest, (subtitles...)
posted by Oyéah at 7:01 PM on June 3


Sex, Lies, and Tideovape
posted by Oyéah at 7:02 PM on June 3


North By Kanye West's Side Story
posted by Oyéah at 7:09 PM on June 3


A Streetcar Named Desire Under the Elms, ( I have always relied on the kindness of Mefites.)
posted by Oyéah at 7:14 PM on June 3 [1 favorite]


Lord of the Fleischmann's Yeast
posted by It's Raining Florence Henderson at 7:16 PM on June 3 [1 favorite]


Betty White and the Seven Dwarves, unrated
posted by Oyéah at 7:16 PM on June 3 [2 favorites]


Plan 9 1/2 Weeks from Outer Space Ventura Pet Detective
posted by It's Raining Florence Henderson at 7:23 PM on June 3 [3 favorites]


My Fair Lady and The Tramp
posted by Oyéah at 7:27 PM on June 3 [3 favorites]


Godzilla Catch Me If You Can Can
posted by Oyéah at 7:30 PM on June 3


Giant Platoon Fargos Duck Soup
posted by Oyéah at 7:31 PM on June 3


Mutiny On The Quicker Picker Upper
posted by Oyéah at 7:32 PM on June 3 [2 favorites]


American Werewolf Graffiti in London
posted by Oyéah at 7:33 PM on June 3 [1 favorite]


Murder on the Midnight Express
posted by clavdivs at 8:38 PM on June 3


Deliverance on the Road to Perdition
posted by clavdivs at 8:40 PM on June 3


Absolutely Anything Fabulous
posted by valetta at 9:17 PM on June 3 [1 favorite]


Throw Mama From The Trains, Airplane!, and Automobiles
posted by sylvanshine at 5:15 AM on June 4


Mighty Morphin' Aphrodite
posted by cortex (staff) at 7:31 AM on June 4 [1 favorite]


An American Tail: Fievel Goes Once Upon a Time in the West
posted by box at 8:29 AM on June 4


101 Damnations of Faust
posted by Grangousier at 8:55 AM on June 4 [3 favorites]


Thomas the Tank Girl
posted by Grangousier at 9:02 AM on June 4 [2 favorites]


Girl 6, Interrupted
posted by box at 9:36 AM on June 4


The Wicker Man Always Knocks Twice
posted by Grangousier at 9:42 AM on June 4 [1 favorite]


The Mirror Has Two Faces of Death
posted by DirtyOldTown at 9:47 AM on June 4


The The Mask of the Red Death
posted by cortex (staff) at 9:48 AM on June 4


Damn, it's Rings Twice, isn't it...?
posted by Grangousier at 9:48 AM on June 4


I Wanna Hold Your Pianist
posted by DirtyOldTown at 9:49 AM on June 4


The Night Comes for Us, Charlie Brown
posted by DirtyOldTown at 9:50 AM on June 4


The Postman Always The Rings Twice
posted by cortex (staff) at 9:52 AM on June 4


The The Hunger Games
posted by cortex (staff) at 9:52 AM on June 4


The Man in the Iron Man Who Knew Too Much
posted by Grangousier at 9:53 AM on June 4


Evil Dead II: Dead by Don Juan Demarco
posted by DirtyOldTown at 9:54 AM on June 4


The Little Prince of Darkness
posted by Grangousier at 9:54 AM on June 4


Breaking the Waves II: Dogme Boogaloo
posted by cortex (staff) at 9:55 AM on June 4


Sliding Dory
posted by DirtyOldTown at 9:56 AM on June 4


From Dusk Til Donnie Brasco
posted by Grangousier at 9:56 AM on June 4 [1 favorite]


Charlie Wilson's Wargames
posted by box at 10:03 AM on June 4


James and the Giant Pianist
posted by DirtyOldTown at 10:04 AM on June 4 [1 favorite]


The B. F. OG
posted by offog at 10:08 AM on June 4


Dirty Dancer in the Dark
posted by box at 10:10 AM on June 4 [1 favorite]


That Was Then... Everybody Knows This Is Nowhere
posted by Grangousier at 10:10 AM on June 4


Black Godfather: Part III
posted by box at 10:15 AM on June 4


The Railway Children of a Lesser Godfather
posted by Grangousier at 10:17 AM on June 4 [1 favorite]


The Hunchback of Notre Damn Yankees
posted by DirtyOldTown at 10:24 AM on June 4 [3 favorites]


Funny Scarface
posted by box at 10:27 AM on June 4 [2 favorites]


Under the Skin I Live In Fear
posted by Grangousier at 10:28 AM on June 4


The Man in the High School High
posted by DirtyOldTown at 10:29 AM on June 4


Cape Fear Factor
posted by cortex (staff) at 10:29 AM on June 4


Sister Act 2: Back in the Hellraiser

Or

Sister Act 2: Your Pretty Face Is Going Back in the Habit
posted by DirtyOldTown at 10:31 AM on June 4


Field of Hoop Dreams
posted by box at 10:33 AM on June 4


Pee-Wee's Big Chill
posted by cortex (staff) at 10:34 AM on June 4 [1 favorite]


Almost anything works with Charlie Brown.

Drag Me to Hell, Charlie Brown

To Wong Foo, Thanks for Everything! Charlie Brown

I Spit on Your Grave, Charlie Brown

Not Without My Daughter, Charlie Brown

It's a Nightmare on Elm Street, Charlie Brown

It's the Night of the Comet, Charlie Brown

They Came from Within, Charlie Brown
posted by DirtyOldTown at 10:42 AM on June 4 [2 favorites]


Nine to Five Easy Pieces
posted by box at 10:43 AM on June 4 [2 favorites]


It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Charlie Brown
It's Complicated, Charlie Brown
It's a Mad Mad Mad Mad World, Charlie Brown

Yep
posted by Grangousier at 10:46 AM on June 4


Oh, and...

It's a Mad Mad Mad Mad Max
posted by Grangousier at 10:46 AM on June 4 [2 favorites]


As the Waterworld Turns
posted by sylvanshine at 10:49 AM on June 4


Meet The Beetlejuices
posted by cortex (staff) at 10:55 AM on June 4 [1 favorite]


Riding in Cars with Jaws
posted by DirtyOldTown at 10:55 AM on June 4


127 Hour Photo
posted by sylvanshine at 10:56 AM on June 4 [3 favorites]


The Best Little Whorehouse in Fantasia
posted by DirtyOldTown at 10:56 AM on June 4 [2 favorites]


White Men Can't Hardly Wait
posted by cortex (staff) at 10:59 AM on June 4


The Gefilte Fisher King
posted by It's Raining Florence Henderson at 11:03 AM on June 4


White Men Can't Stop the Music
posted by DirtyOldTown at 11:08 AM on June 4 [1 favorite]


Wayne's World of WarKrofft
posted by It's Raining Florence Henderson at 11:10 AM on June 4


Land of the Lost Boy's Night Out
posted by It's Raining Florence Henderson at 11:13 AM on June 4


Boys Don't Never Cry Wolf
posted by box at 11:15 AM on June 4 [1 favorite]


It's a Mad Mad Mad Mad Max

Protip: Review the previous thread to avoid duplicates... ;)
posted by Greg_Ace at 11:21 AM on June 4 [1 favorite]


Groundhog Days of Our Lives
posted by It's Raining Florence Henderson at 11:24 AM on June 4 [2 favorites]


I just want to tell you both good luck. We're all counting on you.
posted by It's Raining Florence Henderson at 11:26 AM on June 4 [1 favorite]


Or even this thread...
posted by Greg_Ace at 11:26 AM on June 4


(That was the joke)
posted by It's Raining Florence Henderson at 11:26 AM on June 4


It had already been used 3 times.
posted by It's Raining Florence Henderson at 11:28 AM on June 4


It's a Mad Mad Mad Mad Max
posted by cortex (staff) at 11:28 AM on June 4


Like Groundhog's Day - over and over again.
posted by It's Raining Florence Henderson at 11:28 AM on June 4


It's a It's a Mad Mad Mad Mad Maximum Overdrive
posted by It's Raining Florence Henderson at 11:29 AM on June 4


So I Married a Mad Mad Mad Mad Max Murderer
posted by cortex (staff) at 11:30 AM on June 4


Far from the Mad Mad Mad Maddening Crowd
posted by It's Raining Florence Henderson at 11:31 AM on June 4 [1 favorite]


Mad Mad Mad Mad Magazine
posted by offog at 11:33 AM on June 4 [1 favorite]


It's a Madeline Madeline Madeline Madeline World
posted by It's Raining Florence Henderson at 11:34 AM on June 4


Well now I'm just mad mad mad mad dog.
posted by Greg_Ace at 11:37 AM on June 4 [1 favorite]


It's Miller's Miller's Miller's Miller's Crossing
posted by cortex (staff) at 11:44 AM on June 4


It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad Max, Charlie Brown
posted by DirtyOldTown at 11:46 AM on June 4


Call the Mid, Mid, Mid, Midwife
posted by cortex (staff) at 11:51 AM on June 4 [3 favorites]


I'm not going to submit them all, because it's repetitive and dependent on awareness of a very recent low budget horror film. But let me just say that, to me at least, virtually every title with a name in it is funny if you replace said name with "Psycho Goreman."

