What is cool on Metafilter? November 13, 2003 3:08 PM   Subscribe

What is cool on metafilter? [A suggested antidote to some bad metatalk vibes]
posted by srboisvert to MetaFilter-Related at 3:08 PM (82 comments total)

Best FPP's? Best Comments? Best etc...
posted by srboisvert at 3:09 PM on November 13, 2003


Wrong damn link on the suggestion! I am meta em-bare-assed.
posted by srboisvert at 3:11 PM on November 13, 2003


I'm cool.
posted by Stan Chin at 3:13 PM on November 13, 2003


That was the funniest mistaken link ever, srboisvert.

And that sort of thing is a big part of why I come here.
posted by orange swan at 3:13 PM on November 13, 2003


1. you, for posting this
2. quonsar, for suggesting it
3. the mix of people
4. the mix of topics
5. me : >
posted by amberglow at 3:14 PM on November 13, 2003


6. and stan
posted by amberglow at 3:15 PM on November 13, 2003


7. and rhyming posts. Yes. We need more rhyming posts.

Much of the criticism of VeTiGo was because his arguments were full of holes,
but instead of addressing that directly, he claimed unfair attacks.
MeFi'ites know that even the best posts bring out trolls,
and we learn the best way is to ignore them, go on with the talk, and relax.

The fact that this is web conversation puts us at an advantage:
Unlike in person, we can easily ignore comments invalid or annoying.
So if you're seeking a debate rather than a fight, you can easily manage.
(And the left-right complaint is as worthless as what the trolls are deploying--
You can't claim a bias exists on this site
because our words aren't censored--wrong, left, or right.
Claim what you want about the leanings of this population,
you can still make your point with rational presentation.)

But if you would rather leave MetaFilter in some dramatic, public pout,
know that martyrdom's overrated, and don't let the door hit your ass on the way out.
posted by troybob at 9:01 AM PST on November 13
posted by dazed_one at 3:28 PM on November 13, 2003


"What is cool on metafilter?"

57.5 degrees Fahrenheit.

Above that point it's lukewarm.
posted by mr_crash_davis at 3:39 PM on November 13, 2003


not this
posted by eyeballkid at 3:56 PM on November 13, 2003


whoops. i meant this. and now it's even worse.
posted by eyeballkid at 3:58 PM on November 13, 2003


Elvis is cool everywhere
posted by matteo at 4:10 PM on November 13, 2003


The sorts of posts that I find really interesting are extremely complicated concepts that take me a little bit of re-reading to understand. Of course, more often than not, I don't comment on those, and would much rather read the discourse from people who actually have a clue, or at least seem like they do.

That, and flash games. /me hugs crunchland
posted by angry modem at 4:40 PM on November 13, 2003


metafilter makes me feel pretty.
posted by quonsar at 4:55 PM on November 13, 2003


What I think is cool
are those who don't drool
and spit with intemperate bile,
or rant, roar, and rave
as though their ego to save—
these things I find especially vile.

The things that are new—
the thoughts and ideas, too—
are what I particularly like,
the grudges & vendettas,
the "you're worse" and "I'm betta"s,
these things from the site I would strike.

Give me the smart use of words,
not the name-calling turds,
and you'll never hear me complain;
those who don't assume the worst
are those I'd put first,
and those who take time to explain.

The links that astound and excite
each day and most every night—
these are the core of the 'Filter;
if we focus on those
I think each of us knows
that would keep us from getting off-kilter.
posted by rushmc at 4:59 PM on November 13, 2003


dam it man
YOU ARE PRETTY.
posted by clavdivs at 5:45 PM on November 13, 2003


I completely agree
with wise rushmc,
and I hope that his view catches on.
If people start quelling
the fighting and yelling,
the 'Filter could have a new dawn.

