Lèse-majesté January 2, 2023 1:13 AM   Subscribe

Mortals should think mortal and not immortal thoughts.

Epicharmus of Syracuse
I feel I must point out a serious discrepancy among the membership demographics

Simply put, we are overloaded with divinities and royals and have too many cooks to spoil the less than enough porridge with a severe deficiency of the salt of the earth.

Among the divinities and divine we have

Goddess, arabiangoddess28, Corpsegoddess, fontgoddess, goddess_eris,
GoddessLila, goddessmoon, handyGoddess, jessicagoddess02, keitai_goddess, Modgoddess, mondegreengoddess, PlantGoddess, The Almighty Mommy Goddess, TricksterGoddess, TriparteGoddess, web-goddess, Jesus Fucking Christ, archangel, arkangel9, arkhangel, arkhangelskchange, angel, Accidental Angel, Angel de Lune, angel hic, Angel of Khaos, Angel_22,.Angel_Dust16, angel02, angel29, AngelCujo, angeldog, angeleyes, angeleyeza, angelheld, angelmoon92, angelmouse3003, angelo1036, AngelOfDeath, angelplasma, angels in the architecture, Angelswishlist, Angel-tealover, angelusnovus, Angelwings32, AngelWuff, Angflowr, angsolom, anjeluve69, AvengingAngel, battle_angel, blessedangelnson, burning_angel, cobain_angel, crantangelo, dancing_angel, destroying_angel, DevilsAngel, dirtynumbangelboy and
distortedangel

Among the imperials, royals and lesser nobility we have

caveat empress, EmpressCallipygos, Serene Empress Dork, King, King Bee, king dingaling, king kenny, king of his desert island, king of t-shirts, King Sky Prawn, king walnut, King, in the hall of the mountain, King_Wang, king247, kingb, kingbenny, KingBoogly, kingbuzzie, KingCake, kingcatdaddy, kingdavid, kingdead, kingding, KingEdRa, kingfelix, kingfish, kingfisher, his musclebound cat, KingFisher9, kingFresh, kingharvest, KingJames, kingmissile, kingmoog, kingofcats, kingofhappy, KingoftheWhales, kingoftonga86, kingoftown, kingOzymanndias, kingpixel, KingSoda, kingspacelaser, kingtaj, kingthumb, KingZilch, kingzog, knockoutking, littlekingtrashmouth, LizardKing, theKing, The Baffled King, the phlegmatic king, TheFlamingoKing, theKing, Nat "King" Cole Porter Wagoner, potsmokinghippieoverlord, rainking, RajahKing, salmonking, ToasterKing, Tyrant King Porn Dragon, uberKing, Waffle_King, YankeeKing, CAPsize_QueeN, copyqueen108, dropkick queen, easter queen, EldarQueen, FilterQueen, gujuqueen, HoseQueen, kate_queen, LeafQueen, lintqueen, lizardqueen, mary queen of socks, munchqueen, Otaqueen, queen anne's remorse, Queen of Robots, Queen of Spreadable Fats, Queen Sabium, queen zixi, queen_mob, queenba, queendeedee, queenfisher, queenfrostine, QueenHawkeye, queenkelly, queenofbithynia, queenofthegeeks, queenofthenight, QueenPride, queenrelan, queens86, queensb, queensissy, queentut, Queeny, rhythm_queen, The Sprout Queen, thelizardqueen, vintagequeen, warriorqueen, AmericanDuchess, dcduchess, Duchess Sock McPuppeterson, DuchessProzac, heathenduchess, QoDuchess, BigDuke6, BlueDuke, Duke Cookie, dasduke, Duke Marz, Duke of Prunes, Duke999R, Dukebloo, DukeDrake, dukejansen, dukejohnson, DukeMD, dukeofhurl, dukes909, hayduke, kadukeco, NoahTheDuke, taoduke, The Grand Old Duke of York, TheDukeOfChalfont, TheDukeofLancaster, AaronTheBaron, Baron Humbert von Gikkingen, Baron Kriminel, Baron von Noodlehausen Jr, BaronEarth, baronessa, baronette, BaronExogenesis, baronhesiod, baronjpetor, BaronValise, Baron Frjtz Von Sockpuppet, Hugobaron, ksbaroness, lumberbaron, NotTheRedBaron, razzbaronz, Red Baron, TheBeerBaron, countess duckula, Countess Elena,
Countess Sandwich

Whereas among the plebes and worse, we have

citizen, amodelcitizen, Citizen Cane Juice, Citizen Premier, Citizen Zed, citizenchim, CitizenD, citizenface, citizenk, citizenkafka, citizenkane, citizenn, citizeno, citizenoftheworld, citizensoldier, gelatinouscitizen, good citizen, modal_citizen, Unproductivecitizen, Comrade Doll, Comrade_robot, comradechu, ComradeGarrett, comraderaoul, comradestu, dotComrade, redarmycomrade, Serf, modernserf, serf4luv, serflood, turducken, turdudlo, culturalworker local 732, UKfreelanceworker, worker_bee, worker_robot, workerant, workerunit, Turd Ferguson, Turd Furguson and TurdBlossom

to bottom it out.

tldr: too many executives not enough underlings may mean who's going to plow, till, plant, harvest and glean the fields while the goddesses -- for it being MetaFilter, we have no gods among the membership -- royals and lesser nobility play? Who then is ethereally going to shoe our pretty little feet, hmm?
posted by y2karl to MetaFilter-Related at 1:13 AM (143 comments total) 31 users marked this as a favorite

Drat! I completely forgot the ecclesiastical authorities:

Such as pope, collideapope, Dancingpopes, Pope Guilty, Pope Gustafson, Pope Xanax IV, popechunk,, popecork,, popepope, popernickel, PotatoPope, SpacePope, StuntPope, adbishop, bcbishop, BishopFistwick, BishopsLoveScifi, ivorybishop, The Archbishop of Foggy Bottom and The Bishop of Turkey to name another but a few
posted by y2karl at 1:16 AM on January 2 [8 favorites]


Ummm...

Do you think, when asked her name, she said "I am Queen Elisabeth"? No, she just called herself Elisabeth.
Including your title as a part of your name is incredibly crass. It is just not done.

Everyone knows that I am the King of the n00bs, that my title was ordained by God, and people give me deference and respect without me having to do something as declasse as naming myself King Meatbomb.