When Harry Met Psycho Goreman
I Love You, Psycho Goreman
The World According to Psycho Goreman
posted by DirtyOldTown at 11:51 AM on June 4


The Mad Mad Mad Mad World of Arthur Brown
posted by offog at 11:54 AM on June 4 [1 favorite]


It's the Great Pumpkin, Psycho Goreman!
posted by Greg_Ace at 11:56 AM on June 4 [1 favorite]


Meet the Parasite
posted by DirtyOldTown at 12:06 PM on June 4


It's a Maid Maid Maid Maid in Manhattan
posted by It's Raining Florence Henderson at 12:07 PM on June 4


Bush v. Psycho Goreman
posted by offog at 12:08 PM on June 4 [1 favorite]


Don't Tell Mom the Trash Humper's Dead
posted by DirtyOldTown at 12:09 PM on June 4


Psycho Gore Vidal: The United States of Fantasia
posted by It's Raining Florence Henderson at 12:11 PM on June 4


Waiting for Psycho Goreman
posted by Greg_Ace at 12:25 PM on June 4 [1 favorite]


Fast Mimes at Ridgemont High
posted by It's Raining Florence Henderson at 12:29 PM on June 4 [3 favorites]


Over the River's Jagged Cutting Edge of Seventeen
posted by box at 1:58 PM on June 4 [1 favorite]


Crazy X-Men Girlfriend
posted by DirtyOldTown at 2:43 PM on June 4 [1 favorite]


The Girl With the 'Pete's Dragon' Tattoo
posted by box at 2:49 PM on June 4 [4 favorites]


Flight of the Khanchords
posted by It's Raining Florence Henderson at 2:49 PM on June 4 [2 favorites]


Children of A Lesser Lassie
posted by Oyéah at 4:58 PM on June 4


Now that we're like 1700 comments in and the weak have been weeded out, please understand that those of you still here are MY FAMILY.
posted by DirtyOldTown at 5:46 PM on June 4 [1 favorite]


The Lion, the Witch, and the War Between the Roses
posted by DirtyOldTown at 5:49 PM on June 4 [2 favorites]


The Lion King, the VVitch, and the War of the Buttons
posted by mandolin conspiracy at 5:53 PM on June 4


Bedknobs and Broomlyn Nine-Nine
posted by Greg_Ace at 6:05 PM on June 4 [1 favorite]


Priscilla, Queen of the Desert Rats
posted by mandolin conspiracy at 6:07 PM on June 4


That Was The Weak Sauce That Was
posted by Oyéah at 6:45 PM on June 4


Batchelor Party A Liver Ruins Through It
posted by Oyéah at 6:48 PM on June 4


Alejandro Jodorowsky and the estate of Ronnie James Dio present:

Holy Diver Mountain
posted by mandolin conspiracy at 6:49 PM on June 4


The Colbert and Ernie Report
posted by cortex (staff) at 6:54 PM on June 4 [3 favorites]


Real talk though... The MeFites not in this thread... they're sort of second tier, right?
posted by DirtyOldTown at 7:58 PM on June 4


I KEED, I KEED
posted by DirtyOldTown at 8:07 PM on June 4


I just read through the first thread. I am sorry for my repeats. Some brilliant stuff. People don't usually go for a second tear, by that time two is enough. Anyway,

The Secret Sauce of the Sierra Madre
posted by Oyéah at 8:09 PM on June 4


To Catch a Cook, a Thief, His Wife and Her Lover
posted by mandolin conspiracy at 8:22 PM on June 4 [1 favorite]


The Hateful 8 Mile
posted by WaspEnterprises at 8:27 PM on June 4 [1 favorite]


Breakfast at Tiffany’s Fight Club
posted by WaspEnterprises at 8:31 PM on June 4


A Star is Born on the 4th of July
posted by WaspEnterprises at 8:32 PM on June 4


La La Bamba
posted by Greg_Ace at 8:45 PM on June 4


Little Big Bleak Man on the Prairie
posted by Greg_Ace at 8:49 PM on June 4


Just to get back in DirtyOldTown’s good graces, Good Golly, Miss Moll Flanders
posted by fedward at 8:50 PM on June 4 [2 favorites]


comment 1760:

Bill, Ted, and Barry Lyndon Mimic The Battles of Chief Pontiac
.
posted by clavdivs at 9:39 PM on June 4


Homestuck On You
posted by cgc373 at 9:40 PM on June 4


In the Heart of the Heart of the Country Bear Jamboree
posted by cgc373 at 9:44 PM on June 4


Gonna Make You Sweatin' to the Oldies (Everybody Dance Now)
posted by cgc373 at 9:46 PM on June 4 [1 favorite]


Laurel Canyon and The Hardy Boys
posted by cgc373 at 9:48 PM on June 4


It's a Mr. Wonderful Life
posted by cgc373 at 9:51 PM on June 4 [1 favorite]


Dear John Wick Something's Gotta Give
posted by cgc373 at 10:06 PM on June 4 [1 favorite]


Brigadoon Braveheart Friends with Alice that didn't live here any more
posted by clavdivs at 10:09 PM on June 4


Where the Red Fernwood 2 Night Grows
posted by It's Raining Florence Henderson at 10:10 PM on June 4 [1 favorite]


Out of Time Bandits.
posted by clavdivs at 10:12 PM on June 4


The Cook, the Thief, His Wife & Her Lover Battle for Los Angeles.
posted by clavdivs at 10:17 PM on June 4 [2 favorites]


Danton Abbey.
posted by clavdivs at 10:19 PM on June 4 [2 favorites]


Florence Foster Jenkins Room with a View
:)
posted by clavdivs at 10:23 PM on June 4


Towering Inferno of Water for Chocolate
posted by clavdivs at 10:26 PM on June 4


Chief Inspector Morse
posted by clavdivs at 10:30 PM on June 4


Octopussy cat, kill, kill.
posted by clavdivs at 10:32 PM on June 4


#1776
posted by clavdivs at 10:34 PM on June 4


Invocation of My Demon Brother, Where Art Thou?
posted by mandolin conspiracy at 10:38 PM on June 4


One for our friends in Melbourne, VIC.
The Fellowship of the Ring of Steel
posted by valetta at 12:14 AM on June 5


The Bravehearter They Come
posted by DirtyOldTown at 5:51 AM on June 5 [1 favorite]


James and the Giant Petey Wheatstraw, the Devil's Son-in-Law
posted by DirtyOldTown at 5:55 AM on June 5 [1 favorite]


Color Out of Space Jam
posted by DirtyOldTown at 5:57 AM on June 5 [3 favorites]


Enchant-Ted
posted by mochapickle at 6:17 AM on June 5 [1 favorite]


Eight Men Out of Africa
posted by box at 6:29 AM on June 5


A League of Their Eyes Only
posted by box at 6:32 AM on June 5


Jazz 625-O
posted by offog at 7:29 AM on June 5


League of Extraordinary Gentle Ben
posted by DirtyOldTown at 8:08 AM on June 5 [5 favorites]


Steal Big Daddy, Steal Little Nicky
posted by DirtyOldTown at 8:14 AM on June 5


Alita: Battle Angel in the Outfield
posted by cortex (staff) at 8:54 AM on June 5 [2 favorites]


Air Buddha
posted by box at 9:00 AM on June 5 [1 favorite]


Live and Let Gandhi
posted by cortex (staff) at 9:06 AM on June 5 [2 favorites]


Oh, God! You Devil's Advocate
posted by box at 9:21 AM on June 5 [2 favorites]


David Bowie AND Tim Curry, in: The Man Who Fell to Earth 2
posted by cortex (staff) at 10:12 AM on June 5


A League of Their Own Private Idahos
posted by mandolin conspiracy at 10:28 AM on June 5 [2 favorites]


Robert Evans, Tim Curry, Susan Sarandon, and Meatloaf star in: The Kid Stays in the Rocky Horror Picture Show
posted by mandolin conspiracy at 10:44 AM on June 5 [3 favorites]


Full Metal Jackass
posted by box at 11:52 AM on June 5 [4 favorites]


Tim Curry and John Candy in Un-Clue Buck
posted by mochapickle at 11:54 AM on June 5 [3 favorites]


Forrest Gummo
posted by mandolin conspiracy at 11:57 AM on June 5


Tim Curry and Nicoloas Cage in Congo Air
posted by mochapickle at 12:00 PM on June 5 [1 favorite]


Nicolas Cage, performing as Henry Higgins, revealing his love for an undercover agent: "I've Grown Accustomed To Her Face/Off."
posted by fedward at 12:18 PM on June 5


Dirty Harry Potter and the Philosopher’s Stone
posted by WaspEnterprises at 12:32 PM on June 5 [2 favorites]


Tim Curry, Leo DiCaprio, Val Kilmer, and Gonzo in Muppet Shutter Island of Dr. Moreau
posted by miles per flower at 1:01 PM on June 5 [1 favorite]


Jorden Peele directs John Travolta in: Get Out Shorty
posted by cortex (staff) at 1:04 PM on June 5 [1 favorite]


Tim Curry, William Hurt, Marlee Matlin, and Alicia Silverstone star in: Children of a Clue-lesser God
posted by mandolin conspiracy at 1:06 PM on June 5 [1 favorite]


Andrew Dice Clay and Robert Urich in The Dice Pirates
posted by miles per flower at 1:15 PM on June 5


Stranger Than Paradise Pirates
The Last Temptation of Christ Pirates
The Heist Pirates
Of Mice Pirates and Men

posted by miles per flower at 1:17 PM on June 5


John Travolta and Jan-Michael Vincent in: Saturday White Line Fever
posted by mandolin conspiracy at 1:18 PM on June 5


Michael Mann directs Julia Roberts in: Heat Pray Love
posted by cortex (staff) at 1:19 PM on June 5 [3 favorites]


Michael Mann directs Pauly Shore in: Encino Manhunter
posted by mandolin conspiracy at 1:26 PM on June 5 [1 favorite]


Michael Mann directs Johnny Depp, Christian Bale, and Will Smith in: Public Enemies of the State
posted by box at 1:40 PM on June 5 [1 favorite]


Bloody hijinks ensue when a young boy asks Hannibal Lecter to help him find his fantastical friend in Pete's Red Dragon.
posted by mandolin conspiracy at 1:56 PM on June 5 [2 favorites]


The Mummy Dearest
posted by Oyéah at 6:05 PM on June 5 [2 favorites]


What Ever Happened to Baby Jane, you ignorant slut!
posted by Oyéah at 6:07 PM on June 5 [4 favorites]


