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What the fuck are you talking about, yer?
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posted by Mayor Curley at 7:39 AM on September 17, 2004
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posted by Mayor Curley at 7:39 AM on September 17, 2004
Worst. Spelleing of 'ever'. Ever.
posted by Space Coyote at 7:52 AM on September 17, 2004
posted by Space Coyote at 7:52 AM on September 17, 2004
rsshole
posted by Pretty_Generic at 7:59 AM on September 17, 2004
posted by Pretty_Generic at 7:59 AM on September 17, 2004
It never ceases to amaze me when I see how low we go to make someone laugh. I'm guilty of it all the time; something about laughter that warms the soul I guess.
posted by BlueTrain at 8:16 AM on September 17, 2004
posted by BlueTrain at 8:16 AM on September 17, 2004
Worst. Spelleing of 'ever'. Ever.
Most. Ironic comment. Ever.
posted by Johnny Assay at 8:58 AM on September 17, 2004
Most. Ironic comment. Ever.
posted by Johnny Assay at 8:58 AM on September 17, 2004
This is probably very bad news for my mother
posted by Pretty_Generic at 9:02 AM on September 17, 2004
posted by Pretty_Generic at 9:02 AM on September 17, 2004
Who here hasn't had the jruns?
posted by KevinSkomsvold at 9:13 AM on September 17, 2004
posted by KevinSkomsvold at 9:13 AM on September 17, 2004
and still the guy who JRuns this place ignores the problem.
posted by quonsar at 9:23 AM on September 17, 2004
posted by quonsar at 9:23 AM on September 17, 2004
<Sombre Voice>
Today ... an era came to an end.
The website known as MetaFilter is no more.
People went to its address this morning and found ... nothing.
It is believed that MetaTalk is to blame.
There was so much nitpicking on MetaTalk, that eventually, all the threads in MetaFilter simply unravelled.
The site leaves behind a widow, Mr. Haughey, and a dog, named quonsar.
posted by Blue Stone at 9:27 AM on September 17, 2004
Today ... an era came to an end.
The website known as MetaFilter is no more.
People went to its address this morning and found ... nothing.
It is believed that MetaTalk is to blame.
There was so much nitpicking on MetaTalk, that eventually, all the threads in MetaFilter simply unravelled.
The site leaves behind a widow, Mr. Haughey, and a dog, named quonsar.
posted by Blue Stone at 9:27 AM on September 17, 2004
Stupid karma.
posted by Space Coyote at 9:39 AM on September 17, 2004
posted by Space Coyote at 9:39 AM on September 17, 2004
How is that MeFi can't connect to the JRun server but MeTa and Ask MeFi can? I'm not trying to bug Matt about the uptime, just curious as to how this odd situation came about.
posted by riffola at 9:53 AM on September 17, 2004
posted by riffola at 9:53 AM on September 17, 2004
what the fuck purpose does "JRun" serve anyway????
posted by quonsar at 10:13 AM on September 17, 2004
posted by quonsar at 10:13 AM on September 17, 2004
It provides teh reliability.
posted by Pretty_Generic at 10:16 AM on September 17, 2004
posted by Pretty_Generic at 10:16 AM on September 17, 2004
I logged in on a Monday and my server stood still, Da JRun Run Run, Da JRun Run.
posted by chicobangs at 10:21 AM on September 17, 2004
posted by chicobangs at 10:21 AM on September 17, 2004
"a widow, Mr. Haughey"? Matt must be one confused person.
posted by kenko at 10:25 AM on September 17, 2004
posted by kenko at 10:25 AM on September 17, 2004
JRun to the hiiiiiiiiiills, jrun for your liiiiiiiiiife...
posted by chicobangs at 10:37 AM on September 17, 2004
posted by chicobangs at 10:37 AM on September 17, 2004
It's really hard to click on a hyphen or an exclamation point. I guess I should cut back on the caffeine.
posted by JanetLand at 10:38 AM on September 17, 2004
posted by JanetLand at 10:38 AM on September 17, 2004
Please chico, only one per customer. Don't want to have a JRun on the inventory.
posted by soyjoy at 10:42 AM on September 17, 2004
posted by soyjoy at 10:42 AM on September 17, 2004
Sorry, soyjoy. I just started typing and I jran off about a dozen decent ones, and lots more groaners, offensive ones and WTFs.
Maybe I'll start cranking out FPPs and cut P_G at their own game! Yeah, there'll be a jrun on jpuns!
Damn, that's good coffee. And hot, too!
posted by chicobangs at 11:11 AM on September 17, 2004
Maybe I'll start cranking out FPPs and cut P_G at their own game! Yeah, there'll be a jrun on jpuns!
Damn, that's good coffee. And hot, too!
posted by chicobangs at 11:11 AM on September 17, 2004
Anyway, this little joke seems to have run its course. PG has gotten his MeFi hand-jobs over it and was called a motherfucker by the admin *inside* a deletion comment.
The MeTa callout just completes the cycle.
Oh, I forgot to mention: ha.
posted by scarabic at 11:30 AM on September 17, 2004
The MeTa callout just completes the cycle.
