Another Tagline Thread

November 26, 2005 2:42 PM

Just becausw I'm bored and there is a new design, another tagline thread?
posted by wheelieman to MetaFilter-Related at 2:42 PM (32 comments total)

Metafilter: Because I'm bored
posted by wheelieman at 2:44 PM on November 26, 2005

if people are really bored, i'm looking for taglines on a brown theme.... (of course, when my cool web site finally exists and makes me a squillionaire i'll forget i stole them from here).
posted by andrew cooke at 2:46 PM on November 26, 2005

When you got a frown, turn on the brown.
posted by wheelieman at 2:51 PM on November 26, 2005

While were metatalking abou taglines, what happened to the rotating ones under MetaFilter?
posted by IronLizard at 2:59 PM on November 26, 2005

Metafilter: Taglines are stupid and annoying
posted by keswick at 3:13 PM on November 26, 2005

Metafilter: What do YOU think is stupid and annoying?
posted by IronLizard at 3:16 PM on November 26, 2005 [1 favorite]

Rotating taglines
posted by ColdChef at 3:17 PM on November 26, 2005

Metafilter: What YOU think is stupid and annoying.

and, err, thanks for that brown-related zinger....
posted by andrew cooke at 3:23 PM on November 26, 2005

personally, i think half you guys couldn't possible disappear fast enough.
posted by keswick at 11:51 AM PST on November 26 [!]
(from the blue)
Metafilter: Taglines are stupid and annoying
posted by keswick at 3:13 PM PST on November 26 [!
(from up thread)
keswick? Can we cheer you up someway? How did all that turkey tryptophan miss you?
posted by Cranberry at 4:16 PM on November 26, 2005

Metafilter: We all see that cheer tag coming, don't even think about it.
posted by allen.spaulding at 5:10 PM on November 26, 2005

MetaFilter: Never insert your opinion anywhere there's a chance it could get stuck.
posted by weapons-grade pandemonium at 5:28 PM on November 26, 2005

Why does the tagline have to brown-related, that makes it sound too much like shit.
posted by my sock puppet account at 5:39 PM on November 26, 2005 [1 favorite]

MetaTalk:

Please, be gentle.
Don't feed the trolls.
Please hope me!
posted by tweak at 5:47 PM on November 26, 2005

Brown-related (yet shit-free):

What can Brown do for you?
What can Brown do to you?
Doing a helluva job, Brownie.
Cookin' with Alice B. Toklas.
Beyond tan.
Browned, not blackened.
Always chocolate coated.
A Brown Christmas.
Good grief, Charlie.
Serenity Coats.
The hardest working website/blog in show business.
The leaves have turned.
Being Bobby, but without Whitney.
Paper, not plastic.

(Okay, almost shit-free)
Your favorite noses.
posted by wendell at 6:30 PM on November 26, 2005

This page is gray, not brown.
posted by Hlewagast at 6:46 PM on November 26, 2005

Metafilter: .
posted by interrobang at 6:56 PM on November 26, 2005

Metafilter: Where if you say you are bored, domeone posts about masterbation.
posted by wheelieman at 7:10 PM on November 26, 2005

Ugh, cant talk tonight, should be someone
posted by wheelieman at 7:11 PM on November 26, 2005

Metafilter: don't post to metatalk just becausw domeone's bored.
posted by interrobang at 7:47 PM on November 26, 2005 [1 favorite]

"It's 'Braun', dammit!"
posted by cortex at 8:32 PM on November 26, 2005

Filter, MetaFilter.
posted by terrapin at 9:00 PM on November 26, 2005

Metafilter: taking the Browns to the Superbowl.
posted by TheLibrarian at 9:40 PM on November 26, 2005

domeone posts about masterbation.

Ugh, cant talk tonight, should be someone

should be masturbation, too.
posted by quonsar at 9:52 PM on November 26, 2005

good morning. heh, thanks wendell!
posted by andrew cooke at 2:54 AM on November 27, 2005

Metafilter: What do YOU think is stupid and annoying?

Posting whatever damn thing comes into your head on MetaTalk and hoping Matt's still looking the other way. I never thought I'd miss Miguel's pointless, self-involved MeTa questions, but at least they were literate and full of bonhomie. This is just jerking off. Do you want to go blind? (Yes, yes, I saw the MeFi thread, thanks.)
posted by languagehat at 4:33 AM on November 27, 2005

Is this MetaChat? Where's the drama?
posted by grouse at 9:37 AM on November 27, 2005

Metafilter:
I want you to know that I asked my family to pray for you this Thanksgiving, Alex.
posted by moift at 11:04 AM on November 27, 2005

Just becausw I'm bored unable to grasp the concept of MetaTalk or, indeed, MetaFilter in general...

Fixed it for you.
posted by soyjoy at 10:06 PM on November 27, 2005

Metafilter: a routine that involves hanging 45 pounds of weight from [our] members for up to seven hours at a time
posted by Elpoca at 8:49 AM on November 28, 2005

Metafilter: This thread makes me hate every motherfucking one you
posted by Rothko at 2:15 PM on November 28, 2005

Metafilter: At last, business is entered by heavy artillery.
posted by Ethereal Bligh at 6:45 PM on November 28, 2005

props to gator
posted by Ethereal Bligh at 6:46 PM on November 28, 2005