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April 11, 2006 11:55 AM

Ironic callout.
posted by keswick to Etiquette/Policy at 11:55 AM (304 comments total)

Faux indignation!
posted by jonmc at 11:57 AM on April 11, 2006

Slightly confused (but speedy) admin post wondering what you'd like done about this.
posted by jessamyn (staff) at 11:57 AM on April 11, 2006

Speculation that it would be nice if there were some way to flag a post and move on
posted by found missing at 11:58 AM on April 11, 2006

Finally. All those wankers in thread didn't have the guts.
posted by If I Had An Anus at 11:58 AM on April 11, 2006

Appeal for someone to get banned.
posted by Gamblor at 11:59 AM on April 11, 2006

Wondering if it's possible to be a childfree breeder.
posted by SteveInMaine at 12:01 PM on April 11, 2006

Long-winded diatribe on the metapsychology of bubees ending in indignation and terrifying rant leading to flame-out.
posted by loquacious at 12:02 PM on April 11, 2006

mathowie laying down the law, closing the thread, pissing off dozens.
posted by mathowie (staff) at 12:03 PM on April 11, 2006

Note that user likes pancakes.
posted by hellbient at 12:03 PM on April 11, 2006

posted by If I Had An Anus at 12:04 PM on April 11, 2006

Kill it before it breeds, for the love of god...
posted by SweetJesus at 12:04 PM on April 11, 2006

Propose to close membership enrollment | make politics.metafilter | officially repremand dios.
posted by Gamblor at 12:04 PM on April 11, 2006

This is the worst callout _evar_.
posted by keijo at 12:05 PM on April 11, 2006

snotty mention of spelling error in diatribe leading to questions of poster's mental facilities.
posted by boo_radley at 12:07 PM on April 11, 2006

Ad hominem rejoinder about keswick, with links to arguably relevant comment history.
posted by George_Spiggott at 12:09 PM on April 11, 2006

Note mathowie's legendary inconsistency (the thread is still open)..
posted by Chuckles at 12:09 PM on April 11, 2006

Clever injoke.
posted by monju_bosatsu at 12:11 PM on April 11, 2006

something something pile-on something something
posted by hellbient at 12:11 PM on April 11, 2006

Appeal to ban everyone with a user id over 25000.
posted by Gamblor at 12:13 PM on April 11, 2006

Demand to close new member registration.
posted by mullacc at 12:15 PM on April 11, 2006

Random ad hominem attack over benign comment that was construed as offensive.
posted by twiggy at 12:15 PM on April 11, 2006

Expression of outrage over deleted comment (with link to non-existent comment, for good measure).
posted by Gamblor at 12:16 PM on April 11, 2006

Inquisition as to the contents of said deleted comment.
posted by Gamblor at 12:16 PM on April 11, 2006

Pedantic complaint about users failing to adhere to the archetypical structure of the thread's comments.
posted by cortex at 12:17 PM on April 11, 2006

a punctuation mark resembling one-third of an ellipsis.
posted by kcm at 12:17 PM on April 11, 2006

Appeal to SCIENCE!
posted by IshmaelGraves at 12:17 PM on April 11, 2006

Announcement of intention to eat popcorn.
posted by Faint of Butt at 12:19 PM on April 11, 2006

Obligatory statement welcoming our new meta-ironic overlords.
posted by BigLankyBastard at 12:20 PM on April 11, 2006

Footling generalization as pretext to segue into reams of irrelevant autobiographical detail.
posted by George_Spiggott at 12:20 PM on April 11, 2006

Desperate attempt to be noticed
posted by raedyn at 12:20 PM on April 11, 2006

Statement of wager involving starboard limb.
posted by cortex at 12:21 PM on April 11, 2006

Assertion that this never would have happened in the old days.
posted by brain_drain at 12:21 PM on April 11, 2006

Perplexed inquiry as to rational basis for callout, followed by needlessly semantic deconstruction of several comments.
posted by dirtynumbangelboy at 12:21 PM on April 11, 2006

Honestly sincere, unironic profession of love for MetaFilter and appreciation for mathowie's and jessamyn's hard work, phrased in the form of a generic comment in order to fit thread theme.
posted by Faint of Butt at 12:22 PM on April 11, 2006

Argument that Canada would not necessarily handle thread better.
posted by cortex at 12:24 PM on April 11, 2006

Rabid defence of Canada.
posted by raedyn at 12:25 PM on April 11, 2006

Statement that this user is above posting in such sophomoric, overdone concepts of threads.
posted by byort at 12:25 PM on April 11, 2006

Simpsons reference: Mmmmm Canadian Thread Butter.
posted by ND¢ at 12:26 PM on April 11, 2006

Accusatory dissertation on the orthographic similarities between "byort" and "dhoyt".
posted by cortex at 12:27 PM on April 11, 2006

Image of pissing elephant.
posted by knave at 12:27 PM on April 11, 2006

Long for the good old days.
posted by SteveInMaine at 12:27 PM on April 11, 2006

Is slightly baffled, pissed.
posted by robocop is bleeding at 12:28 PM on April 11, 2006