Let everyone strive
to keep fairness alive
and be thoughtful and clever and witty—
and let quonsar get well
from his tiamat hell,
in which everything makes him feel pretty.
posted by languagehat at 5:50 PM on November 13, 2003


You know what I'm tired of arguing with people who's minds I'm not gonna change and who don't like or respect me anyway. It just ends up making me feel bad and ruining the site for people I do enjoy.

So, Matt. sorry for every time I've acted like an asshole here and screwed up this truly great thing you've created.

And to people I've pissed off needlessly. Sorry to you, too.
posted by jonmc at 6:07 PM on November 13, 2003


You know what I'm tired of arguing with people who's minds I'm not gonna change and who don't like or respect me anyway. It just ends up making me feel bad and ruining the site for people I do enjoy.

So, Matt. sorry for every time I've acted like an asshole here and screwed up this truly great thing you've created.

And to people I've pissed off needlessly. Sorry to you, too.
posted by y6y6y6 at 6:14 PM on November 13, 2003


I like well-presented argument, even if it doesn't change my mind. If I can understand the rational thought behind an opposing viewpoint, it helps bring my own views back to the moderate centre. (I don't think extremes are healthy in most cases.)

I like humour. I especially like unexpected humour. The spit-coffee-on-the-monitor humour.

I like the newsfilterish aspect of MetaFilter, as long as it provides new information or a unique view. And as long as it doesn't swamp the front page.

I really like a lot of the compassion and passion shown on MetaFilter. We've got people who are very empathetic to other's situations. We've also got people who are dedicated to their causes. That's better than homogenity.

Most of all, I really, really like the new GPS coordinates info on the user pages. If only that were true.

Sorry, I just had to get a pony in.
posted by five fresh fish at 6:20 PM on November 13, 2003


Jonmc, I have never known you to act like an asshole. Argue away - you're interesting to read.

Don't take offense at the omission of an identical reassurance, y6y6y6 - I'm just not as familiar with your posting style.
posted by orange swan at 6:23 PM on November 13, 2003


f&m posting that removing Saurman from Return of the King is a Repuplican conspiracy is the coolest thing ever imagined. If f&m is can treat things lightly, I think we're all saved. Oh, sweet baby Jesus, I hope he was kidding.
posted by superchris at 6:26 PM on November 13, 2003


Jonmc, I have never known you to act like an asshole.

Trust me, it's happened. Even when people offend me or make me feel small (usually not on purpose), I can't let that be a liscence to stink things up. I was more fun, and this place was more fun when I reined in my angrier urges.
posted by jonmc at 6:28 PM on November 13, 2003


At least I'm good for something.
posted by The God Complex at 6:35 PM on November 13, 2003


I love all the strange alleyways and undergrounds and air castles that Metafilter posts take me to, obviously, but I think that what's really cool is being guided there by people that you begin to, in some sense, know. Kind of like the "Lonely Planet" guides... or something.
posted by taz at 6:40 PM on November 13, 2003


My vote for coolest... MeFi username: poodlemouthe.

Remember, adding the 'e' makes it classy.
posted by tss at 6:41 PM on November 13, 2003


This is the coolest thing not on MetaFilter right now. I can't bring myself to post it, as it's from memepool (and I'm sure everyone has seen it), but I have watched it about 4200 times and laughed at almost each viewing. [big qt file]
posted by Mid at 6:55 PM on November 13, 2003


[I mean flash file]
posted by Mid at 6:59 PM on November 13, 2003


I love Miguel and Miguel loves me.
posted by ColdChef at 7:03 PM on November 13, 2003


Just what makes this website so great
despite insults, invective and hate?
Its the links that we post
that keep us engrossed
when we're not busy being irate
posted by anastasiav at 7:09 PM on November 13, 2003


I'm not as cool as Stan, but I've got beer in the fridge.
posted by stavrosthewonderchicken at 7:09 PM on November 13, 2003


I have jagermeister in the cupboard.
posted by The God Complex at 7:11 PM on November 13, 2003


I have an Indian in the Cupboard. He'd like a beer, Stav, if you're sharing....
posted by anastasiav at 7:17 PM on November 13, 2003


Name calling is ugly and rude
and it smacks of ingratitude.
What must lurkers think
of the depths that we sink?
Thank heaven that Matt's not a prude!
posted by anastasiav at 7:17 PM on November 13, 2003


sorry. It got away from me. I'm done...
posted by anastasiav at 7:20 PM on November 13, 2003


The good thing of metafilter is that certain people I saw here had very good blogs and I like to read them.

