Who are the MeFi Olympians? February 13, 2010 9:15 AM Subscribe
Who are the MeFi Olympians?
So,if when MetaFilter is granted full UN recognition, who will the MetaOlympic Committee be sending to the Games to represent the old blue, green and grey? Have any MeFites actually competed in international sports? If not, who are the best athletes among us? I suspect #1 will pull a Prince Albert of Monaco and put himself on the cycling team, but who will lead our winter delegation?
Come on, sporty MeFites, let your skills and accomplishments be known!
So,
Come on, sporty MeFites, let your skills and accomplishments be known!
is one handed typing an olympic event?
posted by pyramid termite at 9:22 AM on February 13, 2010 [3 favorites]
posted by pyramid termite at 9:22 AM on February 13, 2010 [3 favorites]
According to my dream last night, Metafilter isn't going to become a country, it's going to turn into a fully accredited university. So really, you should be asking about college sports and related sundry competitions, like debate or something.
posted by Caduceus at 9:38 AM on February 13, 2010
posted by Caduceus at 9:38 AM on February 13, 2010
Or bean thinking. We'll create an entirely new college competition. Every school in the nation will have teams of folks over-thinking plates of beans.
posted by Caduceus at 9:40 AM on February 13, 2010 [1 favorite]
posted by Caduceus at 9:40 AM on February 13, 2010 [1 favorite]
I don't know about winter sports, but I have a hunch we'd field a pretty great Ultimate Frisbee team. (I'm a handler, myself, though badly out of practice.)
posted by ocherdraco at 9:41 AM on February 13, 2010 [1 favorite]
posted by ocherdraco at 9:41 AM on February 13, 2010 [1 favorite]
Endurance Drinking.
posted by jonmc at 9:47 AM on February 13, 2010 [7 favorites]
posted by jonmc at 9:47 AM on February 13, 2010 [7 favorites]
I'm competing in regional snark tryouts this weekend.
posted by Brandon Blatcher at 9:47 AM on February 13, 2010 [1 favorite]
posted by Brandon Blatcher at 9:47 AM on February 13, 2010 [1 favorite]
Marathon Flaming (although some of our users have tested positive for palin)
posted by DU at 9:52 AM on February 13, 2010 [5 favorites]
posted by DU at 9:52 AM on February 13, 2010 [5 favorites]
Is karaoke an Olympic sport yet?
posted by Faint of Butt at 9:52 AM on February 13, 2010
posted by Faint of Butt at 9:52 AM on February 13, 2010
Did pretty good in the 200 meter spousing too!
posted by Brandon Blatcher at 9:52 AM on February 13, 2010
posted by Brandon Blatcher at 9:52 AM on February 13, 2010
I'm competing for the gold in the "What was the name of that website/film/tvshow/book I saw/read ?" category.
posted by iconomy at 9:56 AM on February 13, 2010 [4 favorites]
posted by iconomy at 9:56 AM on February 13, 2010 [4 favorites]
200m Snarking.
posted by panboi at 9:59 AM on February 13, 2010 [1 favorite]
posted by panboi at 9:59 AM on February 13, 2010 [1 favorite]
Endurance lurking.
D'oh! Ruined it.
posted by moonmilk at 10:04 AM on February 13, 2010 [28 favorites]
D'oh! Ruined it.
posted by moonmilk at 10:04 AM on February 13, 2010 [28 favorites]
I took home the heart and mane in a recent dead horse beathalon.
posted by carsonb at 10:06 AM on February 13, 2010 [1 favorite]
posted by carsonb at 10:06 AM on February 13, 2010 [1 favorite]
I'm not much of a sportswoman, but I've definitely pulled a few Prince Alberts in my time. They tend to get snagged on things.
posted by eatyourcellphone at 10:06 AM on February 13, 2010 [4 favorites]
posted by eatyourcellphone at 10:06 AM on February 13, 2010 [4 favorites]
Declawathlon
posted by found missing at 10:10 AM on February 13, 2010 [8 favorites]
posted by found missing at 10:10 AM on February 13, 2010 [8 favorites]
I'm sure we could mount a top-ranked Google-Fu team.
posted by amtho at 10:22 AM on February 13, 2010 [2 favorites]
posted by amtho at 10:22 AM on February 13, 2010 [2 favorites]
Ha! Well, technically bridge is an recognized Olympic sport (yes, I agree, that's stupid), so given I've represented New Zealand as a youth player....
