Who is baby jesus?

July 18, 2001 12:06 PM

Who Is Jesus?
posted by jennak to MetaFilter-related at 12:06 PM (37 comments total)

Who is baby jesus, that is. I suspect it is iceburg273. Look at the comments from baby jesus, and Iceburg seems to follow with "Now see what you've done?"
posted by jennak at 12:09 PM on July 18, 2001

Also, baby jesus should stick to crying only. That is all.
posted by jennak at 12:10 PM on July 18, 2001

I suspect it is iceburg273.

Now see what I've done?
posted by iceberg273 at 12:11 PM on July 18, 2001

*cries*
posted by ZippityBOP at 12:12 PM on July 18, 2001

I can state categorically that icy is not the baby Jesus.
posted by anapestic at 12:22 PM on July 18, 2001

I can also state categorically that pigs fly.
posted by anapestic at 12:22 PM on July 18, 2001

mathowie, baby jesus and DoublePostGuy form the Holy Trinity of the Church of Metafilter.

Genuflect before the Crystal Monitor and anoint yourself with Jolt cola.
posted by Skot at 12:24 PM on July 18, 2001

Pesty is baby Jesus!

"I was gonna fuck you on Saturday, now I'm gonna fuck you on Wednesday instead!"
"Jesus..."
"You said it man! Nodody! Nodody! Fucks wit da Jesus!"
"8 year olds, dude."
posted by J. R. Hughto at 12:24 PM on July 18, 2001

mathowie, baby jesus and DoublePostGuy form the Holy Trinity of the Church of Metafilter.

*cries*
posted by Zippity Bop™ at 12:25 PM on July 18, 2001

*cries*
*cries*
posted by baby jesus at 12:26 PM on July 18, 2001

Now see what you've done?
posted by iceberg273 at 12:27 PM on July 18, 2001

Pesty is baby Jesus!

You will not that on MeFi, it's "baby jesus" and not "baby Jesus." It is unfathomable that I would make such an error.

It does appear, however, that I am more nearly infallible than baby jesus.
posted by anapestic at 12:29 PM on July 18, 2001

Iceberg is the sidekick of baby jesus.
posted by jennak at 12:30 PM on July 18, 2001

Zippity Bop was cast out of Haughey Heaven for pride.
posted by solistrato at 12:30 PM on July 18, 2001

Zippity Bop was cast out of Haughey Heaven for pride.


*cries*
posted by ZippityBOP at 12:32 PM on July 18, 2001

So is Zippity Bop the devil of MeFi? And would that mean that Icy is an angel, though he engages in Zippity Bopping?

Save me, Jebus!
posted by J. R. Hughto at 12:33 PM on July 18, 2001

Iceberg is the sidekick of baby jesus.

My pastor would be very happy to hear you say this.
posted by iceberg273 at 12:39 PM on July 18, 2001

Okay....so who is baby jesus???
posted by jennak at 12:57 PM on July 18, 2001

Apparently, moz is baby jesus.
posted by bradlands at 1:00 PM on July 18, 2001

I ZippityBop
She ZippityBop-a
He ZippityBop
We ZippityBop
You ZippityBop-a
They ZippityBop

from "SheZippityBop" by Cyndi Lauper

also "Life Begins At The ZippityBop" by XTC

--> Also I fear for ZippityBop's safety, given the tragic death of The Big Bopper. My advice to you: avoid small planes.

I'd also like to say that I've had more contact with Jesus since joining MetaFilter than I ever had before.

jennak, if you really want to find jesus, apparently you have to go to prison or pass out drunk in a gutter. As a great man once said "You don't see people finding jesus right after they win the lottery."
posted by Kafkaesque at 1:00 PM on July 18, 2001

jennak, if you really want to find jesus, apparently you have to go to prison or pass out drunk in a gutter.

*cries*
posted by jennak at 1:18 PM on July 18, 2001

Don't forget "Unzippity Bop" by Poison.
posted by waxpancake at 1:31 PM on July 18, 2001

You don't see people finding jesus right after they win the lottery.
*cries*
posted by baby jesus at 1:33 PM on July 18, 2001 [1 favorite]

^^^^^

he's right there
posted by tj at 1:36 PM on July 18, 2001

ANALYSIS: "baby jesus" is iceberg273

Zippity BOP™!
posted by Zippity BOT at 1:36 PM on July 18, 2001

ANALYSIS: "baby jesus" is iceberg273
*cries*
posted by baby jesus at 1:38 PM on July 18, 2001

Satan is my motor.
Hear my motor purr.
posted by darukaru at 1:49 PM on July 18, 2001

Also I fear for ZippityBop's safety, given the tragic death of The Big Bopper. My advice to you: avoid small planes.

*gulps*

*cries*
posted by ZippityBOP at 1:50 PM on July 18, 2001

*doesn't cry, merely conjures up another haiku to save the frickin' day*
posted by DoublePostGuy at 2:57 PM on July 18, 2001

I got wheels of polished steel
I got tires that hug the road
posted by capt.crackpipe at 3:08 PM on July 18, 2001

in quiet darkness
tasteless post finds its target
baby jesus cries
posted by Kafkaesque at 3:22 PM on July 18, 2001

I got seats that selflessly hold my friends
And a trunk that can carry the heaviest of loads
posted by accountingboy at 4:42 PM on July 18, 2001

I like Metatalk so much better than Metafilter. :)
posted by solistrato at 7:51 PM on July 18, 2001

*is confused*
posted by TheAverageMefite at 8:02 PM on July 18, 2001

Paris is Jesus?
posted by jennak at 12:42 PM on July 19, 2001

*laughs*
posted by baby satan at 12:46 PM on July 19, 2001

Folks, we had better cut out the baby satan/jesus/zippity stuff.

Self included.
posted by Avogadro at 12:59 PM on July 19, 2001