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OH SHI
posted by loquacious at 7:28 PM on December 31, 2006
posted by loquacious at 7:28 PM on December 31, 2006
jeemanicious!
All hope of a 1/1 thread-free day are just fucked now.
I'm OUT of here!
except to check for people's reactions later
posted by nj_subgenius at 7:30 PM on December 31, 2006
All hope of a 1/1 thread-free day are just fucked now.
I'm OUT of here!
except to check for people's reactions later
posted by nj_subgenius at 7:30 PM on December 31, 2006
I have a GIF. In my pants.
posted by loquacious at 7:36 PM on December 31, 2006 [1 favorite]
posted by loquacious at 7:36 PM on December 31, 2006 [1 favorite]
WWHOOO!! *falls down stairs*
posted by bob sarabia at 7:37 PM on December 31, 2006
posted by bob sarabia at 7:37 PM on December 31, 2006
It's already April over here in Korea.
posted by stavrosthewonderchicken at 7:38 PM on December 31, 2006 [1 favorite]
posted by stavrosthewonderchicken at 7:38 PM on December 31, 2006 [1 favorite]
plz send newspapers, lottery numbers and stock tips from April in Korea kthxbye
posted by loquacious at 7:47 PM on December 31, 2006
posted by loquacious at 7:47 PM on December 31, 2006
I still FUCKING HATE ALL OF YOUY
I heard what you said about me in that other threqd ASSHOLES and I am going to get some HACHERS to FUCK UP your compuyters. YOU ARE FUCKED NOW!!
I may have came back, but NOE I AM FUCKING LEAVING fOR GOOD!!1!
Happy New Years all! See you in the new year.
Except for those of you who live in other countries and it already is the new year, to you I just say 'Hi!'
So, uh. Hi.
posted by quin at 7:50 PM on December 31, 2006 [1 favorite]
I heard what you said about me in that other threqd ASSHOLES and I am going to get some HACHERS to FUCK UP your compuyters. YOU ARE FUCKED NOW!!
I may have came back, but NOE I AM FUCKING LEAVING fOR GOOD!!1!
Happy New Years all! See you in the new year.
Except for those of you who live in other countries and it already is the new year, to you I just say 'Hi!'
So, uh. Hi.
posted by quin at 7:50 PM on December 31, 2006 [1 favorite]
plz send newspapers, lottery numbers and stock tips from April in Korea kthxbye
Well, we're all post-apocalyptic and knee-deep in the dead over here in April, so all I can really give you is casualty reports. But you know, happy new year anyway!
posted by stavrosthewonderchicken at 7:53 PM on December 31, 2006
Well, we're all post-apocalyptic and knee-deep in the dead over here in April, so all I can really give you is casualty reports. But you know, happy new year anyway!
posted by stavrosthewonderchicken at 7:53 PM on December 31, 2006
wtf ftw
posted by y2karl at 8:03 PM on December 31, 2006 [2 favorites]
posted by y2karl at 8:03 PM on December 31, 2006 [2 favorites]
I like stavros. I like news and spoilers. I like the kind of hard work that goes into a FPP like this. But there's something about this News That Won't Happen Until March Wii 3.14-winning post that doesn't sit well with me. Could you help me put my finger on it?
posted by Alvy Ampersand at 8:08 PM on December 31, 2006
posted by Alvy Ampersand at 8:08 PM on December 31, 2006
I only made this thread so we could all bond in the before-math of the tragic shredding of the space-time continuum in Korea this March.
Also, it was a blatant attempt to garner "favorites", which I trade for pure Bolivian cocaine from a cabal-run warehouse down by the waterfront.
posted by The God Complex at 8:25 PM on December 31, 2006
Also, it was a blatant attempt to garner "favorites", which I trade for pure Bolivian cocaine from a cabal-run warehouse down by the waterfront.
posted by The God Complex at 8:25 PM on December 31, 2006
it was a blatant attempt to garner "favorites", which I trade for pure Bolivian cocaine
Hell, if I knew you could do that, I'd've been posting new threads every freakin' day.
(And now we know jonson's secret motivation.)
posted by stavrosthewonderchicken at 8:29 PM on December 31, 2006
Hell, if I knew you could do that, I'd've been posting new threads every freakin' day.