Inquiry as to where quonsar is.
posted by hellbient at 12:29 PM on April 11, 2006

For whatever reason, I end up with a time-out.
posted by Eideteker at 12:29 PM on April 11, 2006

Offer to cut off own hand.
posted by interrobang at 12:29 PM on April 11, 2006

Supposition that the Simpsons hasn't been good in years. Additional announcement that I don't own a television.
posted by Gamblor at 12:29 PM on April 11, 2006

*spankings, followed by oral sex*
posted by jonmc at 12:30 PM on April 11, 2006

::offer to begin cooking brats::
posted by drezdn at 12:30 PM on April 11, 2006

Indignant rebuttal that hand-severing joke had already been made.
posted by cortex at 12:30 PM on April 11, 2006

Resentful comment on feeling insulted, even though "orthographic" is neither insulting or worthy of resentment.
posted by byort at 12:30 PM on April 11, 2006

Metafilter : Ironic callout.

Awaits justifiable verbal abuse for finally succumbing to that stupid goddamn meme.
posted by longbaugh at 12:31 PM on April 11, 2006

.
posted by NinjaTadpole at 12:32 PM on April 11, 2006

Jangly, wistful guitarpop song dedicated to this thread.
posted by UKnowForKids at 12:32 PM on April 11, 2006

Overreacting FUCK YOU in cortex's direction.
posted by interrobang at 12:32 PM on April 11, 2006

Appeal for peace between interrobang, cortex.
posted by UKnowForKids at 12:33 PM on April 11, 2006

Notice of thread number and correlation between how "evil" this thread is...
posted by byort at 12:33 PM on April 11, 2006

Statement establishing the fact that our collective has obtained photographic implements.
posted by drezdn at 12:34 PM on April 11, 2006

Threat to leave metafilter forever, insulted departure.
posted by interrobang at 12:34 PM on April 11, 2006

Immediate return.
posted by interrobang at 12:34 PM on April 11, 2006

*summon bevets*
posted by Dipsomaniac at 12:35 PM on April 11, 2006

*shaves pubes*
posted by jonmc at 12:36 PM on April 11, 2006

*shaves bevets*
posted by Gamblor at 12:38 PM on April 11, 2006

*summons pubes*
posted by slogger at 12:39 PM on April 11, 2006

*summons, shaves bevets pubes*
posted by mr_crash_davis at 12:40 PM on April 11, 2006

*vomits*
posted by KevinSkomsvold at 12:41 PM on April 11, 2006

*wipes up vomit with grey crusty gym sock*
posted by KevinSkomsvold at 12:42 PM on April 11, 2006

*inadvertantly calls into being a bowl of petunias and a rather surprised-looking whale*
posted by milquetoast at 12:45 PM on April 11, 2006

Accusation of sock puppetry
posted by Mid at 12:46 PM on April 11, 2006

I WAS STANDING ON THE GIGANTIC SHOE-BALLOONS THAT WERE NINE HUNDRED THOUSAND FEET TALL!
posted by KevinSkomsvold at 12:46 PM on April 11, 2006

my socks!
posted by boo_radley at 12:47 PM on April 11, 2006

suggestion that we're done here.
posted by boo_radley at 12:48 PM on April 11, 2006

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posted by monju_bosatsu at 12:48 PM on April 11, 2006

*makes narrative comment describing improbable but mildly amusing action conducted by self, such as vomit-wiping with sweatsock or trying to revive dead hooker; encloses in asterisks*
posted by found missing at 12:49 PM on April 11, 2006

Incomprehensible flameout from previously unheard of and completely uninvolved user.
posted by OmieWise at 12:50 PM on April 11, 2006

Groundhog Day.
posted by hangashore at 12:52 PM on April 11, 2006

Exhaustive bit of pedantry describing of the two somewhat differing forms of comment used here, placing own comment in the "correctly constructed" category, and others, with the very subtlest hint of a sneer, in the "malformed" or "doesn't get it" category.
posted by George_Spiggott at 12:52 PM on April 11, 2006

"But I must explain to you how all this mistaken idea of denouncing pleasure and praising pain was born and I will give you a complete account of the system, and expound the actual teachings of the great explorer of the truth, the master-builder of human happiness. No one rejects, dislikes, or avoids pleasure itself, because it is pleasure, but because those who do not know how to pursue pleasure rationally encounter consequences that are extremely painful. Nor again is there anyone who loves or pursues or desires to obtain pain of itself, because it is pain, but because occasionally circumstances occur in which toil and pain can procure him some great pleasure. To take a trivial example, which of us ever undertakes laborious physical exercise, except to obtain some advantage from it? But who has any right to find fault with a man who chooses to enjoy a pleasure that has no annoying consequences, or one who avoids a pain that produces no resultant pleasure?