Oh, I forgot to mention: ha.
posted by scarabic at 11:30 AM on September 17, 2004
chico, there's no need to apologize for something that gets Bruce Dickinson's voice in my head. Unless I wind up with one foot up on my cube singing out lout.
posted by yerfatma at 11:32 AM on September 17, 2004
posted by yerfatma at 11:32 AM on September 17, 2004
I've thought that the joke was funny in the way that's not. But, you know, if you don't like the injokes scroll past them.
posted by Ethereal Bligh at 2:24 PM on September 17, 2004
posted by Ethereal Bligh at 2:24 PM on September 17, 2004
I love it when the melted butter and the syrup jrun down the sides of my pancake stack. Mmmm....
posted by padraigin at 5:41 PM on September 17, 2004
posted by padraigin at 5:41 PM on September 17, 2004
You're all seriously nerds.
posted by FunkyHelix at 6:07 PM on September 17, 2004
posted by FunkyHelix at 6:07 PM on September 17, 2004
posted by five fresh fish at 7:09 PM on September 17, 2004
Are we finally jrunning out of ways to play on the term, "jrun"?
posted by Evstar at 7:20 PM on September 17, 2004
posted by Evstar at 7:20 PM on September 17, 2004
It looks like it's just about jrun its course.
posted by LittleMissCranky at 8:03 PM on September 17, 2004
posted by LittleMissCranky at 8:03 PM on September 17, 2004
Oh, sweet McCartney on a stick, no. I'm trying to avoid being banned on the jrun.
But at this point, I've got enough credits for a Masters in JRuntology, fergodsake.
posted by chicobangs at 8:34 PM on September 17, 2004 [1 favorite]
But at this point, I've got enough credits for a Masters in JRuntology, fergodsake.
posted by chicobangs at 8:34 PM on September 17, 2004 [1 favorite]
It's Paul McCartney And Wings!
Stuck inside these blue walls, sending HTML forever,
Never seeing no one nice again like us,
Matt you, Matt you
If you ever get out of here,
Think of giving it all away
To a solid ISP.
All you need is a pint a day
If you ever get out of here.
Well, my brain exploded with a mighty crash as I read some more from the Dark,
And the first one said to the second one there I think that fucker's stunned.
Filter on the jrun, filter on the jrun.
And the jailer ShepD and sailor Moz were hassling every one
For the filter on the jrun, filter on the jrun, filter on the jrun, filter on the jrun
Well, then Gyan drew a heavy sigh seeing no one else had come,
And a bell was ringing in the server room for the software had just crashed.
Filter on the jrun, filter on the jrun.
And the jailer ShepD and sailor Moz, were searching every one
For the filter on the jrun, filter on the jrun, filter on the jrun, filter on the jrun
Well, the night was falling as the americacentric world began to go to bed.
But in Korea they’re just logging in for a morning read, but MetaFilter never will be found.
Filter on the jrun, filter on the jrun
And Pretty_Generic, who held a grudge
Will search for evermore
For the filter on the jrun, filter on the jrun, filter on the jrun, filter on the jrun
posted by five fresh fish at 10:47 PM on September 17, 2004 [1 favorite]
Stuck inside these blue walls, sending HTML forever,
Never seeing no one nice again like us,
Matt you, Matt you
If you ever get out of here,
Think of giving it all away
To a solid ISP.
All you need is a pint a day
If you ever get out of here.
Well, my brain exploded with a mighty crash as I read some more from the Dark,
And the first one said to the second one there I think that fucker's stunned.
Filter on the jrun, filter on the jrun.
And the jailer ShepD and sailor Moz were hassling every one
For the filter on the jrun, filter on the jrun, filter on the jrun, filter on the jrun
Well, then Gyan drew a heavy sigh seeing no one else had come,
And a bell was ringing in the server room for the software had just crashed.
Filter on the jrun, filter on the jrun.
And the jailer ShepD and sailor Moz, were searching every one
For the filter on the jrun, filter on the jrun, filter on the jrun, filter on the jrun
Well, the night was falling as the americacentric world began to go to bed.
But in Korea they’re just logging in for a morning read, but MetaFilter never will be found.
Filter on the jrun, filter on the jrun
And Pretty_Generic, who held a grudge
Will search for evermore
For the filter on the jrun, filter on the jrun, filter on the jrun, filter on the jrun
posted by five fresh fish at 10:47 PM on September 17, 2004 [1 favorite]
I'd like to apologise on fff's behalf.
posted by Pretty_Generic at 4:48 AM on September 18, 2004
posted by Pretty_Generic at 4:48 AM on September 18, 2004
Stuck inside these blue walls, sending HTML forever... etc. etc.
*blinks*
*blinks*
Um...
*blinks*
uh...
gee, uh...
say, chico, you got anymore of those Jrun jokes ready?
posted by soyjoy at 10:24 PM on September 18, 2004
*blinks*
*blinks*
Um...
*blinks*
uh...
gee, uh...
say, chico, you got anymore of those Jrun jokes ready?
posted by soyjoy at 10:24 PM on September 18, 2004
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posted by yerfatma at 7:29 AM on September 17, 2004