Blue's Clues Brothers
posted by It's Raining Florence Henderson at 7:29 PM on June 5 [1 favorite]


Blue's Klute
posted by It's Raining Florence Henderson at 7:35 PM on June 5 [2 favorites]


Blues Lagoon Brothers
posted by Greg_Ace at 7:39 PM on June 5 [2 favorites]


The Chinatown Syndrome
posted by It's Raining Florence Henderson at 7:43 PM on June 5 [4 favorites]


Kung Fu Hustle and Flow
posted by It's Raining Florence Henderson at 7:51 PM on June 5 [2 favorites]


A Starman is Born Identity
posted by It's Raining Florence Henderson at 7:59 PM on June 5 [1 favorite]


Mulholland's Opus
posted by It's Raining Florence Henderson at 8:10 PM on June 5 [4 favorites]


I always wanted to make a mashup of Pink Floyd's "Young Lust" and Aerosmith's "Young Lust." And then there's the Pointer Sisters / Van Halen / Kriss Kross / House of Pain hit, "Jump, Jump, Jump, Jump Around"
posted by fedward at 8:38 PM on June 5 [1 favorite]


Can't Help Free Fallin' in Love
posted by cortex (staff) at 9:36 PM on June 5 [1 favorite]


50 Shades of Grey Lady Down
posted by clavdivs at 10:11 PM on June 5


Halt and Catch Fire Mr.Robto
posted by clavdivs at 10:15 PM on June 5


50 Greys to Leave you Lover
posted by Greg_Ace at 10:19 PM on June 5 [2 favorites]


The Thing from another World at War
posted by clavdivs at 10:19 PM on June 5


Transforcop
posted by Greg_Ace at 10:20 PM on June 5


Get Short Circuit
posted by Greg_Ace at 10:22 PM on June 5 [1 favorite]


Mary Poppins: A Year of Living Dangerously
posted by clavdivs at 10:23 PM on June 5


The Nice Dreams Guys
posted by Greg_Ace at 10:24 PM on June 5


Tank Girl with the Dragon Tattoo.
posted by clavdivs at 10:24 PM on June 5


Grizzly Adams and the Phantasimistics
posted by clavdivs at 10:28 PM on June 5


Bed knobs and Broomsticks, Colors, and Kittens, Something Wicked This Way Comes When The Shining Shine down Damnation Alley
WhenThe Bough Breaks, Birds Great Escape
Bazing Saddles
π
Remember the Titans
These are the Times of the Day of Our Lives
Up on Smoke Feel the Beat
Soledad.
posted by clavdivs at 10:52 PM on June 5


Grumpy Oldboy
posted by box at 6:06 AM on June 6


The Curse Of The Were-Rarebit
posted by Oyéah at 2:22 PM on June 6


Gran Torino The Curse of the Black Pearl Paint Job
posted by Oyéah at 2:26 PM on June 6 [1 favorite]


The Wicker Park is Mine
posted by cgc373 at 5:14 PM on June 6


The Curious Case of Private Benjamin's Buttons
posted by Oyéah at 5:26 PM on June 6


Eat Pray Love, The Wild Brunch
posted by Oyéah at 5:28 PM on June 6 [1 favorite]


Blow Up The Piano Keys to the Kingdom
posted by Oyéah at 5:32 PM on June 6


Into the Wild Hearts Can't Be Broken Arrow
posted by cgc373 at 5:34 PM on June 6


Box of Moonlighting
posted by cgc373 at 5:35 PM on June 6


Live Fast Die Young Frankenstein
posted by Oyéah at 5:35 PM on June 6 [4 favorites]


The Pentagon Papers, Rock, Scissorhands
posted by Oyéah at 5:38 PM on June 6 [4 favorites]


Up In Smaug The Fellowship of the Bling
posted by Oyéah at 5:43 PM on June 6 [1 favorite]


Hannibal, The Good Wife
posted by Oyéah at 5:47 PM on June 6


Sunday in the Park With George Costanza
posted by fedward at 5:57 PM on June 6 [5 favorites]


Kramer Vs. Jason
posted by box at 5:05 AM on June 7 [3 favorites]


Harry Potter and the Wizard of Oz.
posted by Namlit at 5:06 AM on June 7


Alien vs. Prêt-à-Porter
posted by It's Raining Florence Henderson at 8:18 AM on June 7 [5 favorites]


Hell-derly Woman Behind the Counter in a Small Frogtown
posted by DirtyOldTown at 8:21 AM on June 7 [1 favorite]


Scott Pilgrim vs. Predator
posted by box at 8:30 AM on June 7


The Brotherhood of the Backward Pants

While this is a joke about a president, it's a joke about President Skroob from Spaceballs.
posted by DirtyOldTown at 9:08 AM on June 7 [3 favorites]


Gentle Bene Gesserit
posted by It's Raining Florence Henderson at 9:27 AM on June 7 [2 favorites]


Let the Right One Inside Out
posted by It's Raining Florence Henderson at 9:29 AM on June 7 [2 favorites]


Peter and the Wolf of Wall-E
posted by klausman at 10:15 AM on June 7 [3 favorites]


Clear and Present Danger Mouse
posted by klausman at 10:16 AM on June 7 [3 favorites]


The Name Of The War Of The Roses
posted by mochapickle at 10:36 AM on June 7 [4 favorites]


Twelve Years a'Salving Private Ryan
posted by Oyéah at 12:27 PM on June 7 [1 favorite]


The Matrix are for Kids
posted by It's Raining Florence Henderson at 1:06 PM on June 7 [2 favorites]


Cruella Enchanted
posted by It's Raining Florence Henderson at 3:48 PM on June 7 [2 favorites]


Tom & Vivarium, in which writer T.S. Eliot consigns his chronically ill first wife into an unsettlingly nondescript suburban neighborhood.
posted by mochapickle at 4:20 PM on June 7 [2 favorites]


The Charge of the Gaslight Brigade, in which... well, patriarchy, most of history, etc.
posted by It's Raining Florence Henderson at 4:25 PM on June 7 [5 favorites]


Howard’s Seeking A Friend For The End Of The World, in which a wealthy widower considers leaving a beloved family home to his second wife before the earth is obliterated by an asteroid.
posted by mochapickle at 4:51 PM on June 7 [1 favorite]


Howard the Duck's End, which may involve asteroids, or possibly just a very large rotisserie (or just a close-up shot of his tailfeathers).
posted by It's Raining Florence Henderson at 5:43 PM on June 7 [4 favorites]


Howard The Mighty Duck, in which a comic book duck from an alien planet teaches Lea Thompson how to play hockey, and about halfway through, I fling myself in front of an asteroid.
posted by mochapickle at 5:49 PM on June 7 [3 favorites]


Duck, Mighty Joe Young, Duck! In which a 15-foot mountain gorilla forgets to duck while being transported below an overpass and is suddenly about a head shorter.
posted by It's Raining Florence Henderson at 6:05 PM on June 7 [2 favorites]


A Knight’s DuckTales, in which Heath Ledger tests his knightly mettle against Huey, Dewey, and Louie and vies for the love of a swimming pool brimming with gold coins. Asteroid optional.
posted by mochapickle at 6:14 PM on June 7 [2 favorites]


Ducky Number Slevin
posted by cgc373 at 7:13 PM on June 7 [2 favorites]


Howard The Barbarian
posted by philip-random at 7:21 PM on June 7 [3 favorites]


Duck Schmoop, in which an obviously ravenous, but engaging, Anthony Bourdain, attempts to charm Daisy Duck into a pot of boiling water filled with bouquet garni, insisting it is a spa treatment.
posted by Oyéah at 7:26 PM on June 7 [3 favorites]


Logan Ducky, in which Howard the Duck organizes a southern fried heist.
posted by fedward at 7:27 PM on June 7 [2 favorites]


Feathers, in which cool girl Winona Ryder embarks on an accidental murder spree and upends her high school’s status quo. Howard the Duck stars as her first victim: “Great pâté, but I'm gonna have to motor if I wanna be ready for that funeral.”
posted by mochapickle at 7:38 PM on June 7 [2 favorites]


All Ducks Go To Heavin', a nature documentary narrated by Rod Decker, that covers a toxic algae bloom, out on Utah Lake. No asteroids were harmed.
posted by Oyéah at 7:38 PM on June 7 [1 favorite]


Gremlings of the South Pacific, narrated by Benedict Cumberbatch
posted by Greg_Ace at 8:16 PM on June 7 [1 favorite]


The 'Birbs
posted by Mister Moofoo at 8:36 PM on June 7 [3 favorites]


Uncommon Mallard
posted by It's Raining Florence Henderson at 9:57 PM on June 7 [2 favorites]


Name Me By Your Call, a tender coming-of-age story about a summer romance between two young mallards.
posted by mochapickle at 10:15 PM on June 7 [7 favorites]


Mallard's Crossing
posted by Greg_Ace at 11:33 PM on June 7 [1 favorite]


Just Ducky In Pink, animated reboot of Pretty In Pink with the voices of Andie, Blane, Ducky, Iona and Steff, all performed by Jon Cryer.
posted by klausman at 12:18 AM on June 8 [2 favorites]


The VVhippoorwill
posted by Mister Moofoo at 12:40 AM on June 8 [2 favorites]


Oh wait it's ducks, isn't it, and not just birds?
Well, then,
Bufflehead the Vampire Slayer
posted by Mister Moofoo at 12:51 AM on June 8 [2 favorites]


On the Waterfowl
posted by Mister Moofoo at 12:55 AM on June 8 [5 favorites]


The Sheldraking Sky
posted by Mister Moofoo at 12:56 AM on June 8 [3 favorites]


Martha Marcy May Mallard
posted by Mister Moofoo at 12:57 AM on June 8 [2 favorites]


Last Everduckling
posted by Mister Moofoo at 12:59 AM on June 8 [2 favorites]


