happy birthday matt October 10, 2002 12:01 PM   Subscribe

happy birthday matt... i tried so hard to find you a pony...
posted by heather to MetaFilter-Related at 12:01 PM (86 comments total)

but the animal regulations in sf are a nightmare. instead, i wish you great happiness.

and lots of pancakes!
posted by heather at 12:01 PM on October 10, 2002


woohoo! happy birthday!
posted by judith at 12:09 PM on October 10, 2002


Best wishes for a wonderful year.
posted by megnut at 12:11 PM on October 10, 2002


Happy birthday Matt
There are no ponies here
Just admiration
posted by WolfDaddy at 12:11 PM on October 10, 2002


Now you maybe need to grow a loooooong beard, because you are very old. I will send Canadian candy.
posted by sylloge at 12:11 PM on October 10, 2002


i know a guy who could get you a pony cheap if you really want one.
posted by msippey at 12:15 PM on October 10, 2002


happy birthday Matt and many more.
(does 'happy birthday' in ethel merman voice)
posted by clavdivs at 12:22 PM on October 10, 2002


Happy Birthday Matt. Enjoy.

Seriously, I hope you have a great day today. Thanks for sharing Metafilter with us.
posted by thewittyname at 12:23 PM on October 10, 2002


**backs up clavdivs in eerily accurate Carol Channing voice**
Happy Birthday, Daddy-o, enjoy it.
posted by jonmc at 12:26 PM on October 10, 2002


For your next birthday (or maybe the one after) I intend to read up on ColdFusion, create some features, document them, and then offer them to you for inclusion within the app.

Until then, happy birthday!
posted by timeistight at 12:29 PM on October 10, 2002


jonmc ate the pony 'cuz he ran outta baloney.

Omedetoo Gozaimasu, Haughey-san!

posted by MrBaliHai at 12:31 PM on October 10, 2002


50 ain't so bad.
posted by Kafkaesque at 12:32 PM on October 10, 2002


Happy Birthday, Matt. Thanks for putting up with all of us.

And speaking of all of us, barring the pony idea he has left a few hints for you cheapskates out there ...
posted by yhbc at 12:34 PM on October 10, 2002


Double post.
posted by Skot at 12:34 PM on October 10, 2002


happy birthday!
posted by moz at 12:38 PM on October 10, 2002


happy birthday matt!
posted by modge at 12:41 PM on October 10, 2002


So, this pony...it vibrates?
posted by Danelope at 12:46 PM on October 10, 2002


Feliz aniversário, Matt! Parabéns! Congratulations to your mom and dad!
posted by MiguelCardoso at 12:55 PM on October 10, 2002


Nice one, Skot. Happy birthday, Matt, and thanks for a wonderful site.
posted by UKnowForKids at 12:59 PM on October 10, 2002


Indeed, guv'ner. Cheers!

**tips bowler**

Good show!
posted by Ufez Jones at 1:02 PM on October 10, 2002


I, for one, welcome our birthday overlords.
posted by padraigin at 1:04 PM on October 10, 2002


you're old. no, you're older


posted by y2karl at 1:06 PM on October 10, 2002


Happy Birthday, Matt. I am in love with the orange cat on your site. In a purley platonic sense, of course.
Remember kids: It's ok to love your cat, but it isn't ok to love your cat.
posted by Joey Michaels at 1:07 PM on October 10, 2002


Happy Berfday, Matt.
posted by Ty Webb at 1:11 PM on October 10, 2002


May the Warm Winds of Heaven
Blow softly upon your house.

May the Great Spirit
Bless all who enter there.

May your Mocassins
Make happy tracks
in many snows,
and may the Rainbow
Always touch your shoulder.

posted by bunktone at 1:19 PM on October 10, 2002


happy birthday! today, i hate you just a little bit less.
posted by anildash at 1:27 PM on October 10, 2002


happy birthday mathowie
posted by eyeballkid at 1:30 PM on October 10, 2002


(google...google...google.......) Oh, shoot. Who would have known it would be so hard to find a 'Happy Birrthdayyy, Misssterr Smitherrsssss' shot? Sheesh.
posted by robself at 1:35 PM on October 10, 2002


Birthday Pancakes...
posted by Shane at 1:41 PM on October 10, 2002


Happy Birthday! Now, dance, Pizza Boy, dance!
posted by owillis at 1:42 PM on October 10, 2002


Happy Happy Birthday Matt! What else are you getting besides a new pair of glasses?

