Shoutout for AskMe User June 15, 2006 12:24 PM Subscribe
What's this about hand jobs? Don't you guys ever think about anything else?
posted by iconomy at 12:30 PM on June 15, 2006
posted by iconomy at 12:30 PM on June 15, 2006
I'm looking forward to the day when any assemblage of English words constitutes a double-entendre.
posted by sonofsamiam at 1:04 PM on June 15, 2006
posted by sonofsamiam at 1:04 PM on June 15, 2006
"looking forward" lol
posted by cortex at 1:05 PM on June 15, 2006 [1 favorite]
posted by cortex at 1:05 PM on June 15, 2006 [1 favorite]
he said "ass-emblage", heh heh
posted by InfidelZombie at 1:10 PM on June 15, 2006
posted by InfidelZombie at 1:10 PM on June 15, 2006
"Double-entendre," eh? Nudge nudge, say no more!
posted by Faint of Butt at 1:11 PM on June 15, 2006
posted by Faint of Butt at 1:11 PM on June 15, 2006
I once got a forward looking English handee. No double-entendre in the assemblage, though. :(
posted by team lowkey at 1:23 PM on June 15, 2006
posted by team lowkey at 1:23 PM on June 15, 2006
I'd just like to point out that handee's drawing is evidence of why it would be unfortunate if the < img> tag were banned entirely due to its possible overuse in threads like this one.
posted by dersins at 2:06 PM on June 15, 2006 [1 favorite]
posted by dersins at 2:06 PM on June 15, 2006 [1 favorite]
(zarking fardwarts, can the fabelled edit feature appear now?)
posted by raedyn at 2:36 PM on June 15, 2006
posted by raedyn at 2:36 PM on June 15, 2006
brownpau puts me to shame, that is, his skills shame me.
posted by OmieWise at 2:58 PM on June 15, 2006
posted by OmieWise at 2:58 PM on June 15, 2006
braunpau owes me a new fuckin' keyboard is what braunpau does.
posted by everichon at 3:10 PM on June 15, 2006
posted by everichon at 3:10 PM on June 15, 2006
Hmmm... isn't that the same Brounpau who also said this the other day? I salute Brounpau.
posted by Squid Voltaire at 4:09 PM on June 15, 2006
posted by Squid Voltaire at 4:09 PM on June 15, 2006
There has to be a way to combine that image with "brown paw" and "watching you poop".
posted by mr_crash_davis at 4:21 PM on June 15, 2006
posted by mr_crash_davis at 4:21 PM on June 15, 2006
I agree that the picture is helpful, but as I said in yesterday's post, linking to an image is approximately the same as displaying it in its full glory. Why wouldn't the question-asker click a link that said "I drew you a picture"?
posted by hoborg at 4:22 PM on June 15, 2006
posted by hoborg at 4:22 PM on June 15, 2006
what a hoborg you are.
posted by quonsar at 7:13 PM on June 15, 2006 [1 favorite]
posted by quonsar at 7:13 PM on June 15, 2006 [1 favorite]
The shit is a 5 kilobyte two-tone featherweight of an image. What's your beef with it?
posted by scarabic at 8:34 PM on June 15, 2006
posted by scarabic at 8:34 PM on June 15, 2006
why it would be unfortunate if the < img> tag were banned entirely
Not that I'm saying it should happen, but...
If the image tag ever rides off into the sunset, I would hope it only rides off into the sunset in MeFi and MeTa. Since AskMe answers are all supposed to be on-topic, and inappropriate answers can be deleted, images or not, it seems to me there's no good reason to ever get rid of the image tag there, no matter how much it's overused elsewhere on the site.
posted by mediareport at 8:52 PM on June 15, 2006
Not that I'm saying it should happen, but...
If the image tag ever rides off into the sunset, I would hope it only rides off into the sunset in MeFi and MeTa. Since AskMe answers are all supposed to be on-topic, and inappropriate answers can be deleted, images or not, it seems to me there's no good reason to ever get rid of the image tag there, no matter how much it's overused elsewhere on the site.
posted by mediareport at 8:52 PM on June 15, 2006
Can I do a MeFi link to brownpau (and that whole spasm of silliness, really) on the basis that it truly is the "Best of the Web"?
'cause, really, it is.
posted by five fresh fish at 9:13 PM on June 15, 2006
'cause, really, it is.
posted by five fresh fish at 9:13 PM on June 15, 2006
Why thank you. My first ever Meta callout, and it's not even bad. I thought the ascii art version was a bit less obvious, and I'm never quite sure if pre tags work properly after preview.
Hmm.
posted by handee at 1:10 AM on June 16, 2006
Hmm.
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Here goes...posted by handee at 1:10 AM on June 16, 2006
Meh. If, in the future, the IMG tag goes, could we have functioning PRE for those handy simple diagrams please?
posted by handee at 1:11 AM on June 16, 2006
posted by handee at 1:11 AM on June 16, 2006
If <img> is ever removed, you're getting a hot load of ascii baphomets up your asses.
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posted by public at 6:12 AM on June 16, 2006 I can't even figure out what that is.
posted by Captaintripps at 6:41 AM on June 16, 2006
posted by Captaintripps at 6:41 AM on June 16, 2006
Well copy and pasting it into vi then removing blank lines reveals it to be a face-and-shoulders portrait of some sort of creature, with the characters "ORLY?" across the chest.
What it's got to do with bicycle seats is anyone's guess.
posted by handee at 6:50 AM on June 16, 2006
What it's got to do with bicycle seats is anyone's guess.
posted by handee at 6:50 AM on June 16, 2006
Is that an ASCII buttplug?
Are they commercially available these days or do still have to "know" people?
posted by NinjaTadpole at 6:50 AM on June 16, 2006
Are they commercially available these days or do still have to "know" people?
posted by NinjaTadpole at 6:50 AM on June 16, 2006
handee made his picture by hand! He did not copy and paste some owl/writing travesty! I renew my call for something!
posted by Captaintripps at 7:40 AM on June 16, 2006
posted by Captaintripps at 7:40 AM on June 16, 2006
hanee made her picture by hand! She did not copy and paste some owl/writing travesty! I renew my call for something!
posted by Captaintripps at 8:40 AM on June 16, 2006
posted by Captaintripps at 8:40 AM on June 16, 2006
I RENEW MY CALL FOR A LETTER D
posted by mr_crash_davis at 9:25 AM on June 16, 2006
posted by mr_crash_davis at 9:25 AM on June 16, 2006
The first time I saw Handee's picture, I thought it was Crow T. Robot.
posted by SteveInMaine at 10:15 AM on June 16, 2006
posted by SteveInMaine at 10:15 AM on June 16, 2006
One D. Spin again, or solve the puzzle?
posted by horsewithnoname at 12:12 PM on June 16, 2006
posted by horsewithnoname at 12:12 PM on June 16, 2006
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posted by iconomy at 12:28 PM on June 15, 2006