Sheesh.
posted by Meatbomb at 2:47 AM on January 2 [15 favorites]


Simply put, we are overloaded with divinities and royals and have too many cooks to spoil the less than enough porridge with a severe deficiency of the salt of the earth.

I’m more of a peppery type you steaming pile of cilantro.
posted by Brandon Blatcher at 5:23 AM on January 2 [4 favorites]


What about the animals? I feel like we have lots of animals here.
posted by Lawn Beaver at 5:47 AM on January 2 [6 favorites]


On the internet, no one knows if you’re really a dog.
posted by JustSayNoDawg at 5:51 AM on January 2 [7 favorites]


Where do we stand on elected municipal leadership?
posted by Mayor West at 6:22 AM on January 2 [20 favorites]


I like to think I'm part of the proletariat like all platonic solids.
posted by Weighted Companion Cube at 6:27 AM on January 2 [6 favorites]


Ahem, some of us are just epic.
posted by gudrun at 6:29 AM on January 2 [3 favorites]


Well at least you not, um, airing nerdy laundry or acting like an alphanerd, angrynerd, bigdamnnerd, BigNerd, bignerds,
BioCSnerd, booknerd, Bornanerd, or into FullFrontalNerdity, geekslutnerdgirl,
graphnerd, hipnerd, HRNerd, kiwinerd, litnerd, llnerdj, luckynerd, modernerd, museum nerd,, Nerd of the North, nerd.is, nerdcore, NerdcoreRising, nerdery, nerdfish, nerdia12, nerdinexile, nerdler, nerdpita, NerdtoriousBIG, nerdy anthropoid, Nerdy Keith, Nerdy Spice. NerdyBaldGuy, nerdylady84, nerdynick, NGnerd, npnerd, olinerd, rjnerd, Rubenerd, Snerd, Social Science Nerd, tangonerd, thatnerd, TheNerdOut, TurboNerd, whirlingnerdish, wordsfornerd, worstnerdever, XemonerdX or ZenNerd
posted by y2karl at 6:41 AM on January 2 [4 favorites]


Any other objects out there? Asks the tiny frying pan? Harder to search for, I'm sure though.
posted by tiny frying pan at 6:44 AM on January 2 [4 favorites]


Dinner wear is in the style section. Grueling, isn't it?
posted by y2karl at 6:49 AM on January 2


Where are my fish breathern?
posted by COD at 6:52 AM on January 2 [5 favorites]


tiny frying pan: Spoon, RuncibleSpoon and Runcible Spoon, silvrspoon and silverspoon8, spoons, spoonyfork; premierplates, plato beans; cakefork, flyingfork; bring a tuba to a knife fight, bread knife hazard; napkin; ovenmitt, toasteroven. Not an exhaustive list and we don't seem to have a table cloth, a serving dish or a picnic hamper. I will be over in the clothing section with blackshawl, Bluecoat93, labcoat, longcoat, puffycoat and sportscoat, and cotton dress sock of course.
posted by paduasoy at 7:14 AM on January 2 [10 favorites]


Whoooooooo!
posted by tiny frying pan at 7:17 AM on January 2 [1 favorite]


(waves a bottle of something interesting) Hiiiiiii
posted by winesong at 7:21 AM on January 2 [2 favorites]


Oh, a post on usernames! Can I play?

Huh. I'm afraid I can't.
posted by Frayed Knot at 7:26 AM on January 2 [41 favorites]


*bubbling*
posted by Fizz at 7:30 AM on January 2 [7 favorites]


Proper first, last and first and last two name people are so SOL. Sorry, Brandon Blatcher.
posted by y2karl at 8:17 AM on January 2


I just checked, and while there are a few "gangster"s around here, their participation levels are low. I'm the only gangsta. The original, as it were.

Damn, it feels good.
posted by The Pluto Gangsta at 8:29 AM on January 2 [10 favorites]


And you're a planet as well -- or, at least, a former planet. A heavenly body, for sure.
posted by y2karl at 8:30 AM on January 2 [1 favorite]


What about us leading the armed forces
posted by General Malaise at 8:51 AM on January 2 [3 favorites]


[sniff]
posted by seanmpuckett at 8:53 AM on January 2 [1 favorite]


Any love for the deadly sins?
posted by Pryde at 9:01 AM on January 2 [3 favorites]


Pokémon seem well represented, though a few maybe by accident:

abra, abra27, aron, quietbayleef, AdamTheChespin, ditto75, gible, gloom, gloom66, Jigglypuff, Leafeon, DrMew, mewmew, mewmewmew, seoiheardyoulikemudkips, slowpoke, Snorlax, snorlaxx, spinda, squirtle, Starmie, Vulpix91, Wobbuffet
posted by Wobbuffet at 9:17 AM on January 2 [2 favorites]


Buncha low-entropy posers!
posted by aws17576 at 10:40 AM on January 2 [3 favorites]


Here for the sweet and spreadable.
posted by jamjam at 1:02 PM on January 2 [2 favorites]


Dang, you forgot fucker and fishfucker!
posted by Lynsey at 1:13 PM on January 2


...All forms of love, of suffering, of madness; he searches himself, he exhausts within himself all poisons, and preserves their quintessences. Unspeakable torment, where he will need the greatest faith, a superhuman strength, where he becomes all men the great invalid, the great criminal, the great accursed--and the Supreme Scientist! For he attains the unknown! Because he has cultivated his soul, already rich, more than anyone! He attains the unknown, and if, demented, he finally loses the understanding of his visions, he will at least have seen them! So what if he is destroyed in his ecstatic flight through things unheard of, unnameable: other horrible workers will come; they will begin at the horizons where the first one has fallen!

