even before i knew about matt's having been
laid off, i was planning on posting this to metatalk; it now has added applicability, though.
i need a job, but i have no experience in all of this crap i see postings about: websphere, sybase, etc. so here's my question: what do you guys all think that a programmer / web designer needs to succeed in the current market? any good pointers on where to learn or what to read about the junk?
posted by moz to MetaFilter-related at 7:42 AM (16 comments total)
1. Luck
2. Good-politic
3. Extensive buzz-word vocabulary
4. Friends who hire and/or are leaving jobs and can place you as replacement
Learn:
1. How to make Sushi. Not only is a Sushi-chef never out of a job, they can pick which city/country they want to work in. Allmost all the countries in the world has special visa arrangements for Shushi-chefs.
2. Drive a 18 wheeler. Trucking is a recession-free job. Everyone needs a good trucker. Hours are lousy, but so are the hours for programmer/web designers. But the pay is good. Ample travelling opportunity.
3. Exotic Dancing. Never out of work. Even the men.
Read:
1. Dack's web economy bull-shit generator. Gives you a headsup on what everyone else is talking about.
2. Fuckedcompany. Lists where all the job vacancies are.
3. War and Peace. Very good reading.
4. Learn X in 24 Hours. Excellent on the fly knowledge on X.
5. The Promised God Man Is Here. [This is a real book. Use the knowledge wisely.]
posted by tamim at 12:11 PM on May 25, 2001