Boy, that's reaching.
posted by gaspode at 10:23 AM on February 13, 2010
Boy, that's reaching.
posted by gaspode at 10:23 AM on February 13, 2010
Am trained for the Alphabet Thread Relay!
posted by zarq at 10:30 AM on February 13, 2010 [1 favorite]
posted by zarq at 10:30 AM on February 13, 2010 [1 favorite]
Can't help but think our Olympics would be special
posted by found missing at 10:32 AM on February 13, 2010 [2 favorites]
posted by found missing at 10:32 AM on February 13, 2010 [2 favorites]
Seriously though, don't you think the Olympics would be cooler if they had competitions in Minesweeper, bucket drumming, cup stacking, parkour, Starcraft, hot dog eating, etc.
posted by Rhomboid at 10:57 AM on February 13, 2010 [4 favorites]
posted by Rhomboid at 10:57 AM on February 13, 2010 [4 favorites]
Everybody loves Alphabet Thread Relay --- I don't see why not.
posted by Dr Dracator at 10:57 AM on February 13, 2010
posted by Dr Dracator at 10:57 AM on February 13, 2010
Can't help but think our Olympics would be special
MetaFilter Olympics Softball Tee Pitches Perfect Game
never miss an opportunity to trot out the best Onion headline ever
posted by carsonb at 11:00 AM on February 13, 2010 [1 favorite]
MetaFilter Olympics Softball Tee Pitches Perfect Game
never miss an opportunity to trot out the best Onion headline ever
posted by carsonb at 11:00 AM on February 13, 2010 [1 favorite]
Have any MeFites actually competed in international sports?
I've covered international sports as a sportswriter. What do I win?
posted by Cool Papa Bell at 11:00 AM on February 13, 2010
I've covered international sports as a sportswriter. What do I win?
posted by Cool Papa Bell at 11:00 AM on February 13, 2010
Geez, that baton is slippery.
posted by carsonb at 11:01 AM on February 13, 2010 [1 favorite]
posted by carsonb at 11:01 AM on February 13, 2010 [1 favorite]
Although I see their point because its traditionally limited to sports, I actually believe that in the spirit of expanding international goodwill, things like bridge and chess should be included in the Olympics. Basically anything that is a competition has its place. Therefore:
Favorite collecting.
(I kid, I kid)
posted by MCMikeNamara at 11:07 AM on February 13, 2010
Favorite collecting.
(I kid, I kid)
posted by MCMikeNamara at 11:07 AM on February 13, 2010
Did I envy the Great One riding to the outdoor cauldron in the back of a truck through the rain/snow? Of course not. But I would sign up for "watching from couch in warm family room".
posted by Cranberry at 11:14 AM on February 13, 2010
posted by Cranberry at 11:14 AM on February 13, 2010
People should favorite iconomy, because iconomy kicks ass at that event.
posted by cgc373 at 11:15 AM on February 13, 2010 [1 favorite]
posted by cgc373 at 11:15 AM on February 13, 2010 [1 favorite]
I'm pretty good at StepMania on the keyboard (not so much on a dance mat). That's an event, right?
posted by The Winsome Parker Lewis at 11:24 AM on February 13, 2010 [1 favorite]
posted by The Winsome Parker Lewis at 11:24 AM on February 13, 2010 [1 favorite]
Cat scanning. While nude. And covered in glistening olive oil.
I've said too much.
posted by chinston at 11:24 AM on February 13, 2010
I've said too much.
posted by chinston at 11:24 AM on February 13, 2010
Why would anyone want to scan a cat?
posted by Chocolate Pickle at 11:25 AM on February 13, 2010
posted by Chocolate Pickle at 11:25 AM on February 13, 2010
Why would anyone cover a nude cat in olive oil?
posted by found missing at 11:26 AM on February 13, 2010
posted by found missing at 11:26 AM on February 13, 2010
If pressed, we may be able to form a curling team.
posted by sleslie at 11:28 AM on February 13, 2010
posted by sleslie at 11:28 AM on February 13, 2010
I was gonna try to compete in the Terrible Slam Poetry division, but that cat they had declaiming during the opening ceremonies was on a whole 'nother level. I just can't compete! If I train extra hard starting now, I should have a whole arsenal of truly awful teeth-grinding rhymes to drop on the next batch of Summer Games.
posted by EatTheWeek at 11:31 AM on February 13, 2010 [2 favorites]
posted by EatTheWeek at 11:31 AM on February 13, 2010 [2 favorites]
Outrage marathon and team uncharitable reading.
posted by electroboy at 11:32 AM on February 13, 2010
posted by electroboy at 11:32 AM on February 13, 2010
The 100ms Refresh.
posted by Eideteker at 11:38 AM on February 13, 2010 [1 favorite]
posted by Eideteker at 11:38 AM on February 13, 2010 [1 favorite]
I'm in for Freestyle Drinking.
posted by mr_crash_davis mark II: Jazz Odyssey at 11:43 AM on February 13, 2010
posted by mr_crash_davis mark II: Jazz Odyssey at 11:43 AM on February 13, 2010
Jeebus, that vector art with the Wikipedia-faced men is going to haunt me.
posted by Rhomboid at 11:45 AM on February 13, 2010
posted by Rhomboid at 11:45 AM on February 13, 2010
Why would anyone cover a nude cat in olive oil?