(And now we know jonson's secret motivation.)
posted by stavrosthewonderchicken at 8:29 PM on December 31, 2006
Well, we're all post-apocalyptic and knee-deep in the dead over here in April, so all I can really give you is casualty reports
we got people who bet on that ... gimme
posted by pyramid termite at 8:44 PM on December 31, 2006
we got people who bet on that ... gimme
posted by pyramid termite at 8:44 PM on December 31, 2006
Hell, if I knew you could do that, I'd've been posting new threads every freakin' day.
Just wait until January for my 15,000 bit torrent porn links you've never seen before fiasco, you nimrod! ;)
Well, I guess that's three months old for you...
posted by The God Complex at 9:14 PM on December 31, 2006
Just wait until January for my 15,000 bit torrent porn links you've never seen before fiasco, you nimrod! ;)
Well, I guess that's three months old for you...
posted by The God Complex at 9:14 PM on December 31, 2006
"favorites", which I trade for pure Bolivian cocaine
(And now we know jonson's secret motivation.)
I would take exception to that, if I wasn't so completely high right now. 1200+ favorites should keep papa flying till April makes its way from Korea to the U.S.!
posted by jonson at 9:37 PM on December 31, 2006
(And now we know jonson's secret motivation.)
I would take exception to that, if I wasn't so completely high right now. 1200+ favorites should keep papa flying till April makes its way from Korea to the U.S.!
posted by jonson at 9:37 PM on December 31, 2006
Hey, so... seriously, is dirtynumbangelboy really a Rothko sockpuppet, or was that just tomfoolery in the other thread?
posted by jonson at 9:38 PM on December 31, 2006
posted by jonson at 9:38 PM on December 31, 2006
Is this cortex's Happy New Year meta? Because if it is, Happy New Year, cortex and to everyone else, too! :D
posted by Lynsey at 9:45 PM on December 31, 2006
posted by Lynsey at 9:45 PM on December 31, 2006
I'm pretty sure it was just tomfoolery. But the similarities are striking.
posted by bob sarabia at 9:45 PM on December 31, 2006
posted by bob sarabia at 9:45 PM on December 31, 2006
Rothko is really Dhoyt. Or Parisparamus.
-Todd Lokken
posted by Balisong at 9:48 PM on December 31, 2006
-Todd Lokken
posted by Balisong at 9:48 PM on December 31, 2006
if i didn't love pancakes so much, i'd say it's only a website, and everyone knows god kills a kitten everytime you eat chinese....
posted by quonsar at 9:49 PM on December 31, 2006
posted by quonsar at 9:49 PM on December 31, 2006
*plys quonsar with strong drink*
posted by loquacious at 10:11 PM on December 31, 2006
posted by loquacious at 10:11 PM on December 31, 2006
Is this cortex's Happy New Year meta?
Close enough!
posted by cortex at 10:17 PM on December 31, 2006
Close enough!
posted by cortex at 10:17 PM on December 31, 2006
1200+ favorites should keep papa flying till April makes its way from Korea to the U.S.!
I know! I've be envious if I hadn't discovered that your secret ended up being "hard work". Eff that. I'm coasting through this life.
posted by The God Complex at 10:27 PM on December 31, 2006
I know! I've be envious if I hadn't discovered that your secret ended up being "hard work". Eff that. I'm coasting through this life.
posted by The God Complex at 10:27 PM on December 31, 2006
I've met Dirtynumbangelboy, he's no sock I tells ya!
posted by SassHat at 10:35 PM on December 31, 2006
posted by SassHat at 10:35 PM on December 31, 2006
Happy 7!
posted by The Great Big Mulp at 10:55 PM on December 31, 2006
posted by The Great Big Mulp at 10:55 PM on December 31, 2006
If there was ever some sort of competition that involved both of the participants to wear some kind of funny pant-like suit that represented darkness. The sense that those yuppy-like suspender wearing existentialists would hold forth on the nature of life, love and the suspense of not knowing where/who/what your god-fearing parents believed and/or espoused when it came down to the ultimate questions.
Questions like, where is the next jar of peanut butter coming from? Not just from a store or a peanut-filled playground of love and understanding, but more from a judgement-free holding cell that brings out the childlike laughter of 30-some-year-old folk who require alcoholic sustenance and reckless abandon to ultimately justify their less than remarkable existence.
posted by purephase at 10:58 PM on December 31, 2006
Questions like, where is the next jar of peanut butter coming from? Not just from a store or a peanut-filled playground of love and understanding, but more from a judgement-free holding cell that brings out the childlike laughter of 30-some-year-old folk who require alcoholic sustenance and reckless abandon to ultimately justify their less than remarkable existence.
posted by purephase at 10:58 PM on December 31, 2006
I've met Dirtynumbangelboy, he's no sock I tells ya!