He Knows You're a Loon
Home a Loon
A Loon in the Dark
A Girl Walks Home a Loon at Night
The Loon Ranger
The Loonmower Man

posted by Mister Moofoo at 1:05 AM on June 8 [4 favorites]


Moonsduck
posted by Mister Moofoo at 1:07 AM on June 8 [2 favorites]


Teal of the Century
posted by Mister Moofoo at 1:14 AM on June 8 [3 favorites]


Duckleberry Finn
posted by Mister Moofoo at 1:16 AM on June 8 [1 favorite]


Ducker: The Man and His Dream
posted by Mister Moofoo at 1:18 AM on June 8 [2 favorites]


Liam Neeson demonstrates a very particular set of calls in:
Draken
posted by Mister Moofoo at 1:22 AM on June 8 [5 favorites]


The Birds, Man, of Alcatraz
posted by sylvanshine at 5:38 AM on June 8 [2 favorites]


Logan's Chicken Running Man
posted by box at 5:55 AM on June 8 [4 favorites]


Charlotte’s Webbed: When chic aspiring model Charlotte falls under a witch’s curse and transforms into a duck in modern day NYC, can her career still take flight or will she be left with only crumbs?
posted by mochapickle at 6:31 AM on June 8 [4 favorites]


Doctor Who: The Dalek Invasion of Narnia
posted by offog at 6:34 AM on June 8 [1 favorite]


The Merganser Man
posted by klausman at 6:43 AM on June 8 [2 favorites]


Dial ‘M’ for Merganser
posted by Mister Moofoo at 7:51 AM on June 8 [5 favorites]


Ed Wood Duck
posted by box at 9:02 AM on June 8 [3 favorites]


A Midsummer Night's Sex Lies and Videotape
The King and I, Robot

posted by nickmark at 9:18 AM on June 8 [1 favorite]


The Loonliness of the Long-Distance Runner.
posted by Mutant Lobsters from Riverhead at 9:44 AM on June 8 [1 favorite]


fedward - other mash-ups you might consider:
"One" Metallica/U2/Elton John/Marvin Hamlisch
"Mean Streak" AC/DC / Deep Purple / Y&T
"Baby Please Don't Go" Thin Lizzy / Big Joe Williams
posted by Mutant Lobsters from Riverhead at 9:51 AM on June 8 [1 favorite]


Bustin' Goose
posted by box at 10:19 AM on June 8 [3 favorites]


Cold Confit Farm
posted by mochapickle at 10:22 AM on June 8 [2 favorites]


Sister Act 2: Quack in the Habit
posted by Greg_Ace at 10:34 AM on June 8 [1 favorite]


Muscovy on the Hudson
posted by Greg_Ace at 10:35 AM on June 8 [1 favorite]


Paul Blart: Mallard Cop
posted by box at 10:36 AM on June 8 [2 favorites]


With Love from Russian Rillettes
posted by Namlit at 10:36 AM on June 8 [1 favorite]


Who framed Roger Quack-it?
posted by Namlit at 12:08 PM on June 8 [1 favorite]


Moscovy on the Hudson
posted by mandolin conspiracy at 12:21 PM on June 8 [1 favorite]


Dammit, sorry Greg_Ace!

Fowl play on my part.
posted by mandolin conspiracy at 12:23 PM on June 8 [1 favorite]


Honk! Or My Mom Will Shoot
posted by mochapickle at 12:30 PM on June 8 [2 favorites]


The Duck Knight returns.
posted by Namlit at 1:02 PM on June 8 [4 favorites]


Full Down Jacket
posted by Greg_Ace at 1:07 PM on June 8 [5 favorites]


The Godfeather
posted by Greg_Ace at 1:18 PM on June 8 [4 favorites]


To Kill a Quackingbird
posted by Greg_Ace at 1:18 PM on June 8 [1 favorite]


Gooseberry Lyndon
posted by Oyéah at 1:30 PM on June 8 [1 favorite]


Canvasback to the Future
posted by mandolin conspiracy at 1:33 PM on June 8 [4 favorites]


The Cygnet Files
posted by offog at 1:34 PM on June 8 [1 favorite]


A live-action frame-for-frame remake of the original GoldenEye, but with an all-Goldeneye duck cast.
posted by mandolin conspiracy at 1:35 PM on June 8 [4 favorites]


Joy Duck Club, a timeless coming of age tale, in which a young huntress receives her auntie's ceremonial duck club to ensure the continuity of their familial hunting society.
posted by Oyéah at 1:37 PM on June 8 [2 favorites]


Inducktion, a young drake is swept down a storm drain, which is a portal to a hitherto unknown reality, in which a duck's wildest dreams play out...
posted by Oyéah at 1:45 PM on June 8 [1 favorite]


Catch Me If You Canvasback
posted by box at 1:46 PM on June 8 [2 favorites]


Birder, She Wrote, a cozy series about an ornithologist who publishes mysteries under a pseudonym who always finds herself in the middle of something.
posted by fedward at 1:50 PM on June 8 [5 favorites]


Once Upon A Time In Holly Wood Duck, A documentary about the alimentary canal of the uncommon wood duck...
posted by Oyéah at 1:51 PM on June 8 [1 favorite]


Every Drake video, remade with drakes of various sorts.
posted by mandolin conspiracy at 1:51 PM on June 8


A Clockwork L’Orange, in which a fine feathered poultry chef finds his tables turned and becomes the main course.
posted by mochapickle at 1:55 PM on June 8 [6 favorites]


Chuck and Buck and Duck
posted by box at 1:55 PM on June 8 [3 favorites]


Fearing ducks were played out, the studio reimagined its next production to feature a time traveling owl instead: Doctor Hoot.
posted by fedward at 1:57 PM on June 8 [4 favorites]


A live-action frame-for-frame remake of the original GoldenEye, but with an all-Goldeneye duck cast.

"I am inwingable!!"
posted by Greg_Ace at 2:00 PM on June 8 [2 favorites]


She's Owl That
posted by Greg_Ace at 2:01 PM on June 8 [5 favorites]


A young Tom Cruise investigates the source of a mysterious hooting in Owl the Right Moves.
posted by mandolin conspiracy at 2:04 PM on June 8 [1 favorite]


Owl About My Mother
posted by mandolin conspiracy at 2:09 PM on June 8 [1 favorite]


Lock, Stock, and Two Smoking Barn Owls
posted by box at 2:10 PM on June 8 [2 favorites]


Owl The President's Hen, a light political documentary about pets in The Whitehouse
posted by Oyéah at 2:12 PM on June 8 [1 favorite]


The Falcon and the Snowy Owl and the Winter Soldier
posted by box at 2:12 PM on June 8 [2 favorites]


Predatory birds teach a family the true meaning of Christmas in Jingle Owl the Way.
posted by mandolin conspiracy at 2:14 PM on June 8 [1 favorite]


Owls, My Children, a documentary about a crazy owl lady, who lives a life of seclusion in the Bitterroot Wilderness.
posted by Oyéah at 2:17 PM on June 8 [1 favorite]


The town of Walnut Grove will never be the same after a group of hard-drinking, hard-partying birds set up shop in a farm house in Lit-Owl House on the Prairie.
posted by mandolin conspiracy at 2:20 PM on June 8 [4 favorites]


Eternal Sunshine of the Spotted Owl
posted by box at 2:28 PM on June 8 [3 favorites]


The Birdcage, with Ibis Elba, and Timothy Chowlamet. A pair of lovebirds settle into their new life in South Florida, despite snakes and alligators, which add some drama to this otherwise simple domestic tale.
posted by Oyéah at 2:30 PM on June 8


The Man From Snowy Owl River, a classic tale of an outsider seeking membership in an otherwise closed society, he competes for Jessica's hand and and wins it. By giving it to the owls, he eventually finds a home among them.
posted by Oyéah at 2:37 PM on June 8


The Manchurian Candiduck
posted by Mister Moofoo at 2:48 PM on June 8 [2 favorites]


Owl the Right Moves
posted by Mister Moofoo at 2:49 PM on June 8 [1 favorite]


The Perfect Stork
posted by Mister Moofoo at 2:51 PM on June 8 [2 favorites]


Storky Park
posted by Greg_Ace at 2:53 PM on June 8 [2 favorites]


The Taking of Pelican One Two Three
posted by Mister Moofoo at 2:53 PM on June 8 [2 favorites]


A Christmas Stork
posted by Mister Moofoo at 2:54 PM on June 8 [2 favorites]


The Man with Two Cranes
posted by Greg_Ace at 2:54 PM on June 8 [1 favorite]


The Andromeda Crane
posted by Greg_Ace at 2:54 PM on June 8 [2 favorites]


The Terning Point
posted by Mister Moofoo at 2:56 PM on June 8 [4 favorites]


Thank You for Puffin
posted by Greg_Ace at 2:57 PM on June 8 [3 favorites]


The Turkeynator
posted by Mister Moofoo at 2:58 PM on June 8


The Ten Cormorants
posted by Greg_Ace at 3:00 PM on June 8 [4 favorites]


Uncormorant Valor
posted by Greg_Ace at 3:01 PM on June 8 [2 favorites]


The Cook, the Thief, His Wife & Her Plover
posted by Greg_Ace at 3:02 PM on June 8 [3 favorites]


The Grebe Berets
posted by Greg_Ace at 3:05 PM on June 8 [4 favorites]


The Man in the High Cassowary
posted by Mister Moofoo at 3:05 PM on June 8 [2 favorites]


Rosemary's Booby
posted by fedward at 3:06 PM on June 8 [4 favorites]


Ten Things I Hate About Emu
posted by Mister Moofoo at 3:07 PM on June 8 [3 favorites]


Turkeynator 2: Thanksgiving Day
posted by Mister Moofoo at 3:08 PM on June 8 [1 favorite]


Turkeynator 3: Rise of the Mashed Potatoes
posted by Mister Moofoo at 3:09 PM on June 8


Turkeynator: Stuffation
posted by Mister Moofoo at 3:10 PM on June 8


Turkeynator: Cranberysaus
posted by Mister Moofoo at 3:12 PM on June 8


Turkeynator: Dark Meat
posted by Mister Moofoo at 3:12 PM on June 8


The Ten Cormorants

Shoot, I should have said "Cormorantments" :P
posted by Greg_Ace at 3:19 PM on June 8


I've been trying to make "Breakcor Morant" work for a few minutes but I'm not quite there.
posted by Mister Moofoo at 3:30 PM on June 8


You've Got Mallard (aka The Shop Around the Cormorant)
posted by Greg_Ace at 3:34 PM on June 8 [1 favorite]


Crimson Beak
posted by mochapickle at 3:37 PM on June 8 [1 favorite]


Master and Cormorant: The Far Side of the World
posted by Mister Moofoo at 3:38 PM on June 8 [1 favorite]


The Kookaburra, The Thief, His Wife, and Her Lover
posted by Mister Moofoo at 3:42 PM on June 8 [1 favorite]


Kingfishersman: The Secret Service
posted by Mister Moofoo at 3:44 PM on June 8


Nest In Show
posted by mochapickle at 3:45 PM on June 8 [3 favorites]


The Talonéd Mister Ripley
posted by Mister Moofoo at 3:45 PM on June 8 [3 favorites]


Yo, I was totally hunting for a Ripley one!