They're tastier that way. Especially with a little balsamic, fresh ground pepper and crunchy bread.
posted by Cool Papa Bell at 11:52 AM on February 13, 2010
They're tastier that way. Especially with a little balsamic, fresh ground pepper and crunchy bread.
posted by Cool Papa Bell at 11:52 AM on February 13, 2010
.
That's for all the Mefites we have lost in "Should I eat this?"
I am still on the professional circuit but feel like my luck may run out this year.
posted by special-k at 11:56 AM on February 13, 2010 [2 favorites]
That's for all the Mefites we have lost in "Should I eat this?"
I am still on the professional circuit but feel like my luck may run out this year.
posted by special-k at 11:56 AM on February 13, 2010 [2 favorites]
The Fucking and Sleeping Biathlon.
posted by five fresh fish at 11:57 AM on February 13, 2010
posted by five fresh fish at 11:57 AM on February 13, 2010
The 100ms Refresh.
Damn! Best I can do is about 190ms.
posted by Chuckles at 12:02 PM on February 13, 2010
Damn! Best I can do is about 190ms.
posted by Chuckles at 12:02 PM on February 13, 2010
Overreaching and jumping to conclusions
posted by found missing at 12:04 PM on February 13, 2010
posted by found missing at 12:04 PM on February 13, 2010
TODAY TODAY Today
WE ARE ALL WE ARE ALL We are all
OLYMPIANS 'LYMPIANS 'lympians
posted by hangashore at 12:14 PM on February 13, 2010 [6 favorites]
WE ARE ALL WE ARE ALL We are all
OLYMPIANS 'LYMPIANS 'lympians
posted by hangashore at 12:14 PM on February 13, 2010 [6 favorites]
Ban hammer toss?
posted by iamabot at 12:19 PM on February 13, 2010 [1 favorite]
posted by iamabot at 12:19 PM on February 13, 2010 [1 favorite]
Frist Psot?
posted by five fresh fish at 12:26 PM on February 13, 2010
posted by five fresh fish at 12:26 PM on February 13, 2010
...$20, etc.
posted by ludwig_van at 12:32 PM on February 13, 2010 [1 favorite]
posted by ludwig_van at 12:32 PM on February 13, 2010 [1 favorite]
I can't compete due to a gammy knee, but I can carry fire to the Olympic Flame.
posted by Blazecock Pileon at 1:08 PM on February 13, 2010
posted by Blazecock Pileon at 1:08 PM on February 13, 2010
Both Flagging AND Moving On.
posted by gingerbeer at 1:16 PM on February 13, 2010 [3 favorites]
posted by gingerbeer at 1:16 PM on February 13, 2010 [3 favorites]
It's the MeFi biathalon.
posted by gingerbeer at 1:17 PM on February 13, 2010
posted by gingerbeer at 1:17 PM on February 13, 2010
It's the MeFi biathalon.
Wait. I get to flag something ... with gunfire?
Oh, I've totally been doing it wrong, then.
posted by Cool Papa Bell at 1:27 PM on February 13, 2010 [2 favorites]
Wait. I get to flag something ... with gunfire?
Oh, I've totally been doing it wrong, then.
posted by Cool Papa Bell at 1:27 PM on February 13, 2010 [2 favorites]
Caduceus: "Metafilter ...[is]... going to turn into a fully accredited university."
I know that some people here are incredibly big personalities, with interpersonal squabbles not unusual, but I ask you: Are our politics that petty?
posted by boo_radley at 1:30 PM on February 13, 2010 [2 favorites]
I know that some people here are incredibly big personalities, with interpersonal squabbles not unusual, but I ask you: Are our politics that petty?
posted by boo_radley at 1:30 PM on February 13, 2010 [2 favorites]
Also I took gold in doubles posting.
posted by boo_radley at 1:33 PM on February 13, 2010 [3 favorites]
posted by boo_radley at 1:33 PM on February 13, 2010 [3 favorites]
I'm taking home the gold, silver and bronze in the Special Snowflake competition this year.
posted by double block and bleed at 1:43 PM on February 13, 2010
posted by double block and bleed at 1:43 PM on February 13, 2010
Geez, that baton is slippery.
That wasn't my baton, dude. Not that there's anything wrong with that.
I can carry fire to the Olympic Flame.
Have any of our GLBT users staked claim as our honourary flaming queer? I'd nominate DNAB, but I think he's still gone. :-(
Thinking about it, it occurs to me I've never seen a "First Post" on MeFi. I'm thinking this must surely be because mods delete them, and not because we've no idiots.
posted by five fresh fish at 1:53 PM on February 13, 2010
That wasn't my baton, dude. Not that there's anything wrong with that.
I can carry fire to the Olympic Flame.
