Problems with posts tagged with cheese

December 19, 2007 5:43 PM

The second page of the "Posts tagged with cheese" is the same as the first. It also says "50 posts tagged with cheese. Displaying 51 through 50."
posted by slogger to Bugs at 5:43 PM (137 comments total)

The solution is simple:

WE NEED MORE POSTS ABOUT CHEESE, PEOPLE.
posted by dersins at 5:46 PM on December 19, 2007 [4 favorites]

Couldn't agree with you more, dersins. I was a little surprised there are only 50 (or 51...I'm not quite sure).
posted by slogger at 5:48 PM on December 19, 2007

Absence makes the heart grow fondue.
posted by It's Raining Florence Henderson at 5:50 PM on December 19, 2007 [4 favorites]

They make a stent for that, flo.
posted by dersins at 5:52 PM on December 19, 2007

Gouda one, dersins!
posted by It's Raining Florence Henderson at 5:54 PM on December 19, 2007 [1 favorite]

Edam right it was!
posted by dersins at 5:57 PM on December 19, 2007 [1 favorite]

Oh no! I've created a muenster!
posted by slogger at 5:57 PM on December 19, 2007 [2 favorites]

You're making me bleu.
posted by jonmc at 5:58 PM on December 19, 2007

hav a rti lol n mov on!!!
posted by It's Raining Florence Henderson at 6:00 PM on December 19, 2007

No whey.
posted by dersins at 6:02 PM on December 19, 2007 [2 favorites]

Fixing this should be a bries.
posted by grouse at 6:03 PM on December 19, 2007 [1 favorite]

Curd ur enthusiasm.
posted by It's Raining Florence Henderson at 6:03 PM on December 19, 2007 [1 favorite]

yeah, but does it have a fedora?
posted by Brandon Blatcher at 6:12 PM on December 19, 2007

Will this end well? I cantal...
posted by slogger at 6:12 PM on December 19, 2007 [1 favorite]

Sharp cheddar.
posted by Diskeater at 6:13 PM on December 19, 2007

O haiz. I'z King George III. Em-mental.
posted by munchingzombie at 6:14 PM on December 19, 2007 [5 favorites]

Not enough whine to go with all this cheez...
posted by pupdog at 6:16 PM on December 19, 2007

You all know that 51-50 is the LAPD code for "held under suspicion of being crazy about cheese", right?
posted by mr_crash_davis at 6:17 PM on December 19, 2007

I'm gonna get Ubriaco.
posted by jonmc at 6:20 PM on December 19, 2007

I'm afraid the direction of this thread was a Feta ccompli.
posted by It's Raining Florence Henderson at 6:22 PM on December 19, 2007 [6 favorites]

Yes, it was quite a thread Jack.
posted by jonmc at 6:29 PM on December 19, 2007 [2 favorites]

I dunno, until now I thought MeFites were too mature for this.
posted by grouse at 6:29 PM on December 19, 2007 [3 favorites]

My God - why?!!!
posted by It's Raining Florence Henderson at 6:30 PM on December 19, 2007

And I thought to myself, 'a little fermented curd will do the trick'. So I curtailed my Walpoling activites, sallied forth, and infiltrated your place of purveyance to negotiate the vending of some cheesy comestibles.
posted by found missing at 6:32 PM on December 19, 2007

Fixed.
posted by mathowie (staff) at 6:42 PM on December 19, 2007

You're so Krafty.
posted by iamkimiam at 6:45 PM on December 19, 2007 [3 favorites]

If this keeps up I'm grana be sick.
posted by slogger at 6:52 PM on December 19, 2007 [1 favorite]

Metafilter: Like a Roque(fort)
posted by blue_beetle at 6:54 PM on December 19, 2007

Ugh, I Camembert it.
posted by bassjump at 6:56 PM on December 19, 2007 [5 favorites]

I guess I should've thought about it more caerphilly before making this post.
posted by slogger at 6:57 PM on December 19, 2007 [3 favorites]

Metafilter: processed pasteurized cheese food.
posted by iamkimiam at 7:00 PM on December 19, 2007

Now we can goat to the next post.
posted by not_on_display at 7:24 PM on December 19, 2007

And what would that chevre?
posted by deborah at 7:28 PM on December 19, 2007

Comte think of it, that's not such a bad idea.
posted by slogger at 7:29 PM on December 19, 2007 [2 favorites]

we 'cotta stop this.
posted by jonmc at 7:40 PM on December 19, 2007

I think we should Provolone it.
posted by never used baby shoes at 7:49 PM on December 19, 2007

Oof, coijita show a little mercy? I'm laughing so hard I'm about to piave myself over here.
posted by desuetude at 7:53 PM on December 19, 2007

Puns like these, MeFites just edam up.
posted by jonmc at 7:56 PM on December 19, 2007

