Link switched to goatse

September 24, 2004 1:28 PM

The link in this girlfriend/Powerpoint post has been switched to Goatse. Just a warning for those of you that may have subsequently posted it to your own blogs, or mailed it to your boss or something.
posted by chill to Bugs at 1:28 PM (25 comments total)

never noticed that thread before - anyone have a copy of the powerpoint?
posted by andrew cooke at 1:40 PM on September 24, 2004

Holly shit hole Batman, over at Day Pop Top 40, that is currently the 24th top link being viewed. Wonder if it's view will climb higher now.
posted by thomcatspike at 1:43 PM on September 24, 2004

"Just to let you know, this is revolutionary......"

This has all the makings of a great practical joke.

"Hmmmmm........... I wonder how we can get 10,000 hearts and flowers weblogs to link to Goatse?"
posted by y6y6y6 at 2:02 PM on September 24, 2004

Actually, I googled my name (Konolia,not my real name) and what was either the goat thing or an imitator turned up on one of the links...I may need therapy. What makes me upset is that the link was supposedly Wil wheaton.....

And then a couple of days later I was googling BREADMAKING of all things and on one of the sites I clicked a link-porn again!

I have managed to b e on the net for years without seeing anything like that....I need bleach. For the eyeballs. Especially for the first one.....
posted by konolia at 2:39 PM on September 24, 2004

Relapsed domain taken over by pr0nsters?
posted by billsaysthis at 2:41 PM on September 24, 2004

What makes me upset is that the link was supposedly Wil wheaton.....

*ROFLS, high-fives angrymodem*
posted by quonsar at 3:10 PM on September 24, 2004

Prolapsed domain more like...
posted by i_cola at 3:15 PM on September 24, 2004

And that little vignette right there tells you everything you ever need to know about angrymodem and quonsar.
posted by Ethereal Bligh at 3:45 PM on September 24, 2004

and on one of the sites I clicked a link-porn again!

porn-again Christian?
posted by matteo at 3:50 PM on September 24, 2004

There you have it. Wil Wheaton is obviously a demon.
posted by angry modem at 5:03 PM on September 24, 2004

What was freaky about the bread site is it looked like a regular site on....making bread. The links were supposedly to each step in the breadmaking process....I am not an internet newbie or an idiot, I don't click on questionable things (a skill honed right here on the 'filter...)

So quonsar, regarding the other one, do you have something you need to TELL ME?
posted by konolia at 5:10 PM on September 24, 2004

What is that man doing to his butt??
posted by moift at 5:50 PM on September 24, 2004

Come on, now. Wil Wheaton's not a demon. His evil twin is.
posted by bedhead at 5:50 PM on September 24, 2004

That's nothing. Earlier I did a search for Hot Sluts with Gaping Anuses and Dripping Cunts #28 and found a Martha Stewart site about making muffins.
posted by bargle at 6:20 PM on September 24, 2004

Goatse is so familiar by now, he's like an old friend.

Lame, but extra points for the old skool ambience.
posted by stavrosthewonderchicken at 6:40 PM on September 24, 2004

"I am not an internet newbie or an idiot"

Here we go again.

Yes, konolia, you are indeed an idiot. And you will always be a newbie.
posted by y6y6y6 at 6:47 PM on September 24, 2004

Don't call her a newbie. I bet you don't even know what an RFC is.
posted by angry modem at 7:00 PM on September 24, 2004

So quonsar, regarding the other one, do you have something you need to TELL ME?

yes.



i have fish in my pants.
posted by quonsar at 7:01 PM on September 24, 2004

that fish has got to be smelling pretty foul by now, quonsar. it's been in the pants for quite some time.
posted by caution live frogs at 7:15 PM on September 24, 2004

Silly frogs: change pants, change fish. Does mommy still dress you or what?
posted by PinkStainlessTail at 7:27 PM on September 24, 2004

What makes goatse guy so ironic is the inevitability that years from now, a retrospective of his work will be linked to on some collective hive-mind, but to little avail. In fact, the "post" will be drowned out by moronic in-jokes about biomorphic implants being stuck in analog mode, or trollposts on weither the assembler robots in Atlixco de Puebla, Mexico, have any right to go on strike while the humans who like near the factories remain in squalor...
posted by Smart Dalek at 5:01 AM on September 25, 2004

i have fish in my pants.

More than one fish, q? Wow. Whatta guy.
posted by JanetLand at 5:37 AM on September 25, 2004

You know, fuck those assembler robots in Atlixco. When they can assemble a teleporter that actually functions, they can start whining to me about poor working conditions. Last time I tried to send my dad a birthday present, quonsar's fish came out the other end.

And biomorphic implants were never funny, I don't care what President Kodos says.
posted by languagehat at 7:00 AM on September 25, 2004

I need bleach. For the eyeballs.

All of God's creations are beautiful, konolia, even the human body. Stop fearing and putting down His work...He doesn't like it.
posted by rushmc at 7:36 PM on September 25, 2004

rushmc, if you saw that first pic, you'd ask me to pass you the bleach when I was done.
posted by konolia at 3:12 AM on September 26, 2004