Have any of our GLBT users staked claim as our honourary flaming queer? I'd nominate DNAB, but I think he's still gone. :-(
Thinking about it, it occurs to me I've never seen a "First Post" on MeFi. I'm thinking this must surely be because mods delete them, and not because we've no idiots.
posted by five fresh fish at 1:53 PM on February 13, 2010
I'm the one looting the Gap because I need a manly outfit for figure skating.
posted by vapidave at 1:55 PM on February 13, 2010
posted by vapidave at 1:55 PM on February 13, 2010
I'm favored to medal in the WayneHate event. I've been training for years.
posted by cashman at 2:08 PM on February 13, 2010
posted by cashman at 2:08 PM on February 13, 2010
If there was an event for sticking your foot in your mouth I'd take gold. IRL and Interwebs events. I'd take gold in them all.
posted by TooFewShoes at 2:18 PM on February 13, 2010
posted by TooFewShoes at 2:18 PM on February 13, 2010
I think you'd have some competition there - the only time I open my mouth is to change feet.
posted by dg at 2:22 PM on February 13, 2010
posted by dg at 2:22 PM on February 13, 2010
PWN THE ODIUM
posted by cortex (staff) at 2:24 PM on February 13, 2010 [9 favorites]
posted by cortex (staff) at 2:24 PM on February 13, 2010 [9 favorites]
I qualified for the Olympic Marathon trials in 2000! Yay! Go Me Whooooooo!!!
Uh.
um
awkward
posted by stagewhisper at 2:25 PM on February 13, 2010 [2 favorites]
Uh.
um
awkward
posted by stagewhisper at 2:25 PM on February 13, 2010 [2 favorites]
Your possession of real athleticism shames us, stagewhisper. Get the hence.
/jealousy
posted by Ghidorah at 2:33 PM on February 13, 2010
/jealousy
posted by Ghidorah at 2:33 PM on February 13, 2010
thee. Damnit. Thee.
Training for the edit window pony whingeathon is exhausting, and a continuing work in progress.
posted by Ghidorah at 2:34 PM on February 13, 2010
Training for the edit window pony whingeathon is exhausting, and a continuing work in progress.
posted by Ghidorah at 2:34 PM on February 13, 2010
I've been told on several occasions that I could sleep for England.
Now if you'll excuse me, I need to get back to my training for 2012.
posted by triggerfinger at 2:51 PM on February 13, 2010
Now if you'll excuse me, I need to get back to my training for 2012.
posted by triggerfinger at 2:51 PM on February 13, 2010
"Deadlifting."
Sometimes those perfect puns just kind of write themselves, don't they?
posted by mr_crash_davis mark II: Jazz Odyssey at 3:00 PM on February 13, 2010
Sometimes those perfect puns just kind of write themselves, don't they?
posted by mr_crash_davis mark II: Jazz Odyssey at 3:00 PM on February 13, 2010
I'm thinking this must surely be because mods delete them
I almost never see them actually, and I don't think we ever really did except in ironic ways in threads on very nerdy topics.
When cat rodeo enters the olympics, I will medal in it.
posted by jessamyn (staff) at 3:05 PM on February 13, 2010
I almost never see them actually, and I don't think we ever really did except in ironic ways in threads on very nerdy topics.
When cat rodeo enters the olympics, I will medal in it.
posted by jessamyn (staff) at 3:05 PM on February 13, 2010
Synchronised drinking. Who's with me?
I am. Try to keep up.
posted by jonmc at 3:06 PM on February 13, 2010
I am. Try to keep up.
posted by jonmc at 3:06 PM on February 13, 2010
The synchronised drinking team needs more practice, clearly.
posted by gingerbeer at 3:13 PM on February 13, 2010
posted by gingerbeer at 3:13 PM on February 13, 2010
I'm quite pleased we manage to have a community where even rank n00bs know not to first post. Very cool, that.
posted by five fresh fish at 3:23 PM on February 13, 2010
posted by five fresh fish at 3:23 PM on February 13, 2010
I qualified for the Olympic Marathon trials in 2000! Yay! Go Me Whooooooo!!!
Looks like we're going to be one of those flagbearer-is-the-whole-team nations, and you're it, stagewhisper.
posted by Rock Steady at 3:31 PM on February 13, 2010
Looks like we're going to be one of those flagbearer-is-the-whole-team nations, and you're it, stagewhisper.
posted by Rock Steady at 3:31 PM on February 13, 2010
Cat scanning.