But maybe if we get him drunk enough we could dress him up like a classic sock puppet monkey and then fist him and then generally proceed with the puppet antics.
Err, you first. I'm going to go get my camera.
posted by loquacious at 11:07 PM on December 31, 2006
But maybe if we get him drunk enough we could dress him up like a classic sock puppet monkey and then fist him and then generally proceed with the puppet antics.
Err, you first. I'm going to go get my camera.
posted by loquacious at 11:07 PM on December 31, 2006
I've met Dirtynumbangelboy, he's no sock I tells ya!
But is he a pink sock?
posted by bob sarabia at 11:17 PM on December 31, 2006
But is he a pink sock?
posted by bob sarabia at 11:17 PM on December 31, 2006
I just spent forty minutes lighting lame-ass Utah fireworks. You know, the kind that aren't allowed to leave the ground, explode, or shoot anything higher than ten feet? Yeah, those kind, and I also managed to inflict a blister upon my thumb whilst doing so.
So yeah, happy New Year. And shit.
posted by mr_crash_davis at 12:07 AM on January 1, 2007
So yeah, happy New Year. And shit.
posted by mr_crash_davis at 12:07 AM on January 1, 2007
lame-ass Utah fireworks. You know, the kind that aren't allowed to leave the ground, explode, or shoot anything...
Where I come from those are called candles.
posted by Slack-a-gogo at 12:18 AM on January 1, 2007
Where I come from those are called candles.
posted by Slack-a-gogo at 12:18 AM on January 1, 2007
I went down to Belmont and watched the fireworks on the Space Needle. They were rather more delicate and arty this year. It was clear but a bit nippy out. Some neighbors from the apartments are having a party and I built a fire for them in the fire pit in the courtyard and stood around yacking with them for awhile. There's something fitting about standing around a fire on New Years. So, it wasn't bad for a New Years here.
Happy New Year to you all.
posted by y2karl at 12:48 AM on January 1, 2007
Happy New Year to you all.
posted by y2karl at 12:48 AM on January 1, 2007
I'm in Texas. After tonights display I'm not letting the kids out until I can check outside with a geiger counter.
posted by thatwhichfalls at 12:54 AM on January 1, 2007
posted by thatwhichfalls at 12:54 AM on January 1, 2007
I'm in Texas as well. Don't let the kids out until you're sure all the celebratory gunshots have fallen.
posted by bob sarabia at 1:00 AM on January 1, 2007
posted by bob sarabia at 1:00 AM on January 1, 2007
Happy new year's, everyone.
posted by Blazecock Pileon at 1:10 AM on January 1, 2007
posted by Blazecock Pileon at 1:10 AM on January 1, 2007
Two things.
1.) I haven't made any pure Bolivian cocaine off this thread, and I blame all of you.
2.) Y2karl lives in the Seattle area?!?! Time for a Mariners game...
(as if y2karl likes the mariners)
posted by The God Complex at 1:31 AM on January 1, 2007
1.) I haven't made any pure Bolivian cocaine off this thread, and I blame all of you.
2.) Y2karl lives in the Seattle area?!?! Time for a Mariners game...
(as if y2karl likes the mariners)
posted by The God Complex at 1:31 AM on January 1, 2007
mr_crash_davis : You know, the kind that aren't allowed to leave the ground, explode, or shoot anything higher than ten feet?
In my badly misspent youth, we dealt with some explosive devices. And as... enthusiasts, we created a nomenclature to more accurately define the kind of stuff we would 'encounter' (but never build, wink wink, and so on...)
M-80 = cherry bomb.
M-250 = quarter stick of Dynamite
M-500 - half stick...
There were higher ratings, but nothing that should be discussed in our day and age.
I'm now old and don't remember the specifics of how to make these wonderful devices, but I do recollect a thing or two...
An M-250 will literally turn a mailbox inside out. Not that I've ever seen that, or anything. But if I had, I can only describe the experience as 'The Best Thing Ever'
> That said, don't do drugs kids, stay in school! And don't play with fireworks. because that would be dangerous. And naughty.
posted by quin at 1:44 AM on January 1, 2007
In my badly misspent youth, we dealt with some explosive devices. And as... enthusiasts, we created a nomenclature to more accurately define the kind of stuff we would 'encounter' (but never build, wink wink, and so on...)
M-80 = cherry bomb.