Btw, the thread that inspired this one was 2054 comments. We’re at 1974 right now!
posted by mochapickle at 3:48 PM on June 8


Star Trek: Voyeagle
posted by Greg_Ace at 3:49 PM on June 8 [1 favorite]


The Pinion Field
posted by Mister Moofoo at 3:50 PM on June 8


Avengers: Age of Vulturon
posted by Greg_Ace at 3:50 PM on June 8


Eagley Blonde
posted by Greg_Ace at 3:52 PM on June 8 [1 favorite]


Every Which Way But Goose
posted by Mister Moofoo at 3:52 PM on June 8 [2 favorites]


A Million Little Geeses
posted by Mister Moofoo at 3:57 PM on June 8 [1 favorite]


The Migration Agent
posted by mochapickle at 3:58 PM on June 8 [1 favorite]


Now And Hen
posted by mochapickle at 4:00 PM on June 8


A Cock To Remember
posted by mochapickle at 4:00 PM on June 8 [2 favorites]


The Empire Shrikes Back
posted by Mister Moofoo at 4:00 PM on June 8 [1 favorite]


Gone With The Wren
posted by mochapickle at 4:01 PM on June 8 [2 favorites]


Jungle wa Itsumo Hare nochi Gan
posted by offog at 4:09 PM on June 8


The M’Egg: When a submarine is trapped in the darkest depths of the Pacific, it’s up to rescue diver Jason Statham to save the imperiled crew from a giant, prehistoric, unhatched oblong orb called The M’Egg.
posted by mochapickle at 4:09 PM on June 8


The Eggsorcist
posted by Mister Moofoo at 4:18 PM on June 8 [1 favorite]


The Squid And The Quail
posted by mochapickle at 4:20 PM on June 8 [1 favorite]


We Need To Talk About Chicken
posted by Mister Moofoo at 4:20 PM on June 8 [2 favorites]


Nestwork ("I'm tired as hell, and I'm not gonna build it anymore!")
posted by Greg_Ace at 4:24 PM on June 8


Raumpatrouille Oriole
posted by offog at 4:26 PM on June 8


Good Will Bunting
posted by mochapickle at 4:27 PM on June 8 [3 favorites]


Terns of Endearment
posted by Mister Moofoo at 4:30 PM on June 8 [4 favorites]


Grouse Of Sand And Fog
posted by mochapickle at 4:40 PM on June 8 [2 favorites]


Dove, Actually
posted by valetta at 5:22 PM on June 8 [4 favorites]


The Crow
posted by box at 5:25 PM on June 8 [1 favorite]


Lyre, Lyrebird
posted by valetta at 5:30 PM on June 8


England is Mynah
posted by valetta at 5:34 PM on June 8


Charlie Wilson’s Warbler
posted by mochapickle at 5:40 PM on June 8 [2 favorites]


If These Warblers Could Talk
posted by Mister Moofoo at 5:50 PM on June 8


...All the Warbles
posted by Mister Moofoo at 5:50 PM on June 8 [1 favorite]


All The Trill Girls
posted by mochapickle at 5:52 PM on June 8


Never Jay Never Again
posted by Mister Moofoo at 5:52 PM on June 8 [2 favorites]


Parrot, je t'aime
posted by Mister Moofoo at 6:00 PM on June 8 [1 favorite]


A Winter’s Tailfeather
posted by mochapickle at 6:09 PM on June 8 [2 favorites]


Twin Beaks, Fire Roc With me...
posted by Oyéah at 6:18 PM on June 8 [2 favorites]


The Return Of The Kingfisher
posted by Oyéah at 6:21 PM on June 8


Twelve Angry Hens
posted by Oyéah at 6:21 PM on June 8 [1 favorite]


Guardians of the Ford Galaxie
posted by Oyéah at 6:29 PM on June 8


From Russia With Plovers
posted by Oyéah at 6:34 PM on June 8


Not on the birds thing, but I came up with these last night:

The Unbearable Lightness of Being Earnest
The Unbearable Lightness of Being There
A Heartbreaking Work of Unbearable Lightness
Extremely Loud and Unbearably Light
posted by Mister Moofoo at 8:06 PM on June 8


A Ptarmigan Is Born
posted by mochapickle at 8:33 PM on June 8 [2 favorites]


Air Wolf Hall
posted by clavdivs at 8:51 PM on June 8


The Andromeda Strain: Pinapple Express Pen.
posted by clavdivs at 8:56 PM on June 8 [1 favorite]


The Day The Bubble Burst Stood Stiil
posted by clavdivs at 8:59 PM on June 8


Rashomon Night Fever
posted by clavdivs at 9:08 PM on June 8 [1 favorite]


Damnation Alley McBeal
posted by clavdivs at 9:10 PM on June 8 [2 favorites]


π vs. ©
posted by clavdivs at 9:13 PM on June 8


apprentice apprentice
posted by clavdivs at 9:15 PM on June 8


Grizzly Adams Unbearable Lightness of The Raven, Crow and Eagle.
posted by clavdivs at 9:18 PM on June 8


The Joy of Painting or How I learned to love Cobalt Blue
posted by clavdivs at 9:21 PM on June 8


A Midsomer Nights Fury
posted by clavdivs at 9:24 PM on June 8


Dr. Noh
posted by clavdivs at 9:30 PM on June 8


Celsius 232.778
posted by clavdivs at 9:35 PM on June 8 [1 favorite]


No Way Out of The Russia House
posted by clavdivs at 9:38 PM on June 8


A Christmas Carol Burnett Show
posted by clavdivs at 9:43 PM on June 8 [1 favorite]


Das Love Boat
posted by clavdivs at 9:45 PM on June 8 [3 favorites]


Halloween Escape From NewYork
posted by clavdivs at 9:47 PM on June 8


Dead Ed Wood
posted by clavdivs at 9:48 PM on June 8


Larks and Recreation
posted by valetta at 10:21 PM on June 8 [3 favorites]


Inglorious Bustards
posted by valetta at 10:25 PM on June 8 [3 favorites]


Wagtail and I
posted by valetta at 10:26 PM on June 8


Dial M for The Happytime Murders
posted by cgc373 at 10:52 PM on June 8


A Murder of Counting Crows
posted by cgc373 at 10:54 PM on June 8


The Iron Maiden Giant
posted by cgc373 at 10:58 PM on June 8 [2 favorites]


The Beach Boys on the Side
posted by cgc373 at 10:59 PM on June 8


The Black Raincoats
posted by cgc373 at 11:02 PM on June 8


Vanilla Ice Pirates
posted by cgc373 at 11:08 PM on June 8 [1 favorite]


Where The Eagles Dare
posted by cgc373 at 11:10 PM on June 8 [1 favorite]


Fleetwood Mac and Me
posted by cgc373 at 11:11 PM on June 8 [1 favorite]


The Bay City Rollerball
posted by cgc373 at 11:12 PM on June 8


The Jesus and Mary Chain Rolls
posted by cgc373 at 11:14 PM on June 8 [1 favorite]


Mo' Better Blues Traveler
posted by cgc373 at 11:16 PM on June 8 [1 favorite]


Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl Jam
posted by cgc373 at 11:17 PM on June 8 [1 favorite]


Sliding The Doors
posted by cgc373 at 11:20 PM on June 8 [1 favorite]


Pointer Sisters of No Return
posted by cgc373 at 11:22 PM on June 8 [2 favorites]


Jethro Krull
posted by cgc373 at 11:23 PM on June 8 [2 favorites]


The Quick and The Grateful Dead
posted by cgc373 at 11:39 PM on June 8 [2 favorites]


Moby Grape Dick
posted by cgc373 at 11:40 PM on June 8


Kon-Tiki Air
posted by clavdivs at 12:27 AM on June 9 [1 favorite]


The Hunt for October Skies
posted by clavdivs at 12:29 AM on June 9


The Walking Tall Dead.
posted by clavdivs at 12:31 AM on June 9 [1 favorite]


2054!
posted by mochapickle at 4:12 AM on June 9


Grey Soundgardens
posted by box at 4:40 AM on June 9 [1 favorite]


Moar birbrainstorming ...
Young Shelduck
posted by valetta at 6:16 AM on June 9


And the Bond classics:
Goldfincher
Never Say Feather Again
posted by valetta at 6:17 AM on June 9 [1 favorite]


On Her Majesty's Secreat Seagull
A View to a Killdeer
posted by box at 6:56 AM on June 9 [1 favorite]


Sunday Afternoon On La Grande Jatte, With George Page, and George Seurat
posted by Oyéah at 7:16 AM on June 9


Of Summer And Up In Smoke
posted by Oyéah at 7:26 AM on June 9


Raise Your Glass Menagerie
posted by Oyéah at 7:27 AM on June 9 [1 favorite]


Bridesmaids Revisited
posted by Oyéah at 7:28 AM on June 9 [7 favorites]


North and Southland
posted by box at 8:33 AM on June 9


Herman's Head Revisited
posted by Grangousier at 9:08 AM on June 9 [1 favorite]


A Long Day's Journey into the Night of the Hunter's Moonlit 3000 Miles to Graceland
posted by philip-random at 9:58 AM on June 9


Moar birbrainstorming ...
Oh it's animals now is it.