I'd enter my cat in that one. My cat keeps jumping up on the scanner and activating it. Bet none of your cats can scan themselves.
posted by orange swan at 3:31 PM on February 13, 2010
I'd enter my cat in that one. My cat keeps jumping up on the scanner and activating it. Bet none of your cats can scan themselves.
posted by orange swan at 3:31 PM on February 13, 2010
During the '08 summer games, my upstairs neighbour was on the Olympic team, but as I recall she sprained her ankle or got sick or something shortly before her competition was to hit the track. Whoops!
posted by Sys Rq at 3:31 PM on February 13, 2010
posted by Sys Rq at 3:31 PM on February 13, 2010
Synchronized flaming pile-on - I think we could get a team together for this that would be a world beater
posted by troll on a pony at 3:53 PM on February 13, 2010
posted by troll on a pony at 3:53 PM on February 13, 2010
4x100 mediocrity, represent.
Going for 4th. Every time.
posted by djgh at 4:08 PM on February 13, 2010 [1 favorite]
Going for 4th. Every time.
posted by djgh at 4:08 PM on February 13, 2010 [1 favorite]
There's a good chance we have an Olympian or two among us, but odds are we wouldn't find out anything until after the Olympics. Right now they're either preparing for events, competing in events, or fucking other Olympians.
posted by graventy at 4:33 PM on February 13, 2010
posted by graventy at 4:33 PM on February 13, 2010
I'm in for marathon sleeping.
posted by dilettante at 4:36 PM on February 13, 2010
posted by dilettante at 4:36 PM on February 13, 2010
Is Doodle Jump an Olympic sport yet?
No, wait. I suck at Doodle Jump. Never mind.
posted by BitterOldPunk at 4:44 PM on February 13, 2010
No, wait. I suck at Doodle Jump. Never mind.
posted by BitterOldPunk at 4:44 PM on February 13, 2010
Blue is the new gold.
posted by Blazecock Pileon at 4:52 PM on February 13, 2010 [1 favorite]
posted by Blazecock Pileon at 4:52 PM on February 13, 2010 [1 favorite]
It might be fun to ride my fixed-gear bike on an actual track.
posted by box at 5:05 PM on February 13, 2010
posted by box at 5:05 PM on February 13, 2010
oh boy, sleep! That's where I'm an Olympian!
posted by jacalata at 5:27 PM on February 13, 2010 [1 favorite]
posted by jacalata at 5:27 PM on February 13, 2010 [1 favorite]
i went to the olympic trials for fencing. i got my ass kicked, but i had a good time.
ban hammer toss was an excellent suggestion, as was Cold Chef's deadlift.
posted by spikeleemajortomdickandharryconnickjrmints at 6:01 PM on February 13, 2010
ban hammer toss was an excellent suggestion, as was Cold Chef's deadlift.
posted by spikeleemajortomdickandharryconnickjrmints at 6:01 PM on February 13, 2010
Oh golly, I just had a flashback to that old Viking thread and the thousands of posts debating it endlessly.
posted by Rhomboid at 6:22 PM on February 13, 2010
posted by Rhomboid at 6:22 PM on February 13, 2010
100+ comments and no Tater Team joke? FOR SHAME!
posted by mynameisluka at 6:32 PM on February 13, 2010
posted by mynameisluka at 6:32 PM on February 13, 2010
Not to brag, but my high school Synchronised Flameout team went to state two years in a row!
posted by freshwater_pr0n at 6:41 PM on February 13, 2010
posted by freshwater_pr0n at 6:41 PM on February 13, 2010
Whatever it is that I do, I should be given a medal for it.
posted by The Whelk at 6:49 PM on February 13, 2010
posted by The Whelk at 6:49 PM on February 13, 2010
i went to the olympic trials for fencing. i got my ass kicked, but i had a good time.
OK, that's something. We've got a fencer and a marathoner now.
posted by Rock Steady at 7:48 PM on February 13, 2010
OK, that's something. We've got a fencer and a marathoner now.
posted by Rock Steady at 7:48 PM on February 13, 2010
i went to the olympic trials for fencing. i got my ass kicked, but i had a good time.
See, everyone else assumes you meant competed in. I assume you meant 'attended and got into a fight at'.
posted by graventy at 8:16 PM on February 13, 2010 [2 favorites]
See, everyone else assumes you meant competed in. I assume you meant 'attended and got into a fight at'.
posted by graventy at 8:16 PM on February 13, 2010 [2 favorites]
I ice fish like a mofo. Old school style. Just me and a bucket, sitting in the open. I've been out there at -20 looking for a bite. Can I join?
posted by sanka at 8:17 PM on February 13, 2010
posted by sanka at 8:17 PM on February 13, 2010
I am the managing short track (50 m or less) official for my local Special Olympics area games. I can oversee our summer short track events and give you a hug at the end of your races.
posted by onhazier at 8:38 PM on February 13, 2010 [6 favorites]
posted by onhazier at 8:38 PM on February 13, 2010 [6 favorites]
The hug is the most important part!
posted by jessamyn (staff) at 8:56 PM on February 13, 2010 [1 favorite]
posted by jessamyn (staff) at 8:56 PM on February 13, 2010 [1 favorite]
That and the Black Power salute.