On the other hand, we denounce with righteous indignation and dislike men who are so beguiled and demoralized by the charms of pleasure of the moment, so blinded by desire, that they cannot foresee the pain and trouble that are bound to ensue; and equal blame belongs to those who fail in their duty through weakness of will, which is the same as saying through shrinking from toil and pain. These cases are perfectly simple and easy to distinguish. In a free hour, when our power of choice is untrammelled and when nothing prevents our being able to do what we like best, every pleasure is to be welcomed and every pain avoided. But in certain circumstances and owing to the claims of duty or the obligations of business it will frequently occur that pleasures have to be repudiated and annoyances accepted. The wise man therefore always holds in these matters to this principle of selection: he rejects pleasures to secure other greater pleasures, or else he endures pains to avoid worse pains.
posted by boo_radley at 12:52 PM on April 11, 2006

fat chrisitian decalwed one handed mushroom suicide girl ad (on toast)... in bed dreaming of RNC plots to control the world. Oh, and Bush too.
posted by edgeways at 12:53 PM on April 11, 2006

Contrite apology from user unrelated to topic at hand.
posted by anthill at 12:54 PM on April 11, 2006

Comment provoking good-natured pseudo-flame with typically jovial user.
posted by nthdegx at 12:54 PM on April 11, 2006

Not having nice things, reason for.
posted by Kirth Gerson at 12:55 PM on April 11, 2006

squaring the circle
posted by Fezboy! at 12:56 PM on April 11, 2006

Faggotry.
posted by cellphone at 12:56 PM on April 11, 2006

Wishing stupid f'n noobs would stop being such drama queens.

/being stupid f'n noob drama queen.
posted by Lola_G at 12:58 PM on April 11, 2006

Indignant rebuttal that comment-format pedantry joke had already been made.
posted by cortex at 12:58 PM on April 11, 2006

Self-referential...

No, sorry, this is fucking retarded and more suited for MeCha or MoFi. Delete the goddamned thing already. This is not as clever as you think it is.
posted by klangklangston at 1:05 PM on April 11, 2006

snotty comment containing the words "bat shit insane" or "mouthbreather".
posted by hellbient at 1:05 PM on April 11, 2006

Non-sequitur anus-related joke in an attempt to garner a MeTa callout about himself to feed his own ego.
posted by antifreez_ at 1:05 PM on April 11, 2006

some bullshit about a longboat.
posted by hellbient at 1:05 PM on April 11, 2006

accusation of pop suckettry.
posted by jonmc at 1:06 PM on April 11, 2006

Marquee'd pun about dongs.
posted by antifreez_ at 1:07 PM on April 11, 2006

Assertion that klangklangston hates thread for its freedom.
posted by cortex at 1:07 PM on April 11, 2006

Agreement with cortex, followed by another inappropriate scatological joke.
posted by antifreez_ at 1:09 PM on April 11, 2006

Needs more meta.
posted by mullacc at 1:09 PM on April 11, 2006

desperate plea for female breast exposure.
posted by jonmc at 1:10 PM on April 11, 2006

Insistence that klangklangston would never say something like that, and that klangklangston does a shitty impression of klangklangston.
posted by hellbient at 1:13 PM on April 11, 2006

Thinly disguised challenge of "We'll never get to 100," around comment 98, repeated as thread nears 200, 300, 400, etc.
posted by PinkStainlessTail at 1:13 PM on April 11, 2006

explains MeFi Projects to user asking why there are no comments.
posted by mathowie (staff) at 1:14 PM on April 11, 2006

Agreement with jonmc, followed by a blinking 90-point typefaced "TITS OR GTFO"
posted by antifreez_ at 1:15 PM on April 11, 2006

notes that spell check wants to change certain user name to a funny word.
posted by hellbient at 1:17 PM on April 11, 2006

tells Lola_G she has cute dimples.

/cackle
posted by jonmc at 1:17 PM on April 11, 2006

shocked indignation that mathowie would participate in, and thereby implicitly condone, the asshattery that is so blatantly ruining metafilter
posted by keswick at 1:17 PM on April 11, 2006

Snarky comment about keswick's mental faculties and sense of humour.
posted by antifreez_ at 1:19 PM on April 11, 2006

Off-topic report of bug which is a feature
posted by ook at 1:21 PM on April 11, 2006

Snarky comment calling keswick a fucktard.
posted by Gamblor at 1:21 PM on April 11, 2006

Complaints about premature thread closure, overblown claims of facism.
posted by loquacious at 1:22 PM on April 11, 2006

uses blink tag
posted by COBRA! at 1:22 PM on April 11, 2006

Ignorant and willfully wrongminded claims of censorship and oppression.
posted by loquacious at 1:22 PM on April 11, 2006

joke about how the MeFi Projects are infested with drug dealing gangs.
posted by jonmc at 1:23 PM on April 11, 2006

Appeal to ban all users under 17000, including mathowie.
posted by loquacious at 1:23 PM on April 11, 2006

In-line picture of goatse.
posted by antifreez_ at 1:24 PM on April 11, 2006

pre-emptive assassination of El Loquo
posted by jonmc at 1:24 PM on April 11, 2006

Bemused belief concerning the presence of hallucinagens in the mefi water cooler today.
posted by Skygazer at 1:25 PM on April 11, 2006

Pointed link to mefi killfilter greasemonkey script.
posted by George_Spiggott at 1:25 PM on April 11, 2006

