Oh yeah, I guess that's kinda a spoiler - don't click if you really wanted to figure it out on your own. But trust me, it's really lame. posted by thirteenkiller at 7:27 PM on November 14, 2006
A goddamn ski resort? That's it? posted by bob sarabia at 7:30 PM on November 14, 2006
It was so obvious. What is the most animalistic, down-to-earth, non-glitzy thing a person can do? Go to a fucking ski resort. Duh. posted by Arcaz Ino at 7:31 PM on November 14, 2006
Question: is it possible that someone speculatively arranged the Big Mystery and then, having established the presence of genuine non-specific buzz, sold the reveal to the highest bidder? posted by cortex at 7:39 PM on November 14, 2006 [1 favorite]
Because I'd feel a bit better about that (yay wacky capitalism!) than the alternative. Which makes no goddam sense. posted by cortex at 7:40 PM on November 14, 2006
No cortex, I don't think that's possible. I'm sorry. We're all sorry.
YOU BLEW IT UP GOD DAMN YOU posted by Arcaz Ino at 7:44 PM on November 14, 2006
THANKS A LOT. YOU JUST GAVE AWAY THE END SPOILERS TO LOST posted by Smart Dalek at 7:46 PM on November 14, 2006
Meh. I was over this whole thing ages ago when it was obvious that there was much less thought put in by the makers than we were putting in. But this is still a totally sucky anti-climax. I hope the hype totally backfires on them. posted by shelleycat at 7:51 PM on November 14, 2006
My cats didn't notice a thing; so, all's well. posted by taosbat at 7:54 PM on November 14, 2006
but the hype was created by YOU posted by chococat at 7:54 PM on November 14, 2006
not you personally, but YOU in a more general, nerdy internet-sleuthy hype-prone way posted by chococat at 7:55 PM on November 14, 2006
I guess you can all blame me for this, since I posted the AskMe thread. I'm satisfied, though -- my question was answered. Thanks to everyone who helped. posted by sportbucket at 7:56 PM on November 14, 2006
I can't get the movie to load. Which ski resort is it, exactly? Was it at least somewhere near Taos like the clues predicted? posted by mathowie(staff) at 8:02 PM on November 14, 2006
I would be willing to hazard a bet that, when artificial intelligence is finally achieved, it will be the by-product of someone trying to create an algorithm to exclude crap like this from his attention. posted by ikkyu2 at 8:02 PM on November 14, 2006 [3 favorites]
most pretentious tourist trap EVER posted by pyramid termite at 8:03 PM on November 14, 2006
it's Taos Ski Valley. Looks like thepurification.org is broken now, but the ski resort site has a new intro movie. That's the launch, I guess. posted by sportbucket at 8:04 PM on November 14, 2006
It was Taos. Ski Taos. When the name "Taos" was found in the source code of the web page, people assumed it was a clue to help answer the mystery, but in fact, it was the answer. I doubt whoever made the site even thought about it. posted by Arcaz Ino at 8:05 PM on November 14, 2006
I suppose that's why I never heard back from Oban Lambie about that thing. posted by taosbat at 8:05 PM on November 14, 2006
"Be sure to drink your OvaltineTM." posted by ericb at 8:05 PM on November 14, 2006 [3 favorites]
Taos Blue. Bleh. I am so depressed right now... if only I knew of a really great ski resort to relax in... posted by trip and a half at 8:13 PM on November 14, 2006
The Ski Taos site has just undergone a total redesign to fit in with the theme. It's a lot more impressive now. posted by Arcaz Ino at 8:15 PM on November 14, 2006
Hm, that's weird. It looks better now though.
I actually spent thanksgiving skiing in Taos some years back. I had altitude sickness and spent the entire time throwing up/laying in bed. So thanks for bring back that bad memory, purification people. posted by bob sarabia at 8:21 PM on November 14, 2006
Wow, I wasn't even involved in the original question, and I feel like shooting whomever made this crap. posted by odinsdream at 8:22 PM on November 14, 2006
#Arcaz InoThe Ski Taos site has just undergone a total redesign to fit in with the theme. It's a lot more impressive now.:
Freaky. I loaded the page, then gave up and closed it, and it still kept playing the music! posted by smackfu at 8:27 PM on November 14, 2006
That's actually true, Arcaz Ino, the ski taos site is a lot cooler than the last time I looked at it. It's too bad homie's gonna get slammed here. posted by taosbat at 8:28 PM on November 14, 2006
Finally, I'll be able to sleep! posted by Alvy Ampersand at 8:32 PM on November 14, 2006
*eyes taosbat warily* posted by cortex at 8:44 PM on November 14, 2006
I was invited to this game by tellurian, cortex. I asked around town a bit; but, I didn't ask the brownrice crew. And, they really did do a nice overhaul of the ski taos web site.