The Lizard of Oz
posted by Namlit at 10:49 AM on June 9 [3 favorites]


My Big Fat Greek Herring
posted by Namlit at 10:49 AM on June 9 [1 favorite]


also:

Found
posted by Namlit at 10:50 AM on June 9


The Scent Of A Wombat
posted by Oyéah at 12:29 PM on June 9 [2 favorites]


Big Fish Named Wanda
posted by Oyéah at 12:33 PM on June 9


Let It Be Smee
posted by Oyéah at 12:35 PM on June 9


Medium Colossus: The Forbin Project
posted by Mister Moofoo at 12:37 PM on June 9


Deadpools Rush In
posted by Mister Moofoo at 12:37 PM on June 9 [1 favorite]


Last of the Summer Winter Soldier
posted by Mister Moofoo at 12:38 PM on June 9 [1 favorite]


Beyond The Sea Bass
posted by Oyéah at 12:38 PM on June 9


Operation Dumbo Drop Dead Freddy Got Fingered
posted by Mister Moofoo at 12:40 PM on June 9


Save the Last Dance with the Wolf of Wall Street
posted by box at 12:44 PM on June 9 [1 favorite]


Summer Fling Wicked, This Way Comes
posted by Oyéah at 12:46 PM on June 9 [1 favorite]


Shōpun
posted by Oyéah at 12:49 PM on June 9 [2 favorites]


Children Shouldn't Play With Dead Things To Do In Denver When You're Dead Sea Diving Resort
posted by Mister Moofoo at 12:50 PM on June 9 [1 favorite]


Pennies from Heaven can Wait
posted by clavdivs at 6:22 PM on June 9 [1 favorite]


The Searchers on The Road to Perdition.
posted by clavdivs at 6:24 PM on June 9


Take The Money and Run, Sucka
posted by clavdivs at 6:25 PM on June 9


I'm Gonna Git 10 Things I Hate About You, Sucka
posted by box at 7:40 AM on June 10 [3 favorites]


Chances Are I'm Gonna Git 10 Things I Hate About Me and You and Everyone We Know, Sucka
posted by cgc373 at 12:19 PM on June 10 [2 favorites]


10 Things I Hate About Six Degrees of Separation
posted by Mister Moofoo at 1:43 PM on June 10


10 Things I Hate About Seven Brides for Seven Brothers
posted by Mister Moofoo at 1:45 PM on June 10


10 Things I Hate About 8 Mile
posted by Mister Moofoo at 1:46 PM on June 10


10 Things I Hate About Ocean's Eleven
posted by Mister Moofoo at 1:49 PM on June 10


The Big Easy Rider
posted by Oyéah at 2:20 PM on June 10


Fail Safe The Hate You Give
posted by clavdivs at 2:23 PM on June 10


6 Degrees of Separation of The Wrong Box
posted by clavdivs at 2:25 PM on June 10


The Big Lebowski Rides Again
posted by clavdivs at 2:27 PM on June 10


The Illinois Enema Time Bandit
posted by Oyéah at 2:27 PM on June 10


The Gates Of Edam
posted by Oyéah at 2:28 PM on June 10 [1 favorite]


Three Amigos and a Baby
posted by box at 2:36 PM on June 10 [3 favorites]


Seven Psychopaths I Hate About You
posted by Mister Moofoo at 3:59 PM on June 10


Tears of the Sunshine Cleaning Service
posted by Mister Moofoo at 4:01 PM on June 10


On Bill and Ted's Excellent Secret Service
posted by clavdivs at 4:18 PM on June 10 [3 favorites]


Mr. Magoo Enters the Dragon
posted by clavdivs at 4:19 PM on June 10 [1 favorite]


Ancient Alienists
posted by clavdivs at 4:21 PM on June 10


The Thelma and Lou Gehrig Story
posted by box at 5:25 PM on June 10 [1 favorite]


Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid A
posted by cgc373 at 5:30 PM on June 10 [1 favorite]


I'm OK – You're OK Computer
posted by cgc373 at 5:31 PM on June 10 [3 favorites]


Ripper Streetcar Named Desire
posted by clavdivs at 5:37 PM on June 10


Dr. Who or How I Loved Keeping Up Appearances.
posted by clavdivs at 5:40 PM on June 10


Clueless Than Zero
posted by box at 5:57 PM on June 10 [1 favorite]


Citizen Kane and Abel.
posted by clavdivs at 7:53 PM on June 10 [1 favorite]


Even Cowgirls Get the Blues Brothers
posted by box at 5:16 AM on June 11 [1 favorite]


Pablo, Honey...I Shrunk the Kid A
posted by klausman at 1:26 PM on June 11 [1 favorite]


Seeking a Friend for The Bends of the World
posted by cgc373 at 3:19 PM on June 11


Miss Congeniality Bites
posted by box at 5:12 PM on June 11 [1 favorite]


Better Off Edward Scissorhands
posted by cgc373 at 5:59 PM on June 11 [1 favorite]


Honey, I shrunk the Kids Masque of The Red Death
posted by clavdivs at 9:48 PM on June 11 [1 favorite]


"Honey, I shrunk the Kids Masque of The Red Death"

"Never mind sweetheart, they can play with my Doctor Who: Masque of Mandrago instead."
posted by valetta at 11:21 PM on June 11 [1 favorite]


8½ Mile
posted by box at 5:34 AM on June 12 [1 favorite]


Dr. Strangeback to the Future.
posted by Namlit at 12:16 PM on June 12


That Thing You Do the Right Thing
posted by box at 1:30 PM on June 12 [1 favorite]


Escape from Autumn in New York, starring Kurt Russell and Winona Ryder.
posted by Mutant Lobsters from Riverhead at 2:30 PM on June 12 [1 favorite]


Psycho Brother, Where Art Thou?
posted by sylvanshine at 2:54 PM on June 12 [1 favorite]


Ferris Bueller's Training Day Off
posted by box at 3:11 PM on June 12


Hot It Ends Three Weeks Later
posted by Greg_Ace at 2:25 PM on June 13


Zero Dark Thirteen Going on Thirty
posted by box at 3:11 PM on June 13 [2 favorites]


One Fine Day After Tomorrow
posted by cgc373 at 3:16 PM on June 13 [1 favorite]


Two of a Kind of Magic
posted by cgc373 at 3:17 PM on June 13 [1 favorite]


Three O'Clock High Plains Drifter
posted by cgc373 at 3:17 PM on June 13 [1 favorite]


Four Rooms with a View
posted by cgc373 at 3:22 PM on June 13


Five Nights at Freddy's Dead: The Final Nightmare
posted by cgc373 at 3:28 PM on June 13


The Sixth Sense8
posted by cgc373 at 3:29 PM on June 13


Seven Brides for Seven Brothers in Arms
posted by cgc373 at 3:29 PM on June 13


Hot It Ends Three Weeks Later

HoW! Dammit!!
posted by Greg_Ace at 3:40 PM on June 13


And then y'all had to go and spoil my perfect dernier mot anyway...
posted by Greg_Ace at 3:42 PM on June 13


The World Is Not Eight is Enough
posted by box at 3:56 PM on June 13


The Masque of the Red Dawn
posted by mandolin conspiracy at 5:22 PM on June 13


Nine Princes in Amber Waves of Grain
posted by cgc373 at 5:23 PM on June 13 [1 favorite]


Arnold Schwarzenegger and Sidney Poitier star in: In the Red Heat of the Night.
posted by mandolin conspiracy at 5:25 PM on June 13


Bo Derek and Dudley Moore star in: 10 Things I Hate About You.
posted by cgc373 at 5:45 PM on June 13 [2 favorites]


Home For The Holidays, The Right Stuffing
posted by Oyéah at 5:48 PM on June 13 [2 favorites]


Butterfield 8 Miles High.
posted by jamjam at 6:24 PM on June 13 [2 favorites]


Special commendation to cgc373 for their clever series of 1 - 10 titles.
posted by valetta at 12:34 AM on June 14


The whole bunch of us probably deserve a special label of some kind. It might not be a flattering label to be honest.
posted by cgc373 at 1:16 AM on June 14


Ocean's Election
posted by box at 6:13 AM on June 14


The whole bunch of us probably deserve a special label of some kind.

"Committed" (in both senses)?
posted by Greg_Ace at 8:30 AM on June 14


Twelve Angry Men and a Baby
posted by box at 10:48 AM on June 14 [4 favorites]


I'm already looking forward to the day five years from now when a new MetaTalk post is made commemorating this one, and we get to start all over again...
posted by Greg_Ace at 11:05 AM on June 14 [3 favorites]


His Girl Friday the 13th
posted by box at 11:32 AM on June 14 [3 favorites]


Eminem's midlife crisis leads him to pivot to a career as an Elvis impersonator, and he gets caught up in a gonzo robbery scheme in: 3,000 8 Miles to Graceland
posted by mandolin conspiracy at 11:41 AM on June 14


The whole bunch of us probably deserve a special label of some kind. It might not be a flattering label to be honest.

Perhaps a commemorative plaque?

