There seem to be fewer JRun errors lately and the site seems snappy.

June 14, 2005 12:45 PM

There seem to be fewer JRun errors lately and the site seems snappy. Are congratulations in order?
posted by trey to Uptime at 12:45 PM (26 comments total)

YES!
posted by delmoi at 12:48 PM on June 14, 2005

D'oh! *smacks forehead*

YES, EVEN THE GODS CAN'T BRING THIS SITE DOWN, NOW!
posted by dreamsign at 12:53 PM on June 14, 2005

I am sure this thread will jinx things.
posted by terrapin at 12:55 PM on June 14, 2005

Big mouth effect

in 5... 4... 3...
posted by Civil_Disobedient at 1:18 PM on June 14, 2005

Archduke Franz Ferdinand boasts: "No man can stop me!"
posted by COBRA! at 1:25 PM on June 14, 2005

It is hard to know if we should be happy or apprehensive. Since I don't know what the problem was, how can I know if it's fixed?
posted by OmieWise at 1:37 PM on June 14, 2005

The site has been much better since mathowie's baby was banned.

Coincidence? You be the judge.
posted by timeistight at 1:46 PM on June 14, 2005

We're bigger than Jesus!
posted by graventy at 1:56 PM on June 14, 2005

No, it's just that 9622v2 is experiencing less traffic now that it has slid off the front page.

You can do your part by not clicking on that link or posting any more to it. Especially no more pictures of monkeys. Or midget, bucktoothed tweaker bears.

But the thread could use some pretty graphs about the posting statistics.
posted by loquacious at 2:02 PM on June 14, 2005

you'll jinx it!

There are still some major fixes to come later this week that should improve things further, but yeah, I have two people working on all sorts of fixes, most of which are responsible for the change in uptime.
posted by mathowie (staff) at 2:13 PM on June 14, 2005

Jinxed, the JRun server just went down.
posted by fvw at 2:26 PM on June 14, 2005

I just got a JRun, you bastard guy!

*distributes pitchforks and torches*

GET 'IM!
posted by loquacious at 2:29 PM on June 14, 2005

You are a fuckin Jonah, Trey, no question. Awesome work.
posted by Divine_Wino at 2:30 PM on June 14, 2005

I knew I shouldn't have used that two-button mouse...
posted by Smart Dalek at 2:32 PM on June 14, 2005

"they couldn't hit an elephant at this dist...."
posted by jessamyn at 2:37 PM on June 14, 2005

Holy shit, look at all those fucking Indians.
posted by Divine_Wino at 2:40 PM on June 14, 2005

So this is like the game?
posted by weapons-grade pandemonium at 2:49 PM on June 14, 2005

Argh. You whore, I just lost again.

and:

WHY DID YOU SHOOT MY DOG?
posted by loquacious at 2:51 PM on June 14, 2005

Beat it, pinkos. Manifest destiny, my scalp.
posted by gramschmidt at 2:53 PM on June 14, 2005

what's this burnt-plastic smell now?
posted by matteo at 3:18 PM on June 14, 2005

Oops, sorry, that was me.
posted by dg at 3:53 PM on June 14, 2005

Sorry, sorry, sorry!
posted by trey at 5:14 PM on June 14, 2005

time for a stress test!!! quickly! we need 9622 more homage threads to the 9622 thread, simultaneously STAT!
posted by shmegegge at 6:31 PM on June 14, 2005

*sigh*

As soon as I went to click on the link for this thread, I got The White. :(
posted by chota at 11:16 AM on June 15, 2005

Fustrating as the JRun was this afternoon this thread made it worth it.

Thanks for the laugh trey.
posted by Mitheral at 8:49 PM on June 15, 2005

This thread simply needs more posts, especially ones that say thank you.

Thanks for the improvements, Matt - and mystery crew.
Thanks for the community meeting/drinking/flinging hall.
posted by loquacious at 1:18 AM on June 16, 2005