pbaby! October 3, 2010 7:55 PM Subscribe
Maybe Samanatha will work for Fiona Haughey some day.
posted by orange swan at 8:09 PM on October 3, 2010
posted by orange swan at 8:09 PM on October 3, 2010
Congratulations!
posted by sciencegeek at 8:11 PM on October 3, 2010
posted by sciencegeek at 8:11 PM on October 3, 2010
Yay PB!! I just love new fresh babies!!! Look at those cheeks!!
You did good Dad!! Big hugs to Mom!!
posted by pearlybob at 8:14 PM on October 3, 2010
You did good Dad!! Big hugs to Mom!!
posted by pearlybob at 8:14 PM on October 3, 2010
Congrats! <enter programming joke here>
posted by Paragon at 8:16 PM on October 3, 2010 [1 favorite]
posted by Paragon at 8:16 PM on October 3, 2010 [1 favorite]
Felicitations!
posted by The corpse in the library at 8:19 PM on October 3, 2010
posted by The corpse in the library at 8:19 PM on October 3, 2010
Cute baby!
posted by francesca too at 8:21 PM on October 3, 2010
posted by francesca too at 8:21 PM on October 3, 2010
So, uh... how long till the kid's trained up on her development skills to start making feature additions?
Just wondering.
posted by Tomorrowful at 8:24 PM on October 3, 2010
Just wondering.
posted by Tomorrowful at 8:24 PM on October 3, 2010
(also: Congrats!)
posted by Tomorrowful at 8:25 PM on October 3, 2010
posted by Tomorrowful at 8:25 PM on October 3, 2010
finally! i've got a pony for you to work on - memail me for the deets!
posted by Think_Long at 8:27 PM on October 3, 2010
posted by Think_Long at 8:27 PM on October 3, 2010
Pony request: revive the img tag so every post pb makes can have a picture of the munchkin appended to it.
Lovin' the crinkly ear action!
posted by phunniemee at 8:27 PM on October 3, 2010 [2 favorites]
Lovin' the crinkly ear action!
posted by phunniemee at 8:27 PM on October 3, 2010 [2 favorites]
Congrats-she is gorgeous and little girls are so much fun! Also-love the name!
posted by supercapitalist at 8:34 PM on October 3, 2010
posted by supercapitalist at 8:34 PM on October 3, 2010
That baby is so cute, she's practically a puppy. Congrats!
posted by FelliniBlank at 8:34 PM on October 3, 2010
posted by FelliniBlank at 8:34 PM on October 3, 2010
Awesome. Absolutely awesome!
posted by orville sash at 8:36 PM on October 3, 2010
posted by orville sash at 8:36 PM on October 3, 2010
Pony request: give her the middle name "Pony"
posted by Rumple at 8:37 PM on October 3, 2010 [4 favorites]
posted by Rumple at 8:37 PM on October 3, 2010 [4 favorites]
Get that kid an account so we answer her first questions:
"whats this stuff in my hand and where is daddy"
"is up down"
"doggie?"
"can i eat this too late i already did"
posted by Potomac Avenue at 8:44 PM on October 3, 2010 [14 favorites]
"whats this stuff in my hand and where is daddy"
"is up down"
"doggie?"
"can i eat this too late i already did"
posted by Potomac Avenue at 8:44 PM on October 3, 2010 [14 favorites]
awww, thanks for all the well-wishes. Maybe once I get some sleep I can come up with a good baby/coding joke. All I can come up with is: Speaking of doesn't scale she was 9 lbs, 2 oz? Anyway, thanks, we're all happy and healthy and couldn't ask for more.
posted by pb (staff) at 8:49 PM on October 3, 2010
posted by pb (staff) at 8:49 PM on October 3, 2010
A beautiful child -- Happy Fathers Day pb.
posted by dancestoblue at 8:58 PM on October 3, 2010
posted by dancestoblue at 8:58 PM on October 3, 2010
congrats pb! seconding the admiration for her crinkly ear.
posted by LobsterMitten at 9:05 PM on October 3, 2010
posted by LobsterMitten at 9:05 PM on October 3, 2010
Congratulations!
posted by gingerbeer at 9:11 PM on October 3, 2010
posted by gingerbeer at 9:11 PM on October 3, 2010
Finally, the cartoon series "Metafilter Babies" is one step closer to reality.