"No highly esteemed deed is commemorated here."
posted by mandolin conspiracy at 11:44 AM on June 14 [1 favorite]


"Nothing valued is Here Comes the Boom."
posted by box at 12:10 PM on June 14 [1 favorite]


"What is here was The Year of Living Dangerously and repulsive to us."
posted by box at 12:13 PM on June 14 [1 favorite]


"This is not a place of Prizzi's Honor."
posted by mandolin conspiracy at 12:28 PM on June 14 [1 favorite]


Sir, this is a Wendy's.
posted by fedward at 1:06 PM on June 14 [1 favorite]


The Last Of The Mojitos
posted by Oyéah at 1:10 PM on June 14


Peter Pan's Labyrinth
posted by Oyéah at 1:16 PM on June 14


Barefoot In Gorky Park
posted by Oyéah at 1:17 PM on June 14 [1 favorite]


The Thing And I
posted by Oyéah at 1:25 PM on June 14 [1 favorite]


The Carp Is A Lonely Hunter
posted by Oyéah at 1:28 PM on June 14


All Gave Some Kind of Wonderful, Some Gave All About Eve
posted by DirtyOldTown at 1:59 PM on June 14 [4 favorites]


Home for the Hellboys
posted by DirtyOldTown at 2:01 PM on June 14 [1 favorite]


CuJo-Jo Dancer, Your Life as a Dog is Calling
posted by mandolin conspiracy at 2:22 PM on June 14 [2 favorites]


Catch Me If You Clambake
posted by DirtyOldTown at 2:39 PM on June 14


Deep Blue Sea of Love, Death, and Robots
posted by box at 2:40 PM on June 14


Nightmare Damnation Alley
posted by mandolin conspiracy at 2:43 PM on June 14


The Fresh Prince of Belle du Jour
posted by DirtyOldTown at 2:47 PM on June 14 [1 favorite]


The Fresh Prince of Con Air
posted by mandolin conspiracy at 2:51 PM on June 14 [3 favorites]


God's Not Dead Like Me
posted by DirtyOldTown at 2:53 PM on June 14


All My Rowdy Friends Are Coming Over to Kill a Mockingbird
posted by DirtyOldTown at 2:59 PM on June 14


Evil Dead Like Me: The Musical
posted by mandolin conspiracy at 3:00 PM on June 14


You're the Reason our Kids Are Coyote Ugly
posted by DirtyOldTown at 3:01 PM on June 14


She Got the Goldmine and I Got the Shaft Goes to Africa
posted by DirtyOldTown at 3:03 PM on June 14 [2 favorites]


My Uncle Used to Love Me But She Dies Tomorrow
posted by DirtyOldTown at 3:05 PM on June 14


Get Your Biscuits in the Oven and Your Buns in the Bedtime for Bonzo
posted by box at 3:08 PM on June 14 [1 favorite]


It Wasn't God Who Put Honky Tonk Angels in the Outfield
posted by DirtyOldTown at 3:23 PM on June 14


Karate Kid Galahad.
posted by clavdivs at 3:26 PM on June 14


All My Exes Live in a Texas Chainsaw Massacre
posted by DirtyOldTown at 3:29 PM on June 14


The Last Emperors New Groove
posted by clavdivs at 3:30 PM on June 14


Papa's Got a Brand New Batman and Robin
posted by DirtyOldTown at 3:31 PM on June 14


Girls Just Wanna Have Funky President
posted by DirtyOldTown at 3:32 PM on June 14


Man! I Feel Like the Most Hated Woman in America!
posted by box at 3:32 PM on June 14 [1 favorite]


Boogie Chillen of Men
Boogie Chillen of a Lesser God
posted by DirtyOldTown at 3:33 PM on June 14


Blond Ice Station Zebra
posted by clavdivs at 3:35 PM on June 14


Where the "G" Thangs Are
posted by DirtyOldTown at 3:37 PM on June 14 [2 favorites]


The World is Not Funky Enough
posted by box at 3:39 PM on June 14 [2 favorites]


Night of the Livin' Like Hustlers
posted by box at 3:40 PM on June 14


Act a Henry Fool
posted by box at 3:41 PM on June 14


Conjuring The Cask of Amontillado Ring.
posted by clavdivs at 3:41 PM on June 14


Monty 'Misdemeanor' Python's "The Rain (Supa Dupa Flying Circus)"
posted by DirtyOldTown at 3:42 PM on June 14 [1 favorite]


Get at Me Dogma
posted by box at 3:46 PM on June 14


Ambitionz az a Ghost Rider
posted by box at 3:47 PM on June 14


When the Levee's Breakin'
posted by DirtyOldTown at 3:50 PM on June 14 [1 favorite]


Field of C.R.E.A.M.
posted by box at 3:53 PM on June 14


Dim Lights, Thick Smoke, Extremely Loud and Incredibly Close
posted by mandolin conspiracy at 6:59 PM on June 14


Leaving Los Vegas Viva Knievel
posted by clavdivs at 10:06 PM on June 14


CloverField of Dreams
posted by clavdivs at 10:10 PM on June 14 [2 favorites]


Simon-King of the Witches of Eastwick and The Calipso Apple Dumpling Gang Straight out of Brooklyn
posted by clavdivs at 10:20 PM on June 14 [1 favorite]


Bugsy Home Malone
posted by valetta at 12:41 AM on June 15 [1 favorite]


The Happy Prince of Thieves
posted by valetta at 12:43 AM on June 15


Veronica Mars Reconnaissance Orbiter
posted by offog at 3:22 AM on June 15 [1 favorite]


Black Venus in Furs
posted by box at 4:58 AM on June 15


Battlefield Earth Girls Are Easy
posted by box at 6:11 AM on June 15 [2 favorites]


Name That Neptune
posted by box at 7:43 AM on June 15 [1 favorite]


One Song to the Tune of Another World
posted by offog at 8:10 AM on June 15 [1 favorite]


Four Weddings and a General Hospital
posted by box at 8:16 AM on June 15 [1 favorite]


The Hateful 8½
posted by Grangousier at 10:28 AM on June 15 [2 favorites]


La Dolce Vita and Virginia
posted by Grangousier at 10:31 AM on June 15 [1 favorite]


Ginger and Drop Dead Fred

Old school boring old title mashups, sorry.
posted by Grangousier at 10:34 AM on June 15 [3 favorites]


Forbidden Planet of the Daleks

Groundhog Day of the Daleks

Alien: Resurrection of the Daleks

Neon Genesis of the Daleks Evangelion.


posted by Grangousier at 10:37 AM on June 15 [2 favorites]


Remembrance of the Daleks of Things Past
posted by Grangousier at 10:38 AM on June 15 [1 favorite]


Harry Potter, and the philosopher‘s stoned again.
posted by Namlit at 10:39 AM on June 15 [1 favorite]


Pyramids of Veronica Mars
posted by Grangousier at 10:39 AM on June 15 [2 favorites]


Fried Green Tomb Raider
posted by box at 10:45 AM on June 15 [4 favorites]


Once Upon a Time... and the Rani
posted by Grangousier at 10:46 AM on June 15 [1 favorite]


Black Panther: Wakanda Forever After: A Cinderella Story
posted by box at 10:52 AM on June 15 [1 favorite]


Million Dollar Baby Driver
posted by box at 12:33 PM on June 15 [1 favorite]


Bad Day at Black Rock and Roll High School
posted by jamjam at 5:38 PM on June 15 [2 favorites]


Leaving Las Vegas Up In Smoke
posted by Oyéah at 8:42 PM on June 15 [2 favorites]


Alien, Breakfast Epiphanies
posted by Oyéah at 8:47 PM on June 15


School of Rock n' Roll High School
posted by mandolin conspiracy at 12:04 AM on June 16


The Hunchback of Casa-Blanca
posted by Namlit at 6:55 AM on June 16 [2 favorites]


Nausicaa of the Valley of the Dolls
posted by box at 3:19 PM on June 16 [1 favorite]


Won't You Be My Neighbor Totoro?
posted by box at 3:21 PM on June 16 [1 favorite]


Spirited Away From Her
posted by cgc373 at 3:41 PM on June 16 [2 favorites]


Porky's Rosso
posted by cgc373 at 3:43 PM on June 16 [2 favorites]


Guess Who's Coming to Dinner with Schmucks
posted by box at 4:23 AM on June 17


box, I just want you to know I've been laughing for two days now over Fried Green Tomb Raider. It's exquisite.
posted by mochapickle at 6:34 AM on June 17 [2 favorites]


Wesley Snipes, Glenn Ford, and Sterling Hayden in The Asphalt Blackboard Jungle Fever .
posted by Mutant Lobsters from Riverhead at 3:15 PM on June 17 [1 favorite]


Pride and Prejudice and Love and Friendship and Sense and Sensibility and Pride
posted by valetta at 8:28 PM on June 17 [1 favorite]


The princess pride and prejudice?
posted by Namlit at 2:20 AM on June 18 [1 favorite]


Pride and Predator?
posted by box at 6:15 AM on June 18 [5 favorites]


The holy meaning of Brian
posted by Namlit at 6:36 AM on June 18 [1 favorite]


Jurassic Night Fever
posted by Namlit at 6:37 AM on June 18


The WALL-E of fears
posted by Namlit at 6:41 AM on June 18


At what point do we spin this thread off as sub-site?
posted by philip-random at 7:00 AM on June 18


I guess at
Spinnerman and the Point of No Return
posted by Namlit at 7:07 AM on June 18 [1 favorite]


Avatagnarok
posted by Namlit at 7:10 AM on June 18 [2 favorites]


It's a Mad Mad Mad Mad Cool Jurassic Spice Ghost World War Z
posted by box at 8:30 AM on June 18


fedward-style: The extended "Twilight Zone" mashup of Iron Maiden/Golden Earring/Rush/Manhattan Transfer/John Cale
posted by Mutant Lobsters from Riverhead at 9:34 AM on June 18 [1 favorite]


You mean Mash-Up! ?
posted by Namlit at 12:21 PM on June 18


That opening sequence where the old man remembers the horrors of that Korean field hospital... chills, man.
posted by box at 12:38 PM on June 18 [1 favorite]


ITYM "M*A*S*H-Up!"
/pedant
posted by Greg_Ace at 1:15 PM on June 18


M*A*S*H-7-Up, thank you very much.
posted by fedward at 1:44 PM on June 18 [1 favorite]


7-Up Up Up In The Air
posted by mochapickle at 2:10 PM on June 18


yeah whatevs now I'm only thinking of seven-eleven-at-the-corner anymore.
posted by Namlit at 2:32 PM on June 18


Up the Academy in the Air
posted by Mutant Lobsters from Riverhead at 2:46 PM on June 18


Pride and Predator?