Plus, we're having such a gouda time.
posted by jonmc at 7:57 PM on December 19, 2007

The goodness of cheese is one of the world's Emmental truths, you know.
posted by clevershark at 8:00 PM on December 19, 2007

I sposi we should close this now.
*performs low curtsy*
posted by tellurian at 8:06 PM on December 19, 2007

Time for Timer!
posted by pupdog at 8:18 PM on December 19, 2007 [1 favorite]

Maybe I should stink up this thread too?
posted by stinkycheese at 8:18 PM on December 19, 2007 [3 favorites]

Halloumi to retort.
posted by tangerine at 8:38 PM on December 19, 2007 [1 favorite]

Enough puns already, oka?
posted by clevershark at 8:50 PM on December 19, 2007 [1 favorite]

Havarti your way. This is plenty oaxaca'd out already.
posted by tangerine at 8:51 PM on December 19, 2007

But I'd really like another chance to ask for a mascarpone.
posted by tangerine at 8:52 PM on December 19, 2007

You guys have milked this for all it's worth.
posted by yhbc at 8:57 PM on December 19, 2007

Yes, this discussion is rather awkward and Stilton.
posted by clevershark at 9:02 PM on December 19, 2007

No more jokes? Asiago home now.
posted by Baby_Balrog at 9:05 PM on December 19, 2007 [1 favorite]

seriously, I'm feta up.
posted by milestogo at 9:05 PM on December 19, 2007

My family's worried about me, and myzithra says I spend way too much time on metafilter.
posted by Baby_Balrog at 9:07 PM on December 19, 2007

Yet the saga continues!
posted by Baby_Balrog at 9:08 PM on December 19, 2007 [1 favorite]

Personally, I was still just barely casein the situation. Not paneerly done.
posted by tangerine at 9:09 PM on December 19, 2007

...and we keep posting, frinault good reason at all.
posted by Baby_Balrog at 9:10 PM on December 19, 2007 [1 favorite]

Honestly? I exmoor from you people in the future.
posted by Baby_Balrog at 9:12 PM on December 19, 2007

Meta, I salut you!! Well done!!
posted by pearlybob at 9:35 PM on December 19, 2007

I'm trying so hard to think of something clever to say.
posted by Mister Cheese at 9:57 PM on December 19, 2007 [13 favorites]

Whatever I would say wouldn't be so grate.
posted by Tehanu at 10:00 PM on December 19, 2007

This is a rare bit of fun.
posted by tellurian at 10:09 PM on December 19, 2007

I'm commenting in this thread, just in queso.
posted by milquetoast at 10:13 PM on December 19, 2007 [1 favorite]

I thought this thread would have been closed a long time asiago.
posted by ninjew at 10:21 PM on December 19, 2007

I Port Salut you. Perhaps you could Halloumi?
posted by Wolof at 10:25 PM on December 19, 2007

I came here to make a cheese pun, but it looks like all of them Havarti been used.
posted by weapons-grade pandemonium at 10:26 PM on December 19, 2007 [2 favorites]

Jesus Cheese Fucking Christ.
posted by ericb at 10:29 PM on December 19, 2007

Apologies on the repeat of Halloumi. I'm a Klützer, and Parmigiano make it up to you.

Incidentally, where is the "Batzosinsane" tag here?
posted by Wolof at 10:32 PM on December 19, 2007

Metafilter: Lactose intolerant
Cheesy as hell, too.
posted by not_on_display at 10:35 PM on December 19, 2007

NewsItem: Google reports spike in searches for "cheese varieties" ...
posted by woodblock100 at 10:43 PM on December 19, 2007 [2 favorites]

Holy crap - I think Jesus Pan deserves it's own FPP: it's wasted over here in the Gruyere.
posted by forallmankind at 10:46 PM on December 19, 2007 [1 favorite]

Wow, this is like that recurring nightmare where I'm at a dinner party and all these classy and clever people are having high-falutin' conversations I can barely follow and I only get every sixth reference and I'm terrified they'll realize that I'm a huge phony and then kill and eat my ignorant corpse, swapping bon mots as they tear off chunks of my torso like a pack of erudite wolves.

Only it's about cheese. And on the Gray. And I'm not feeling self-conscious about my lack of pants.
posted by Alvy Ampersand at 10:54 PM on December 19, 2007 [2 favorites]

Google reports spike in searches for "cheese varieties"

What a load of manouri.

(And wikipedia has everything you might need, anyway.)
posted by dersins at 10:57 PM on December 19, 2007

Just wanted Tallegio know if the Raclette Fritz, you're probably a Picock. In which case you'll be needing these Testouris.
posted by Wolof at 11:03 PM on December 19, 2007

I like bacon!












