Interesting profiles

September 13, 2005 10:58 AM

3. Suppose a press gang forces you onto the production crew of a 3-hour pornographic epic starring Whoopi Goldberg and Randy Quaid. What are your favorite MeFi user profile pages?
I've seen some cool ones but can't remember them. Right now COBRA!'s gets my nod because there 13 questions relating to the above mentioned 3-hour epic.
posted by OmieWise to MetaFilter-related at 10:58 AM (32 comments total)

I can't quite figure out why I found that so funny. Maybe it's just the way he really committed to the joke?
posted by It's Raining Florence Henderson at 11:17 AM on September 13, 2005

That's pretty good. Sort of has that Roy Orbison in Cling Wrap vibe. I like Hands of Manos' profile. It's purty.
posted by iconomy at 11:17 AM on September 13, 2005

A few of my favorites: crunchland, jessamyn ('cuz I stole her stylesheet), and taz (another nice stylesheet).
posted by monju_bosatsu at 11:18 AM on September 13, 2005

Scratch that - Hands of Manos took down his cool image map thingy.
posted by iconomy at 11:22 AM on September 13, 2005

I've never really checked out crunchland's profile, monju. That "The Crunchland Method: How to Make a Better Front Page Post" is awesome.
posted by If I Had An Anus at 11:28 AM on September 13, 2005

Wow, I agree. The Crunchland Method would change my life if everyone else read it. Crunchland, we love you!
posted by Plutor at 11:56 AM on September 13, 2005

Eesh. If everyone adhered strictly to the Crunchland method I'd quit Metafilter in a trice. If I wanted that much anal I'd take out a subscription to "Back Door Beauties".

So now you know what to do...
posted by Decani at 12:17 PM on September 13, 2005

Yeah, sure Decani. A new subscriber, you'd be?
posted by graventy at 2:09 PM on September 13, 2005

From now on, I will no longer check the guidelines before posting, but turn to the Crunchland Method instead. Excellent.
posted by goodnewsfortheinsane at 2:17 PM on September 13, 2005

Cobra!'s page is awsome. I wish I could say I didn't find it funny, but oh, oh I did.
posted by elwoodwiles at 2:20 PM on September 13, 2005

I didn't know I was doing it, but I apparently adhere to the crunchland method.
posted by Wolfdog at 2:22 PM on September 13, 2005

Oh, and jonson's page is interesting.
posted by Wolfdog at 2:41 PM on September 13, 2005

One day when I was feeling bored and obsessive, I marked as many customized profiles as I could find.

I like lots of them.
posted by frykitty at 3:24 PM on September 13, 2005

i like this one
posted by weretable and the undead chairs at 5:11 PM on September 13, 2005

A new subscriber, you'd be?

Look, I cancelled my previous subscription years ago, 'kay? Well, months, anyway. Well, last month, okay? Well... I thought about cancelling it last month. Well, I would have thought about cancelling it were it not for Miss August's awesome gluteal canteloupes.

Probably.
posted by Decani at 6:49 PM on September 13, 2005

Thanks, frykitty, it was fun to check them out.
posted by deborah at 6:53 PM on September 13, 2005

I guess I'm the only one who regularly wanks to fantasies of Whoopi riding Randy.

She has a nice rack, and he was funny in Caddyshack II. Give me a break.
posted by mr_crash_davis at 7:56 PM on September 13, 2005

Psst, frykitty, mine has color, too. Yea, it's not ultra exciting, but it's something.
posted by ThePinkSuperhero at 8:17 PM on September 13, 2005 [1 favorite]

so does Cranberry.
posted by If I Had An Anus at 5:15 AM on September 14, 2005

Damn, I was away from my computer yesterday and missed this. It was a tough day on the set; Whoopi's easy to work with, but Randy's a diva like you wouldn't believe. And somehow Matt Lauer hasn't gotten it into his head that we only let him on-set to work as a fluffer.

It's tough, but the three hours of raw sensuality on DVD (or direct download) will be more than worth it...
posted by COBRA! at 5:26 AM on September 14, 2005

Cobra, I think I love you.
posted by dirtynumbangelboy at 10:11 AM on September 14, 2005

We aim to please.
posted by COBRA! at 10:34 AM on September 14, 2005

Love, hate. it's such a fine line.
posted by Catfry at 10:41 AM on September 14, 2005

Well, I would have thought about canceling it were it not for Miss August's awesome gluteal cantaloupes.

Yeah...those were some sweet cantaloupes.
*drools*

Wait...what's this thread about again?
posted by graventy at 2:27 PM on September 14, 2005

I'm glad some appreciate that thing on my user page. Use it or don't when you try to make your very first front page post, Decani.
posted by crunchland at 4:22 PM on September 14, 2005

COBRA!, that should be on McSweeney's if it isn't already.
posted by danb at 5:26 PM on September 14, 2005

Nice listing, frykitty. (And thanks for noticing mine, which is just a colour hack...maybe I should work on it).
posted by livii at 6:23 PM on September 14, 2005

So what're you so afraid of?
posted by arto at 8:00 PM on September 14, 2005

I like quonsar's. I don't get quonsar's, but I think that if I insist that I like it, people will think I'm very intelligent.
posted by shmegegge at 11:41 PM on September 14, 2005

frykitty, thanks, your comment was exactly what I was hoping for, that's a great list.
posted by OmieWise at 6:29 AM on September 15, 2005

I like jonson's.
posted by tetsuo at 8:43 AM on September 15, 2005

I'm glad some appreciate that thing on my user page. Use it or don't when you try to make your very first front page post, Decani.

I don't envisage me ever making an FPP so it shouldn't be an issue.
posted by Decani at 8:20 AM on September 24, 2005