SF Meetup

November 11, 2004 9:01 AM

Dear MetaTalk,

I never thought I'd be writing to you, but I wanted to tell you about the hot action at the SF MeetUp last night. [more inside]
posted by Kafkaesque to MetaFilter Gatherings at 9:01 AM (33 comments total)

I walked into the bar a little shy, not knowing what to expect. I figured it would be the usual cavalcade of hairy-palmed uberdorks. Then, I felt a hand on my thigh. I turned to find of bevy of luscious MeFemales in various states of undress. Blondes, redheads, and other colors that may have been from Out of Space. I protested that I was married, but it made no difference to these wanton women. On and on, with only occasional breaks for Shepherd's Pie and Guinness.

I would have taken pictures, but a night like that is to be savored as a thing for gossamer memory, not cheapened by pixellated RGB.
posted by Kafkaesque at 9:01 AM on November 11, 2004

What's it like to be touched by a girl?
posted by Keyser Soze at 9:06 AM on November 11, 2004

RealLIFEMUD > 60hp $67.35 > You are currently in a San Francisco bar. You see a group of hot women that you met on the internet to the north. Exits are NORTH, EAST, SOUTH, and DENNIS.
posted by Stan Chin at 9:07 AM on November 11, 2004

Be careful Kafkaesque! Remember, what happens at MeFi meetup stays at MeFi meetup.
posted by bendy at 10:44 AM on November 11, 2004

This sounds like the beginning of a penthouse letters-style bit of MeFi slash fiction.
posted by mathowie (staff) at 10:46 AM on November 11, 2004

Sex with you is a really Kafkaesque experience.
posted by geoff. at 11:06 AM on November 11, 2004

mathowie, I think that was the point.
posted by kenko at 11:12 AM on November 11, 2004

fiction

Except that every word of it is true. Except the thigh thing - that didn't happen until later.
posted by caitlinb at 11:14 AM on November 11, 2004

This is really of no use until we get some pictures ...
posted by Shane at 11:26 AM on November 11, 2004

until we get some pictures

Or the new MetaFilter Gone Wild 2-DVD set that is being released next week. Complete with hot Miguel-on-matteo action.
posted by mathowie (staff) at 11:33 AM on November 11, 2004

Ok. Lunch is out of the question now. Thanks Father Matt.
posted by terrapin at 11:41 AM on November 11, 2004

It's been done, involving matteo, even.
posted by Ufez Jones at 11:56 AM on November 11, 2004

Was there any hot "girls in eyeglasses" action involved?
posted by jonson at 11:58 AM on November 11, 2004

The Miguel-on-Matteo DVD has been optioned by DreamWorks and will be packaged, Kill Bill-style, with the forthcoming Matteo-on-Miguel extravaganza currently being shot in Valparaiso, Colombia. Void in states where sodomy or love of Mizoguchi is prohibited and (temporarily, we hope!) currently outlawed by the Homeland Security Act but scheduled for release following John Ashcroft's resignation.

For those who can't wait (though the loss of two vowels as important as "e" and "o" may be too much for connoisseurs, fully aware of the Matteo/Matt differences), there's always "Matt Does Kottke VIII" or "Matt Takes On Little Green Footballs" at bargain prices, with a free Icelandic travelogue (starring Bjork as your guide to eating whale and reindeer without the hassle) thrown in. ;)
posted by MiguelCardoso at 12:07 PM on November 11, 2004

For those who can't wait...

Pfft... It's already up on Bittorrent, in both Xvid and a 2 SVCD rip.
posted by togdon at 12:13 PM on November 11, 2004

Complete with hot Miguel-on-matteo action.

What, no parisparamus for the masochist crowd?
posted by jonmc at 12:35 PM on November 11, 2004

No pics? Aww...
posted by adampsyche at 1:09 PM on November 11, 2004

what adam said.
posted by amberglow at 1:41 PM on November 11, 2004

if you like to watch parisparamus masturbate, just head over to the arafat thread.
posted by mr.marx at 2:02 PM on November 11, 2004

what Ufez said. I still remember his big Oklahoma farmboy hands. and 111's whimpering with pleasure.


The Miguel-on-Matteo DVD

yeah, we'll kick Jose Saramago's ass
posted by matteo at 2:23 PM on November 11, 2004

And screw the accent on José!
posted by MiguelCardoso at 3:37 PM on November 11, 2004

José? same accent as Nobél?
posted by matteo at 4:33 PM on November 11, 2004

hey, don't be dissing my Saramago! : P
posted by amberglow at 4:54 PM on November 11, 2004

I wouldn't be so pernickety and precious, Matteo, but José is about the most common name in Portugal - more popular even than João - and, since we are, after all, co-starring in Matt's fantasy, I thought it was only proper to point out that the fact that Giuseppe, although blessedly unaccented in your own lingo, somehow didn't manage to filter through to the Lusitanian provinces your Roman ancestors so fruitfully colonized, thereby creating people like me who love their bacalhau. It was, as any coastal Norwegian will tell you apposite, with a dash though the letter "O" and a garbling sound.

If I told you José Verdi was the most popular composer in Portugal, would you laugh?

Of course you would and bless you for it. :)
posted by MiguelCardoso at 5:43 PM on November 11, 2004

Miguel's bacalhaupiece is easily large enough to create its own ãtmosphéré. (Which saved the production company a trip to New Zealand.)
posted by Opus Dark at 7:33 PM on November 11, 2004

The boy-nerd frenzy that gets going 'round here when there's the possibility of *gasp* feeemales is getting a little cringesome. I'm finding it hard to believe that MeFiMen are that short of contact with da lay-deez in their everyday lives...
posted by i_cola at 3:45 AM on November 12, 2004

It's been done, involving matteo, even.

I reiterate:

Ufez and matteo are massive clit teases. Negatives, ufez. December Dallas meetup better find you with negatives in hand, boy.
posted by romakimmy at 5:17 AM on November 12, 2004

The boy-nerd frenzy that gets going 'round here when there's the possibility of *gasp* feeemales is getting a little cringesome. I'm finding it hard to believe that MeFiMen are that short of contact with da lay-deez in their everyday lives...

Still no pictures here?
posted by Shane at 6:33 AM on November 12, 2004

December Dallas meetup better find you with negatives in hand, boy.

"negatives in big Oklahoma farmboy hand", you mean.
and anyway you know perfectly well that the lens was rendered unusable by fogginess, kimmy.
but I admit I did fall in love with Texas
posted by matteo at 7:55 AM on November 12, 2004

I should also point out that Ufez has massive feet, too.

just sayin'
posted by matteo at 8:00 AM on November 12, 2004

Ufez and matteo are massive clit teases.

Boy, is that the truth! They promise me all this Mefi boy on boy action...and then leave me hanging. It's so sad.
posted by dejah420 at 9:59 AM on November 12, 2004

yeah, look who's talking about teasing

;)

I almost fainted, the I was mentally checking out Lufthansa's schedule for a Dallas connection -- then I got to the "Well, *I* don't" part.
posted by matteo at 11:01 AM on November 12, 2004

*bends over and wiggles his bum at the MeFemales*
posted by antifreez_ at 12:27 PM on November 13, 2004