MeFi on Counterstrike? February 27, 2006 11:40 AM   Subscribe

Can we have a Metafilter Counterstrike 1.6 server? I think that would be pretty sweet.
posted by thirteenkiller to Feature Requests at 11:40 AM (53 comments total)

It would not be sweet. You are lame.
posted by insomnus at 11:40 AM on February 27, 2006


^ Untrue
posted by thirteenkiller at 11:42 AM on February 27, 2006


I don't know, the man has a point. You are rather lame.
posted by Protocols of the Elders of Awesome at 11:43 AM on February 27, 2006


Whatever, PotEoA, if that is your real name. You're just cranky because you know I'd pwn u.
posted by thirteenkiller at 11:46 AM on February 27, 2006


.
posted by brain_drain at 11:48 AM on February 27, 2006


brain_drain: "."

Ah, Concerned, how do I love thee.
posted by Plutor at 11:49 AM on February 27, 2006


What is this about? Seriously.
posted by OmieWise at 11:56 AM on February 27, 2006


I think it's about a CS 1.6 server. Which would actually be kind of neat, if there was a large enough consistent playerbase on Mefi.

But CS:S is so much prettier.
posted by cortex at 11:58 AM on February 27, 2006


shut up u camping n00b
posted by Steve_at_Linnwood at 12:00 PM on February 27, 2006


OmieWise: "What is this about? Seriously."

OMG LOL
posted by Plutor at 12:00 PM on February 27, 2006


Yeah, I thought it was some obscure CS (computer science) thing. I didn't recognize it as a game, although now I have clicked through to the comic, and I understand.
posted by OmieWise at 12:07 PM on February 27, 2006


I'm not sure ColdFusion would be up to running CounterStrike. JRun error: terrorists win!
posted by Nelson at 12:09 PM on February 27, 2006


Yeah, I'm not sure if the namespace collision is fortunate or unfortunate or just apt.
posted by cortex at 12:10 PM on February 27, 2006


I don't know - I'm trying to kick my CS habit. The last thing I need is something that combines it with Metafilter. And besides I'm a bit scared by the thought of PEA and the rest of the gang running around with AWPs, shouting omg u r teh 1337 pwners etc...
posted by greycap at 12:21 PM on February 27, 2006


WTF HAX
posted by jenovus at 12:22 PM on February 27, 2006


There should just be a MeFi server for everything.
posted by danb at 12:49 PM on February 27, 2006


Actually it would be kind of fun to have a server for MeFi members. Playing against a bunch of people that you know vaguely through their comments on MetaFilter would be a lot more fun that just slagged by random people on a nearby server.

Plus, I'd expect the taunts to be of higher quality here.
posted by rks404 at 1:25 PM on February 27, 2006


I don't know that there's enough interest for matt to put the work in for a Counterstrike server.
posted by puke & cry at 1:27 PM on February 27, 2006


I can't way for the "GHEY! CAMP3R!" taunts on the blue.
posted by dhartung at 1:30 PM on February 27, 2006


Can we have a Metafilter Pissing Elephant? I think that would be pretty sweet.
posted by JeffK at 1:49 PM on February 27, 2006


"Tango down"

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posted by bondcliff at 1:55 PM on February 27, 2006


I say old chap, you seem to have riddled my bottom with ammunition. Shall we retire to MetaTalk to discuss such absurdities, or shall I commence a bush/cheney flamewar at this very instant?
posted by blue_beetle at 2:03 PM on February 27, 2006


there is no Dana, there is only Zu'ul
posted by poppo at 2:05 PM on February 27, 2006


I'd play CS on a metafilter server. Only one person could say "fag"; anyone else saying it afterwards would be accused of double-posting.
posted by notmydesk at 2:06 PM on February 27, 2006


Are we still talking about bevets?
posted by TwelveTwo at 2:23 PM on February 27, 2006


I'm for this, there isn't enough fighting on here.
posted by fire&wings at 2:27 PM on February 27, 2006


Nor are there enough teamkillers.
posted by puke & cry at 2:29 PM on February 27, 2006


It would be nice if rather than trying to construct a cogent arguement I could just shoot people I disagree with. Ok, I'm for this idea.
posted by Gamblor at 2:39 PM on February 27, 2006


Gah, argument. Anyone laughs gets a bullet between the eyes.
posted by Gamblor at 2:41 PM on February 27, 2006


lol gamblor u r homosexual fag camper lol
posted by thirteenkiller at 2:53 PM on February 27, 2006


I'd be down for a CS: Source version of this, because I haven't had my old half-life discs handy in years. But would we honestly be able to get enough people to play on it regularly? I myself would only stop by on occasion.
posted by shmegegge at 2:53 PM on February 27, 2006


Practically speaking, it'd make more sense to have a regular(ish) Meetup on someone's server.
posted by cortex at 2:59 PM on February 27, 2006


Just kidding about the gay thing, btw.
posted by thirteenkiller at 3:07 PM on February 27, 2006


I'd be perfectly willing to run a MeFi Rocket Arena 3 every Friday night, my time. Of course, pretty much everybody's ping'd be around 200 if they hopped on, 'cause it'd be here in Korea.