Illuminations

Arthur Rimbaud

tldr: It's up to you, fellow horrible workers. The torch has been passed. I am laying down for a nap.
posted by y2karl at 1:27 PM on January 2 [1 favorite]


(roll call of the dead)

Qxdeadc0de
A dead Quaker
All hands bury the dead
all the dead are dead alike
cold dead hans
davideads
Dead Air
Dead Ball Tim
dead cousin ted
Dead Man
dead_
dead_horse
deadagain
deadaluspark
deadbilly
deadchia
deadcowdan
deadcrow
deaddodo
deadfather
deadfish211
DeadFlagBlues
deadfrog
deadgar
deadgoon
DeadliestQuack
deadline
deadlydog125
deadlyicon
deadlypenguin
deadmancoding
deadmanwalking
deadmessenger
deadmouse
Deadonna
deadparrot
deadreagan
deadsea
deadtrouble
deadtrout
deadwater
deadwax
deadweightloss
Dick Laurent is Dead
IRFH is not dead yet
kingdead
lady_deadpool
Laura Palmer's Cold Dead Kiss
maryrosefromthedead
newlydead
one more dead town's last parade
Quantum's Deadly Fist
ronofthedead
shesdeadimalive
TeachTheDead
thebigdeadwaltz
thewumpusisdead
thissideofdead
undead theatrical matriarch
weretable and the undead chairs
youhavedeadedme
posted by clavdivs at 2:02 PM on January 2 [9 favorites]


dieselweasel, PickleWeasel, weasel, Known Weasel, theweasel, lesser weasel and I are holding up the weaselly end of the great chain of being.
posted by zeptoweasel at 2:35 PM on January 2 [10 favorites]


it's a great-idea-but-possibly-not-and-I'm-not-being-indecisive!
posted by Splunge at 2:48 PM on January 2 [1 favorite]


cold dead hans, lol, amirite, clav?

* jeez! Evil MeFi autocorrect keeps trying to change your nom de guerre to clavicle. grr! grr! *

God, I so hate that shit -- thought I'd turned it off...

posted by y2karl at 3:01 PM on January 2 [1 favorite]


I was thinking deadcowdan, hence.
amirite, my brain is hard wired to think amatex. don't use that term, sounds like a cowboy talking to a bull. I'm a hillbilly, not a cowboy, dad said never cowboy unless you can trick horses and what's the sense of that.

I've told you Karl lists tell alot about the people who make them then names that have already been told on them

oh. well there's 78 under 'happy', an excerpt:

happycarl
Happycat
Happycat79
happychickn
happyclams
Happydaz
happydude123
HappyEngineer
happyfrac
happyfrog
happyfunball

Happy new year Karl.🤠
posted by clavdivs at 3:40 PM on January 2 [2 favorites]


Any other symptoms? Or am I just an adjective?
posted by Rash at 3:40 PM on January 2 [6 favorites]


There are 58 other horses on Metafilter, which is honestly more than I expected. Favorites include _9MOTHER9HORSE9EYES11; a horse, cheesehorse; Chrome Horsey; hold your seahorses; horse a minute; Seahorse, rode hard and put away wet; and wind_up_horse. Less a fan of Someone has just shot your horse! :(
posted by brook horse at 4:34 PM on January 2 [5 favorites]


Fuckity fuckity names analyses are for the shmuckety.
posted by lalochezia at 5:51 PM on January 2


Apparently there are only four octopuses, we are a rare breed
posted by an octopus IRL at 6:01 PM on January 2 [4 favorites]


The “King” is implied. We just thought pointing it out would be passé. We will forgive the oversight, just this once.
posted by Ghidorah at 6:13 PM on January 2 [6 favorites]


A friendly reminder to vote #1 Quidnunc Kid.
posted by clavdivs at 6:42 PM on January 2 [27 favorites]


The IT department gets no love, per usual.
posted by computech_apolloniajames at 6:51 PM on January 2 [6 favorites]


I have no time for your petty concerns, I'm too busy being a card!

unfortunately I can't afford a suit
posted by Greg_Ace at 7:12 PM on January 2 [4 favorites]


The IT department gets no love, per usual.
posted by computech_apolloniajames


Perhaps the poster's memory bank was...overdrawn, so to speak, by the time the list worked its way down to the IT department.
posted by Greg_Ace at 7:19 PM on January 2 [2 favorites]


Reporting for gleaning duty, your various majesties!
posted by la glaneuse at 8:10 PM on January 2 [2 favorites]


I'm just cheese. I'm not even the right kind of cheese!

I know I'm not the only food. (I mean, mochapickle is two kinds.)
posted by The Wrong Kind of Cheese at 1:37 AM on January 3


i'm definitely plebe - it's just a portmanteau on cendawan + wanita. so i'm a plain ol' mushroom woman. not serving none of ya's tho!
posted by cendawanita at 3:13 AM on January 3 [3 favorites]


I am not alone:

IAM
iam2bz2p
iamabot
iamagas
iamagile
iamarsenibragimov
iamash
iamays
iamboris
IAmBroom
iamcal
iamcharity
iamck
iamcrispy
iamdamian
IAmDrWorm
iamfantastikate
iamfeh
iamfelix
iamfine.com
iamgivingyouthefinger-sockpupetrevenge
iamgoat
iamgood
iamhere:youarethere
IAmHumblerThanYou
IAmIExist
iamisaid
iamjacksamnesia
Iamjoe
iamkevin
iamkinch
iamleda
IamLiam
iammissspelled
iamnotangry
iamnotateenagegirl
iamonlyanegg
iamrobotandproud
iamscott
iamsparticus
iamstillalive
iamsuper
iamthedivebomber
iamthefly
Iamthepassenger
Iamtherealme
iamthetrend
iamtn
IAmUnaware
iamveritas
iamwoodyharrelson
iamyou
posted by iamkimiam at 3:19 AM on January 3 [6 favorites]


I’m not actually a snake or a bank, long dead forum acronym!
posted by ellieBOA at 3:30 AM on January 3 [3 favorites]


It always makes me feel so comfortable here to know that mumimor, snusmumrik, snorkmaiden and moomin are around. There is even a backup mummimamma and a snufkin5. (For reference)
There are some other Tickies, but they're all kinda sticky.

sticky
sticky nutz
StickyC
StickyCarpet
stickydialectic
stickyfingers62
stickyii
ugly_n_sticky
posted by Too-Ticky at 3:46 AM on January 3 [2 favorites]

bigfizzer2000
bucks fizz
fizz-ed
Fizzgig
fizzitt
fizzix
Fizzy Kimchi
fizzyliftingdrink
fizzylizzy
fizzzzzzzzzzzy
McFizzle
MrFizz
My legion of bubbly co-horts. We are strong.
posted by Fizz at 4:32 AM on January 3 [3 favorites]


Boy, I wish I had a username that was entertainingly pertinent to a discussion about usernames.
posted by eponym at 6:01 AM on January 3 [42 favorites]


Digital pony or nothing, ride or die my friend.
posted by iamkimiam at 6:05 AM on January 3 [2 favorites]


Another object here, tiny frying pan, although like the gods and queens among us, I could definitely be accused of self-aggrandizement.
posted by eirias at 6:40 AM on January 3 [1 favorite]


Obscure place names aren’t a thing?
posted by kinnakeet at 8:53 AM on January 3 [1 favorite]