posted by box at 9:18 PM on February 13, 2010 [1 favorite]
posted by box at 9:18 PM on February 13, 2010 [1 favorite]
I got taken out by a sideline play at a high school football game I was covering. As I was backpedaling to get away from the running back out of bounds, I fell backwards over my editor (who was photographing and not paying attention). The coach laughed so hard he almost swallowed his chaw.
does...does that count?
posted by toodleydoodley at 9:29 PM on February 13, 2010 [1 favorite]
does...does that count?
posted by toodleydoodley at 9:29 PM on February 13, 2010 [1 favorite]
I'm competing in the 200mL Gin Medley right this very second. It feels like I'm winning, and I won't be told otherwise.
posted by mostlymartha at 9:36 PM on February 13, 2010
posted by mostlymartha at 9:36 PM on February 13, 2010
Endurance Drinking.
I was a gold medalist at the 2006 Oldlympdics
posted by Kirk Grim at 9:53 PM on February 13, 2010
I was a gold medalist at the 2006 Oldlympdics
posted by Kirk Grim at 9:53 PM on February 13, 2010
tehloki's a lock-in for the 10K favoriting competition
posted by not_on_display at 9:58 PM on February 13, 2010 [1 favorite]
posted by not_on_display at 9:58 PM on February 13, 2010 [1 favorite]
I didn't even qualify for the boston marathon but my trainer runs the 10k in 27 minutes, which places him not that far away from the world record (26:17.53). I could try getting him to register and post once or twice, just so we could say he's a mefite.
because that's how it's done, right?
posted by krautland at 11:19 PM on February 13, 2010
because that's how it's done, right?
posted by krautland at 11:19 PM on February 13, 2010
I'll put my time-traveling 19 year old bad self down for middle and long distance track and cross country. In college, my roommate and I entered the intramural track and field event as a two-man running team. He did all the sprints, I did everything from 800m up. Our sole goal was to beat our friends in the ROTC, and we came this close to pulling it off.
We also chose the least manly and least patriotic team name we could think of.
posted by zippy at 11:36 PM on February 13, 2010
We also chose the least manly and least patriotic team name we could think of.
posted by zippy at 11:36 PM on February 13, 2010
One of the winter events; we've been going downhill fast ever since they allowed paid sign-ups and I joined.
posted by Abiezer at 11:58 PM on February 13, 2010
posted by Abiezer at 11:58 PM on February 13, 2010
Something about a mehdalist.
posted by jeffamaphone at 11:59 PM on February 13, 2010 [1 favorite]
posted by jeffamaphone at 11:59 PM on February 13, 2010 [1 favorite]
Bean thinking!
Endurance drinking!
Your long boats, baby they're sinking!
posted by flapjax at midnite at 3:56 AM on February 14, 2010
Endurance drinking!
Your long boats, baby they're sinking!
posted by flapjax at midnite at 3:56 AM on February 14, 2010
2000meter longboat. Which, apparently, is sinking. Which one of you synchronized drinkers threw the ban hammer in the longboat again? G-ddamnit, I told you that hull is fragile!
posted by grapefruitmoon at 6:35 AM on February 14, 2010
posted by grapefruitmoon at 6:35 AM on February 14, 2010
Speed Hugging. Half the people don't even know they've been hugged - but they need it.
posted by The Whelk at 7:38 AM on February 14, 2010 [1 favorite]
posted by The Whelk at 7:38 AM on February 14, 2010 [1 favorite]
Men's Downhill Moodswing Champion here.
posted by kuujjuarapik at 8:17 AM on February 14, 2010 [2 favorites]
posted by kuujjuarapik at 8:17 AM on February 14, 2010 [2 favorites]
Super Heavyweight Hipster Bashing - The most challenging of the Hipster Bashing categories, as fat people have to be able to successfully belittle someone who looks good in skinny jeans. ("No-one looks good in skinny jeans" is a time-honored opening move.)
Bicycle Commuting - Road course involving buses, taxis and SUVs driven by homicidal chimpanzees, pot-holes, wide-spaced stormdrain grates, pavement cracks, traffic lights at every other intersection who's sensors can't detect a bicycle, random opening doors on parked cars, pedestrians wearing blindfolds and soundproof headphones, and since these are the Winter Games, it's snowing... the course concludes with a locking job that can prevent a determined thief from stealing the bike in less than three minutes, and no bike-racks are provided.
posted by Slap*Happy at 8:20 AM on February 14, 2010 [2 favorites]
Bicycle Commuting - Road course involving buses, taxis and SUVs driven by homicidal chimpanzees, pot-holes, wide-spaced stormdrain grates, pavement cracks, traffic lights at every other intersection who's sensors can't detect a bicycle, random opening doors on parked cars, pedestrians wearing blindfolds and soundproof headphones, and since these are the Winter Games, it's snowing... the course concludes with a locking job that can prevent a determined thief from stealing the bike in less than three minutes, and no bike-racks are provided.
posted by Slap*Happy at 8:20 AM on February 14, 2010 [2 favorites]
or fucking other Olympians.