And I feel like if I'm ever in Portugal I would try to look M.E. Cardoso up in the phonebook and see if he would hang out, and if he didn't want to or was busy that would be cool anyway because there's probably tons to do in Portugal and besides that's not the only reason I went there.

I hug all of you.
posted by Hildago at 7:31 PM on November 13, 2003


I KISS YOU !!!!!
posted by languagehat at 7:34 PM on November 13, 2003


For me, the greatest thing about MetaFilter is showing the world how prOn can keep you young.


posted by MiguelCardoso at 8:08 PM on November 13, 2003


And cheeky!
posted by MiguelCardoso at 8:09 PM on November 13, 2003


{sir, miguel made me laugh}
posted by clavdivs at 9:15 PM on November 13, 2003


So who among us will be willing to have this used as our epitaph:

"On the whole, I'd rather be at Metafilter"
posted by MAYORBOB at 9:15 PM on November 13, 2003


For the record, I think Miguel is cool, even though I threw a "hot air bag" cheap shot at him in the "Hawking's Balloon Basket" thread. But if I'd made the joke about somebody here I really consider a "hot air bag", then I'd probably get the Wrath of God thrown down upon me (or, in a least one case, the Wrath of God-Doesn't-Exist).

"On the whole, I'd rather be at Metafilter"
I'm getting those words carved on my tombstone tomorrow (if I can get it out of pawn...)
posted by wendell at 10:14 PM on November 13, 2003


It's kind of cool to see a proliferation of rhyme;
it helps tear some of the negativity asunder--
and to not have some fun here would be a crime.
(But why does quonsar keep touching himself, I wonder?)
posted by troybob at 10:58 PM on November 13, 2003


i feel good
{dah dah dah dah dah dah dat}
just like i should now
{dah dah dah dah dah dah dat}
i feel nice
{dah dah dah dah dah dah dat}
like sugar and spice now
{dah dah dah dah dah dah dat}
so good!
{dat dat}
so nice!
{dat}
i got a-you!
{dat dat dat dat dat!}
posted by quonsar at 11:31 PM on November 13, 2003


oooooooooooooooooooooooow!
posted by quonsar at 11:32 PM on November 13, 2003


Well, my mom says I'm cool.

okay, and so is Miguel. And the neat art links. And y2karl when he's in archivist mode. And *some* of the news/politics stuff. And some of the Friday Flash stuff. And the sainted memory of the Infamous Acronym Thread. And if I could travel back in time to before it was closed, #9622. And quonsar, and jonmc, and coldchef, and fff, and wendell, and 17100-odd other people. [drunk & sloppy]i loooveshyuouguysh'rethjegreatest[/drunk]
posted by arto at 11:48 PM on November 13, 2003


*watches arto slump unconscious to the floor, steals wallet*
posted by quonsar at 11:50 PM on November 13, 2003


Once you try to define 'cool' it ceases to be.

Do not look for The Cool as it is a fickle thing, always in your peripheral, never in focus.

The Cool does not exist as you and I do. Nay, The Cool is a neo-platonic ideal, one that while is serves a purpose as an example or a frame of reference, The Cool is not, in the strictest sense, real.

However, if a gun were placed to my head by a rather twitchy, caffienated PETAphile, then I would be forced take the damn bullet. The Cool must remain unspoken.
posted by Dagobert at 2:39 AM on November 14, 2003


oooooooooooooooooooooooow!

I spent twenty seconds trying to properly transcribe the next, entirely non-verbal, part of that song, as I often verbalize it when making love to a beautiful lady, but putting it down into words proved too difficult. Hopefully that image has scarred you, though, and carrying on with your meagre and wayward existence proves difficult.