Is there Irony here? Surely there must be.
posted by OHenryPacey at 10:06 AM on January 3


no love for gorgons? well I never!
posted by supermedusa at 10:09 AM on January 3 [3 favorites]


We are small but mighty!

breakfastcook
brooklycooks
bryanthecook
cooker girl
cookgirl
Cooker.ch
elykcooks
funcooker
karacooks
Microwave Cooking
moochcook
Phillycook
sockcooker
TheCook
posted by cooker girl at 10:12 AM on January 3 [2 favorites]


More boxes than a UPS store:

magnetbox
natebox
soapbox_guy
Superboxer
brain-box
samisbox@juno.com
sandbox
boxx
junkbox
critterbox
tarbox
hatbox
box
box elder
secret about box
extrabox
chatterbox
jadebox
soxbox
mailbox125
kurmbox
lunchbox
bobobox
Boxsloth
coryinabox
ScreechingEyeballStupidShitboxClownshoes
boxcar
NotInTheBox
iboxifoo
robox
blah2poboxcom
Cardboardbox
musicbox
shoebox
JuiceBoxHero
box social
keiranboxer
pandrsbox
Tinderbox
windbox
a box and a stick and a string and a bear
goblinbox
sandboxworld
stuntbox
BlackBox
jicinabox
CHABOXERS
boxcat
flyblackbox
GuitboxGeek
pandorasbox
Boxenmacher
The Cat in the Box
lolaboxer
Chessboxing
boxingclever
boxing_day
jboxer23
breadbox
LaunchBox
John Kennedy Toole Box
Shadow Boxer
leopard-skin pill-box hat
Bentobox Humperdinck
theboxpenguin
GreyboxHero
thoughtbox
box full of sedated cats
otterboxdefender
marciainabox
sethinthebox
beemerboxer
JuxeboxJade
MadMomInABox
Boxer Jack
winboxe
a heavy box of anvils is heavy
bentoboxen
symbolboxer
boxfansummer
PikeMatchbox
cardboard box

(My personal favorite is 'a box and a stick and a string and a bear,' which sounds like the best picture book that has never been written.)
posted by box at 10:28 AM on January 3 [7 favorites]


We're used to being invisible, don't worry about it (until your stuff starts breaking.)

Signed,
Tech
atavistech
BEACHtechie
beccatech
bibliotechy
blacksheeptech
BrashTech
computech_apolloniajames
craftytechsan
delleatech
elektrotechnicus
eztech
gantech
grrltechie
hinktech
HutchTech
instech
irontech
jjtech
jolynntech
jstech
legotech
lennox tech
LibTech
llatech5
logitech
lotech
Mayabiotech
mitultechs
Mnpctech.com
nealtech
nipiotech
ocimtech
pcmactech
Prophetess of Tech
RogueTech
scheptech
ShawnTech
sleep tech
songdogtech
Tech Historian
Tech33
techbasset
Techbear
techchick
techcommtools
TechFrame
techfreak
techgal3000
techgirl
techgnollogic
techgolem
techguy
techie216
techie2go
techknight
techmen
Techmudslinger_
technical
techno blogger
technobug
technocrat
technodelic
technodude1
technofou
technoglyph
technohoff
technologizer
TechnoLustLuddite
TechnoMom
technosmurf
technotheory
Technoviking
techrep
techshaman
techstudiomacandpcrepair
TechStuff
techSupp0rt
TechUnplugged
techweaver.org
techymath
tuckthetech
Tx_Eng_Tech
UEtech
Vantech
wolftech
posted by BrashTech at 10:30 AM on January 3 [3 favorites]


I DO NOT FEEL SEEN! DO YOU KNOW WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU DIS ALMIGHTY ZEUS?! SMITINGS!

*considers what to do about y2karl. Pushing rock up a hill... nah... chained to a rock and have big birds eat their liver daily? Promising.*
posted by Hey, Zeus! at 10:47 AM on January 3 [8 favorites]


technosmurf

Now there's a smurf I'd like to see drawn.

Double ditto, for that matter, on technosmurfette.
posted by y2karl at 10:50 AM on January 3


I'll just be sitting here in the back with my three lil' initials, by my damn self, wishing I could be part of one of the cool cliques. Hey, just like high school!

Except now I've got Spotify and earbuds to listen to my Black Flag records, instead of a Walkman with orange fuzzy earpiece covers. So that's an upgrade!
posted by pdb at 11:03 AM on January 3 [3 favorites]


While not royalty myself I did serve three Polish kings, though I use the term "serve" loosely. It's not as if I was able to prevent anything. As if anyone listened. But I was royalty adjacent for most of my career.
posted by Stanczyk at 11:38 AM on January 3 [2 favorites]


I'll gladly rise to represent the Greek mythologies. Who else will join me in attack?
posted by hydra77 at 12:52 PM on January 3 [1 favorite]


lol, the "riffraff" tag!
posted by hydra77 at 1:02 PM on January 3


acrunchysignal
catchingsignals
forexmoneysignal
goodsignal
highsignal
signal7
signalandnoise
signalnine
signalvsnoise
staccato signals of constant information
noise
doornoise
faceholenoises
ginoiseau
iwritenoise
Jazznoisehere
lightnoise
louche mustachio
mouse noises
noise_is_life
noiseanoise
noiseindustries
NoiselessPenguin
noisemartyr
NoiseTrader
noisewave
selfnoise
SoulNoise
speednoisemovement
spidernoise
tealNoise
thewhitenoise
WhitenoisE
with hidden noise
posted by signal at 1:45 PM on January 3 [3 favorites]


94 Gregs

16 aces (yet one felt compelled to number themselves ace857) and quite a few jacks, but only 3 jokers and 4 deuces
posted by Greg_Ace at 2:52 PM on January 3 [1 favorite]


I'll just be sitting here in the back with my three lil' initials, by my damn self, wishing I could be part of one of the cool cliques. Hey, just like high school!


Probably lots of usernames that are initials; just hard to search for and each would have to be verified. But you are in a pretty cool club with user 191. That club being users going by their initials which are P and B.


PS: how are are y'all composing these lists anyways? Is there a list of usernames someplace?
posted by Mitheral at 3:20 PM on January 3 [1 favorite]


sometimes it seems like pseudostrabismus and me against the world
posted by Iris Gambol at 3:23 PM on January 3 [3 favorites]


How are are y'all composing these lists anyways?