Congrats!
posted by Uppity Pigeon #2 at 9:12 PM on October 3, 2010 [1 favorite]
Congrats!
posted by Uppity Pigeon #2 at 9:12 PM on October 3, 2010 [1 favorite]
"whats this stuff in my hand and where is daddy"
"is up down"
"doggie?"
"can i eat this too late i already did"
"i am 12 hours old what is this"
Congratulations, pb! She is spectacular!
posted by bakerina at 9:13 PM on October 3, 2010 [1 favorite]
"is up down"
"doggie?"
"can i eat this too late i already did"
"i am 12 hours old what is this"
Congratulations, pb! She is spectacular!
posted by bakerina at 9:13 PM on October 3, 2010 [1 favorite]
She is gorgeous! (And for a change, I'm not saying that while secretly thinking she looks like a squished monkey, which is how most newborns appear to me. That's one beautiful-lookin' baby.)
Well done to you and her mum/mom. May Samantha's life be filled with love and laughter.
posted by malibustacey9999 at 9:16 PM on October 3, 2010
Well done to you and her mum/mom. May Samantha's life be filled with love and laughter.
posted by malibustacey9999 at 9:16 PM on October 3, 2010
congratulations. perhaps in the future we can bribe her to relay all of our pony requests? They'd sound so much more appealing coming from your loving daughter.
Jessamyn:Hey, how did we end up with a cooking subsite?
Cortex: Yeah, I thought we nixed that one. (looks at pb)
Pb: (mumbles for a minute) Well, Samantha thought it would be a good idea. She likes cooking. I'll just never figure out how she got that real pony the other day...
posted by Ghidorah at 9:31 PM on October 3, 2010 [2 favorites]
Jessamyn:Hey, how did we end up with a cooking subsite?
Cortex: Yeah, I thought we nixed that one. (looks at pb)
Pb: (mumbles for a minute) Well, Samantha thought it would be a good idea. She likes cooking. I'll just never figure out how she got that real pony the other day...
posted by Ghidorah at 9:31 PM on October 3, 2010 [2 favorites]
Aww congrats! :)
Side note: How did pb find time to make a baby? I thought he was chained to the server 24 hours a day!
posted by amyms at 10:14 PM on October 3, 2010
Side note: How did pb find time to make a baby? I thought he was chained to the server 24 hours a day!
posted by amyms at 10:14 PM on October 3, 2010
Huzzah!
*throws hat in the air*
Congratulations and every good wish to you and your family.
posted by scody at 10:25 PM on October 3, 2010
*throws hat in the air*
Congratulations and every good wish to you and your family.
posted by scody at 10:25 PM on October 3, 2010
Hurray! Serene in her beauty. Plus, cutest hat ever!
Congratulations!
posted by trip and a half at 10:26 PM on October 3, 2010
Congratulations!
posted by trip and a half at 10:26 PM on October 3, 2010
Oh come on Fiona & Samantha don't have to work together.
They'll we drawn together by coincidence, then realize their lineages are tied together, & that they both hail from a heritage of stupendous badasses.
For the purposes of this story, Fiona gets a banhammer, & Samantha gets pb's sword (a symbol of a world-class hacker). And I'm not sure if they fight crime or organize communities, oh, why not, they do both.
Also: woot!
posted by Pronoiac at 10:51 PM on October 3, 2010
They'll we drawn together by coincidence, then realize their lineages are tied together, & that they both hail from a heritage of stupendous badasses.
For the purposes of this story, Fiona gets a banhammer, & Samantha gets pb's sword (a symbol of a world-class hacker). And I'm not sure if they fight crime or organize communities, oh, why not, they do both.
