Front Page Post Generator October 9, 2001 10:16 PM   Subscribe

As I'm too damn lazy to find good links or write witty comments, I'd be hoping for something like the Front Page Post Generator.
posted by Neale to Feature Requests at 10:16 PM (20 comments total)

I've heard that Canadians like Boomerangs. It's neat to see how it's bringing everyone together. What do you think? Will this affect your outlook on life? Why?

Giggle.
posted by frykitty at 10:19 PM on October 9, 2001


snarf!

Dr. Pepper all over the keys. Great.
posted by toddshot at 10:21 PM on October 9, 2001


I have some mathowie at home. It's really interesting to see how this fits into current events. What do you think? Do you think that we should even be discussing this? Why?

posted by judith at 10:27 PM on October 9, 2001


I really like happy penguins. It's terrible the way that this tears everyone apart. What would your average MetaFilistine do? Will this affect the economy? Why?
posted by moz at 10:29 PM on October 9, 2001


I just don't understand double post. It's neat to see how it's bringing everyone together. What would your average MetaFilistine do? Will this affect your outlook on life? Why?

Lately, I've been wondering about double post. I was thinking about how the Taliban might feel about this. Have you ever had to deal with this? Do you think that this is interesting? What's your favorite story about double post?

posted by tamim at 10:46 PM on October 9, 2001


I just read about lemondrop drinks. I know that this will offend everyone on the right, but... Have you ever had to deal with this? Could anything change your opinion? Does watching lemondrop drinks make you sneeze?

*sniff* this is just beautiful man.
posted by mathowie (staff) at 10:59 PM on October 9, 2001


Generator PreviewI just don't understand why my friend is a girl drink drunk. It almost makes me cry. What do you think? Will this affect the economy? Why?

posted by perplexed at 11:02 PM on October 9, 2001


I just don't understand the funniest fucking thing i've seen in a long time. I know that this will offend everyone on the left, but... Have you ever had to deal with this? Could anything change your opinion? What's your favorite story about the funniest fucking thing i've seen in a long time?
posted by palegirl at 11:05 PM on October 9, 2001


Brilliant. So good the urge to comment on some of these threads is almost overwhelming!
posted by MiguelCardoso at 11:16 PM on October 9, 2001


very very good.

Now you just have to make the comments generator.

Add Nazi accusations and moral indignation to taste.
posted by Kafkaesque at 11:22 PM on October 9, 2001


Now you just have to make the comments generator.

Add Nazi accusations and moral indignation to taste.


Also, the obvious completely black/white arguments where you're either a pinko liberal or a right wing gun nut with a small penis. Make no middle ground of any kind. Add a namecalling generator. One in every 20 comments will make a sweeping generalization about the site itself ("all you metafilter types are the same, blah blah blah").

We won't even have to visit anymore, and the fake reality I once dreamed of could come true.

posted by mathowie (staff) at 11:44 PM on October 9, 2001


I really like corpulent americans. It's really interesting to see how this fits into current events. What would you recommend for a chronic case of corpulent americans? Will this affect your outlook on life? Why?

posted by stavrosthewonderchicken at 1:23 AM on October 10, 2001


A search of MeFi indicates that we've discussed recursive MeFi snarkiness before. That really makes me laugh. What would your average MetaFilistine do? Will this affect the economy? Why?
posted by youhas at 2:49 AM on October 10, 2001


I just read about mathowie. It's terrible the way that this tears everyone apart. What would you recommend for a chronic case of mathowie?

New tagline, anyone?

Metatalk: a chronic case of mathowie.
posted by donnagirl at 6:50 AM on October 10, 2001


*sniff* this is just beautiful man.

I'm just glad that I could help make one of Neale's dreams come true. I imagine we'll be seeing 3 or 4 front page posts a day out of him now.

I guess I'd better get cracking on that comment generator so that I can keep up with the volume.
posted by iceberg273 at 7:56 AM on October 10, 2001


Okay, go there now, type in "Haughey's butt" and let the hilarity ensue.

Two examples:

I just read about Haughey's butt. That really makes me laugh. What would you do if you encountered Haughey's butt? Do you think that we should even be discussing this? Does watching Haughey's butt make you sneeze?

A search of MeFi indicates that we've discussed Haughey's butt before. That really makes me laugh. What would your average MetaFilistine do? Do you think that this is interesting? Do you ever write about Haughey's butt on your blog?
posted by fooljay at 12:22 PM on October 10, 2001


This morning, I heard a lady on the subway talking about linking to web pages.
I know that this will offend anyone with a pulse, but... What should I do? Could anything change your opinion? Does watching linking to web pages make you sneeze?
posted by asok at 6:54 AM on October 11, 2001


I just read about smarting welts.
It's neat to see how it's bringing everyone together. What would your average MetaFilistine do? Will this affect the economy? Do you think that smarting welts will ever be featured in a movie?

Sorry, stopping now.
posted by asok at 6:56 AM on October 11, 2001


Lately, I've been wondering about Transient Multiphasic Thermalhydraulicists.
What would you do if you encountered Transient Multiphasic Thermalhydraulicist? Would you let your sister marry one? Me, I don't trust 'em.
posted by Perigee at 11:12 AM on October 11, 2001


I really like pancakes. I know that this will offend everyone on the left, but... What would you recommend for a chronic case of pancakes? Do you think that this is interesting? Do you ever write about pancakes on your blog?
posted by Jairus at 12:38 AM on October 13, 2001


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