Assertion that mathowie only keeps new member registration open for the 5 bucks, implication that mathowie is diapering Fiona in 100 dollar bills as result.
posted by ereshkigal45 at 1:26 PM on April 11, 2006

suggests that some sort of contest be played out between two feuding users.
posted by hellbient at 1:26 PM on April 11, 2006

Metacallout
posted by kyleg at 1:26 PM on April 11, 2006

Impassioned plea to get these motherfucking snakes off of this motherfucking plane.
posted by Gamblor at 1:26 PM on April 11, 2006

Remark remarkably amusing scarabic.
posted by y2karl at 1:26 PM on April 11, 2006

recalibration of y2karls cortex to eliminate record skip affect
posted by jonmc at 1:27 PM on April 11, 2006

Comment lamenting the lack of hittable female MeFites.
posted by antifreez_ at 1:27 PM on April 11, 2006

realization that was on purpose. slapping of elf
posted by jonmc at 1:27 PM on April 11, 2006

This thread makes me angry because I can't comment negatively without being ironic.
posted by spiderwire at 1:27 PM on April 11, 2006

correction to 'slapping of self' to avoid accusations of dwarf abuse, followed by the giving right the fuck up of.
posted by jonmc at 1:28 PM on April 11, 2006

Objection to failure to recalibrate cortex's y2karl.
posted by cortex at 1:28 PM on April 11, 2006

Umbrage taken at this.
posted by ereshkigal45 at 1:29 PM on April 11, 2006

Hilarious suggestion that donation be sent to member's PayPal account.
posted by hellbient at 1:29 PM on April 11, 2006

Halfhearted attempt at original and witty response.
posted by spiderwire at 1:29 PM on April 11, 2006

hits ereshkigal45 with wiffle bat.
posted by jonmc at 1:31 PM on April 11, 2006

Reiteration of the previous 90-point blinking "TITS OR GTFO" in response to prior comment.
posted by antifreez_ at 1:31 PM on April 11, 2006

Threatens jonmc with civil suit for assault and battery. Calls Dios.
posted by ereshkigal45 at 1:32 PM on April 11, 2006

offers ereskigal a deep fried mars bar from A Salt & Battery.
posted by jonmc at 1:34 PM on April 11, 2006

Inaccurate proclamation of beverage involuntarily propelled through nasal cavity. Unabashed kissassery disguised as indignance.
posted by Marnie at 1:34 PM on April 11, 2006

recognition of how fucking meta current thread is.
posted by hellbient at 1:35 PM on April 11, 2006

Notes that deep fried mars bar looks like last night's cat vomit.
posted by ereshkigal45 at 1:35 PM on April 11, 2006

Agreement with hellbient, use of term "hyper-modern", followed by another scatological pun.
posted by antifreez_ at 1:36 PM on April 11, 2006

wonders where ereshkigal45's cat has been.
posted by jonmc at 1:36 PM on April 11, 2006

disturbing realization that current thread is death of MetaFilter. Reasserts. Reasserts again.

insistence on repeating due to importance:
disturbing realization that current thread is death of MetaFilter.
posted by hellbient at 1:37 PM on April 11, 2006

Nomination of hellbient for a Viking tiara, referencing her/his/its noting of "some bullshit about a longboat".
posted by raedyn at 1:38 PM on April 11, 2006

Posts link to map of everyone in thread. Releases the hounds.
posted by ?! at 1:38 PM on April 11, 2006

Coy attempt to flirt with jonmc, hindered by inability to remember if jonmc is gay or not.
posted by ereshkigal45 at 1:41 PM on April 11, 2006

jonmc goes both ways, but prefers the ladies, and is happily taken.
posted by jonmc at 1:43 PM on April 11, 2006

*Throws wild punch in Monju_Bosatu's direction for beating me to the LOREM IPSUM*
posted by Skygazer at 1:43 PM on April 11, 2006

Indignant evidence that Google in fact does catalog MetaFilter better than Yahoo!, despite mythical assertions otherwise by the Cabal™.
posted by If I Had An Anus at 1:44 PM on April 11, 2006

Snarky comment to indicate unaffectedness at failed attempt to flirt.
posted by ereshkigal45 at 1:45 PM on April 11, 2006

We have cameras.
posted by ROU_Xenophobe at 1:45 PM on April 11, 2006

polite refusal of raedyn's nomination, followed by self-link proving previous nomination.
posted by hellbient at 1:45 PM on April 11, 2006

Refusal to acknowledge existence of said cabal.
posted by cortex at 1:46 PM on April 11, 2006

abashed comment to indicate flattered-ness at whole exchange.
posted by jonmc at 1:46 PM on April 11, 2006

Breaks format to scream: WHAT CABAL?
posted by ereshkigal45 at 1:49 PM on April 11, 2006

Indignant request that Jonmc and ereshkigal45 get a goddamned room, already.
posted by Skygazer at 1:49 PM on April 11, 2006

Half-hearted threat to abandon MetaFilter if a certain member is allowed to stay.
posted by knave at 1:50 PM on April 11, 2006

Announcement of formal disengagement from tattered ruins of thread. World-weary sigh.
posted by cortex at 1:50 PM on April 11, 2006

Announcement that poster is so over jonmc.
posted by ereshkigal45 at 1:52 PM on April 11, 2006

Belated, incoherent defense of thread, citing weak arguments and logical fallacies.

