I'm Matt and so is my wife

November 19, 2004 8:06 AM

I'm Matt and so is my wife.(For the More, the Side must be In)
posted by Dagobert to Bugs at 8:06 AM (11 comments total)

Not a complaint but more a prediction. As Matt acts as the clearinghouse for Our Anonymous Brethren, more and more people respond to "Matt" in the mistaken (and often realized post-post) belief that Our Illustrious Leader is in fact the poster. (Matt, we can surmise, has no children.)

Will Matt become the new 'Them' or That Guy (y'know, That Guy)?
posted by Dagobert at 8:07 AM on November 19, 2004

Matt must be a real jerk for his kid to hate him like that.
posted by bondcliff at 8:11 AM on November 19, 2004

It's because of all the babies I've been kicking lately. And grandmothers I've been pushing over.

I'm working on the new ask mefi page, which has a more inside area, and once wired to the anon part, will solve this problem.
posted by mathowie (staff) at 8:24 AM on November 19, 2004

wired to the anon part

So no more human intervention on the anon questions, Matt?
posted by stupidsexyFlanders at 8:47 AM on November 19, 2004

nope, humans will still be hurt in the production of anon questions. They'll be a more inside field though, to solve the current problem.
posted by mathowie (staff) at 9:12 AM on November 19, 2004

Oeh noes we'll all contract Matt's HPV over the internet.
posted by Krrrlson at 9:12 AM on November 19, 2004

I am Matt's anonymous question.

[/fight club]
posted by Jart at 12:44 PM on November 19, 2004

No, I'm Matt!
posted by DrJohnEvans at 5:46 PM on November 19, 2004

No, I am Matt's anonymous question.

[ / "To Tell the Truth"]

Will the real Matt's anonymous question please stand up?





Please stand up...please stand up...
I'm the question, yes I'm the real question
All you other Matt's questions are just bad investin'
So won't the real Matt's question please stand up...

posted by Sidhedevil at 7:12 PM on November 19, 2004

I'm Matt.


posted by bingo at 6:31 AM on November 20, 2004

er...that was meant to be followed by a witty pseudo-html tag, but apparently in such cases it's necessary to embed the tag in something else so it shows up, and I didn't do that. My bad.
posted by bingo at 6:32 AM on November 20, 2004