If anything, this place needs more horrifying personal details.
posted by The God Complex at 3:14 AM on November 14, 2003


srboisvert, thank you for doing something to turn the negative tide and make us all think about what we love about this site. I also quite enjoyed the 'wrong' link - quonsar is exactly one of the things I love about MeFi - everytime I decide I really like or dislike him, he changes my mind.

I think MetaFilter is one of the coolest things on the web. I enjoy the links and the personalities and even the poo-flinging on occasion. It is always entertaining, frequently enlightening and sometimes frustrating. And it's exactly this mix that keeps us coming back. Or me, at least.

Mid, I hadn't seen that before and it really, really made me laugh. You should post the 'original' too so people can put it in proper context...
posted by widdershins at 6:35 AM on November 14, 2003


I often verbalize it when making love to a beautiful lady

Indeed, TGC - posting to MetaTalk, as a better man than both of us has often said, is very much like making love to a beautiful woman... ;)
posted by MiguelCardoso at 7:13 AM on November 14, 2003


I would have compared it to foreplay with a really goofy looking - yet endearing - guy - sure, it can be good sometimes, but I find myself giggling at the wrong moments, I rather like to tease and provoke, and sometimes I just need to disengage.
posted by orange swan at 7:18 AM on November 14, 2003


All I learn here is why MetaFilter, to me, appeals.
Thanks to Miguel, I now know how being with a woman feels.
(Which helps, considering my lancet
will never get to meet Cate Blanchett.)
posted by troybob at 7:58 AM on November 14, 2003


...yes I know 'lancet' isn't the best choice, and I'm not fantasizing a crime;
I was trying to be racy--and you try to make something with 'Blanchett' rhyme.
posted by troybob at 8:04 AM on November 14, 2003


hmm...It helps, since I'm not straight,
so I'll never do Blanchett, Cate.
posted by troybob at 8:05 AM on November 14, 2003


Yeah you like that don'tcha Metatalk?! Yeaah, TAKE IT ALL!
posted by Stan Chin at 8:14 AM on November 14, 2003


As a MeFier is in MetaTalk, so that MeFier is in bed.
posted by orange swan at 8:21 AM on November 14, 2003


I'm not one to boast,
but you see I've achieved multiple-post.
posted by troybob at 8:22 AM on November 14, 2003


Of course, though we consider Miguel a great conversation piece,
we now know he's just here achieving release.
posted by troybob at 8:23 AM on November 14, 2003


Now I'm picturing Rushmc in an amateur Gilbert and Sullivan production. Possibly The Mikado. Singing Three Little Maids from School.

This is not a happy thing.

There is no place in MetaFilter for operetta. Let us remember that.
posted by Kafkaesque at 10:28 AM on November 14, 2003


There's no place in Mefi for lots of things, but they elbow their way in regardless.
posted by konolia at 12:17 PM on November 14, 2003


[sings] "I am the very model of a modern major..."

::: looks at Kafkaesque, shuts up :::
posted by rushmc at 12:28 PM on November 14, 2003


Indeed, TGC - posting to MetaTalk, as a better man than both of us has often said, is very much like making love to a beautiful woman... ;)

Sage advice.
posted by The God Complex at 1:16 PM on November 14, 2003


As a MeFier is in MetaTalk, so that MeFier is in bed.
I'm not even going to touch that.
posted by me3dia at 1:54 PM on November 14, 2003


But your imagination has gone to work, eh me3dia. Eh?
posted by orange swan at 2:17 PM on November 14, 2003


an alexandrine for troybob:

I feel the pain of my wound of lust for fair Cate Blanchett,
But moan alone in vain I must - I cannot stanch it.
posted by i_am_joe's_spleen at 4:06 PM on November 14, 2003