Insinuation that once the rest of mefi gets off work / school for the day, the fun will *really* begin.
posted by beth at 1:54 PM on April 11, 2006

looking over of shoulder for main man Divine Wino to go grab some beers and bitch about the ladies with, bros before hos, yo. ;>
posted by jonmc at 1:54 PM on April 11, 2006

Comment disavowing any knowledge of cabal, followed by another distasteful joke about genetalia.
posted by antifreez_ at 1:56 PM on April 11, 2006

Makes the same link to Beedogs that has been made on Metafilter a thousand times, but knows that nobody will call him on it because it is the motherfucking bee dogs and you don't fuck with the motherfucking bee dogs. Knows that all the silliness has led him to excessive profanity. Feels immediate since of regret.
posted by ND¢ at 1:56 PM on April 11, 2006

Follow-up hastily-considered, profanity-laden flameout announcing a dramatic departure from MeFi.
posted by antifreez_ at 1:57 PM on April 11, 2006

What Monju said.
posted by sgt.serenity at 1:57 PM on April 11, 2006

poster is so over jonmc.

YES!
*sucks in gut, looks around*
posted by If I Had An Anus at 1:57 PM on April 11, 2006

Hypocritical coda mocking misspelling of genitalia.
posted by cortex at 1:58 PM on April 11, 2006

Concerned that guy without anus might be missing other critical parts.
posted by ereshkigal45 at 1:59 PM on April 11, 2006

Teary apology-laden comment and retraction of previous comment, followed by snarky comment insinuating that cortex is a pedant.
posted by antifreez_ at 2:00 PM on April 11, 2006

Assertions about your taste in music.
posted by boo_radley at 2:01 PM on April 11, 2006

Concerned that guy without anus might be missing other critical parts.
posted by ereshkigal45 at 4:59 PM EST on April 11 [!]

Ouch.
posted by Skygazer at 2:01 PM on April 11, 2006

West of the Beb
posted by Kirth Gerson at 2:02 PM on April 11, 2006

No worries, gal!
posted by Behold, I Have An Anus! at 2:03 PM on April 11, 2006

Laughs. Annoys cow-workers.
posted by ereshkigal45 at 2:04 PM on April 11, 2006

Needlessly belabored deconstruction of dirtynumbangelboy's semantic deconstruction of several comments.
posted by languagehat at 2:04 PM on April 11, 2006

Gets stuck in MetaLoop. *Head asplodes*
posted by green herring at 2:08 PM on April 11, 2006

Comment openly mocking the political persuasion of previous commenter.
posted by antifreez_ at 2:09 PM on April 11, 2006

WHY IS DIOS STILL HERE?
posted by geoff. at 2:10 PM on April 11, 2006

Comment objecting to mindless dios-baiting.
posted by cortex at 2:12 PM on April 11, 2006

rants on and on about possible satanic motivations behind callout, siting post number.

ends rant with /bornagain tag.
posted by hellbient at 2:12 PM on April 11, 2006

Comment mindlessly casting previous comment as defending dios.
posted by cortex at 2:12 PM on April 11, 2006

Complaint about unwanted contributions of other users interrupting set piece.
posted by cortex at 2:13 PM on April 11, 2006

Demand that thread get back to the important topic at hand and that it be dealt with pronto, bub as this is completely intolerable and I demand satisfaction or I want my $5 (plus interest) returned to me.
posted by Skygazer at 2:15 PM on April 11, 2006

Comment referencing in-joke, followed by a thinly-veiled quip about sexual dysfunction.
posted by antifreez_ at 2:22 PM on April 11, 2006

Apology to languagehat for that vandalization thing that happened that one time at band camp.

*goes back and flags comments, hoping against hope admins will hope us all, everyone*
posted by If I Had An Anus at 2:23 PM on April 11, 2006

Mocks your value system, and notes that your appearance is comical in nature.
posted by Gamblor at 2:25 PM on April 11, 2006

Comment expressing derision about flagging system.
posted by antifreez_ at 2:26 PM on April 11, 2006

off-topic inquiry to mathowie as to what else inquirer can get for $5.
posted by hellbient at 2:28 PM on April 11, 2006

Comment noting the flagging of flagging-derisive comment.
posted by cortex at 2:28 PM on April 11, 2006

Hypocritical comment expressing outrage at cortex's comment, declaration that the comment has been flagged.
posted by antifreez_ at 2:31 PM on April 11, 2006

Snarky comment about how stupid thread has become accompanied by unsubtle references to how low posters' IQs are, marred by mis-spelling of a simple wrod.
posted by Dipsomaniac at 2:32 PM on April 11, 2006

In-line image of tubgirl.
posted by antifreez_ at 2:36 PM on April 11, 2006

Spinelessly agrees with dispomanica.
posted by hellbient at 2:36 PM on April 11, 2006

Repeat of meta in-joke that wasn't even that funny the first time, in a desperate attempt to make it seem like poster belongs.
posted by kyleg at 2:36 PM on April 11, 2006

confusedly wonders what this image of a tubgirl might be and where the hell is it?
posted by Skygazer at 2:38 PM on April 11, 2006

Snarky quip about previous commenter's lack of google-fu.
posted by antifreez_ at 2:38 PM on April 11, 2006

observation that no-one uses the term "google-fu" any more, closing with implicit suggestion of racism.
posted by andrew cooke at 2:42 PM on April 11, 2006

Misanthropic jibe about previous commenter's racial descent, followed by in-line image of David Hasselhoff.
posted by antifreez_ at 2:45 PM on April 11, 2006

Kudos.
posted by Gator at 2:52 PM on April 11, 2006

My brother says hello!