M-250 = quarter stick of Dynamite
M-500 - half stick...
There were higher ratings, but nothing that should be discussed in our day and age.
I'm now old and don't remember the specifics of how to make these wonderful devices, but I do recollect a thing or two...
An M-250 will literally turn a mailbox inside out. Not that I've ever seen that, or anything. But if I had, I can only describe the experience as 'The Best Thing Ever'
> That said, don't do drugs kids, stay in school! And don't play with fireworks. because that would be dangerous. And naughty.
posted by quin at 1:44 AM on January 1, 2007
quin, we once filled a large glass bottle with inflammable liquids (hairspray, etc.) and completely sealed it with tape. The kicker? Our "wick" was a "hummer bomb", which was a smashed up hummeroo with taped ends. Essentially it was a tiny piece of dynamite acting as a fuse for a molotov cocktail.
We also had Roman Candle Wars®.
posted by The God Complex at 2:03 AM on January 1, 2007
We also had Roman Candle Wars®.
posted by The God Complex at 2:03 AM on January 1, 2007
We also had Roman Candle Wars®.
Like so?
posted by stavrosthewonderchicken at 2:20 AM on January 1, 2007
Like so?
posted by stavrosthewonderchicken at 2:20 AM on January 1, 2007
Ain't no party like a MeFi party, cuz a MeFi party don't stop!
posted by blue_beetle at 2:21 AM on January 1, 2007
posted by blue_beetle at 2:21 AM on January 1, 2007
lame-ass Utah fireworks. You know, the kind that aren't allowed to leave the ground, explode, or shoot anything...
Where I come from those are called candles.
Where I come from, those are called cigarettes.
posted by Smart Dalek at 5:00 AM on January 1, 2007
Where I come from those are called candles.
Where I come from, those are called cigarettes.
posted by Smart Dalek at 5:00 AM on January 1, 2007
New Years Day and it's 50 degrees and sunny out in Pennsylvania. Doesn't quite seem right but I'll take it.
posted by octothorpe at 7:18 AM on January 1, 2007
posted by octothorpe at 7:18 AM on January 1, 2007
I got a phone call from the future last night, as I do every New Year that I spend in this country. Time zones freak me out when it's 7PM here and NEXT YEAR in Europe.
If it's April in Korea, and January in Rhode Island, then what should I eat for breakfast?
posted by grapefruitmoon at 9:29 AM on January 1, 2007
If it's April in Korea, and January in Rhode Island, then what should I eat for breakfast?
posted by grapefruitmoon at 9:29 AM on January 1, 2007
'S funny. I found a bag of reservation bought fireworks on the sidewalk last summer--there were m-80s and some cardboard roman candle mortars and such in there. Some kids no doubt abandoned them when they saw a police car or something. I thought about bringing them out and giving them to the people at the party--but only for about a nanosecond, 'cause it's hard to give fireworks to drunks when you aren't drunk yourself.
posted by y2karl at 9:32 AM on January 1, 2007
posted by y2karl at 9:32 AM on January 1, 2007
One of my regets in life is I've not yet seen a stick of dynamite lit off. Makes it tough to judge explosions measured in volumes of TNT.
posted by Mitheral at 9:35 AM on January 1, 2007
posted by Mitheral at 9:35 AM on January 1, 2007
If it's April in Korea, and January in Rhode Island, then what should I eat for breakfast?
chinese.
posted by quonsar at 10:20 AM on January 1, 2007
chinese.
posted by quonsar at 10:20 AM on January 1, 2007
Peanut Butter Pants Bomb. Yo. Pan-fish-pants-cakes. AND THE QUONSAR COMES IN THE NIIIIIGHT!
posted by loquacious at 10:25 AM on January 1, 2007
posted by loquacious at 10:25 AM on January 1, 2007
wOOOO bunny earlobe pizza! Yogurt? Bran! Bran!! OK? OK OK!
posted by loquacious at 10:31 AM on January 1, 2007
posted by loquacious at 10:31 AM on January 1, 2007
*tries to blow thread up by lighting cigarettes/candles/Utah fireworks.*
posted by dabitch at 10:54 AM on January 1, 2007
posted by dabitch at 10:54 AM on January 1, 2007
The one nice thing about being a kid in Texas: access to explosives...
posted by delmoi at 9:24 AM on January 2, 2007
posted by delmoi at 9:24 AM on January 2, 2007
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posted by The God Complex at 7:25 PM on December 31, 2006