Can't speak for everyone, but I used the Infodumpster.
posted by box at 3:37 PM on January 3 [1 favorite]


I just entered a word in the search bar, clicked the Users tab, selected the names and pasted them into a comment window. And removed the real names in parentheses before posting the comment.
posted by iamkimiam at 3:51 PM on January 3 [2 favorites]


I hope there are more of my compatriots here than the usernames suggest...

confused-welshy
edwelsh
welshie

I have 100+ automaton cousins though |0_0|
posted by welsh robot at 3:51 PM on January 3 [1 favorite]


Welsh robot wisdom iow?
posted by y2karl at 4:21 PM on January 3 [1 favorite]


The Wrong Kind of Cheese: I'm just cheese. I'm not even the right kind of cheese!

I have so many cheese-related questions! What kind of cheeses do they make in Brazil? What is ‘Blast Hardcheese’ and why would you put faith in it? No-one tells you these things when you join MetaFilter...
posted by trotz dem alten drachen at 4:27 PM on January 3 [3 favorites]


Prepare for an army of Lobsters:

5000lobsters
BobsterLobster
Grok Lobster
Hairy Lobster
I Am Not a Lobster*
JLobster
Lobster Garden
lobster_mcclaw
LobsterDM
lobsterminator
LobsterMitten
lobsters9494
Mutant Lobsters from Riverhead
swordlobster
The Lobster

*) Technically not a Lobster, I guess?
posted by Hairy Lobster at 4:31 PM on January 3 [5 favorites]


Fellow Fools:

9idiot0
AttendantFool1988
bicyclingfool
bingo_the_clowno
Busy Old Fool
Caligula's Idiot Cousin
Chuckles McLaughy du Haha, the depressed
cloudclown
clown-mustard
clownation
clownboat
clownbound
clowncar
clownfish894
clownpenis.fart
clownschool
Crappo the Clown
CrazyFool
dasinginfool
drinkyclown
everyfoolthing
foolandthegang
foole
foolfilment
Foolhardy
foolio
foolish_dog
Foolishoe
fooljay
foolsoul
funkfoolery
I_pity_the_fool
Idiot Mittens
idiotfactory
idiotic
idiotking
intelligentfool
JoKeR
jokerman50
Jokerswild
JokingClown
kafclown
matrixclown
meifool
nattfool
newtfoolin
pound fool
racist dunk-tank clown
rodeoclown
RodeoclownGirl
sagefool
ScreechingEyeballStupidShitboxClownshoes
Shakes the Clown
Sing Fool Sing
squashotheclown
That feeling when you click the idiot button
thefool
TomFoolery
Vidiot
wandering fool
Wandering Idiot
Wise Fool
wonderfool
You're not fooling anyone, you know.
posted by Stanczyk at 5:23 PM on January 3 [4 favorites]


The more fool you.
posted by y2karl at 5:55 PM on January 3 [1 favorite]


And still just one super long hash! woot!
posted by 922257033c4a0f3cecdbd819a46d626999d1af4a at 6:01 PM on January 3 [1 favorite]


Oyéah, there are two, sorta.
posted by Oyéah at 7:19 PM on January 3


Looking for line noise looking usernames1 I discovered quonsar (user 26043) is showing up in the infodumpster as a string of escape sequences ( & #0113; & #0117; & #0111; & #0110; & #0115; & #0097; & #0114; without the spaces) which is being eaten by the parser. The profile page is properly showing those entities as the characters. Inside joke or attempt to break the system?

[1] The non spammer ones I found:
09-F9-11-02-9D-74-E3-5B-D8-41-56-C5-63-56-88-C0 I recognize this as the DeCSS code.
Y6t5r4e3w2q1 A keyboard sequence.
922257033c4a0f3cecdbd819a46d626999d1af4a No idea
81818181818181818181 Obvious pattern.
5_13_23_42_69_666 A chain of meaningful numbers
6336335979884 IDK
xxx9038709992203 Ditto
1f2frfbf Dr. Seuss book title.
posted by Mitheral at 7:48 PM on January 3 [5 favorites]


Anyone else begin with v?
posted by vrakatar at 8:20 PM on January 3


Yep! :D
posted by Vatnesine at 8:39 PM on January 3 [2 favorites]


Inside joke or attempt to break the system?
Ah, two quonsars in close proximal space.
posted by clavdivs at 8:49 PM on January 3 [4 favorites]


valkane
v

Vivian Tyler
Viviane
Viviane212
vivid postcard
vividvoltage
viviena
vivitron
vivzan
vrovirosa2517 (
posted by clavdivs at 8:54 PM on January 3 [1 favorite]


Do you think, when asked her name, she said "I am Queen Elisabeth"?

Well, no. The station of nobility demands heraldry announce her arrival in full: Queen Elizabeth the Second, by the Grace of God Queen of this Realm and of Her other Realms and Territories, Head of the Commonwealth, Defender of the Faith.

But I believe this violates the username length limit, so royals usually go for a shorter online persona.
posted by pwnguin at 9:56 PM on January 3 [2 favorites]


W/r/t purely symbolic titular additions I am a bit surprised to find no 'vons'.
posted by Fiasco da Gama at 11:58 PM on January 3 [1 favorite]


Queen Elizabeth the Second, by the Grace of God Queen of this Realm and of Her other Realms and Territories, Head of the Commonwealth, Defender of the Faith.

If she's in one of her other realms whilst being proclaimed, does that change to "Queen of that Realm and of Her other Realms including this one"?
posted by signal at 4:09 AM on January 4


922257033c4a0f3cecdbd819a46d626999d1af4a No idea
me either at this point.
posted by 922257033c4a0f3cecdbd819a46d626999d1af4a at 6:40 AM on January 4 [2 favorites]


I discovered quonsar (user 26043) is showing up in the infodumpster as a string of escape sequences

Oh, sweetheart
posted by flabdablet at 7:48 AM on January 4 [1 favorite]




If she's in one of her other realms whilst being proclaimed, does that change to "Queen of that Realm and of Her other Realms including this one"?

Pretty close
posted by pwnguin at 9:47 AM on January 4 [1 favorite]


Queen E. Belize? Belies the fact their currency is the US Dollar. I'm probably just misinformed, malformed, maladjusted, misanthropic, second growth rain forest, narco-stating misinformation.