Also: woot!
posted by Pronoiac at 10:51 PM on October 3, 2010
Paul has kids so I don't have to.
posted by cortex (staff) at 10:54 PM on October 3, 2010 [1 favorite]
posted by cortex (staff) at 10:54 PM on October 3, 2010 [1 favorite]
C'mon, Pronoiac, with words like lineage, a sword, a hammer, you know it's got to be more of a fantasy story you're setting up. Possibly written by Ellen Kushner. Definitely badasses, though.
posted by Ghidorah at 11:17 PM on October 3, 2010
posted by Ghidorah at 11:17 PM on October 3, 2010
(*⌒▽⌒)/ﾟ･:*【祝】*:･ﾟ＼(⌒▽⌒*)
posted by misozaki at 11:32 PM on October 3, 2010 [1 favorite]
posted by misozaki at 11:32 PM on October 3, 2010 [1 favorite]
Congrats, pb.
posted by stavrosthewonderchicken at 11:33 PM on October 3, 2010
posted by stavrosthewonderchicken at 11:33 PM on October 3, 2010
So cute. Congratulations!
posted by hurdy gurdy girl at 11:51 PM on October 3, 2010
posted by hurdy gurdy girl at 11:51 PM on October 3, 2010
Mubarak!!!!!
posted by bardophile at 12:12 AM on October 4, 2010
posted by bardophile at 12:12 AM on October 4, 2010
Mazel tov!
posted by By The Grace of God at 12:26 AM on October 4, 2010
posted by By The Grace of God at 12:26 AM on October 4, 2010
Absolutely beautiful. Best to you and Samantha's mum, and Samantha herself of course.
posted by b33j at 2:11 AM on October 4, 2010
posted by b33j at 2:11 AM on October 4, 2010
Mazel tov!
posted by Faint of Butt at 5:17 AM on October 4, 2010
posted by Faint of Butt at 5:17 AM on October 4, 2010
What a cutie! Congratulations!
posted by Marie Mon Dieu at 6:03 AM on October 4, 2010
posted by Marie Mon Dieu at 6:03 AM on October 4, 2010
Congrats Indeed! Please convey my standard greeting:
"Welcome to planet Earth! I hope you enjoy your stay here with us - it's full of great & wonderful things, endless amusements and people that love you!"
posted by Devils Rancher at 6:18 AM on October 4, 2010
"Welcome to planet Earth! I hope you enjoy your stay here with us - it's full of great & wonderful things, endless amusements and people that love you!"
posted by Devils Rancher at 6:18 AM on October 4, 2010
The future of the Empire is assured! Huzzah!
posted by JoanArkham at 6:19 AM on October 4, 2010
posted by JoanArkham at 6:19 AM on October 4, 2010
Hurray, congrats!
posted by ThePinkSuperhero at 6:21 AM on October 4, 2010
posted by ThePinkSuperhero at 6:21 AM on October 4, 2010
Awwwwww, she's gorgeous. Congratulations to pb and family.
posted by theora55 at 6:38 AM on October 4, 2010
posted by theora55 at 6:38 AM on October 4, 2010
How is babby soooooooo cuuuuuuuuuuuuuuute?
posted by ocherdraco at 7:30 AM on October 4, 2010
posted by ocherdraco at 7:30 AM on October 4, 2010
You should get her a pony. She's lovely, congrats!
posted by Alvy Ampersand at 7:41 AM on October 4, 2010
posted by Alvy Ampersand at 7:41 AM on October 4, 2010
Congrats!
posted by goodnewsfortheinsane at 7:43 AM on October 4, 2010
posted by goodnewsfortheinsane at 7:43 AM on October 4, 2010
Yay! More Mefittles!
