The MeFi Myspace page is awful June 7, 2006 12:58 PM Subscribe
The Metafilter MySpace is awful and terribly nsfw. Could it be toned down?
Man do I ever wish I could get at MySpace from work.
Man am I ever surprised to have found an opportunity to write the previous sentenc.
posted by cortex at 1:02 PM on June 7, 2006
Man am I ever surprised to have found an opportunity to write the previous sentenc.
posted by cortex at 1:02 PM on June 7, 2006
MMB, aren't you the one who posted the YouTube pseudopr0n video of the tonguekissing moaning Asian girls? And you call this awful? I know I don't have the password to that, I bet mathowie doesn't either.
posted by jessamyn (staff) at 1:05 PM on June 7, 2006
posted by jessamyn (staff) at 1:05 PM on June 7, 2006
Hmm.
1. I don't know why you posted this to metatalk other than to draw attention to it. Whoever posted the images will get a laugh and probably post more.
2. Who uses Myspace at "Work" anyway? Is there a plausible reason why someone should be cruising this page at work?
3. I can't do anything about it. Why not use the Myspace message junk to send an email to the owner/admin asking them to do it?
posted by mathowie (staff) at 1:07 PM on June 7, 2006
1. I don't know why you posted this to metatalk other than to draw attention to it. Whoever posted the images will get a laugh and probably post more.
2. Who uses Myspace at "Work" anyway? Is there a plausible reason why someone should be cruising this page at work?
3. I can't do anything about it. Why not use the Myspace message junk to send an email to the owner/admin asking them to do it?
posted by mathowie (staff) at 1:07 PM on June 7, 2006
The Metafilter MySpace is awful and terribly nsfw.
Unsanitary, as well.
posted by jonmc at 1:09 PM on June 7, 2006
Unsanitary, as well.
posted by jonmc at 1:09 PM on June 7, 2006
Lather, rinse, repeat.
posted by blue_beetle at 1:14 PM on June 7, 2006
posted by blue_beetle at 1:14 PM on June 7, 2006
Not safe for poultry! Or pensiseses!@
posted by loquacious at 1:20 PM on June 7, 2006
posted by loquacious at 1:20 PM on June 7, 2006
Here are the login details from when I created it. Doesn't work any more. So god knows. Its no worse than most Myspace pages.
posted by Orange Goblin at 1:38 PM on June 7, 2006
posted by Orange Goblin at 1:38 PM on June 7, 2006
"Awful" and "terribly NSFW" are relative terms. For MySpace that page is par for the course.
posted by sourwookie at 1:47 PM on June 7, 2006
posted by sourwookie at 1:47 PM on June 7, 2006
It's far less offensive than having an emo band in its stead.
posted by klangklangston at 1:53 PM on June 7, 2006
posted by klangklangston at 1:53 PM on June 7, 2006
I can't do anything about it.
The hell you can't. I demand high-priced lawyers. Mefites is DMCA-controlled, dammit. I PAID $5!!!
posted by If I Had An Anus at 1:55 PM on June 7, 2006
The hell you can't. I demand high-priced lawyers. Mefites is DMCA-controlled, dammit. I PAID $5!!!
posted by If I Had An Anus at 1:55 PM on June 7, 2006
I LOL'd. YMMV.
posted by Saucy Intruder at 1:59 PM on June 7, 2006
posted by Saucy Intruder at 1:59 PM on June 7, 2006
What the fuck kind of high priced lawyer are you expecting for $5!? I can see how that initial consultation will go...
"I need to sue the shit out of..."
"No. That'll be a fiver. Thanks."
posted by loquacious at 2:01 PM on June 7, 2006
"I need to sue the shit out of..."
"No. That'll be a fiver. Thanks."
posted by loquacious at 2:01 PM on June 7, 2006
It's really just another myspace profile named "mefites". It's not really connected to the site or anything.
It would be cool if there was a metafilter myspace page we could all 'friend'.
Oh but yeah myspace sucks! YOU DAMN KIDS GET OFF MY LAWN!!!
posted by delmoi at 2:04 PM on June 7, 2006
It would be cool if there was a metafilter myspace page we could all 'friend'.