Hooray for speech therapy.
posted by KevinSkomsvold at 2:55 PM on April 11, 2006

Posts obligatory stoopid image here.


posted by Lynsey at 2:56 PM on April 11, 2006

apologizes for breaking form. sips loganberry schnapps from a leather boot.
posted by KevinSkomsvold at 2:57 PM on April 11, 2006

WE'LL NEVER MAKE 200.
posted by PinkStainlessTail at 3:01 PM on April 11, 2006

posts once in six months
posted by kuujjuarapik at 3:02 PM on April 11, 2006

Google-fu applied. Realizes he's already had the tubgirl experience.

Pukes prodigiously (again)
posted by Skygazer at 3:04 PM on April 11, 2006

Comment noting 200 mark has been reached, coupled with a joke about sleeping with your father's wife last night.
posted by antifreez_ at 3:04 PM on April 11, 2006

Since we have the ear of number one, this newb asks why we don't have comments in projects, and humbly suggests other completely off topic ways that the site could be improved.
posted by team lowkey at 3:19 PM on April 11, 2006

Disparaging comment about n00bs, followed by in-line image of a rabbit with pancakes on its head.
posted by antifreez_ at 3:26 PM on April 11, 2006

<lurks/>
posted by blue_beetle at 3:30 PM on April 11, 2006

Observation that this is MeTa post 11666. Suggestion that it may be Sign of Apocalypse.
posted by wendell at 3:31 PM on April 11, 2006

Refers to prior comment made by other user three years ago as contradicting comment made in this thread.
posted by brain_drain at 3:39 PM on April 11, 2006

Comes in late to the party, has nothing to offer.
posted by Astro Zombie at 3:41 PM on April 11, 2006

shuffles in next to Astro Zombie, offers up a 6 pack.
posted by triv at 3:52 PM on April 11, 2006

Characterization of non-n00bs as giant circle jerk. Animation of monkeys fucking a football.
posted by Marnie at 3:53 PM on April 11, 2006

And you get into a loop that goes on forever.
posted by kyrademon at 3:54 PM on April 11, 2006

Biting snark directed at wendell for re-iterating something noted before he joined the party.
posted by raedyn at 4:14 PM on April 11, 2006

Quick apology for being so thoughtless in previous rude comment.
posted by raedyn at 4:14 PM on April 11, 2006

Feels just wanting 'in' on thread, is not a sufficiently good reason for posting something, and so decides not to post anything at all, despite really wanting to, creating a small sense of disappointment within.
posted by Blue Stone at 4:20 PM on April 11, 2006

Recants previous decision not to post, but makes arse of self in over-eager attempt to join-in.
posted by Blue Stone at 4:24 PM on April 11, 2006

Almost instantly taglined witty remark.
posted by scarabic at 4:24 PM on April 11, 2006

Thinly-veiled plea for a filepile login
posted by blag at 4:30 PM on April 11, 2006

posted by blag at 4:34 PM on April 11, 2006 [1 favorite]

posted by blag at 4:38 PM on April 11, 2006 [1 favorite]

Tries to think of something to add to this thread.

Only comes up with Billy Maulana.

Leaves.
posted by soundofsuburbia at 5:05 PM on April 11, 2006

Metafilter: Almost instantly taglined witty remark.
posted by kyleg at 5:15 PM on April 11, 2006

Ironically blames all users over 20k for the problem. Demands Matt shuts off new user sign ups.
posted by Effigy2000 at 5:16 PM on April 11, 2006

Ironic query expressing surprise that the thread is still going; suggestion that the last poster turn the lights out when they're done.
posted by stavrosthewonderchicken at 5:20 PM on April 11, 2006

Quotes the very first post in the very first thread still on record.
posted by Astro Zombie at 5:25 PM on April 11, 2006

Turns out lights.
posted by bigbigdog at 5:26 PM on April 11, 2006

fuckin' hell, blag. Brilliant!
posted by boo_radley at 5:30 PM on April 11, 2006

Trips over chicken. Curses. Turns lights back on.
posted by octothorpe at 5:34 PM on April 11, 2006

Sends out Migs signal.
posted by konolia at 5:37 PM on April 11, 2006

Wonders why I'm so late to this thread.
posted by Balisong at 5:45 PM on April 11, 2006

Smiles knowingly.
posted by quin at 5:53 PM on April 11, 2006

Expresses astonishment at the wearing of pants.
posted by Biblio at 5:55 PM on April 11, 2006

