Happy Birthday, User 292

September 5, 2020 11:26 AM

♪ ♬ Happy Birthday, two nine two;
Happy Birthday, two nine two!
Happy Birthday dear jessamyn,
All my favorites, to yooooouuuu! ♩ ♫

AND MANYYY MOOOOOOORE.....
posted by not_on_display to MetaFilter-Related at 11:26 AM (40 comments total)

Happy birthday jessamyn! Imagine I'm sliding you a piece of cake from a safe distance!
posted by LobsterMitten (staff) at 11:28 AM on September 5, 2020 [1 favorite]

HAPPY JORTSDAY BARTHOLEMEW
posted by cortex (staff) at 11:54 AM on September 5, 2020 [5 favorites]

Coach z is that you?
posted by wheelieman at 12:46 PM on September 5, 2020 [8 favorites]

Happy Birthday, jessamyn!
posted by terrapin at 12:47 PM on September 5, 2020 [1 favorite]

Happy birthday!
posted by theatro at 1:06 PM on September 5, 2020 [1 favorite]

Happy bday!
posted by RandomInconsistencies at 1:09 PM on September 5, 2020 [1 favorite]

JESSAMYNDAY IS A FABULOUS DAY!
posted by rmd1023 at 1:10 PM on September 5, 2020 [2 favorites]

Happy birthday, Jessamyn!
posted by box at 1:21 PM on September 5, 2020 [1 favorite]

Happy Birthday, Librarian Superhero!
posted by carabiner at 1:36 PM on September 5, 2020 [3 favorites]

I hope you have a wonderful birthday!
posted by Lyn Never at 1:36 PM on September 5, 2020 [1 favorite]

Weeks in a year, cards in a deck. Happy birthday, Jessamyn.
posted by Wordshore at 2:10 PM on September 5, 2020 [1 favorite]

Happy birthday from other_Jim!
posted by bondcliff at 2:32 PM on September 5, 2020 [4 favorites]

Happy birthday, Jessamyn. You're good people. I feel honored to internet-know you!
posted by heyho at 2:45 PM on September 5, 2020 [1 favorite]

Happy birthday Jessamyn!
posted by Serene Empress Dork at 4:41 PM on September 5, 2020 [1 favorite]

Coach z is that you?

The "Bartholomew" pushes it more into Senor Cardgage territory for me.

Anyway, Happy Birthday, Jessamyn! You are the bestamyn!
posted by aubilenon at 5:33 PM on September 5, 2020 [4 favorites]

happy birthday!
posted by brujita at 6:14 PM on September 5, 2020 [1 favorite]

Happy Birthday to You
Happy Birthday to You
Happy Birthday Dear Jessamyn
Happy Birthday to You!
posted by briank at 6:14 PM on September 5, 2020 [1 favorite]

Happy birthday!!
posted by kimberussell at 6:31 PM on September 5, 2020 [1 favorite]

Happy bday, Jessamyn! Wish I could shake you a tasty martini!
posted by vrakatar at 8:05 PM on September 5, 2020 [1 favorite]

Oh damn, forgot to say birthday wishes to the best mod around!
posted by wheelieman at 8:07 PM on September 5, 2020 [1 favorite]

Happy happy Birthday!!
posted by gt2 at 8:51 PM on September 5, 2020 [1 favorite]

Hope you had a Happy Birthday and many more happy days to come. You're of of the best friends I've never met!
posted by a humble nudibranch at 10:17 PM on September 5, 2020 [2 favorites]

Allow me to suggest that you take more than a day to celebrate. Happy birth week, Jessamyn!
posted by Bella Donna at 10:23 PM on September 5, 2020 [1 favorite]

Happy birthday Jessamyn! Hope you had a lovely day.
posted by ellieBOA at 10:51 PM on September 5, 2020 [1 favorite]

Well, I guess it is Happy Birthday then.
posted by Meatbomb at 1:49 AM on September 6, 2020 [2 favorites]

Happy birbday!
posted by Orange Dinosaur Slide at 8:40 AM on September 6, 2020 [2 favorites]

SAY ITZYUR BIRTHDAY!

Unicorn, "a style of driving with two wheelers abreast and one leader-termed in the United States a spike team."
-'The Slang Dictionary', John Camden Hotten. Piccadilly, 1870. P. 265.

well happy birthday TO YOU!
posted by clavdivs at 11:41 AM on September 6, 2020

Allow me to suggest that you take more than a day to celebrate.

Happy Virgo Month of Leisure!
posted by zamboni at 12:30 PM on September 6, 2020

Happy belated, you analytical Virgo, you!
posted by Lynsey at 1:38 PM on September 6, 2020

Thank youuuuuuuuuu! And an additional HPBD to MeFites anildash, BostonAl, brambles, DanielaSchuster, dearwassily, droob, egm1947, Gee, Your, Hair, Smells, Terrific, GrinnyGog, Jahaza, jdfan, jopasm, kimberussell, koroshiya, ladygypsy, lauranesson, Measured, Out, my, Life, in, Coffeespoons, newworldmom, paco758, PhriendlyFace, randomination, robot, rex, rpophessagr, salem, socratic, tgoerblich and timepiece who all share the 05sep birthday, at various years.
posted by jessamyn (retired) at 1:51 PM on September 6, 2020 [11 favorites]

Happy Happy Birthday
To You, To You, To YOU!!!
posted by kathrynm at 3:58 PM on September 6, 2020 [1 favorite]

Och aye! Happy and Healthy to ya.
posted by Splunge at 7:38 AM on September 7, 2020 [1 favorite]

Best meta this year.
Happy Birthday Jessamyn and oh so many more.
posted by adamvasco at 8:04 AM on September 7, 2020 [2 favorites]

Happy Birthday!
posted by introp at 12:32 PM on September 7, 2020 [1 favorite]

Oh well yay! Hoppy bird day.
posted by pipoquinha at 6:22 PM on September 8, 2020

It's a goodness you survived another trip around the sun. You make a lot of difference to a lot of people.
posted by b33j at 12:18 AM on September 9, 2020 [3 favorites]

Happy belated! Hope you’re having a lovely birthday month!
posted by mochapickle at 2:17 AM on September 9, 2020

I hoppity it was not a moppity birthday. Happy belated and all that!
posted by Namlit at 5:12 AM on September 9, 2020

Happy belated! You're the best!
posted by Capt. Renault at 10:56 AM on September 11, 2020 [1 favorite]

Many happy returns of the day!
posted by kinnakeet at 8:37 PM on September 11, 2020