I mean, 80s sci-fi horror thing containing a professional wrestler and a professional bodybuilder who parlayed acting and/or professional wrestling notoriety to become governors of not one, but two of those United States, leads us to...

Pumping Iron Man
posted by mandolin conspiracy at 5:12 PM on June 18 [1 favorite]


Man, you can stick Iron in front of any of the -mans can't you? Iron Ant-Man, Iron Superman, Iron Batman, Iron Spider-Man. They're like Iron Pokemon, gotta catch 'em all.
posted by cgc373 at 6:44 PM on June 18 [1 favorite]


A Serious Iron Man
posted by fedward at 10:05 PM on June 18 [1 favorite]


The Iron Lady in Red
posted by valetta at 11:18 PM on June 18 [1 favorite]


No Country for 12 Angry Old Iron Men
posted by valetta at 12:18 AM on June 19


Mean Iron Girls
posted by valetta at 12:19 AM on June 19


Ironfellas
posted by valetta at 12:20 AM on June 19


The Iron King
posted by valetta at 12:20 AM on June 19


Children of Iron Men
posted by valetta at 12:21 AM on June 19


Saving Private Iron
posted by valetta at 12:21 AM on June 19 [3 favorites]


X-Ironic Men
posted by Namlit at 1:36 AM on June 19 [1 favorite]


Pumping Iron Eagle
posted by box at 6:00 AM on June 19 [1 favorite]


Me, Myself And Iron
posted by mochapickle at 8:06 AM on June 19 [3 favorites]


Tetsuo Iron Iron Man
posted by cortex (staff) at 8:18 AM on June 19


Iron Mansfield Park - the social comedy of the Austens and the Starks co-owning a major league footy stadium.
(Or Barefoot in the Iron Mansfield Park, which is that plus young Robert Redford and Jane Fonda)
----
There is a Light that Never Goes Out Over at the Frankenstein Place - the screen tests of young Steven Morrissey as Dr, Frank N Furter.
posted by Mutant Lobsters from Riverhead at 8:37 AM on June 19


Battle Beyond the Stars Valley of the Dolls - Roger Corman and Russ Meyer co-write and co-direct an episode of Gilmore Girls.
posted by Mutant Lobsters from Riverhead at 8:40 AM on June 19


I think you meant Stars Hollow Man where Kevin Bacon Sixth Senses his way through an episode of Gilmore Girls directed by Paul Verhoeven.
posted by cgc373 at 9:59 AM on June 19 [3 favorites]


Bless the Beasts and Children of the Corn

posted by clavdivs at 8:10 PM on June 19


Beast Masters of the Universe
posted by clavdivs at 8:13 PM on June 19


Werner Hertzog Presents
posted by clavdivs at 8:16 PM on June 19


In the Heat of the Night Gallery
posted by clavdivs at 8:17 PM on June 19 [1 favorite]


Grizzly Iron Man
posted by cortex (staff) at 10:01 PM on June 19


Eight Iron Men Out
posted by Mister Moofoo at 5:14 PM on June 20


Who’s Harry Crumb? and the Chamber of Secrets
posted by Mister Moofoo at 5:17 PM on June 20


Volare and Bolero
posted by clavdivs at 8:22 PM on June 20


John and Beverly Hillbillies
posted by clavdivs at 8:24 PM on June 20


Where the Green Ants Dream of Jeannie
posted by mandolin conspiracy at 4:28 PM on June 21


Where the Red Dawn Grows
posted by box at 5:27 PM on June 21 [1 favorite]


24-Hour Happy People: A Year in the Taiga
posted by mandolin conspiracy at 5:28 PM on June 21 [1 favorite]


Sinbad and the Eye in the Taiga
posted by Greg_Ace at 5:46 PM on June 21 [2 favorites]


Breaking Sinbad
posted by Namlit at 3:35 AM on June 22 [3 favorites]


Better Call Paul Blart: Mall Cop
posted by box at 4:54 AM on June 22


fedward, Greg_Ace - the spirit of the staircase hit me with the rejoinder I should have used:
"No, a M*A*S*H-up would be Suicide Solution is Painless, by Osbourne and Mandel."
posted by Mutant Lobsters from Riverhead at 1:48 PM on June 22 [2 favorites]


Paul Blart is Dead: Chopping Mall Cop
posted by Mutant Lobsters from Riverhead at 1:49 PM on June 22 [1 favorite]


The wackiest telegram for Hollywood.^

Dog Day Afternoon Delight
posted by clavdivs at 10:03 PM on June 22 [3 favorites]


I am extremely delighted to check in from vacation and find that you delightful folks are still at it.
posted by DirtyOldTown at 10:30 PM on June 22


I Saw Delight Shine
posted by valetta at 2:50 AM on June 23 [1 favorite]


Wag the Dog Day Afternoon
posted by box at 5:01 AM on June 23 [3 favorites]


Death Becomes Herbie the Love Bug
posted by cortex (staff) at 7:38 AM on June 23 [5 favorites]


Edward, the Scissorhands of Fate
posted by box at 8:30 AM on June 23 [3 favorites]


Homicide: Life on the Accidentally Kelly Street
posted by cortex (staff) at 8:52 AM on June 23


Seeking a Friend for the End of All the Money in the World
posted by fedward at 9:00 AM on June 23 [1 favorite]


Sleater-Letterkenny
posted by cortex (staff) at 9:46 AM on June 23 [1 favorite]


Lost in trans-side out
posted by Namlit at 11:09 AM on June 23


Death Becomes Herbie the Love Bug

Totally appropriate!
posted by Greg_Ace at 11:15 AM on June 23


Wild Van Wilder West
posted by cortex (staff) at 11:57 AM on June 23


National Lampoon's Final Destination
posted by box at 12:02 PM on June 23 [1 favorite]


A Muppet Cremaster Cycle
posted by cortex (staff) at 12:04 PM on June 23


The Apple Dumpling Gangs of New York
posted by box at 2:40 PM on June 23 [3 favorites]


A Fistful Of Dollars And The Real Girl
posted by mochapickle at 2:44 PM on June 23 [2 favorites]


The Good Son, the Bad Teacher, and the Ugly American
posted by box at 2:49 PM on June 23 [1 favorite]


Non, Je ne regrette Alien
posted by cortex (staff) at 3:15 PM on June 23 [4 favorites]


Groundhog Night Fever
posted by Namlit at 3:28 PM on June 23


La Jetéenwolf
posted by cortex (staff) at 3:29 PM on June 23 [1 favorite]


Forrest Gatsby II
posted by Namlit at 3:30 PM on June 23


Mon Oncle Buck
posted by box at 3:33 PM on June 23


The Canterbury Ducktales
posted by cortex (staff) at 3:50 PM on June 23 [4 favorites]


The Old Man and The Sea Inside
posted by Oyéah at 4:18 PM on June 23


Belle de Journey Of Natty Gann, in which a young girl treks across Depression-era America in search of her mother, a stylish housewife who through part-time employment is exploring the sins and indiscretions of the bourgeoisie.
posted by mochapickle at 4:37 PM on June 23


Holiday of the Locust Triffids Duel in the Sun - the Olsen sisters are transported back to a Wild West town under attack by bandits, plants, and insects.
posted by Mutant Lobsters from Riverhead at 4:39 PM on June 23


THE END

coming soon:
Guadalcanal Diary of a Madman.

Starring: Vincent Price. Ann Margaret. Ernest Borgnaine and Audie Murphy as Himself.
posted by clavdivs at 8:56 PM on June 23 [1 favorite]


Another 24 Hours Left
Double Indemnity Klaus

posted by clavdivs at 9:22 PM on June 23


Tommy, Myself, and Irene
posted by cortex (staff) at 9:27 PM on June 23 [1 favorite]


The Rocky Horror Pitch Perfect Show
posted by cortex (staff) at 10:00 PM on June 23 [1 favorite]


My Left Footloose
posted by mochapickle at 10:07 PM on June 23 [4 favorites]


Eragon In 60 Seconds
posted by mochapickle at 10:10 PM on June 23 [2 favorites]


Breaking Wind in the Willows
posted by Namlit at 12:38 AM on June 24 [2 favorites]


What About Bob Roberts?
posted by cgc373 at 1:40 AM on June 24 [2 favorites]


Little Miss Sunset Boulevard
posted by mochapickle at 2:05 AM on June 24 [2 favorites]


The Postman Always Rings Two and a Half Men
posted by box at 4:35 AM on June 24 [1 favorite]


I’m shocked this hasn’t been done yet: Paul Blart: Robocop.
posted by fedward at 6:41 AM on June 24 [2 favorites]


How I Metafilter Your Mother
posted by Grangousier at 6:48 AM on June 24 [3 favorites]


Ill Metafilter By Moonlight
posted by Grangousier at 6:48 AM on June 24 [2 favorites]


Robocop Rock
posted by fedward at 7:03 AM on June 24 [1 favorite]


End of Days of Our Lives
posted by cortex (staff) at 7:08 AM on June 24 [2 favorites]


Kindergarten Robocop and a Half
posted by box at 7:11 AM on June 24 [2 favorites]


Whatever Happened to Baby Geniuses
posted by cortex (staff) at 7:13 AM on June 24 [2 favorites]


Pretty Boss Baby
posted by box at 7:15 AM on June 24 [1 favorite]


Until the End of the World's End