I haven't used a lot of flash in my web sites, just a couple of simple banners. I have an update scheduled for one of those soon. I'm going to see if the work-arounds for IE to not display that annoying "Click to activate this control" stuff are worth the effort. posted by taosbat at 9:01 PM on November 14, 2006 [1 favorite]
I was being silly. posted by cortex at 9:12 PM on November 14, 2006
Completely lame. I can't beleive someone payed a marketing firm to put this thing together. The puzzle doesn't even make sense, has nothing to do with the product, and contained a bunch of false "clues" that led the players to contact and bother people in real life. posted by Mid at 6:52 AM on November 15, 2006
I am going to shoot the next copywriter who proposes a "viral" tactic or campaign. And then, hit him or her in the face with a cast-iron skillet. posted by Mister_A at 7:24 AM on November 15, 2006
So now they get sued by Wayne right?
I certainly hope so. posted by WoWgmr72 at 7:45 AM on November 15, 2006
This site would have been more consistent if they advised you to blow up the ski resort rather than visit it. Now that's purification! posted by Pastabagel at 7:55 AM on November 15, 2006
I remain, as ever, fairly gruntled. posted by blue_beetle at 8:11 AM on November 15, 2006
This is the result of an artist choosing the most pleasing placement of the variables, regardless of whether or not he’s representing a realistic view. The resort shown could not exist. posted by goodnewsfortheinsane at 8:18 AM on November 15, 2006
No hard feelings. Looks to me you've done an excellent job. posted by goodnewsfortheinsane at 8:52 AM on November 15, 2006
How do we know this ski resort actually exists and is not just part of the puzzle again?
Ok, now this would be cool, even if the resort actually exists. Maybe you have to go there and do some legwork. You know, break into a secret mainframe or something. This could be the premise for a pretty good cyberpunk/thiller novel.
Well it's settled. In my reality, the puzzle is still on. posted by Durin's Bane at 4:24 PM on November 15, 2006
I would be willing to hazard a bet that, when artificial intelligence is finally achieved, it will be the by-product of someone trying to create an algorithm to exclude crap like this from his attention.
Cute, but "AI" is not like the X-ray, which will suddenly pop into existence. AI-like things have been created and advanced upon for decades. Lots of "AI" stuff exists already, and some AIs can pass the turing test against stupid humans. posted by delmoi at 4:38 PM on November 15, 2006
some AIs can pass the turing test against stupid humans.
What's a turing test?
* hides in cave from impending AI overlords * posted by UbuRoivas at 5:27 PM on November 15, 2006
delmoi seems to be pinging my uncanny valley. posted by Arcaz Ino at 6:04 PM on November 15, 2006
turing test: how to tell whether you're dealing with a computer or a human. posted by taosbat at 6:07 PM on November 15, 2006
so, when artificial intelligence doesn't work, the solution is to lower the bar on what artificial intelligence is? that's dumb. posted by quonsar at 6:15 PM on November 15, 2006
When artificial intelligence doesn't work, the solution is to rid ourselves of this glitz and ski Taos. posted by thirteenkiller at 6:22 PM on November 15, 2006
Ah yes, "The Skiin' on the Mount". posted by cortex at 6:24 PM on November 15, 2006
Don't forget Jesus 'walking' on the frozen water. posted by UbuRoivas at 6:57 PM on November 15, 2006
"Hey, some patches were pretty thin. And the sun was out, so there was that thin layer of water on top of the ice that makes it slippery, let's see you guys walk on that shit in sandals without falling on your ass, mmmkay?"
-Excerpted from Matthew's Surprisingly Defensive Letter to the Aquilonians II posted by Alvy Ampersand at 8:15 PM on November 15, 2006 [1 favorite]
huh. i abandoned the thread ages ago after deciding it was probably wayne's teenage kid messing around with flash or something lame like that. posted by weretable and the undead chairs at 9:43 PM on November 15, 2006
let's see you guys walk on that shit in sandals without falling on your ass, mmmkay?
posted by thirteenkiller at 7:27 PM on November 14, 2006