(Is Mefittles the appropriate term for baby and kid Mefites?)
posted by zizzle at 7:50 AM on October 4, 2010
(Is Mefittles the appropriate term for baby and kid Mefites?)
posted by zizzle at 7:50 AM on October 4, 2010
I might have accidentally eaten her cheeks. Forgive me, they were so chubby and so soft.
posted by padraigin at 7:57 AM on October 4, 2010 [1 favorite]
posted by padraigin at 7:57 AM on October 4, 2010 [1 favorite]
Failure to employ William Carlos Williams meter. Flag on the play.
posted by cortex (staff) at 8:04 AM on October 4, 2010 [5 favorites]
posted by cortex (staff) at 8:04 AM on October 4, 2010 [5 favorites]
Little known fact: Samantha is the default name for female characters in my commercial scripts.
Congratulations on your beautiful baby girl.
posted by Mister_A at 8:25 AM on October 4, 2010
Congratulations on your beautiful baby girl.
posted by Mister_A at 8:25 AM on October 4, 2010
Cute kid. Congrats.
posted by cjorgensen at 8:28 AM on October 4, 2010
posted by cjorgensen at 8:28 AM on October 4, 2010
Congrats. She's obviously very bright; only two days old and already she's being adorable at a 3 week old level.
Impressive!
posted by quin at 8:38 AM on October 4, 2010 [2 favorites]
Impressive!
posted by quin at 8:38 AM on October 4, 2010 [2 favorites]
What a little angel! Congrats! :)
posted by 1000monkeys at 8:46 AM on October 4, 2010
posted by 1000monkeys at 8:46 AM on October 4, 2010
Side note: How did pb find time to make a baby? I thought he was chained to the server 24 hours a day!
mathowie allows him Christmas Day off, just like Ebenezer Scrooge did for Bob Cratchit. He's not a monster.
posted by jedicus at 9:14 AM on October 4, 2010
mathowie allows him Christmas Day off, just like Ebenezer Scrooge did for Bob Cratchit. He's not a monster.
posted by jedicus at 9:14 AM on October 4, 2010
Mathowie: He's Not A Monster.
Paid for by MetaPAC 2010
posted by Mister_A at 9:21 AM on October 4, 2010
Paid for by MetaPAC 2010
posted by Mister_A at 9:21 AM on October 4, 2010
Wonderful news! What a cutie!
posted by pointystick at 10:04 AM on October 4, 2010
posted by pointystick at 10:04 AM on October 4, 2010
Aw, look at the little pickle! Congrats, Pb and spouse!
posted by msali at 11:22 AM on October 4, 2010
posted by msali at 11:22 AM on October 4, 2010
Congratulations!
posted by sunshinesky at 11:31 AM on October 4, 2010
posted by sunshinesky at 11:31 AM on October 4, 2010
Failure to employ William Carlos Williams meter. Flag on the play.
SIGH. I'll take a do-over.
THIS IS JUST TO SAY
I have eaten
the cheeks
that were on
the babyface
and which
you were probably
saving
for Christmas card photos
Forgive me
they were delicious
so smooshy
and so nom nom nom
posted by padraigin at 11:38 AM on October 4, 2010 [18 favorites]
SIGH. I'll take a do-over.
THIS IS JUST TO SAY
I have eaten
the cheeks
that were on
the babyface
and which
you were probably
saving
for Christmas card photos
Forgive me
they were delicious
so smooshy
and so nom nom nom
posted by padraigin at 11:38 AM on October 4, 2010 [18 favorites]
Congratulations pb! She is going to be a heartbreaker!
posted by onlyconnect at 12:15 PM on October 4, 2010
posted by onlyconnect at 12:15 PM on October 4, 2010
aww, congrats pb! a great daughter for a great guy!
posted by flibbertigibbet at 12:25 PM on October 4, 2010
posted by flibbertigibbet at 12:25 PM on October 4, 2010
Oh yeah-congratulations!! Say goodbye to sleep for awhile. :D
posted by St. Alia of the Bunnies at 12:46 PM on October 4, 2010
posted by St. Alia of the Bunnies at 12:46 PM on October 4, 2010
So precious! Congratulations!
posted by NoraCharles at 12:57 PM on October 4, 2010
posted by NoraCharles at 12:57 PM on October 4, 2010
Welcome, kiddo! Try and be nice to people, avoid eating fat, read a good book every now and then, get some walking in and try and live together in peace and harmony with people of all creeds and nations.