D'ooooooooohhhhhhhh
posted by iamkimiam at 11:04 PM on December 19, 2007

Man,chego do that for?
posted by ooga_booga at 11:09 PM on December 19, 2007

What a load of manouri

But this thread has served to remind us .... "What a friend we have in Cheeses!"
posted by woodblock100 at 11:17 PM on December 19, 2007 [2 favorites]

This truffe is closed to niolo coulommiers.
posted by Chuckles at 11:41 PM on December 19, 2007

I'd just like tallegio know I think this is gouda.
posted by metasav at 11:50 PM on December 19, 2007

Oh my gouda. "That's so good! It should have been mine!"
posted by ninjew at 11:54 PM on December 19, 2007

it curds to me, by the whey......
posted by metasav at 11:55 PM on December 19, 2007

Cheese, you guys are annoying.
posted by davejay at 11:56 PM on December 19, 2007

Oh, gjet 'ost, the lot of you.
posted by LobsterMitten at 12:01 AM on December 20, 2007 [1 favorite]

Yous guys are so funny. Wish I hadda tape ricotta.
posted by Ambrosia Voyeur at 12:23 AM on December 20, 2007 [3 favorites]

Cheeses Christ, you guys are still at this? I'm going to bed.
posted by slogger at 12:53 AM on December 20, 2007

Limburger
posted by C17H19NO3 at 12:58 AM on December 20, 2007

slogger: there'll be at least a Dubliner even a triplin' of posts when you get back.
posted by heeeraldo at 1:35 AM on December 20, 2007 [1 favorite]

All this verbal västerbation!
posted by aubilenon at 1:44 AM on December 20, 2007

I have cheese... in my pants.
posted by grouse at 1:48 AM on December 20, 2007

cortex is gonna make a head cheese joke, I just know it.
posted by cgc373 at 1:50 AM on December 20, 2007

That head cheese joke comment was my thousandth on the gray. Such shame, such vanity, such breaded, deep-fried vanity. . . .
posted by cgc373 at 1:52 AM on December 20, 2007 [1 favorite]

... still at this?

Sure! Parmesan more wine, and I'd be happy to keep going!
posted by woodblock100 at 2:03 AM on December 20, 2007

Zdenka. Take 2 Picodin, and I'll Brillat in the Meaunes-ing.
posted by Wolof at 2:04 AM on December 20, 2007

It's like a cottage industry in here.

Going stilton and on tilsit turns bleu in the face.

And do cheese posts get a regular tag or a Maytag?

(I'll be back when I come up with something for "neufchatel"...)
posted by wendell at 2:09 AM on December 20, 2007

I'm enjoying the lamentations of your Mariolles and your Neufchâteaux as I drive them before me. It's Saint-Nectaire to my Oltermanni Gubbeens.

You have no Chaource but to Bokmakiri.
posted by Wolof at 2:47 AM on December 20, 2007

I previewed before you red, leicester repeat a variety and end up looking philly.
posted by flabdablet at 3:32 AM on December 20, 2007

Who you calling a Weisslacker? UnTilsit's Provolone, I'm gonna Banon and on.
posted by Wolof at 4:11 AM on December 20, 2007

CHEESE PUN!
posted by Divine_Wino at 4:37 AM on December 20, 2007

I'm terrified they'll realize that I'm a huge phony and then kill and eat my ignorant corpse

DIBS ON THE LEG!!!!1
posted by Meatbomb at 5:03 AM on December 20, 2007

"What a friend we have in Cheeses!"

Cheeses of Nazareth?
posted by clevershark at 5:09 AM on December 20, 2007

Divine_Wino made a hot crossed pun.
posted by cgc373 at 5:12 AM on December 20, 2007

To get these puns, I made sure to read them very Caerphilly, it's been a real slice!
posted by BozoBurgerBonanza at 5:44 AM on December 20, 2007

you have to Kraft them well.
posted by patricio at 6:30 AM on December 20, 2007

Keep your pecorino up, everyone!
posted by languagehat at 6:44 AM on December 20, 2007 [1 favorite]

Is this thread loading funny for anyone else?

Windows XP, Mozzarella Firefox.
posted by cortex (staff) at 6:56 AM on December 20, 2007

Is this thread loading funny for anyone else?