Don't mind me.
posted by Oyéah at 10:01 AM on January 4


Took the words right out of my mouth.
posted by y2karl at 10:38 AM on January 4


Um hello I am a Don.
posted by Don Pepino at 11:07 AM on January 4


Don' tell.
posted by y2karl at 11:11 AM on January 4


Spoon, RuncibleSpoon and Runcible Spoon, silvrspoon and silverspoon8, spoons, spoonyfork;

you missed one, but I smuggled it in right under your nose: Jessica Savitch's Coke Spoon
posted by chavenet at 1:41 PM on January 4 [2 favorites]


Lots of Doctors:
Doctor-G
doctorow
Doctor Anne
doctor_negative
doctordendrite
doctorschlock
thedoctorpants
Doctor Barnett
DoctorFedora
doctorpiorno
doctorcurly
The Esteemed Doctor Bunsen Honeydew
Doctor Suarez
doctor.dan
TimeDoctor
doctoryes
doctorvee
doctorparadox
doctorsaurus
SEO-Doctor
BadgerDoctor
kidsdoctor
doctorwhitecoat
doctord
DoctorBananas
doctornemo
doctordrey
careerdoctor
doctorfrog
"""Doctor"" Terence Malick"
doctornecessiter
Doctor Force
Doctormobogo
doctorofcredit
doctorwho
DoctorProfessor
doctor tough love
DoctorTom
doctorleff
doctorcarbon
DoctorED
DoctorDempsey11xyUU
posted by doctor_negative at 3:27 PM on January 4


lots of dr and dr. names, too, and the esteemed Hollywood Upstairs Medical College
posted by Iris Gambol at 3:42 PM on January 4


I am surprised no one has yet investigated y2karl's assertion that we "have too many cooks to spoil the less than enough porridge with a severe deficiency of the salt of the earth".

Not counting the people who have "cook" as part of their actual legal name, we have 20 cooks.
breakfastcook
brooklyncooks
bryanthecook
Cook.Bot
Cookbooks and Chaos
cooker girl
Cooker.ch
cookerg
cookgirl
Cooking Up A Story
elykcooks
funcooker
Hannah @ Cooking Manager
I Just Bake the Cookies
karacooks
kycook
Microwave Cooking
Phillycook
sockcooker
TheCook

There is definitely a serious deficiency of porridge. Even if I include other grain-type foodstuffs like oat(meal), grits, rice, congee, frumenty, burgoo, polenta, cereal and pottage there's still not enough for the cooks, let alone the rest of us.

GorgeousPorridge
StealthOatmeal
gritsnyc
Oat
oats
CheeseAndRice
friedrice
marxfriedrice
pilau
riceball13
TwiceTheRice
polenta
Burgoo
cerealcommas
CerealX59
crunchy_cereals
EatingCereal
tonelesscereal

We're ok for salt and earth though.
salt
athirstforsalt
bluesalt
crunchysalty
MonkeySaltedNuts
PersonAndSalt
salt grass
saltandwhiskey
saltbush and olive
Salted
SaltedWound
saltfiend
saltgrind
Salthound
saltimbanco
saltsky
saltwater
salty
salty girl
saltykitten
saltykmurks
saltypup
SaltySalticid
saltyseabiscuit
SaltySuds
SemiSalt
UnsaltedButter
wholecornandsalt
earth
Bantam.Earth
BaronEarth
Chia_Earth
earth by april
earth oddity
earth1design
earth2marsh
Earthborn
earthbound
earthmother
EarthPaul
earthquakeglue
earthsandwich
Earthskyearthsky...ouch
earthtodanie
Earthtopus
earthwalker7
Earthwoman
EarthwormGin
earthwormsleg
fire, water, earth, air
Hollowearthtrip
kilenearth
Kronos_to_Earth
livearth
quiet earth
unearthed
posted by Athanassiel at 4:00 PM on January 4 [1 favorite]


Oops, I also forgot to include the chefs:
"But who are the Chefs?"
Chef Flamboyardee
chef_boyardee
chefcraig
chefjef
ChefJoAnna
ChefQuix
chefrancois
chefscotticus
chickchef
ColdChef
galachef55
GermanChef
gothchef
iron chef morimoto
Mark Chef
mysterychef
privatechef
sunnychef88
theswedishchef
TungstenChef
posted by Athanassiel at 4:02 PM on January 4 [1 favorite]


you missed one, but I smuggled it in right under your nose: Jessica Savitch's Coke Spoon

But no Jessica Simpson's Coke Spoon.

As yet. (Or of which we know.)
posted by y2karl at 4:37 PM on January 4


Umm-m-m-m-m-ah-um-hmm.
posted by Count Hasimir Fenring at 5:07 PM on January 4 [1 favorite]


Yikes! Point taken. Apologies.
posted by y2karl at 5:36 PM on January 4


Axolotl
posted by potrzebie at 6:20 PM on January 4 [1 favorite]


Axolotl
posted by potrzebie


Veeblefetzer!
posted by Greg_Ace at 7:00 PM on January 4 [2 favorites]



posted by not_on_display at 7:40 PM on January 4 [7 favorites]


Beeblebrox!
posted by Too-Ticky at 10:28 AM on January 5


What about us denizens of the dark? Minions of The Deceiver, Lords of evil who doth reside in the pits of hell, or perhaps various pastoral laborers?
posted by Devils Rancher at 12:45 PM on January 5 [3 favorites]


OK, but are you a jolly Rancher?
posted by Greg_Ace at 2:03 PM on January 5 [3 favorites]


There were only three "Syndromes" including me, so I decided that searching for "bad" would probably surface some interesting user names. I culled all the "badgers" as that's a category onto itself, and all the proper names that have bad in them.

A Bad Catholic
a bad enough dude
agent of bad karma
Bad Commie
bad grammar
bad sex
bad with titles
bad_ass
bad_ideas_are_best
bad82
badadvice
Badasscommy
badbadtzmaru
badbob
badbobbycase
badboy@7
badboy_14
BadBoyMowerParts
BadCat!
BadDancer
Baddd Spellah
baddeal
baddecisiondinosaur
badego
badensa
badfish
badgirlesq
badgod
badish
badkamermeubel
badkarma9000
badkarmaboy
badkitty2k
badlimbs
Badly Drawn Bear
badlydrawnbear2000
badlydubbedboy
Badmichelle
BadMiker
badmoebelmagazine
BadMonkey
badmoonrising
badmouth
Bado
BADOT1988
badrolemodel
BadSeamus
badseed
badstone
badwolftx
badzen
bigbadaboom
bigbadbehr
bigbadem
bigbadwolf
bybadc
drbad
elbadasso
Greg Nog Is Bad
ilovebad
laurasbadideas
posted by Larry David Syndrome at 6:54 PM on January 5 [3 favorites]


