The Not-So-Hidden Homosexual Agenda December 23, 2008 9:13 AM Subscribe
Gay Mefi Cabal Roll Call
In this thread, dirtynumbangelboy makes mention of a "truly enormous Gay Mefi Cabal." Though I suspect it undermines our status as a secretive Mefi shadow government, I thought I'd follow up on the theory here on MetaTalk.
Are you a member of the Gay Mefi Cabal? Would you like to be? Do you like secret handshakes and silly codes? Have you been hurt in an automobile accident? (Damn, wrong commercial.)
Naturally, one should disavow any knowledge of the existence of the Gay Mefi Cabal when questioned. This thread may or may not self-destruct if accessed by non-queer persons (I'm still a little fuzzy on that HTML tag...).
In this thread, dirtynumbangelboy makes mention of a "truly enormous Gay Mefi Cabal." Though I suspect it undermines our status as a secretive Mefi shadow government, I thought I'd follow up on the theory here on MetaTalk.
Are you a member of the Gay Mefi Cabal? Would you like to be? Do you like secret handshakes and silly codes? Have you been hurt in an automobile accident? (Damn, wrong commercial.)
Naturally, one should disavow any knowledge of the existence of the Gay Mefi Cabal when questioned. This thread may or may not self-destruct if accessed by non-queer persons (I'm still a little fuzzy on that HTML tag...).
I think you misunderstood. The "truly enormous Gay Mefi Cabal" does not contain a lot of members. It contains truly enormous gay members. IYKWIM
posted by It's Raining Florence Henderson at 9:21 AM on December 23, 2008 [8 favorites]
posted by It's Raining Florence Henderson at 9:21 AM on December 23, 2008 [8 favorites]
I thought we already lived through this ill-considered experiment with the 'fat bitchez stand UP' MeTa?
posted by nonmerci at 9:21 AM on December 23, 2008 [4 favorites]
posted by nonmerci at 9:21 AM on December 23, 2008 [4 favorites]
STUNT POST IS STUNT
posted by cowbellemoo at 9:25 AM on December 23, 2008
posted by cowbellemoo at 9:25 AM on December 23, 2008
There is no gaybal.
Also, what nonmerci said.
posted by CKmtl at 9:26 AM on December 23, 2008 [2 favorites]
Also, what nonmerci said.
posted by CKmtl at 9:26 AM on December 23, 2008 [2 favorites]
I'm not a Gay MeFi Cabal Nazi, but I'd like to consider myself a traitorous collaborator.
posted by DU at 9:28 AM on December 23, 2008 [2 favorites]
posted by DU at 9:28 AM on December 23, 2008 [2 favorites]
We are the Crushed Velour Underground.
is this where we're holding the orgy? I brought snacks!
posted by The Whelk at 9:31 AM on December 23, 2008 [1 favorite]
is this where we're holding the orgy? I brought snacks!
posted by The Whelk at 9:31 AM on December 23, 2008 [1 favorite]
The Whelk, please say they are twinkies...
posted by greekphilosophy at 9:51 AM on December 23, 2008
posted by greekphilosophy at 9:51 AM on December 23, 2008
There will be snacks? I may not be gay, but if the snacks are good enough, I might be persuaded to come.
What double entendre?
posted by Kattullus at 9:51 AM on December 23, 2008 [2 favorites]
What double entendre?
posted by Kattullus at 9:51 AM on December 23, 2008 [2 favorites]
As a lesbian, I'd like to object to the non-inclusive language of this post. It leaves out all womyn, as well as our transexual, transgendered and transfat cousins.
It also leaves out the group who can not make up their minds, but we don't speak of them.
posted by QIbHom at 9:51 AM on December 23, 2008 [4 favorites]
It also leaves out the group who can not make up their minds, but we don't speak of them.
posted by QIbHom at 9:51 AM on December 23, 2008 [4 favorites]
The Whelk, please say they are twinkies...
Bear Claws and some Ho-Hos
posted by The Whelk at 9:52 AM on December 23, 2008 [2 favorites]
Bear Claws and some Ho-Hos
posted by The Whelk at 9:52 AM on December 23, 2008 [2 favorites]
I too would like to join. I happen to have an opposite sex partner, and we're getting married soon, but being in Massachusetts, we've chosen to have a "gay wedding." I mean, when the alternative is a "somber wedding," who wouldn't want one?
posted by explosion at 9:55 AM on December 23, 2008
posted by explosion at 9:55 AM on December 23, 2008
hi! what is this about?
posted by shmegegge at 9:56 AM on December 23, 2008 [1 favorite]
posted by shmegegge at 9:56 AM on December 23, 2008 [1 favorite]
This homosexual's agenda:
1. Get through a boring day (I hope!) at the office
2. Clean the bathroom, do laundry etc. before the in-laws show up
3. Relax all through the Xmas/New Year's holiday, eat good food, go on walks, read books, and so on
4. Take over the universe
posted by rtha at 9:59 AM on December 23, 2008 [2 favorites]
1. Get through a boring day (I hope!) at the office
2. Clean the bathroom, do laundry etc. before the in-laws show up
3. Relax all through the Xmas/New Year's holiday, eat good food, go on walks, read books, and so on
4. Take over the universe
posted by rtha at 9:59 AM on December 23, 2008 [2 favorites]
I'm afraid the Pope has told me you're all bad people and making the world warmer or something. Is it me or are those gay people just too hot?
posted by Abiezer at 9:59 AM on December 23, 2008
posted by Abiezer at 9:59 AM on December 23, 2008
I'm as straight as the day is long, so quite a bit less so in December.
posted by Astro Zombie at 10:01 AM on December 23, 2008 [12 favorites]
posted by Astro Zombie at 10:01 AM on December 23, 2008 [12 favorites]
Yeah, I think this is another exercise in Not A Good Idea.
posted by cortex (staff) at 10:05 AM on December 23, 2008
posted by cortex (staff) at 10:05 AM on December 23, 2008
This thread is closed to new comments.
posted by Wolfdog at 9:16 AM on December 23, 2008