Calls somebody a Nazi.
posted by Football Bat at 5:58 PM on April 11, 2006

Godwin's Law invoked against: Football Bat.
posted by Colloquial Collision at 6:09 PM on April 11, 2006

Whines.
posted by Blue Stone at 6:20 PM on April 11, 2006

Expects the moon-on-a-stick.
posted by Blue Stone at 6:21 PM on April 11, 2006

Apology for lateness to thread with lame excuse saying "I can't check MeFi at work like you guys. What did I miss?"
posted by exlotuseater at 6:25 PM on April 11, 2006

suggests all thread participants watch Sodherberg's Schizopolis.
posted by shmegegge at 6:52 PM on April 11, 2006

expresses amusement and surprise that this is going on over here, too
posted by BuddhaInABucket at 7:15 PM on April 11, 2006

... fucking retarded and more suited for MeCha or MoFi...

Indignant response conceding that you're half right.
posted by Alvy Ampersand at 7:22 PM on April 11, 2006

Godwin's Law invoked against: Football Bat.

Gratuitous [TM The Other Thread] namedrop mentioning actual lunch "date" with Godwin.
posted by ereshkigal45 at 8:24 PM on April 11, 2006

1. Invent predictive algorithm to calculate when giddy factor will erupt into in-joke laden thread overloads
2. ?????
3. profit
posted by birdsquared at 8:25 PM on April 11, 2006

passive-aggressive moan about comment deletion
posted by bonaldi at 8:27 PM on April 11, 2006

quotes pogues song
posted by Football Bat at 8:42 PM on April 11, 2006

licks the plate and ponders what, exactly, to say.
posted by moonbird at 8:44 PM on April 11, 2006

Turns out the lights again.
posted by bigbigdog at 8:44 PM on April 11, 2006

Ah... thank you 26406!

/haughty slight based on user number
posted by scarabic at 8:51 PM on April 11, 2006

reveals real identity of metafilterite poster, melts under ensuing flames
posted by pyramid termite at 8:52 PM on April 11, 2006

No, sorry, this is fucking retarded and more suited for MeCha or MoFi. Delete the goddamned thing already. This is not as clever as you think it is.

exhortation to unclench
posted by scarabic at 8:53 PM on April 11, 2006

*violates multiple linking norms*
posted by If I Had An Anus at 8:55 PM on April 11, 2006

It puts the lotion in the basket or else it gets the hose again.
posted by Dipsomaniac at 9:01 PM on April 11, 2006

Makes typo. Corrects, and subsequently draws attention to typo five comments later.
posted by Afroblanco at 9:22 PM on April 11, 2006

*tries to tell monju_bosatsu and boo_radley that brevity is the soul of wit*
posted by Cranberry at 9:35 PM on April 11, 2006

Yet another comment containing the words "non" and "sequitur."
posted by spiderskull at 9:37 PM on April 11, 2006

Failure to read thread, repeats points from several above posts.
posted by evilcolonel at 9:39 PM on April 11, 2006

(-1)x(-1)=1 is stupid and evil.
posted by ozomatli at 9:39 PM on April 11, 2006

Failure to read thread, repeats points from several above posts.
posted by spiderskull at 9:42 PM on April 11, 2006

*declares self to be winner of thread, signs autographs and does blow off of a Norwegian popstar's tits*
posted by ozomatli at 9:44 PM on April 11, 2006

Failure to read thread, repeats points from several above posts.
posted by Astro Zombie at 9:47 PM on April 11, 2006

Failure to do blow off a Norwegian popstar's tits or get blown by a Norwegian pornstar (with or without blowing it on her tits).
posted by scarabic at 10:04 PM on April 11, 2006

bow chicka bow wow
and a woof to top it off.
posted by scalespace at 10:23 PM on April 11, 2006

Daring some fool to pull this in AskMe for the trifecta or whatever.
posted by furiousthought at 11:42 PM on April 11, 2006

"Ironic query expressing surprise that the thread is still going; suggestion that the last poster turn the lights out when they're done.
posted by stavrosthewonderchicken at 5:20 PM PST on April 11 [!"

It has been quiet here for an hour, Mr. Chicken.

Lights Off
posted by Cranberry at 12:48 AM on April 12, 2006

Posting "Should I declaw my cat?" here instead of AskMe.
posted by DeepFriedTwinkies at 1:05 AM on April 12, 2006

commenting in a thread for the sheer possiblity of thread infamy
posted by frecklefaerie at 1:36 AM on April 12, 2006

The Usual Drollery
posted by Jofus at 3:28 AM on April 12, 2006

Doesn't WANT to be exposed to anus.
posted by konolia at 4:32 AM on April 12, 2006

Briefly wonders if evilcolonel is father, then remembers Dad doesn't know how to turn on computer.
posted by ereshkigal45 at 5:58 AM on April 12, 2006

Attempt to draw attention via wit while clearly having missed the party.
posted by GuyZero at 6:09 AM on April 12, 2006

compares site to a bathroom wall at a truck stop
posted by pyramid termite at 7:20 AM on April 12, 2006

Hey! If you're going to borrow my Norwegian popstar clean the blow off when you're done!
posted by Dipsomaniac at 7:41 AM on April 12, 2006

Corrects spelling in post that repeats points from several above posts.
posted by Kirth Gerson at 8:05 AM on April 12, 2006

Corrects spelling in post that corrects spelling in post that repeats points from several above posts.