Might as well be a sport.
posted by jmd82 at 9:11 AM on February 14, 2010
Might as well be a sport.
posted by jmd82 at 9:11 AM on February 14, 2010
You hug-aletes have some serious competition.
posted by five fresh fish at 9:15 AM on February 14, 2010
posted by five fresh fish at 9:15 AM on February 14, 2010
hug-aletes
I must strongly object to this highly questionable suffix.
posted by Sys Rq at 9:18 AM on February 14, 2010
I must strongly object to this highly questionable suffix.
posted by Sys Rq at 9:18 AM on February 14, 2010
Synchronized sinning.
Do you know what I am saying?
posted by fourcheesemac at 9:24 AM on February 14, 2010
Do you know what I am saying?
posted by fourcheesemac at 9:24 AM on February 14, 2010
It's hard to get that to the metronome fourcheesemac.
posted by The Whelk at 9:28 AM on February 14, 2010
posted by The Whelk at 9:28 AM on February 14, 2010
I have a bronze in over-throwing third world nations
posted by clavdivs at 10:50 AM on February 14, 2010
posted by clavdivs at 10:50 AM on February 14, 2010
Now, I could have sworn that was in gnomic hurling.
"No-one looks good in skinny jeans"
Except Sis. Hence the term 'sis jeans.'
posted by y2karl at 11:18 AM on February 14, 2010
"No-one looks good in skinny jeans"
Except Sis. Hence the term 'sis jeans.'
posted by y2karl at 11:18 AM on February 14, 2010
hug-aletes
I must strongly object to this highly questionable suffix.
Huggalos?
posted by electroboy at 12:20 PM on February 14, 2010 [1 favorite]
I must strongly object to this highly questionable suffix.
Huggalos?
posted by electroboy at 12:20 PM on February 14, 2010 [1 favorite]
I can oversee our summer short track events and give you a hug at the end of your races.
The Special Snowflake Olympics?
posted by TooFewShoes at 12:44 PM on February 14, 2010 [2 favorites]
The Special Snowflake Olympics?
posted by TooFewShoes at 12:44 PM on February 14, 2010 [2 favorites]
I think we have a winner.
Heck, you're all winners!
posted by jessamyn (staff) at 12:59 PM on February 14, 2010
Heck, you're all winners!
posted by jessamyn (staff) at 12:59 PM on February 14, 2010
Blue ribbons for all!
(professional white ribbons for others!)
posted by The Whelk at 1:03 PM on February 14, 2010 [2 favorites]
(professional white ribbons for others!)
posted by The Whelk at 1:03 PM on February 14, 2010 [2 favorites]
Cat Punt.
posted by bicyclefish at 2:59 PM on February 14, 2010
posted by bicyclefish at 2:59 PM on February 14, 2010
I'm up for some sort of combined sport...
Maybe the Midwestern Combine -- Team Drinking, Pinball, Billiards, and Beer Pong.
Or the Bro Combine -- Beer Pong & Circle of Death
Possibly the Hipster Combine... Ironically of course...
posted by schyler523 at 3:45 PM on February 14, 2010
Maybe the Midwestern Combine -- Team Drinking, Pinball, Billiards, and Beer Pong.
Or the Bro Combine -- Beer Pong & Circle of Death
Possibly the Hipster Combine... Ironically of course...
posted by schyler523 at 3:45 PM on February 14, 2010
Maybe a trivia-boxing-drinking combine?
Arm wrestling and thumb wrestling?
Maybe add all of my ideas and create the Drinker's Decathlon?
posted by schyler523 at 3:49 PM on February 14, 2010
Arm wrestling and thumb wrestling?
Maybe add all of my ideas and create the Drinker's Decathlon?
posted by schyler523 at 3:49 PM on February 14, 2010
Endurance sleeping.
posted by BrotherCaine at 4:21 PM on February 14, 2010
posted by BrotherCaine at 4:21 PM on February 14, 2010
I want to carry the Metafilter Olympic Flame-Out.
posted by clearly at 4:32 PM on February 14, 2010 [1 favorite]
posted by clearly at 4:32 PM on February 14, 2010 [1 favorite]
So. This can only end one way, you realise? Beanplate Olympics.
Who would like to design the mefi torch (or whatever) and get manufacturing instructions online? There's at least three mefites here in Gothenburg, and besides competitive drinking I'd love to pass the torch (or whatever) on its way to/from Lexington, Massachusetts. (Arpanet is our Athens, right?)