I could compensate for that by drinking a lot of beer, thus raising my own mental ping time.

I'd still pwn you bastards.
posted by stavrosthewonderchicken at 3:50 PM on February 27, 2006


i'm gonna spwn into your camp and pwn your mom
posted by jdg at 3:57 PM on February 27, 2006


im in ur base, killin all ur doods
posted by jenovus at 4:01 PM on February 27, 2006


Nobody plays the original CS but thirteenkiller
posted by cellphone at 4:31 PM on February 27, 2006


take it to de_metatalk
posted by moift at 5:28 PM on February 27, 2006


Practically speaking, it'd make more sense to have a regular(ish) Meetup on someone's server.

That makes sense. Anybody here run a CS 1.6 server?
posted by russilwvong at 5:36 PM on February 27, 2006


Another vote for CS:S.
posted by aberrant at 5:58 PM on February 27, 2006


OMFG yr all so phuckin' GHEY!!@#

What we really need is an Armegatron server. Screw the headshots, the AWP whores and the spawncamp n00bs.

It's all about the maze, the walls, the burning rubber, and going really, really fucking fast. You can find me - usually on the MicroBusCity server as "tone loq" - but you can't catch me.



Actually, scratch all that. What we really need is a well stocked dive bar equipped with functioning teleportation devices, so we can pop in whenever for a nice cold ones and a bit of fisticuffs.
posted by loquacious at 6:58 PM on February 27, 2006


I'd be up for a CS:Source server, or even just a scheduled meetup on any other server. Can't wait to see your graffiti.
posted by furtive at 7:28 PM on February 27, 2006


*snip3R0X_TJH*{[[[[tjh]]]]}
posted by The Jesse Helms at 8:10 PM on February 27, 2006


holy shit, stavros is from korea?!

then yes, he would no doubt pwn all of us. koreans do NOT fuck around.
posted by shmegegge at 8:38 PM on February 27, 2006


I live in Korea. I'm Canadian. Nonetheless, I do not fuck around.

(Hmmph. My micro-fame is even less significant than I'd thought...)
posted by stavrosthewonderchicken at 9:03 PM on February 27, 2006


You talk a lot of shit for a nub, stavros.
posted by thirteenkiller at 9:05 PM on February 27, 2006


Heh. Bring it!
posted by stavrosthewonderchicken at 9:14 PM on February 27, 2006


Amusing relief for those as confused as I was 60 seconds ago:
1. camper

A term given to those in an online multiplayer game (usually FPS) who will place themselves in a strategic position and wait for an extended period of time until a target enters his field of view. The position usually allows one to surprise the target and allows the "camper" to eliminate him with ease. There are variants of this such as camping an item to repeatedly gain its benefits and defending a critical location.

Camping is a perfectly legitimate strategy, but is criticized by a majority of the online community, usually because players get frustrated by being killed in such a fashion, it slows the game down and is considered an unskilful art. Idiots always resort to insulting a camper, who will most likely have a higher score than them. Incompetent admins sometimes kick them and the camper society becomes one of ridicule and resentment.

It isn’t illegal to position yourself in such a way that you have an advantage, that’s smart thinking and its part of the game. Some people need to grow some balls.
*Random moron runs around like a retard and subsequently becomes a campers prey. Camper makes a kill*

Random moron: OMG LAME FAG U SUXXORZ ONLY N00BS CAMP GETS SUM SKILLZ!!!!!11!!11!1111

I expect the definition to be voted down, but those of intelligence know who is right.
posted by scarabic at 9:19 PM on February 27, 2006


I'm actually 3 1/2 12 year olds, surgically conjoined thanks to the world-beating wonders of Korean Totally-Non-Bogus Medicine™. With my 7 hands, I am mighty fast with the mouse and keyboard, but I do need periodic insufflations of ritalin to keep up the hectic pace.
posted by stavrosthewonderchicken at 10:05 PM on February 27, 2006


"Korean Totally-Non-Bogus Medicine™"

Hey, how's the fallout for that going these days?

I'd play! Source. Caveat: only next week when the girlfriend is off having more fun in africa or something and I have to waste my time on purpose because I'm jealous.
posted by metaculpa at 10:40 PM on February 27, 2006


It looks like enough critical mass is building that I am not, after all, going to be able to avoid a Mefi CS game... damn you! I'd also be up for a regular slot on someone else's server.

OMG I PWNED YR ASS AND HVN'T DISCOVERED HOW TO TURN OFF CAPS YET
posted by greycap at 11:22 PM on February 27, 2006


Holy shit this would be the greatest thing ever. I know I just said that about the boob thing on the front page, but if I could have the boob thing on my laptop and frag the ever-loving-shit out of TheJessie on my box at the same time I would enter some sort of spiritual trance.

Someone must make this happen.

omfgwtflolurafagit.
posted by Baby_Balrog at 7:15 AM on February 28, 2006


I haven't played in a couple years, but I'd gladly run around and pad everybody's stats.

(and I might even take a few of you with me as long as the admin doesn't turn off the n00b stick or anything...)
posted by 27 at 11:01 AM on February 28, 2006


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