Also can you strip out extraneous mentions of farm animals?
*ducks*
*chickens*
etc.????? posted by luser at 5:46 AM on November 27, 2001
I do it on metafilter, but not here. Me too! (I mean, from now on, now that I know the rule) P.S. All my line breaks are due to excessive paragraphing while editing. I now make a point of sucking in my "posted by" tag with the delete key before I post, so that there's no ridiculous, Italian-Opera-style spacing. On the other hand, on MetaFilter I go wild, I tell ya! posted by MiguelCardoso at 6:12 AM on November 27, 2001
You're drinking again, aren't ya Mikey? C'mon, fess up! posted by stavrosthewonderchicken at 6:14 AM on November 27, 2001
Omit needless words! posted by websavvy at 8:54 AM on November 27, 2001
Omit words! posted by Neale at 9:01 AM on November 27, 2001
Everything I say is a lie. posted by luser at 12:31 PM on November 27, 2001
That reminds me of Grosse Pointe Blank, luser. posted by gleemax at 3:24 PM on November 27, 2001
*grabs lapels, leans forward*
Vigorous writing is concise. A sentence should contain no unnecessary words, a paragraph no unnecessary sentences, for the same reason that a drawing should have no unnecessary lines and a machine no unnecessary parts. posted by j.edwards at 3:44 PM on November 27, 2001
There are a lot of unnecessary parts in your average car. Someone should tell the enigneers that they're doing it all wrong. posted by kindall at 3:58 PM on November 27, 2001
Cup holders ruined everything. posted by rodii at 4:03 PM on November 27, 2001
And those headlight wipers. Still haven't figured those out. They must be a freak of evolution and will one day fade away like the sad coccyx, appendix, or left arm. posted by Kafkaesque at 4:06 PM on November 27, 2001
As the left arm fades away, so does my sex life. posted by Hildago at 1:17 PM on November 28, 2001
posted by Karl at 7:20 PM on November 26, 2001