We'll give Canada a good run for their funny money…
posted by monocultured at 5:49 PM on February 14, 2010
Who would like to design the mefi torch (or whatever) and get manufacturing instructions online? There's at least three mefites here in Gothenburg, and besides competitive drinking I'd love to pass the torch (or whatever) on its way to/from Lexington, Massachusetts. (Arpanet is our Athens, right?)
We'll give Canada a good run for their funny money…
posted by monocultured at 5:49 PM on February 14, 2010
Weeeee are the Mefians
Weeeee are the Mefians
No time for Boing Boing
Cause we are the Mefiaaaaaaans...
Of the world!
posted by flapjax at midnite at 5:52 PM on February 14, 2010 [4 favorites]
Weeeee are the Mefians
No time for Boing Boing
Cause we are the Mefiaaaaaaans...
Of the world!
posted by flapjax at midnite at 5:52 PM on February 14, 2010 [4 favorites]
MetaFilter: Arpanet is our Athens
posted by jessamyn (staff) at 6:20 PM on February 14, 2010 [4 favorites]
posted by jessamyn (staff) at 6:20 PM on February 14, 2010 [4 favorites]
wiffleball
posted by Stylus Happenstance at 7:54 PM on February 14, 2010 [1 favorite]
posted by Stylus Happenstance at 7:54 PM on February 14, 2010 [1 favorite]
This is as good a place as any to say I'm doing free form drunken radio over at MetaChat Radio
posted by The Whelk at 7:55 PM on February 14, 2010
posted by The Whelk at 7:55 PM on February 14, 2010
I just realized the MetaFilter Olympics is where everyone judges.
posted by BrotherCaine at 11:26 PM on February 14, 2010 [10 favorites]
posted by BrotherCaine at 11:26 PM on February 14, 2010 [10 favorites]
I'm fair at both archery and fencing. I'm also a reasonably good shot with both pistols and shotguns (not so great with rifles, sadly)
Looking at that, I realize that I'd have made a pretty good highwayman.
I guess I'll have to practice shouting "Stand and deliver!" so that I can really bring my best game when the time comes.
posted by quin at 9:09 AM on February 15, 2010
Looking at that, I realize that I'd have made a pretty good highwayman.
I guess I'll have to practice shouting "Stand and deliver!" so that I can really bring my best game when the time comes.
posted by quin at 9:09 AM on February 15, 2010
You'd have to spend your cash on looking flash and grabbing our attention.
posted by The Whelk at 9:11 AM on February 15, 2010
posted by The Whelk at 9:11 AM on February 15, 2010
P.S, I also took archery and fencing as a teenager with the vague idea that I should have all the skills my favorite D&D character had.
still can't cast magic missile tho
posted by The Whelk at 9:12 AM on February 15, 2010
still can't cast magic missile tho
posted by The Whelk at 9:12 AM on February 15, 2010
Duh, how do you think I manage to always be working when my manager walks by?
posted by jacalata at 10:32 AM on February 15, 2010 [1 favorite]
posted by jacalata at 10:32 AM on February 15, 2010 [1 favorite]
The best part of being a highwayman is teaching calculus to kids in East LA. Well, that and smoking Willie Nelson's weed.
posted by box at 10:53 AM on February 15, 2010
posted by box at 10:53 AM on February 15, 2010
I guess I'll have to practice shouting "Stand and deliver!" so that I can really bring my best game when the time comes.
/me sends for Captain Farrell.
posted by electroboy at 2:20 PM on February 15, 2010
/me sends for Captain Farrell.
posted by electroboy at 2:20 PM on February 15, 2010
Ha! Well, technically bridge is an recognized Olympic sport (yes, I agree, that's stupid), so given I've represented New Zealand as a youth player....
I've represented my university in Scrabble, so...
On a serious note though, from the link:
In order for a sport or discipline to be in included in the Summer Olympics program (but not necessarily be contested at the Olympics), it must be widely practiced by men and women, in at least 75 and 50 countries, respectively, spread over four continents
Dayum. That doesn't bode well for even cricket!
posted by the cydonian at 8:07 PM on February 16, 2010
I've represented my university in Scrabble, so...
On a serious note though, from the link:
In order for a sport or discipline to be in included in the Summer Olympics program (but not necessarily be contested at the Olympics), it must be widely practiced by men and women, in at least 75 and 50 countries, respectively, spread over four continents
Dayum. That doesn't bode well for even cricket!
posted by the cydonian at 8:07 PM on February 16, 2010
thread winners
posted by at the crossroads at 4:50 AM on February 28, 2010
posted by at the crossroads at 4:50 AM on February 28, 2010
Stylus Happenstance: I'll be on your wiffle team...
posted by schyler523 at 10:27 AM on March 2, 2010
posted by schyler523 at 10:27 AM on March 2, 2010
I'll be on the waffle team. Mmmm. Maple syrup for teh gold!
posted by five fresh fish at 6:04 PM on March 2, 2010
posted by five fresh fish at 6:04 PM on March 2, 2010
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