Sergeant Sandwich shout-out June 30, 2006 9:12 PM   Subscribe

Sergeant Sandwich has not only given us a fine, instructive diagram, but also a new and amusing word to describe said diagram. Kudos!
posted by Dipsomaniac to MetaFilter-Related at 9:12 PM (19 comments total)

I was just being impressed by this also. Particularly given the first diagram is still how I park most of the time *hangs head*.
posted by shelleycat at 9:23 PM on June 30, 2006


*tardoshops quonsars pantsfish*
posted by cortex at 9:27 PM on June 30, 2006


One should also take left turns in much the same manner: go straight out, then turn, fairly sharply, at about the time your front end has hit the center line.

It eliminates "squeezing" the meridian and, more importantly, those who are in the cross-way left turn lane.
posted by five fresh fish at 9:36 PM on June 30, 2006


You people are a bunch of insensitive bastards. My retarded brother makes his living using Photoshop to draw parking diagrams.
posted by mr_crash_davis at 9:51 PM on June 30, 2006 [2 favorites]


The diagram is functional, but I'm more impressed by his use of colour. There's the signs of a budding impressionist in there.
posted by fvw at 1:04 AM on July 1, 2006


I agree with the swinging wide turn when you're parking. However, please don't use the 'wide swing' technique when turning off of a busy road. Doing so will make you a stupid-fuckhead-driver.
posted by puke & cry at 1:12 AM on July 1, 2006


I disagree. Driving a hot-pink car causes others to stare and lose control of their own vehicles. Very unsafe.
posted by Mr. Six at 1:42 AM on July 1, 2006


So when's the next MetaFilter Tardoshop Contest?

Sandwichman, you have nothing to be ashamed of. Most of us are laughing with you... and parking next to you.
posted by wendell at 1:48 AM on July 1, 2006


Do we need call-outs everytime someone posts a hand-drawn image in AskMe? I'm just wondering. (and I want a slurpee)
posted by blue_beetle at 2:28 AM on July 1, 2006


Worth -1000?
posted by dgaicun at 5:50 AM on July 1, 2006


Do we need call-outs everytime someone posts a hand-drawn image in AskMe?

I think that would be an excellent idea.

And please, lots of gifs in this thread starting now, OK?

Thank you in advance.
posted by Meatbomb at 6:50 AM on July 1, 2006



posted by Kickstart70 at 9:28 AM on July 1, 2006


And please, lots of gifs in this thread starting now, OK?

*grabs popcorn*
posted by absalom at 11:29 AM on July 1, 2006



posted by grumblebee at 12:40 PM on July 1, 2006


thanks dipso. and mr_crash_davis: thanks for sticking up for me, bro!


also, i can't help myself:


posted by sergeant sandwich at 2:25 PM on July 1, 2006



posted by gramschmidt at 3:01 PM on July 1, 2006



posted by wendell at 8:01 PM on July 1, 2006


puke & cry writes "However, please don't use the 'wide swing' technique when turning off of a busy road. Doing so will make you a stupid-fuckhead-driver."

The fish is projecting his big truck driving experience.
posted by Mitheral at 7:09 AM on July 4, 2006


Nope! I don't do a swing-out before turning; I'm just entering the intersection further and then making a very sharp turn.
posted by five fresh fish at 7:57 AM on July 4, 2006


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