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things just got a lot more Helio-centric

Oh, and hey, big ol' honkin' congrats to Blisterlips and griphus for doing this whole having an adorable baby thing. Hey there, Helio Edward, welcome to MetaFilter. [more inside]
posted by cortex on May 12, 2019 - 80 comments

The pitter-patter of Mefite feet

Good news is the best news: Mefites supercrayon and Paragon welcomed a healthy baby girl to the world on December 6, at 10:24pm local time. [more inside]
posted by Start with Dessert on Dec 7, 2017 - 54 comments

New blossom in the Wallflower bunch

The Wallflowers welcomed a healthy grandson to the world today at 2:06AM PST. He was 7lb10oz (3.46kg) and 21 inches (53.3cm) and as yet is unnamed, pending further negotiations.
posted by Johnny Wallflower on Nov 27, 2017 - 84 comments

User Release 2.0 "Rune Behrends"

A little bit of a bright spot in dark days: Mefites Twain Device and The Juche Idea welcomed their second child at 9 a.m. yesterday morning. [more inside]
posted by WidgetAlley on Aug 29, 2017 - 25 comments

A tiny General Systems Vehicle appears!

Colossal congratulations to EndsOfInvention and his wife who had a baby around midnight, GMT! Seeing as he is an all-around good guy and excellent dad, this shiny new unit has excellent general prospects. [more inside]
posted by ignignokt on Jul 19, 2016 - 42 comments

...and introducing Baby McGee as "baby"

Hey! Say hello to Eyebrows McGee's brand new daughter, Anna Lucia. Seven pounds, five ounces; nineteen inches bow to stern; conspicuous lack of eyebrows but we'll let that slide until at least Q4. Here's mother and daughter, chillin'.
posted by cortex on Jul 13, 2016 - 130 comments

The most exciting news of all!

Good people of Metafilter, rejoice and welcome to the world Holley Evelyn (Pterodactyl), newborn baby of Mrs. Pterodactyl and Bulgaroktonos! [more inside]
posted by duffell on Jul 7, 2016 - 85 comments

Welcome Baby Brownpau!

The wonderful brownpau and his sweet and talented wife (who, to the best of my knowledge doesn't frequent these parts) welcomed their first child last Thursday. Mother, child (code named Project Wallaby whilst en utero), and daddy are all apparently doing well. I'll let brownpau himself decide if he wants to share more. All I will say is they are awesome people, and I know will make great parents. Congrats!
posted by terrapin on Jun 15, 2016 - 59 comments

The Best of All Possible News!

The world is a better place for all of us today because we now share a world with Duffell and CatastropheWaitress's BABY! [more inside]
posted by Mrs. Pterodactyl on Apr 27, 2016 - 55 comments

Baby steps self care post

This post on the Blue is pretty cool, but I'm frustrated as my amygdala (I call her Queen) isn't liking the restrictiveness of having to go through steps in the order set by someone else. Also, she's messing up my prefrontal cortex something shocking, the bitch. So does anyone have the steps in a static format, even if it's text based? On another day, I'd be able to work out how to do it, but right now, not so much. Thanks so much.
posted by b33j on Oct 1, 2015 - 9 comments

Welcome to the world, cabinbaby!

Join me in extending big congratulations to cabingirl on the birth of her little cabingirl! Fiona Claire arrived yesterday morning and everyone's doing great.
posted by clavicle on Jun 28, 2015 - 40 comments

Moar Mefites

Our very own Kattullus and Ms.K are the proud parents of a son. A shout out to the newest member of the Metafilter community. Katullus, come share the details of weight, height and date!!
posted by infini on Jun 13, 2015 - 106 comments

User Release 1.0 "Soren Tesla"

It is my pleasure to welcome a new member into the Mefi family: Twain Device and his wife Allison welcomed their first child, Soren Tesla, to the world this morning. [more inside]
posted by WidgetAlley on Mar 11, 2015 - 48 comments


Congratulations to Metroid Baby and ignignokt on the birth of their son at 1:12 this morning. The father reports: "He is healthy and the mother is healthy. Both are champions! More details later!"
posted by Ian A.T. on Aug 12, 2014 - 108 comments

Another Metafilter Baby

One by one, our ranks swell. . . please join me in welcoming Madamina's daughter Josephine to the planet! Born at three minutes past midnight, 7 lbs 1 oz and as perfect as a peach. May her reign be long and her justice swift!
posted by KathrynT on Jul 28, 2014 - 73 comments

Sad, but thankful

I've had a terrible few months, but AskMefi was there with me and so I wanted to give thanks to all the Mefites who helped me along the way. [more inside]
posted by CrazyLemonade on Apr 23, 2014 - 120 comments