Oh but yeah myspace sucks! YOU DAMN KIDS GET OFF MY LAWN!!!
posted by delmoi at 2:04 PM on June 7, 2006
Any page that introduces me to Sayaka Isoyama can't be all bad.
posted by GeekAnimator at 2:40 PM on June 7, 2006
posted by GeekAnimator at 2:40 PM on June 7, 2006
I give up. Who?
posted by Orange Goblin at 2:51 PM on June 7, 2006
posted by Orange Goblin at 2:51 PM on June 7, 2006
Not sure, but apparently he has a big fat dick for my muthuhfuckin' mouth. How thoughtful.
posted by PinkStainlessTail at 3:01 PM on June 7, 2006
posted by PinkStainlessTail at 3:01 PM on June 7, 2006
Yes, but does he have enough to go around?
posted by Ethereal Bligh at 4:03 PM on June 7, 2006
posted by Ethereal Bligh at 4:03 PM on June 7, 2006
Is this the parable of the cock?
And lo, the big fat cock was brought forth before the multitude.
Who descended upon it lustily, hungry and mouthful.
And though the cock was fat, and large.
It wasn't enough. It was never enough.
And lo, the cock was divided and multiplied.
Into buckets and buckets neverending.
The cocks did grow fat again, overflowing the buckets.
And then, at last, there was almost enough.
posted by loquacious at 4:15 PM on June 7, 2006 [1 favorite]
And lo, the big fat cock was brought forth before the multitude.
Who descended upon it lustily, hungry and mouthful.
And though the cock was fat, and large.
It wasn't enough. It was never enough.
And lo, the cock was divided and multiplied.
Into buckets and buckets neverending.
The cocks did grow fat again, overflowing the buckets.
And then, at last, there was almost enough.
posted by loquacious at 4:15 PM on June 7, 2006 [1 favorite]
MMB, aren't you the one who posted the YouTube pseudopr0n video of the tonguekissing moaning Asian girls
*searches through MMB's history. for research purposes only*
posted by grouse at 4:43 PM on June 7, 2006
*searches through MMB's history. for research purposes only*
posted by grouse at 4:43 PM on June 7, 2006
Jessamyn aren't you the one who provided links to the chicken fucking pics??? And you are engaging in a conversation about who should say which about what's awful? ;)
posted by scarabic at 5:32 PM on June 7, 2006
posted by scarabic at 5:32 PM on June 7, 2006
This thread is closed to new comments.
But it is wide, wide open for inline linked images, starting now.
posted by loquacious at 5:46 PM on June 7, 2006
But it is wide, wide open for inline linked images, starting now.
posted by loquacious at 5:46 PM on June 7, 2006
Another metafilter myspace. This one is sfw, at least for now.
posted by iconomy at 5:48 PM on June 7, 2006
posted by iconomy at 5:48 PM on June 7, 2006
That's easy for you to say. You don't have an anus.
posted by languagehat at 6:06 PM on June 7, 2006 [1 favorite]
posted by languagehat at 6:06 PM on June 7, 2006 [1 favorite]
aren't you the one who posted the YouTube pseudopr0n video of the tonguekissing moaning Asian girls?
Don't be pulling that "I've got a secret" shit around here. Posterity demands links.
posted by Civil_Disobedient at 6:31 PM on June 7, 2006
Don't be pulling that "I've got a secret" shit around here. Posterity demands links.
posted by Civil_Disobedient at 6:31 PM on June 7, 2006
whoever created that second metafilter myspace profile should post the l/p here.
posted by shmegegge at 6:43 PM on June 7, 2006
posted by shmegegge at 6:43 PM on June 7, 2006
That's easy for you to say. You don't have an anus.
True. He does have nostrils, however.
posted by jonmc at 7:31 PM on June 7, 2006 [1 favorite]
True. He does have nostrils, however.
posted by jonmc at 7:31 PM on June 7, 2006 [1 favorite]
*squicksquicksnort*
posted by loquacious at 7:38 PM on June 7, 2006 [1 favorite]
posted by loquacious at 7:38 PM on June 7, 2006 [1 favorite]
Well, it's nice to know that he's into jazz dance performance. That ought to be awfully liberating.
posted by Afroblanco at 8:52 PM on June 7, 2006
posted by Afroblanco at 8:52 PM on June 7, 2006
It would be cool if there was a metafilter myspace page we could all 'friend'.
posted by delmoi
Yes, if we were 12.
posted by justgary at 10:21 PM on June 7, 2006 [1 favorite]
posted by delmoi
Yes, if we were 12.
posted by justgary at 10:21 PM on June 7, 2006 [1 favorite]
Awesome post, MMB.
Not this one, the YouTube one.
This one sucks.
Well, so does the YouTube one.