Baby, when I think about you
I think about love
Darlin, gonna live without you
And your love
If I had those golden dreams of my yesterday
I would wrap you
In the heavens
And feel it dying dying dying all the way

well i feel like makin

Feel like makin love
Feel like makin love
Feel like makin love
I feel like makin love to you

Baby, if I think about you
I think about love and
Darlin, if I had to live without you
I live without love
And if I had the sun and moon
and they were shinin
I would give you both night and day
Love satisfying

well I Feel like makin
Feel like makin love
Feel like makin love
Feel like makin love
I feel like makin love to you

And if I had those golden dreams of my yesterday
I would wrap you
In the heavens
Feel it dying dying dying all the way

Feel like makin
Feel like makin love
Feel like makin love
Feel like makin love
I feel like makin love to you
posted by _sirmissalot_ at 6:39 PM on November 14, 2003


why don't we d-do it in the road?
posted by quonsar at 9:05 PM on November 14, 2003


chewy chewy chewy chewy
chewy chewy chewy baby
do it to me, chewy, chew me out of my mind
posted by mischief at 9:22 PM on November 14, 2003


Tomorrow (Korea time) is my Third Metafilter Birthday, and that's pretty fucking cool (or sad, depending on how you look at it). Christ on a moped, I musta written a novel or two's worth of bibblebibble here in the last 3 years..
posted by stavrosthewonderchicken at 9:58 PM on November 14, 2003


I like that, most of the time, by the time I get around to posting or replying to something, someone else has already perfectly expressed my thoughts, only ten times better than I ever could have.

And I'm not even going to check to see if someone did it in this thread.
posted by majcher at 11:11 PM on November 14, 2003


majcher, you just...

damn.
posted by i_am_joe's_spleen at 12:18 AM on November 15, 2003



HAPPY BIRTHDAY STAVROS
YOU'RE "WONDERFOWL"!!!
posted by quonsar at 5:45 AM on November 15, 2003


Q: Why was Jesus so popular?
A: Cuz he was hung like this.
posted by mischief at 7:24 AM on November 15, 2003


Happy MeFiDay, you chirpin' chicken you!
posted by languagehat at 7:49 AM on November 15, 2003


Happy Bird-day to you!
Now, everybody sing!!!

When you find yourself in danger
When you're threatened by a stranger
When it looks like you might take a lickin'
(Buck buck buck buck)

There is one thing you should learn
When there is no one else to turn to
Call for stavrosthewonderchicken!

Fred, if you're afraid you'll have to overlook it!
Besides you knew the job was dang'rous when you took it.

He will drink his supersauce
And throw the bad guys for a loss
And he will bring them in alive and kickin'
(Buck buck buck buck)

There is one thing you should learn
When there is no one else to turn to
Call for stavrosthewonderchicken!
(Buck buck buck buck)
Call for stavrosthewonderchicken!
(Buck buck!!)
posted by wendell at 8:29 AM on November 15, 2003


i always thought those were supposed to be "bawks" not "bucks". and no, i don't make a habit of correcting people in bed.

Happy Third-versary, Wonderbird! Cluck this!
posted by whatnot at 12:52 PM on November 15, 2003


DAMN!
posted by madamjujujive at 5:46 PM on November 15, 2003


Thank you, friends. Christ on a moped indeedy!
posted by stavrosthewonderchicken at 6:12 PM on November 15, 2003




That does it! I posted my wonderchicken birthday greeting in the wrong thread and, as penance, I'm diving to my death for my sin. :)
posted by MiguelCardoso at 9:40 PM on November 15, 2003


quonsar makes me feel pretty.
posted by eddydamascene at 2:34 AM on November 16, 2003


Is it still your birthday in Korea, O Mighty Fowl One? Many happy returns.

And if not, DAMN YOU INTERNATIONAL DATE LINE!

and no, not the 1-900-ASIAND8 one.

well, not for the same reasons, anyway.
posted by arto at 3:47 AM on November 16, 2003


and somebody tell quonsar to gimme my wallet back
posted by arto at 3:47 AM on November 16, 2003


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