Seeking AskMe thread about baby/toddler headbutting dad in the groin

I can't believe I'm using my first MeTa on this, but I'm looking for an AskMe thread from about 1-3 years ago in which a dad was asking how to deal with his toddler headbutting him in the groin. It evolved into a long stream of anecdotes about testicular trauma induced by the innocent little ones. I found it highly hilarious. The keywords I thought of to search on did not reveal the thread, and the mods I contacted didn't remember it either. Thanks.
posted by matildaben on Oct 4, 2013 - 44 comments

What I Made on My Holiday

After inadvertently causing this pileup, I feel it behooves me as a brand spanking new mum to offer up some baby photos to the community as a thank you for your patience and assistance. OH YEAH I KNOW HOW TO FORM BABBY. [more inside]
posted by Jilder on Jul 8, 2013 - 86 comments

Another Panacea

Please welcome another anotherpanacea: Cordelia Ruth Miller, the new new daughter born to anotherpanacea and his wife. I feel better already.
posted by OmieWise on Apr 2, 2013 - 75 comments

A New Baby Bunny

The legion of MeFites born to the title has increased! treehorn+bunny has given birth to a daughter! Please join me in welcoming Lilly, 7 lbs 7 oz and 19 inches long. May her reign be long and her justice swift!
posted by KathrynT on Feb 21, 2013 - 140 comments


Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome to the world shakespeherian's brand new son Yves Thomas! He looks almost exactly like a fat little pastrami with arms and legs and a tiny blue hat.
posted by elizardbits on Jan 8, 2013 - 179 comments


posted by Specklet on Sep 5, 2012 - 101 comments

God made man because he loves stories

Please join me in welcoming Omiewise's brand new son into the world! The boy could not ask for better read, more joyful parents. Congratulations to Omiewise and his wife! L'chaim!
posted by anotherpanacea on Jul 27, 2012 - 118 comments

It's raining.... babies.....

A literal baby shower! Congrats coriolisdave on Daughter #2! ヾ(@^▽^@)ノ [more inside]
posted by gomichild on Jul 17, 2012 - 62 comments

Also shares a birthday with France and Gustav Klimt.

Sharing a birthday with MetaFilter itself... saturnine's son, Henry! Welcome to the world, baby!
posted by sonika on Jul 14, 2012 - 75 comments

A chip off the old... dirt?

Congratulations to dirtdirt & his wife on the birth of their second son, Elliott, earlier this week! [more inside]
posted by questionsandanchors on Nov 11, 2011 - 45 comments

Hip Hip HooZizzle!

After 41 and a half weeks, a month of "false" labor, and one anonymous askme, Baby Zizzle 2.0 made her arrival today at 9 AM EST! [more inside]
posted by KathrynT on Sep 19, 2011 - 80 comments

Unhappy baby faces

Anyone remember an FPP about an artist who made realistic baby head masks? There was a youtube video with a family of three people walking around (maybe NYC)? The heads were mucho creepy. Googling has failed me. Thanks!
posted by Cantdosleepy on Aug 5, 2011 - 11 comments

Here Comes the Son

Congratulations to sonika on the birth of her son, Paulo Henry as of this afternoon!
posted by questionsandanchors on Mar 9, 2011 - 93 comments

Here's the skinny

Yesterday, January 29th "at lunch time", chunking express and his non-MeFite wife, Shima, had a healthy 5.5 lb. baby girl named Mythalli Mythili.

Awesome! Congrats to both of you! Look forward to seeing our newest MeFite at the next meet-up.
posted by gman on Jan 30, 2011 - 90 comments

Cry, Ubu, cry!

On October 29th at 2:19am, MeFites skauskas and UbuRoivas had an 8.2lb. healthy baby boy named Jasper! Both mother and father are doing well.

I'm sure lil ubu will be posting in no time.
posted by gman on Nov 7, 2010 - 171 comments


Congratulations to pb on the birth of his new daughter Samantha!
posted by Asparagirl on Oct 3, 2010 - 119 comments

He will be the next Dread Pirate Roberts

Everyone's favorite Robocop and Banjo's baby boy was born today!
posted by zizzle on Jul 28, 2010 - 114 comments

"Mom, Dad -- why did Metafilter name me ----- ?"

So, this AskMe got me thinking about this and this. [more inside]
posted by zizzle on Dec 14, 2009 - 182 comments

sack, some rope, a couple rocks and a pond

The display of the second-to-last related question here is absolutely fantastic.
posted by Mayor Curley on Nov 6, 2009 - 85 comments

The newest MeFite on the block.

Welcome to the world, BabyChef! ColdChef & fam welcome Milo Jameson to this crazy planet.
posted by grapefruitmoon on Oct 14, 2009 - 83 comments

Let me tell you a thing or two about community blogs

What is mathowie saying to this baby?
posted by Rafaelloello on Mar 27, 2009 - 29 comments

congratulations, pb!

pb, MetaFilter fixer-upper and generally awesome dude, welcomed a new addition to his family. congratulations! [more inside]
posted by heeeraldo on Sep 10, 2007 - 34 comments

Jonson has a kid.

posted by cillit bang on Dec 19, 2005 - 76 comments

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