Tastes fine on my (Big) Mac ...
posted by woodblock100 at 7:05 AM on December 20, 2007

This is grating on my nerves. Curd it out.
posted by like_neon at 7:17 AM on December 20, 2007

Well, it's making me rit like a vache.
posted by grouse at 7:23 AM on December 20, 2007

I ate you all.
posted by quin at 7:29 AM on December 20, 2007

Lighten up, babybel.
posted by goodnewsfortheinsane at 7:41 AM on December 20, 2007

I'm just thankful to this MeTa for bringing me to the one-track mind known as Mr. Cheese!!!. A man who apparently subsists on cheese, who not only takes cheese vacations, but rates towns based upon their "cheese scene."
posted by miss lynnster at 7:54 AM on December 20, 2007

Yeah, best AskMe history ever. Have you seen his web site? It's sadly lacking in cheesy jokes.
posted by grouse at 7:57 AM on December 20, 2007

Perhaps this thread should have been locked beaufort it got out of hand?
posted by Ragma at 8:02 AM on December 20, 2007

I'd like to make another pun, but have run out of cheese ideas...I guess I'm no cheese whiz.
posted by BozoBurgerBonanza at 9:17 AM on December 20, 2007

I think the Fontina this page could change.
posted by darsh at 9:25 AM on December 20, 2007 [1 favorite]

MASCARPWNED!!
posted by sambosambo at 9:48 AM on December 20, 2007 [7 favorites]

I feel sheep (cheese)- ish reading swiss ched(dar).
posted by Lynsey at 10:02 AM on December 20, 2007

Teleme... mmm something soft and sweet. Make mine all creamy and melted, then spread it. Gruyere's nice and firm, ready to stick in nice hot buns. I like to have my whey with it. Oh queso, I'm annatto girl.
posted by Ambrosia Voyeur at 10:21 AM on December 20, 2007 [1 favorite]

Wow, Ambrosia... Mizithra bit hotter in here? Or rennet just you? ;)
posted by sambosambo at 10:32 AM on December 20, 2007

Cheesus, Dairy and Toasties and all the saints, what has been going on here?
posted by Abiezer at 10:46 AM on December 20, 2007 [1 favorite]

Take it easy, Mac.
posted by tristeza at 11:40 AM on December 20, 2007

No cheese tastes as good as Titty Cheese
posted by growabrain at 11:54 AM on December 20, 2007

I lactose the kashkaval to bribe everyone to stop this infernal raclette.
posted by tangerine at 12:26 PM on December 20, 2007

Wearing a cheesy hat has now been declared a Fedora Offense.
posted by iamkimiam at 3:42 PM on December 20, 2007

CHEESE PUN!

They sell those at Stuckey's*, right?

* Stuckey's: Home of the food that killed Elvis!
posted by jonmc at 5:15 PM on December 20, 2007

Wow, hats off to those who have multiple puns in a single post. I find it hard enough to craft singles.
posted by ooga_booga at 9:02 PM on December 20, 2007 [3 favorites]

Well, ooga_booga, I'm humboldt enough to go out on a limburger and observe that none of us can tillamook anything he doesn't already know.
posted by tangerine at 9:31 PM on December 20, 2007

My compliments to ooga_booga on his efforts to protect our unnatural resources by recycling puns. Without people like him, our vast and half-vast forests of evergreen puns would be stripped bare by stripped bears (bearing arms with bare arms) and there wouldn't be enough left for Christmas Tease (or any tease during the Celestial Season). So remember to recycle, reuse, reduce, re-gift, refry beans and reggiano your parmigiano. (You were wondering when I'd finally get back to the cheese, didn't you?)
posted by wendell at 11:36 PM on December 20, 2007

I lactose the kashkaval to bribe everyone to stop this infernal raclette.

I'm manchego enough to admit I'd take a bribe. Although I gloucester say, the puns do gruyere on ya.
posted by juv3nal at 11:49 PM on December 20, 2007

also
posted by juv3nal at 11:51 PM on December 20, 2007

Did somebody step on a duck?
posted by flabdablet at 4:28 AM on December 21, 2007

If this is a setup for a "cheese 'n' quackers" joke, I'm outta here.
posted by cgc373 at 6:31 AM on December 21, 2007

Mozzarella going to be pissed off when he finds this thread.
posted by dirtdirt at 9:21 AM on December 21, 2007

dirtdirt stole mine, but I was going with "hella" over "really".
posted by Ambrosia Voyeur at 12:46 PM on December 21, 2007

ЭПИГРАММА № I

“Вы любите ли сыр?”— спросили раз ханжу,
“Люблю,— он отвечал,— я вкус в нем нахожу”.
posted by languagehat at 2:43 PM on December 21, 2007

EPIGRAM No. 1

"Do you like cheese?" — they asked the hypocrite.
"I do," — he answered, — "I find taste in it."

—"Kozma Prutkov" [A.K. Tolstoy], 1854
posted by languagehat at 2:45 PM on December 21, 2007

This thread should be tasted again now that it's aged a few days.
posted by grouse at 8:30 PM on December 23, 2007

Still stinks of cheese.

Gob, how I love the stuff.
posted by Wolof at 5:55 AM on December 24, 2007

Looking sharp!
posted by wendell at 6:50 AM on December 24, 2007