And thank you so much for the community.
posted by redshoes3 at 1:45 PM on October 10, 2002


Look at Matt dance! He sure looks happy!
posted by iceberg273 at 1:55 PM on October 10, 2002


Boy got moooves!
posted by gleuschk at 1:59 PM on October 10, 2002


birthday. happy. rawk.

(maybe you should JUMP! DOOT DOOT DOOT, DOOT DOOT DOOT, DOO DOO DOO DOO!)
posted by fishfucker at 1:59 PM on October 10, 2002


Happy birthday to you,
Yer head of the zoo,
We luvs ya we doooo,
Happy birthday to you!
posted by frykitty at 2:08 PM on October 10, 2002


Happy birthday! I got you a bunny.
posted by me3dia at 2:20 PM on October 10, 2002


Now someone buy him that copy of Chasing Amy...

Happy birthday, you dreamy utopianist!
posted by RJ Reynolds at 2:29 PM on October 10, 2002


Matt- I thought you always seemed like a Libra - now we know for sure. Many happy returns!
posted by Lynsey at 2:33 PM on October 10, 2002


Happy birthday, Matt. And thanks for giving us such a nice place to hang out. Keeps us troubled kids off the street, you know.
posted by aine42 at 2:45 PM on October 10, 2002


Happy birthday Matt and thank you for all you do.
posted by Woolcott'sKindredGal at 2:54 PM on October 10, 2002


Happy birthday matt.
posted by Neale at 2:59 PM on October 10, 2002


Feliz cumpleaños Matt!

...and thanks for all the fish!


posted by fjom at 3:16 PM on October 10, 2002


Happy Birthday Mr Janitor.
I'm sending these guys over...
posted by i_cola at 3:26 PM on October 10, 2002


happy new matt year...!
posted by t r a c y at 3:30 PM on October 10, 2002



posted by Shadowkeeper at 3:37 PM on October 10, 2002


With regard to the pony, a few of us got together and, well, have a look outside your door.



posted by dg at 3:42 PM on October 10, 2002


Yeah, that's right, we didn't get you one :-) Happy birthday anyway.
posted by dg at 3:43 PM on October 10, 2002


what everyone else said! and don't forget to make a wish (or two)!
posted by amberglow at 3:46 PM on October 10, 2002


And don't forget that this gift option is still available.

Happy Birthday, Matt!
posted by theora55 at 3:48 PM on October 10, 2002


a chorus of the "russian happy birthday song" will be sung in your honor.

As for the pony, it's my understanding you have to shovel a lot of, ahem, manure to get to it. You probably don't want it seeing as it probably doesn't smell all that great now...
posted by konolia at 4:01 PM on October 10, 2002


Hippo Bird Eye Two Ewe... Hippo Bid Eye Two Ewe....
posted by KevinSkomsvold at 4:02 PM on October 10, 2002


WHAT
THE

HAPPY
BIRTHDAY
MATT!
posted by mkelley at 4:10 PM on October 10, 2002


You're older!

No, you're older!!

Have a good one, mate.
posted by dash_slot- at 4:22 PM on October 10, 2002


I HATE YOUR SOUL MATHOWIE
posted by holloway at 4:25 PM on October 10, 2002


(no wait, reverse that)
posted by holloway at 4:26 PM on October 10, 2002


A toast to The Haughey!

Oh, wait - it's 8:30 in the morning here....ah what the hell, eh?

Happy birthday, Matt, and thanks for building the machine that ate my soul.
posted by stavrosthewonderchicken at 4:43 PM on October 10, 2002


pest fishes, Matt, from one who appreciates what you have made. Many more, and may they all be fine.
posted by vers at 4:48 PM on October 10, 2002


Psst, robself--looking for this?
posted by y2karl at 5:12 PM on October 10, 2002


Today is my birthday too !

And we share it with David Lee Roth. Matt, let's just hope we can be as cool as Dave in a few years.

and many, many, more after that...



posted by oh posey at 5:16 PM on October 10, 2002


Pace yourselves, people, we have to do this again tomorrow.
posted by eddydamascene at 5:34 PM on October 10, 2002


>i tried so hard to find you a pony...
Tony S. knows what to do with ponies
posted by holloway at 5:47 PM on October 10, 2002


So wait a minute, this Matt, it vibrates?