But in the good way.
posted by Alvy Ampersand at 10:30 PM on June 7, 2006
Not this one, the YouTube one.
This one sucks.
Well, so does the YouTube one.
But in the good way.
posted by Alvy Ampersand at 10:30 PM on June 7, 2006
FLOOR cat? The cat won't even deign to look at us from on high, he must come up from the FLOOR?
Also: that second MySpace page was totally more hilarious than the first one. I'll take subtle humor over poultry rape any day.
posted by grapefruitmoon at 10:59 PM on June 7, 2006
Also: that second MySpace page was totally more hilarious than the first one. I'll take subtle humor over poultry rape any day.
posted by grapefruitmoon at 10:59 PM on June 7, 2006
I'll take subtle humor over poultry rape any day.
Seconded.
posted by stavrosthewonderchicken at 1:15 AM on June 8, 2006
Seconded.
posted by stavrosthewonderchicken at 1:15 AM on June 8, 2006
I'm going to have to say that I prefer subtle poultry to rape humor.
posted by stavrosthewonderchicken at 1:54 AM on June 8, 2006
posted by stavrosthewonderchicken at 1:54 AM on June 8, 2006
And I must argue for poultry subtly raping humor.
posted by loquacious at 2:42 AM on June 8, 2006
posted by loquacious at 2:42 AM on June 8, 2006
stupid chicken, you
lie dead as i fuck you un-
sanitarily
posted by Hat Maui at 3:22 AM on June 8, 2006
lie dead as i fuck you un-
sanitarily
posted by Hat Maui at 3:22 AM on June 8, 2006
stav, not directed at you. i just found the combination of chickenrape and rape haiku too difficult to resist.
posted by Hat Maui at 3:26 AM on June 8, 2006
posted by Hat Maui at 3:26 AM on June 8, 2006
*cries*
posted by stavrosthewonderchicken at 5:55 AM on June 8, 2006
posted by stavrosthewonderchicken at 5:55 AM on June 8, 2006
whoever created that second metafilter myspace profile should post the l/p here.
Yeah, it has a distinct lack of chicken fucking on it, which would no doubt immediately be rectified (or rectumified) with the posting of the l/p.
posted by iconomy at 6:03 AM on June 8, 2006
Yeah, it has a distinct lack of chicken fucking on it, which would no doubt immediately be rectified (or rectumified) with the posting of the l/p.
posted by iconomy at 6:03 AM on June 8, 2006
I am glad for this thread so i got to see the poultry rape (unless she was asking for it).
posted by nadawi at 7:49 AM on June 8, 2006
posted by nadawi at 7:49 AM on June 8, 2006
"The Metafilter MySpace is awful and terribly nsfw. Could it be toned down?"
Oh, please. How bad can it WHOA THAT DUDE IS FUCKIN' A CHICKEN!!!!
(Y'know, I'd really like to hear Bob Newhart do this rap)
posted by Smedleyman at 10:16 PM on June 8, 2006
Oh, please. How bad can it WHOA THAT DUDE IS FUCKIN' A CHICKEN!!!!
(Y'know, I'd really like to hear Bob Newhart do this rap)
posted by Smedleyman at 10:16 PM on June 8, 2006
Yes, b1tr0t, it's one of the first favorites I ever marked.
posted by If I Had An Anus at 5:58 AM on June 9, 2006
posted by If I Had An Anus at 5:58 AM on June 9, 2006
Can I just say no-one with a hangover should ever, ever read this thread or click on any of the links?
No?
Ok then. How about "That's my Penis"?
No?
Ok - it's really a stunt penis.
posted by Sparx at 3:37 PM on June 9, 2006
No?
Ok then. How about "That's my Penis"?
No?
Ok - it's really a stunt penis.
posted by Sparx at 3:37 PM on June 9, 2006
Gah. I clicked that in the NSA thread. Luckily the rest of my office is at training.
posted by Skwirl at 4:17 PM on June 9, 2006
posted by Skwirl at 4:17 PM on June 9, 2006
Ah, sorry. I've been out of town for a week. I'm the one that made that page in it's current form. I did that the day it was made then I changed the email and password. I don't have any plans of changing it either.
posted by puke & cry at 5:19 PM on June 10, 2006
posted by puke & cry at 5:19 PM on June 10, 2006
I think it was metafilter123456 or something like that. Oh well.
posted by puke & cry at 7:27 PM on June 11, 2006
posted by puke & cry at 7:27 PM on June 11, 2006
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posted by loquacious at 1:02 PM on June 7, 2006