I culled all the "badgers"

how could you
posted by flabdablet at 7:17 PM on January 5 [1 favorite]


Not to bug anyone or anything, but

bug
thevelvetbug
davebug
bugwraps
bug138
bugaboo69
DeBug
bbugg
BugsPotter
mudbug
bug133549
doodlebug
maniabug
juliebug
glitterbug
buggie
shutterbug3
antoine_bugleboy
Bugbread
audrey the bug
bugmuncher
buggybuy
buggyboy
abbyladybug
bugloaf
jitterbug perfume
dusterbug
buggzzee23
Bugmaster
Bugg
junebug
litbug
mrbugsentry
chris Bugbee
plasticbugs
Grundlebug
bugsoup
english lit.ter bug
Crashbug
technobug
shimmerbug
metaBugs
dabug
bugeats
Ladybug Parade
egribugru
mommasbugaboos
TravelBug
Anthrobug
humbug
ladybug_422
dancingladybug
bugbeatle
puterbug
Jade_bug
shutterbug
jitterbugperfume
ladybug 71
moonbuggy
spoobnooble II: electric bugaboo
junebugga
sillybugger
Comet Bug
hugabug
ladybug222
Junebug79
katebuggie28
buginjar
bugsyjem
JuneBug1984
bughunt
drewbug
bugperson
DizzyOnBugSpray
ladybugmom
lenbug
BugLady
ladybug23
posted by humbug at 7:52 PM on January 5 [1 favorite]


all the proper names that have bad in them

Point of order.
posted by Mr. Bad Example at 3:54 AM on January 6 [8 favorites]


He's very well acquainted with the seven deadly sins
He keeps a busy schedule trying to fit them in
He's proud to be a glutton and he don't have time for sloth
He's greedy and he's angry and he don't care who he cross
posted by Meatbomb at 4:04 AM on January 6 [2 favorites]


5_13_23_42_69_666 A chain of meaningful numbers

I love this description! mostly because I think that the idea of a number having a special meaning is funny, which is why I made up a username out of them.
posted by 5_13_23_42_69_666 at 5:13 AM on January 6 [1 favorite]


...so I decided that searching for "bad" would probably surface some interesting user names.

Well, the in retrospect intriguing holder of the cognomen bad sex joined in 2005 and made all of three favorites but nary not never zero zip! nada a post nor comment. One favorite was for wobhbuffet's post Philosop-her plus not merely one but two comments at panama joe's post Get it together, Stoner Sloth! Make of that bad sex what you will.
posted by y2karl at 5:24 AM on January 6


No time to search but because my own username is clerical I think you will find a number of monks, priests, reverends, gods, goddesses, etc.
posted by Miko at 6:17 AM on January 6


Dang, you forgot fucker and fishfucker!

As you forgot five fresh fishfuckers, so there.
posted by y2karl at 6:49 AM on January 6


badkamermeubel just means bathroom furniture, right?
posted by Lawn Beaver at 6:58 AM on January 6


Hmm, no D'oh!'s but...

DaManDOH
doh ray mii
dohmer (!) and
TuxHeDoh
posted by y2karl at 7:08 AM on January 6


I wish pot and kettle would come back!
posted by Meatbomb at 7:18 AM on January 6


Lawn Beaver: badkamermeubel just means bathroom furniture, right?

Yes, it does. It's singular, so it indicates one piece of bathroom furniture. Usually a cabinet + countertop + sink(s), sometimes also including mirror(s).
posted by Too-Ticky at 7:38 AM on January 6 [1 favorite]


TuxHeDoh

I too make an annoyed grunt any time I have to wear a tux.
posted by Greg_Ace at 8:37 AM on January 6


Usually a cabinet + countertop + sink(s), sometimes also including mirror(s).

And here I thought it was a Game of Thrones reference.
posted by y2karl at 8:42 AM on January 6


I'll be danged.

jquinnace
jquinby
JQuigs
ZJQJ
jqb603
posted by jquinby at 1:57 PM on January 6 [1 favorite]


On the Hero side, there are quite a few, but a surprising number of things like "theroad" or "Theroux" or "theroast".

On the Literary side about half are illiterate.

Seems about right.
posted by Literaryhero at 2:41 AM on January 7 [1 favorite]


I’m new here
posted by nouvelle-personne at 9:04 AM on January 7 [7 favorites]


> I’m new here

New Yorkest
New Frontier
Brave New Meatbomb
the anticipation of a new lover's arrival
No New Diamonds Please
new and improved buzzman IV
This is Flo's New Sockpuppet
Lisa New Jersey
New England Cultist
new brand day
older new romantic
The New Republic
NEW Eccentric Girl
New Old User
Anticipation Of A New Lover's Arrival, The
New Year
Autumn in New York
Duncan Heinz New Ketchup Frosting!
new acct for internet sociopaths!
New HP User
posted by not_on_display at 5:00 PM on January 7 [1 favorite]


I'm sure I am a very, very 'umble sea slug. (very 'umble)
posted by a humble nudibranch at 5:11 PM on January 7 [1 favorite]


humblefunk
humblepigeon
IAmHumblerThanYou
humbleartisan
posted by not_on_display at 10:40 PM on January 7


a humble nudibranch
Gumz
humbleartisan
humblefunk
humblepigeon
IAmHumblerThanYou


Brave New Meatbomb
The LL-21 series meta/alpha ordance response factor to variables political, comical, sociological has increased payload to self generating grown meat. The Beet Brisket especially designed for low intensity pitch harmonics is satire and cognizant regenerate powers to tenth power. Vacuum tubes replace Hotmail replace Twitter replace and so on.
A mirrored pin wheel, the stuff of small salads and warning about pewter and love.
posted by clavdivs at 11:00 PM on January 7 [1 favorite]


It is a most excellent retcon, clavdivs, but tbh it was just an account I opened after one of my bannings.
posted by Meatbomb at 8:16 AM on January 8 [2 favorites]