Happy birthday Matt.
May this year be better than the last but worse than the next!
*raises glass*
posted by ashbury at 7:04 PM on October 10, 2002


(toasts with a glass of maple syrup) Here's to many more years of Matt. (drinks)

(...What do you mean that was for the pancakes?)
posted by wanderingmind at 7:21 PM on October 10, 2002


it's your birthday, it happens once a year.
We eat a lot of pancakes and drink a lot of beer.

Happy Happy

I have tried to post this all day, but it wouldn't 'take' at work. Better late than never
posted by jazon at 7:39 PM on October 10, 2002


Everyone! For he's a jolly good fellow, for he's a jolly good fellow...
posted by jacknose at 9:42 PM on October 10, 2002


...which nobody can deny!
posted by Galvatron at 9:58 PM on October 10, 2002


Happy Birthday, Matt! As for a gift, I thought I'd get you something that's hard to find around here.

To b
posted by herc at 10:49 PM on October 10, 2002


Happy Birthday, Matt! As for a gift, I thought I'd get you something that's hard to find around here.
posted by herc at 10:49 PM on October 10, 2002


Face turns red over accidental double post!
Guess I blew my chance at getting intived to the next birthday party.
posted by herc at 10:52 PM on October 10, 2002


?? ?????!

Happy Birthday from Korea, (fingers crossed in preview)!
posted by hama7 at 11:41 PM on October 10, 2002


Rats. Seng il Chukha hamdina, then.
posted by hama7 at 11:42 PM on October 10, 2002


This mathowie is over 30 years old, and has been closed for archival purposes.

Administrator! Please happy be!!!
posted by rory at 11:48 PM on October 10, 2002


Happy birthday Matt!
posted by walrus at 4:20 AM on October 11, 2002


for yesterday I mean
posted by walrus at 4:20 AM on October 11, 2002


Off-topic cross-cultural waffle: Does anyone know what "Many happy returns" means? I've always thought it meant what we Portuguese say on someone's birthday: "Que conte muitos!". This means: may you live for a long, long time.

The English/American/Spanish/French greeting seems to be quite mean, wishing you only a happy birthday, with little concern that the rest of the year (and life) not be absolute shite.
posted by MiguelCardoso at 4:51 AM on October 11, 2002


me too
posted by ginz at 4:57 AM on October 11, 2002


Ja må han leva
Ja må han leva
Ja må han leva uti hundrade år!
Javisst ska han leva
Javisst ska han leva
Javisst ska han leva uti hundrade år!
Och när han har levat
Och när han har levat
Och när han har levat uti hundrade år
Ja då ska han skjutas
Ja då ska han skjutas
Ja då ska han skjutas på en skottkärra fram!

Ett fyrfalldigt leve för Mathowie, han leve!
Hurra, Hurra, Hurra, Hurra!

(A day late, sorry.)
posted by soundofsuburbia at 5:18 AM on October 11, 2002


H.B.M.H.
posted by feelinglistless at 5:41 AM on October 11, 2002


Miguel: It's short for "Many happy returns of the day", which addresses your further point.
posted by gleuschk at 6:57 AM on October 11, 2002


You snivelling bunch of arse-lickers, the lot of you... ;-)
posted by salmacis at 7:34 AM on October 11, 2002


It is a fine arse though ...
posted by feelinglistless at 11:03 AM on October 11, 2002


salmacis is right! The founder of our community is one step closer
to the rocking chair, and the only thing you bloodless ghouls can do
is cheer the poor fellow on!

*grabs cake and ducks*

posted by Smart Dalek at 11:03 AM on October 11, 2002


Happy Birthday, late. Thanks for saving my work day sanity everyday.
posted by small_ruminant at 12:38 PM on October 11, 2002


no, seriously. i can get you a pony, dude. /cheap/.
posted by msippey at 4:07 PM on October 11, 2002


I wish you would all quit the ad hominem birthday wishes.
posted by internook at 5:41 PM on October 13, 2002


Oh, so the thread has gone from a honest, open and barefaced appreciation of and expression of thanks and well-wishes to the guy who made this all possible to an opportunity to crack wise and make with the self-referential humor?

Great. Because I want Smart Dalek to give the damn ducks back.

It was hard to hold back this long.


posted by yhbc at 6:15 PM on October 13, 2002


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