(Congratulations, guy who makes the site run!)
posted by mintcake! at 1:12 PM on October 4, 2010
(Congratulations, guy who makes the site run!)
posted by mintcake! at 1:12 PM on October 4, 2010
How wonderful for you and your wife. Congratulations to you both.
Samantha is a beautiful name. Welcome to the world Samantha! May she have a marvelous and fortunate life.
Normal birth weight is between 6 lbs, 2 oz and 9 lbs, 2 oz. She is a bit Large for Gestational Age. Guess you'll have to put her on the treadmill. Not ;-) Look at the Baby, Not the Scale.
Your beautiful son, Eddie, now has a sweet baby sis, Phoebe and Luna have a new playmate. Celebration all around. :)
posted by nickyskye at 1:38 PM on October 4, 2010
Samantha is a beautiful name. Welcome to the world Samantha! May she have a marvelous and fortunate life.
Normal birth weight is between 6 lbs, 2 oz and 9 lbs, 2 oz. She is a bit Large for Gestational Age. Guess you'll have to put her on the treadmill. Not ;-) Look at the Baby, Not the Scale.
Your beautiful son, Eddie, now has a sweet baby sis, Phoebe and Luna have a new playmate. Celebration all around. :)
posted by nickyskye at 1:38 PM on October 4, 2010
This is wonderful news, congratulations! The downside is the confusion she will feel, the day she innocently asks, "Daddy, can I have a pony?" and pb freaks out.
posted by davejay at 2:51 PM on October 4, 2010
posted by davejay at 2:51 PM on October 4, 2010
Congrats! That is one cute little pony.
posted by grapesaresour at 3:00 PM on October 4, 2010
posted by grapesaresour at 3:00 PM on October 4, 2010
Congratulations to the whole family! She is lovely and smoocha moocha moocha SMOOOOOOOOOCH!
posted by Elsa at 3:06 PM on October 4, 2010
posted by Elsa at 3:06 PM on October 4, 2010
She really is just a lovely little girl! You and your wife must be ecstatic (and exhausted). Congratulations! Now code yourself some zzz.
posted by misha at 4:55 PM on October 4, 2010 [1 favorite]
posted by misha at 4:55 PM on October 4, 2010 [1 favorite]
Woo Hoo! Congratulations pb!!
posted by garnetgirl at 6:16 PM on October 4, 2010
posted by garnetgirl at 6:16 PM on October 4, 2010
Congratulations, I am so delighted for you all!
posted by DarlingBri at 7:10 PM on October 4, 2010
posted by DarlingBri at 7:10 PM on October 4, 2010
omg baby cheeks for breakfast! Nah, I'll just kiss the monitor and give dirty looks to my coworkers if they get weird about it.
posted by Unicorn on the cob at 8:00 AM on October 5, 2010
posted by Unicorn on the cob at 8:00 AM on October 5, 2010
BABY YARD BATH! wait am i saying that right?
posted by not_on_display at 10:06 AM on October 5, 2010
posted by not_on_display at 10:06 AM on October 5, 2010
Cute! Congrats :)
posted by batonthefueltank at 8:49 PM on October 5, 2010
posted by batonthefueltank at 8:49 PM on October 5, 2010
I'm late, but congrats on the peanut. She's precious.
posted by galadriel at 7:18 PM on October 6, 2010
posted by galadriel at 7:18 PM on October 6, 2010
Congratulations pb, she's adorbs!
posted by the latin mouse at 11:08 PM on October 6, 2010
posted by the latin mouse at 11:08 PM on October 6, 2010
She's beautiful. Many congrats, blessings, health, and happiness to your family.
posted by stormpooper at 1:14 PM on October 15, 2010
posted by stormpooper at 1:14 PM on October 15, 2010
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posted by SpacemanStix at 7:58 PM on October 3, 2010