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"MetaFilter" by Deathalicious There is a room called The Blue. "You are in The Blue. There is a link to MetaTalk." In the blue is a banhammer. The description of the banhammer is "The almighty MetaFilter banhammer. Mightily weilded, albeit reluctantly, by our loving moderators." Understand "hammer" as banhammer. Before doing something other than examining or smelling or listening to the banhammer: say "Are you a mod? Then hands off."; stop the action. Instead of smelling the banhammer, say "The banhammer smells faintly of iron and bitter, bitter tears." In the blue is a deleted post. Instead of examining the deleted post, say "Stupid spammers." Before doing something other than examining the post: say "No."; stop the action. Understand "MetaTalk", "MeTa", or "follow link" as west. West of The Blue is The Gray. The description of The Gray is "You are in the Gray. You see a link to MetaFilter here." A table is in the gray. It is scenery. A plate is on the table. "A plate of beans lies on the table." In the plate are some beans. Before taking the beans: if the player is not carrying the plate: try taking the plate instead; otherwise: continue the action. Before eating the beans: say "'Dear AskMe: I left some beans out for three weeks while I went on vacation. They still look okay, should I eat them?' The consensus is that you should not eat them."; stop the action. Understand "MetaFilter", "go to MetaFilter", "follow link" as east. Overthinking is an action applying to one visible thing. Instead of overthinking a thing, say "You think about [noun]." Understand "overthink [something]" as overthinking. Instead of overthinking the plate, try overthinking the beans. Instead of overthinking the beans, say "Oh really?!? Are you ON METAFILTER by any chance?!?" Before swearing obscenely or swearing mildly: if the player is in The Gray: say "Worst callout ever."; otherwise: say "Take it to MeTa."; stop the action. Instead of listening to something or listening, say "It is completely silent." Rule for printing a parser error: If the player is in The Blue: say "Oh! For an edit function." instead; otherwise: say "Worst callout ever." instead.
posted by Deathalicious at 9:03 AM on January 23