FRUIT GANG RISE UP
posted by cranberrymonger at 6:34 PM on January 8 [2 favorites]


fruitbat
Fruitloops
grapefruit
grapefruitmoon
stonefruit
tomatofruit
grapefruitzzz
dancingfruitbat
breadfruit
L'Estrange Fruit
MiracleFruit
jackfruit
Fruitcrackers
fruit sandwich
FruitlandPhil
dragonfruit
fruitopia
sfruit
bursting with fruit flavor
AppleFruit
star fruit
fruitdroid
Fruitloop17
fruitslinger

gangcandy
sassydoppelganger
eugenethegangster
doppelgangster
WOLFGANG
ganga
wolfgangnorton
WhisperingAngel
organguy
fugitivefromchaingang
doplgangr
Morgangr
The Pluto Gangsta
gangster_computer_god
foolandthegang
Strudelganger
wolfgangsvault
prasad_ganga
AvengingAngel
gangsterscience
AnTilgangs
sockelganger
a spiritual gangster
basalganglia
gang of puffins
wolfgangadeus

sunriser
risenc
highrise
Sunrise Bay
sun_also_rises
lateriser
SilverSunrise
tequila sunrise
sunrisecoffee
sunrise8
galaxy rise
atthesunrise
taquito sunrise
Rise2018
sunrise kingdom
spinelmoonrise

st looney up the cream bun and jam
Cooking Up A Story
All grown up 60
everything's coming up milhouse

posted by not_on_display at 7:28 PM on January 8


These slipped by somehow....
A Robot Ninja
businessninja
cupcakeninja
elpicheninja
FountainNinja
FreelanceNinja
Glitter Ninja
jedininja
ManyNinjas
ninja pillow killer bear
ninja_squid
NinjaBat
ninjablob
ninjakins (Ms. Ninjakins to you)
ninjakttty
NinjaPirate
NinjaTadpole
notaninja
papayaninja
parttimeninja
pie ninja
polkadotninja
Red Pen Ninja
RobotNinja
RootNinja
SmackNinja
Suspicious Ninja
ungratefulninja
whodatninja
posted by y2karl at 6:02 AM on January 9 [1 favorite]


Iris Gambol: sometimes it seems like pseudostrabismus and me against the world

and we're giving you all the side eye.

... or are we
posted by pseudostrabismus at 10:25 AM on January 9 [5 favorites]


I thought "Captain" might pull up some interesting ones

captaincursor
captainfez
captainjc
captain obvious
Captain Can Man
captain frog8
Captain Ligntning
Captain_Tenille
Captain Supermarket
Captain_Science
Captaintripps
CaptainBleep
Captain Swing
captainscared
captainzero
captainsmarts
Captain Najork
CaptainJake
Captain..Black
Captain Planet's Green Mullet
captaincrouton
Captain Shenanigan
Captain Crusty's Zeppelin Repair Service
captaindistracto
captainbukkake
CaptainZingo
captainmono
Captain Sunshine
Hello, Revelers! I am Captain Lavender!
captainawesome
captain nemo the dream squire
captainsohler
captain cosine
Captain Rayford Steele, Tribulation Force
Tin Foil Hat Squad Captain
captainmickey
Captain Cardanthian!
CaptainKarlos
captain wibbly
The Captain and Ten Eels
Captain Chesapeake
CaptainHindsight
CaptainCaseous
captain ramshackle
captainmongoose
captaincos
gcaptain
Captain l'escalier
Captain Fetid
captainkung
CaptainK
Captain Haddock
Captain Idealist
Captain Non Sequitur
Captain Victory
Captain Bumblebee
captaincasserole
CaptainMohan
captain afab
OriginalCaptainPrice
captain rad
posted by Larry David Syndrome at 5:50 PM on January 9 [2 favorites]


So where are the choral singers?

MonkeySoprano
altobarb
AltoidLover
altojen
altolinguistic
Altomentis
altopower
galto
irishalto
xbalto
(had to remove quite a few realtors and people called Walton and Dalton from this list)
greatwhitenorth
madcaptenor
tenoreleven
(possibly the first one contains an inadvertent tenor)
Bass man
bass_machine
Bassariscus
bassjump
bassman2555
bassmon1
bassmonkey144
bassomatic
bassooner
bassoscuro
Bassthang
CasperBassDC
indiebass
karbassi
morallybass
saul-bass
scottbass
Shatner's Bassoon
SpaceBass
subbasshead
techbasset
toddbass10
zeplinbass
(may contain bassoons)
posted by altolinguistic at 11:49 PM on January 9 [3 favorites]


So many captains, thankfully only a few:

Admiral Haddock
SnackAdmiral
The Vice Admiral of the Narrow Seas
Fleet Admiral Maximillian von Ferguson
AdmiralAdama
Admiral Sock
Admiral Viceroy
posted by jquinby at 12:06 PM on January 10 [1 favorite]


Well, color me left out... because I came to this way too late.
posted by blue shadows at 12:08 AM on January 19


Don't forget to remember who pulls the plow.
posted by mule98J at 4:32 PM on January 20 [1 favorite]


Finally had a minute to do a sampling of the religious eminences in our midst:
A Priest
CyanidePriest
expriest
hip priest
sister nunchaku of love and mercy
rev_crash_davis
reverend cuttle
Reverend John
Reverend Mykeru
Reverend Robbie
reverenddrjice
reverendjim
reverendX
The Reverend
TheIrreverend
wattdefalk
crasspastor
Muppet Pastor
Pastor Biscuits
pastor k
Pastor of Muppets
pastordonmorgan
pastorparadox
pastortonyhill
mellowmonk
joe_monk
feloniousmonk
Erroneous Monk
evilmonk
Defective_Monk
datamonk
annarbormonk
The Cardinal
Cardinal Fang
CardinalRichelieuHandPuppet
Excommunicated Cardinal
BishopsLoveScifi
ivorybishop
radiobishop
The Archbishop of Foggy Bottom
The Bishop of Turkey
macrabbi
RabbiBurt
cantor.paradise
deacon_blues
deaconjune
padre1
PadrePuffin
pope
Dancingpopes
Pope Guilty
Pope Gustafson I
Pope Xanax IV
popechunk
popecork
popepope
popernickle
PotatoPope
SpacePope
StuntPope
posted by Miko at 8:18 AM on January 21 [2 favorites]


And from the family of the stinking rose...

allium cepa
onion
Blue Onion
deathonion
EnormousTalkingOnion
green onion
little onion
onionbelt
sally onion
twistedonion
garlic
garlicsmack
jason and the garlic knots
mrgarlic
solargarlic
wildgarlic
scallion
rapscallion
Scallions

...to name another but a few.
posted by y2karl at 8:48 AM on January 21


> Well, color me left out... because I came to this way too late.

Way too many to list here, but here's the link.
posted by not_on_display at 2:16 PM on January 21


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