Lèse-majesté January 2, 2023 1:13 AM Subscribe
Mortals should think mortal and not immortal thoughts.I feel I must point out a serious discrepancy among the membership demographics
Epicharmus of Syracuse
Simply put, we are overloaded with divinities and royals and have too many cooks to spoil the less than enough porridge with a severe deficiency of the salt of the earth.
Among the divinities and divine we have
Goddess, arabiangoddess28, Corpsegoddess, fontgoddess, goddess_eris,
GoddessLila, goddessmoon, handyGoddess, jessicagoddess02, keitai_goddess, Modgoddess, mondegreengoddess, PlantGoddess, The Almighty Mommy Goddess, TricksterGoddess, TriparteGoddess, web-goddess, Jesus Fucking Christ, archangel, arkangel9, arkhangel, arkhangelskchange, angel, Accidental Angel, Angel de Lune, angel hic, Angel of Khaos, Angel_22,.Angel_Dust16, angel02, angel29, AngelCujo, angeldog, angeleyes, angeleyeza, angelheld, angelmoon92, angelmouse3003, angelo1036, AngelOfDeath, angelplasma, angels in the architecture, Angelswishlist, Angel-tealover, angelusnovus, Angelwings32, AngelWuff, Angflowr, angsolom, anjeluve69, AvengingAngel, battle_angel, blessedangelnson, burning_angel, cobain_angel, crantangelo, dancing_angel, destroying_angel, DevilsAngel, dirtynumbangelboy and
Among the imperials, royals and lesser nobility we have
caveat empress, EmpressCallipygos, Serene Empress Dork, King, King Bee, king dingaling, king kenny, king of his desert island, king of t-shirts, King Sky Prawn, king walnut, King, in the hall of the mountain, King_Wang, king247, kingb, kingbenny, KingBoogly, kingbuzzie, KingCake, kingcatdaddy, kingdavid, kingdead, kingding, KingEdRa, kingfelix, kingfish, kingfisher, his musclebound cat, KingFisher9, kingFresh, kingharvest, KingJames, kingmissile, kingmoog, kingofcats, kingofhappy, KingoftheWhales, kingoftonga86, kingoftown, kingOzymanndias, kingpixel, KingSoda, kingspacelaser, kingtaj, kingthumb, KingZilch, kingzog, knockoutking, littlekingtrashmouth, LizardKing, theKing, The Baffled King, the phlegmatic king, TheFlamingoKing, theKing, Nat "King" Cole Porter Wagoner, potsmokinghippieoverlord, rainking, RajahKing, salmonking, ToasterKing, Tyrant King Porn Dragon, uberKing, Waffle_King, YankeeKing, CAPsize_QueeN, copyqueen108, dropkick queen, easter queen, EldarQueen, FilterQueen, gujuqueen, HoseQueen, kate_queen, LeafQueen, lintqueen, lizardqueen, mary queen of socks, munchqueen, Otaqueen, queen anne's remorse, Queen of Robots, Queen of Spreadable Fats, Queen Sabium, queen zixi, queen_mob, queenba, queendeedee, queenfisher, queenfrostine, QueenHawkeye, queenkelly, queenofbithynia, queenofthegeeks, queenofthenight, QueenPride, queenrelan, queens86, queensb, queensissy, queentut, Queeny, rhythm_queen, The Sprout Queen, thelizardqueen, vintagequeen, warriorqueen, AmericanDuchess, dcduchess, Duchess Sock McPuppeterson, DuchessProzac, heathenduchess, QoDuchess, BigDuke6, BlueDuke, Duke Cookie, dasduke, Duke Marz, Duke of Prunes, Duke999R, Dukebloo, DukeDrake, dukejansen, dukejohnson, DukeMD, dukeofhurl, dukes909, hayduke, kadukeco, NoahTheDuke, taoduke, The Grand Old Duke of York, TheDukeOfChalfont, TheDukeofLancaster, AaronTheBaron, Baron Humbert von Gikkingen, Baron Kriminel, Baron von Noodlehausen Jr, BaronEarth, baronessa, baronette, BaronExogenesis, baronhesiod, baronjpetor, BaronValise, Baron Frjtz Von Sockpuppet, Hugobaron, ksbaroness, lumberbaron, NotTheRedBaron, razzbaronz, Red Baron, TheBeerBaron, countess duckula, Countess Elena,
Whereas among the plebes and worse, we have
citizen, amodelcitizen, Citizen Cane Juice, Citizen Premier, Citizen Zed, citizenchim, CitizenD, citizenface, citizenk, citizenkafka, citizenkane, citizenn, citizeno, citizenoftheworld, citizensoldier, gelatinouscitizen, good citizen, modal_citizen, Unproductivecitizen, Comrade Doll, Comrade_robot, comradechu, ComradeGarrett, comraderaoul, comradestu, dotComrade, redarmycomrade, Serf, modernserf, serf4luv, serflood, turducken, turdudlo, culturalworker local 732, UKfreelanceworker, worker_bee, worker_robot, workerant, workerunit, Turd Ferguson, Turd Furguson and TurdBlossom
to bottom it out.
tldr: too many executives not enough underlings may mean who's going to plow, till, plant, harvest and glean the fields while the goddesses -- for it being MetaFilter, we have no gods among the membership -- royals and lesser nobility play? Who then is ethereally going to shoe our pretty little feet, hmm?