"mathowie: guardian of history"—quonsar
"...you two-faced arrogant trashy rabid venal asinine untrustworthy talking-with-your-mouth-full-of-your-own-feet foo-foo-twisting unrepentant disrespectful scrofulous barbaric brane-ded malnourished-intellect children's-song-mangling vituperative weak-willed outlandish cockamamie nakedly-evil abuse-deserving rabbit-espousing lyric-wrecking foul-mouthed corporate-suck-up the-zenith-of-your-cultural-knowledge-doesn't-reach-the-nadir-of-my-aesthetic-weltanshauung clue-lacking morose vapid staggeringly-vile insidious beavis-brained Shirky-quoting vicious malefactor probable-Manilow-listening-and-bad-coffee-drinking muck-sucking so-twisted-you-can-hide-at-will-behind-a-spiral-staircase crayola-mind English-Lit-grad-student poopy-headed Brooklyn-accent-talking gutless poetry-blind righteousness-scorning Dark-Side-of-the-Force-tempting coercive child-corrupting bad-influence lie-peddling amoral old-hatwearing scandalous bilious disgusting foul cheap-shot-taking illogical lobotomized tragic wheedling cowardly prevaricating post-modernist."—Harry Teasley, 1997, a.f.u
Matt Haughey Pat Healy: Really, it's only a side thing for my true passion.
Mary: And what's that?
Matt Haughey Pat Healy: I work with retards.
Mary: Isn't that a little politically incorrect?
Matt Haughey Pat Healy: Yeah, maybe, but hell, no one's gonna tell me who I can and can't work with.