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THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE
posted by brain_drain at 9:17 PM on April 25, 2006
posted by brain_drain at 9:17 PM on April 25, 2006
Q. What did Gumby say to the limo driver?
A. "That's quite a stretch."
posted by Saucy Intruder at 9:24 PM on April 25, 2006
A. "That's quite a stretch."
posted by Saucy Intruder at 9:24 PM on April 25, 2006
Q. What did the leper say to the prostitute?
A. "Keep the tip."
I know it has nothing to do with anything... or does it?!?
Dun DUN DUNNNNNN!!!!
posted by Alvy Ampersand at 9:33 PM on April 25, 2006
A. "Keep the tip."
I know it has nothing to do with anything... or does it?!?
Dun DUN DUNNNNNN!!!!
posted by Alvy Ampersand at 9:33 PM on April 25, 2006
A. "That's quite a stretch."
Yeah, OK, and if it had just been the page title, I probably would've forgotten about it. But there were some comments in-thread too that brought it to mind when I saw that "Alyssa talks about important stuff" blog post.
And what was I doing reading Alyssa Milano's blog? Well... what were you doing not reading Alyssa Milano's blog?
posted by rkent at 9:56 PM on April 25, 2006
Yeah, OK, and if it had just been the page title, I probably would've forgotten about it. But there were some comments in-thread too that brought it to mind when I saw that "Alyssa talks about important stuff" blog post.
And what was I doing reading Alyssa Milano's blog? Well... what were you doing not reading Alyssa Milano's blog?
posted by rkent at 9:56 PM on April 25, 2006
What? Who?
posted by loquacious at 10:09 PM on April 25, 2006
posted by loquacious at 10:09 PM on April 25, 2006
hm. no, I tried that, still don't get it.
posted by puke & cry at 10:22 PM on April 25, 2006
posted by puke & cry at 10:22 PM on April 25, 2006
Looks like I picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue.
posted by stavrosthewonderchicken at 10:22 PM on April 25, 2006
posted by stavrosthewonderchicken at 10:22 PM on April 25, 2006
Thread promising gratification of wishes I am implied to have had itself promises the bliss of wishes satisfied and the personal glorification of having commanded by example or inspired by argument action on the behalf of third parties. There is nothing sweeter than watching others dance to your tune, as any child with a video game interface can attest.
Thread in fact encompasses indistinct links to non specific locations on apparently unrelated pages with little more than a browser compliance disclaimer. Expectations are sucker-punched in the metaphorical gonads with a force not comparable to a vehicular crash but nonetheless breathtaking and scrotumtightening - both in a bad way.
What have you done to my power fantasy, you sick, sick fuck?
posted by scarabic at 10:51 PM on April 25, 2006
Thread in fact encompasses indistinct links to non specific locations on apparently unrelated pages with little more than a browser compliance disclaimer. Expectations are sucker-punched in the metaphorical gonads with a force not comparable to a vehicular crash but nonetheless breathtaking and scrotumtightening - both in a bad way.
What have you done to my power fantasy, you sick, sick fuck?
posted by scarabic at 10:51 PM on April 25, 2006
MetaTalk: The metaphorical gonads!
strife entirely optional.
posted by loquacious at 11:53 PM on April 25, 2006
strife entirely optional.
posted by loquacious at 11:53 PM on April 25, 2006
My wish for Alyssa Milano certainly has nothing to do with abstract math, nor does it have anything to do with net neutrality.
posted by antifuse at 1:51 AM on April 26, 2006
posted by antifuse at 1:51 AM on April 26, 2006
Q: What did the banana say to the vibrator?
A: Why are you shaking, I'm the one she's going to eat.
Then Alyssa Milano masturbated with a vibrator and ate a banana. It was hot.
posted by dgaicun at 6:00 AM on April 26, 2006
A: Why are you shaking, I'm the one she's going to eat.
Then Alyssa Milano masturbated with a vibrator and ate a banana. It was hot.
posted by dgaicun at 6:00 AM on April 26, 2006
Way to be.
posted by _sirmissalot_ at 9:31 AM on April 26, 2006
posted by _sirmissalot_ at 9:31 AM on April 26, 2006
A: "Knock, knock"
B: "Who's there?"
A: "A big hungry bear."
B: "A big hungry bear w( horrible screaming, sound of bones breaking, crashing furniture, slurping of blood....)
Silence.
posted by R. Mutt at 9:38 AM on April 26, 2006
B: "Who's there?"
A: "A big hungry bear."
B: "A big hungry bear w( horrible screaming, sound of bones breaking, crashing furniture, slurping of blood....)
Silence.
posted by R. Mutt at 9:38 AM on April 26, 2006
I'm looking for the Fermat connection. And not finding it.
posted by grouse at 10:39 AM on April 26, 2006
posted by grouse at 10:39 AM on April 26, 2006
If Alyssa Milano is in favor of net neutrality, so am I. Damit.
posted by R. Mutt at 11:21 AM on April 26, 2006
posted by R. Mutt at 11:21 AM on April 26, 2006
If Alyssa Milano jumped off a bridge, would you do it? Fuck yeah
posted by zpousman at 11:37 AM on April 26, 2006
posted by zpousman at 11:37 AM on April 26, 2006
Man. I totally screwed that up.
Okay, I've got another one. This pirate walks into a bar, and he's got a ship's wheel sticking out the front of his pants, okay...
posted by cortex at 1:08 PM on April 26, 2006
Okay, I've got another one. This pirate walks into a bar, and he's got a ship's wheel sticking out the front of his pants, okay...
posted by cortex at 1:08 PM on April 26, 2006
A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar.
Bartender says "What is this, some kind of joke?"
posted by adamrice at 2:14 PM on April 26, 2006
Bartender says "What is this, some kind of joke?"
posted by adamrice at 2:14 PM on April 26, 2006
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Also, that Alyssa Milano blog link looks atrocious in Mozilla; here's the front page and you can click through to the net neutrality post yourself. Or, the tearful farewell to "Charmed"!
posted by rkent at 9:04 PM on April 25, 2006