Blames errors on addictive personality.
posted by Kirth Gerson at 8:06 AM on April 12, 2006

Declares thread dead now that it has fallen to second page. Blames three blind mice for the lame callout that pushed it down.
posted by ereshkigal45 at 8:59 AM on April 12, 2006

asks what poster has been smoking and can he please have some
posted by pyramid termite at 9:22 AM on April 12, 2006

determined comment that commenter will have last comment. Additionally comments on how lame he/she is.
posted by hellbient at 9:27 AM on April 12, 2006

Greeting to user commenter hasn't seen in awhile. Asks what he/she has been up to.
posted by hellbient at 9:30 AM on April 12, 2006

Reference to poppo.
posted by languagehat at 9:32 AM on April 12, 2006

Comments on comments missed overnight. Notes the loss of momentum.
posted by Sprocket at 12:23 PM on April 12, 2006

Proposal to coin the word "mocommentum".
posted by cortex at 12:25 PM on April 12, 2006

Loco Mocommentum.
posted by Sprocket at 12:42 PM on April 12, 2006

The Little Loco Mocommentum that almost could.
posted by Sprocket at 12:51 PM on April 12, 2006

Mocommentum is composed of amniotic fluid, mucous, lanugo, bile, and cells that have been shed from the skin and the intestinal tract. Mocommentum is thick, greenish black, and sticky.
posted by If I Had An Anus at 1:01 PM on April 12, 2006

Half-hearted quip about the cabal. In-line image of Clockspider.
posted by antifreez_ at 1:44 PM on April 12, 2006

MetaMocommentumFilter: [Thick, greenish black, and sticky.]
posted by Sprocket at 1:59 PM on April 12, 2006

Wonders what a Cockspider is.

OH! You said Clockspider. Still wonders.
posted by ereshkigal45 at 7:53 PM on April 12, 2006

hey, what's worse than a spider on a piano?

a crab on an organ
posted by pyramid termite at 9:26 PM on April 12, 2006

Points out that there is both a cockspider.jpg AND a clockspider.jpg, thanks to the goons at Something Awful.
posted by keswick at 12:35 PM on April 13, 2006

MOCODITY
posted by loquacious at 12:35 PM on April 13, 2006

*thanks the internets*
posted by If I Had An Anus at 12:42 PM on April 13, 2006

oopsies.
posted by If I Had An Anus at 12:42 PM on April 13, 2006

WE'LL NEVER MAKE 300.
posted by PinkStainlessTail at 12:45 PM on April 13, 2006

Yes we will.
posted by interrobang at 12:56 PM on April 13, 2006

Refusal to rise to PinkStainlessTails bai—

Oh, shit.
posted by cortex at 1:01 PM on April 13, 2006

It's no
secrect that
we live in a
troubled,
dying
thread. The
underlying
cause is our
snark. We
firmly
believe that
our Living
Savior,
PinkStainlessTail,
is the
ultimate
solution to
this
problem. He
posted on the
callout as our
substitute to
pay for our
snarks, and
then rose
from the
silence. By
this he has
won
waterhoses
for you, for
me, for
everyone! Because he
comments, we also
comment -
eternally.
posted by If I Had An Anus at 1:13 PM on April 13, 2006

It's spring.
posted by goodnewsfortheinsane at 4:33 PM on April 13, 2006

We've all been waiting for this. We have always been waiting.
posted by Sprocket at 8:21 AM on April 14, 2006

This is the two hundredth and ninety seventh comment in this thread entitled Ironic Callout on MetaTalk.
posted by Sprocket at 8:39 AM on April 14, 2006

So tempted... must resist... to break 300... wanna. touch. 300... so badly! Ooooooo!
posted by Sprocket at 8:41 AM on April 14, 2006

What now?
posted by cortex at 8:44 AM on April 14, 2006

Oh, three HUUUUUNdred.
posted by cortex at 8:44 AM on April 14, 2006

300 what?! 300 WHAT?!
posted by Sprocket at 8:50 AM on April 14, 2006

WE'LL NEVER MAKE 400.
posted by PinkStainlessTail at 10:06 AM on April 14, 2006

400 what?
The original list of Mrs Astor's guests to her ball of February 1892 because that is said to be all the poor thing could fit into her ballroom. One would not want overcrowding, pushing, shoving or sweating perspiring, would one?

They list probably included many of the ancestors of the more recent Forbes 400.
posted by Cranberry at 11:18 AM on April 14, 2006

The board is the deepest mahogany, the moonstone pegs star-shaped. A labyrinthine grid is then laid over the playing space, with a solitary star kept in place. Then, one must construct constellations according to a given set: the Wreath, the Blade, the Mirage, the Sandal, the Traitor's Face. The walls of the maze dictate the placement of stars, and the pace of play. The labyrinth rarely permits the Mirage, though the Traitor's Face can fit most anywhere.
posted by antifreez_ at 10:32 AM on April 19, 2006