Haiku-posts are stale.

July 30, 2001 3:39 PM

By the power vested in me, I, Shadowkeeper, declare haiku-posts to be officially passe.

Well. I guess that's settled.
posted by Shadowkeeper to Etiquette/Policy at 3:39 PM (12 comments total)

Thanks. What took you so long?
posted by rcade at 4:02 PM on July 30, 2001

Haikus are outlawed,
only outlaws will write them
How fascist are you?
posted by fooljay at 4:09 PM on July 30, 2001

Well I guess that's it
For little old me. Perhaps
limericks are next.
posted by DoublePostGuy at 4:55 PM on July 30, 2001

Has anyone seen fooljay and DoublePostGuy in the same room together? (If you did, what did DoublePostGuy look like?)
posted by Steven Den Beste at 5:12 PM on July 30, 2001

Shadow Keeper thought that he would say
haiku-posts had become quite passe
the metafilter mob
branded him a big snob
"stop telling us what we can say!"
posted by alana at 10:37 PM on July 30, 2001

Communication
paradigm assaulted by
jealous philistine
posted by Opus Dark at 1:01 AM on July 31, 2001

I can hardly wait
Until calling trends passé
Is passé itself.
posted by harmful at 9:04 AM on July 31, 2001

No more Haiku. From now on the clever posts will be alliterative.
posted by Steven Den Beste at 10:21 AM on July 31, 2001

I post however I would damn well please.
(I mainly pass on threads that "die in threes".)
Should Metafilter change its paradigm,
Then Plastic may revive before its time.

Fun with Iambic Pentameter.
posted by dhartung at 6:34 PM on July 31, 2001

Sonnets? Anyone for sonnets?
posted by Steven Den Beste at 10:58 PM on July 31, 2001

Sorry ev'ryone
Didn't know I annoyed you
Just stylistic choice
posted by dogmatic at 12:52 PM on August 1, 2001

Nah, limericks are better.
posted by Tin Man at 1:50 PM on August 3, 2001