Jessamyn's birthday thread (2006)

September 5, 2006 5:03 AM

Happy Birthday Jessamyn!
posted by judith to MetaFilter-Related at 5:03 AM (74 comments total)

Take it to metachat!

Just kidding...

HAPPY BIRTHDAY JESSAMYN!!!!
posted by terrapin at 5:14 AM on September 5, 2006

Consider yourself wished, happily!
posted by goodnewsfortheinsane at 5:15 AM on September 5, 2006

posted by peacay at 5:16 AM on September 5, 2006

happy birthday!

*places rose between pages of book, returns to shelf*
posted by quonsar at 5:17 AM on September 5, 2006

OPPY BIFF CHOPS!
posted by nthdegx at 5:21 AM on September 5, 2006

Happy Birthday! And many happy returns!
posted by Elsa at 5:26 AM on September 5, 2006

Those strawberries look pretty delicious.
posted by rxrfrx at 5:26 AM on September 5, 2006

Happy happy. Treat yourself!
posted by OmieWise at 5:41 AM on September 5, 2006

Happy Birthday!
posted by Colloquial Collision at 5:42 AM on September 5, 2006

posted by Astro Zombie at 5:44 AM on September 5, 2006

I share a birthday with Jessamyn?

*sings* Happy birthday to...

*is whisked away by copyright lawyer*
posted by randomination at 5:48 AM on September 5, 2006

(Happy birthday, randomination!)
posted by Elsa at 5:55 AM on September 5, 2006

I share a birthday with Jessamyn?

And Anil Dash! Happy Birthday randomination, and thanks everyone!
posted by jessamyn (staff) at 5:55 AM on September 5, 2006

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oh, wait, wrong one...

!
posted by briank at 5:59 AM on September 5, 2006

[Removes rose, presses it in a non-library book until it's properly dried, returns it to the library book.]

Happy birthday, Jessamyn.
posted by Tuwa at 6:03 AM on September 5, 2006

Happy birthday!
posted by languagehat at 6:13 AM on September 5, 2006

posted by Saucy Intruder at 6:14 AM on September 5, 2006

Happy Birthday, Jess. It is out of my deep and abiding respect for you that I haven't caused any trouble lately.
posted by jonmc at 6:17 AM on September 5, 2006

I just figured you had been sick.
posted by Astro Zombie at 6:21 AM on September 5, 2006

Happy birthday, jessamyn. We got you like a dozen Metatalk threads this morning!
posted by cortex at 6:27 AM on September 5, 2006

Parabéns, querida Jessamyn, flor mais airosa e jasminzinha do que existe em qualquer jardim!
posted by MiguelCardoso at 7:01 AM on September 5, 2006

Happy Birthday, Librarian!
posted by jonson at 7:08 AM on September 5, 2006

Happy birthday Jessamyn!
posted by teleskiving at 7:11 AM on September 5, 2006

Hooray for Jessamyn!
posted by beaucoupkevin at 7:11 AM on September 5, 2006

!nymasseJ ,yadhtrib yppaH
posted by crunchland at 7:12 AM on September 5, 2006

HBD

joyeux anniversaire

축 생일

生日快樂

誕生日おめでとう

etc...
posted by edgeways at 7:12 AM on September 5, 2006

HIPPO BURPDAY 1 SYMBIOTIC MATTAMYN ENTITY
posted by dirtynumbangelboy at 7:17 AM on September 5, 2006

Happy birthday!!
posted by KAS at 7:33 AM on September 5, 2006

Huzzah! Happies birthdays
posted by TheDonF at 7:40 AM on September 5, 2006

Oh, if it's gonna be that, then: gefeliciteerd met je verjaardag! indeed. Or, my favourite: gefeliciflapstaart!
posted by goodnewsfortheinsane at 7:43 AM on September 5, 2006

Happy Anniversary of Spawning!

Does Jessamyn get a cut of the MeFi proceeds? If not, she sure deserves some! At least lots of presents... What do you get a lady that has everything?
posted by blasdelf at 8:13 AM on September 5, 2006

Many happy returns!
posted by owhydididoit at 8:13 AM on September 5, 2006

What do you get a lady that has everything?

A creepy home-made "good for one free massage" coupon.
posted by cortex at 8:25 AM on September 5, 2006 [2 favorites]

Ok, so nobody make any comments that need deleting today. Also, I think jess should post drunk all day.
posted by Eideteker at 8:58 AM on September 5, 2006

Happy Birthday!
posted by Ethereal Bligh at 9:30 AM on September 5, 2006

Oh, if it's gonna be that, then:

Lá Breithe shona dhuit!
posted by TwoWordReview at 9:46 AM on September 5, 2006

Happy, Happy!
posted by mojohand at 9:47 AM on September 5, 2006

Grattis på födelsedagen, Jessamyn!
posted by soundofsuburbia at 10:01 AM on September 5, 2006

Hombly borgeek to yube.
posted by smackfu at 10:08 AM on September 5, 2006

Hoppy Burfday!
posted by deborah at 10:18 AM on September 5, 2006

Palju onne sunnipaveaks!
posted by Skot at 10:32 AM on September 5, 2006

Cool people are born today! Hooray.
posted by anildash at 10:59 AM on September 5, 2006

Bon Anniversaire Jessamyn, Anil, Randomination and everyone else i missed!
posted by ramix at 11:05 AM on September 5, 2006

Bwannah nananah na na na na!
posted by Divine_Wino at 11:19 AM on September 5, 2006

Hippy Yard Bath!
posted by trip and a half at 11:20 AM on September 5, 2006

Happy Jess-Day, Jess!
posted by jason's_planet at 2:01 PM on September 5, 2006

Happy Birthday Jessamyn!
posted by halonine at 2:10 PM on September 5, 2006

I'd hit it.
posted by dios at 2:25 PM on September 5, 2006

Happy birthday, Penis Picture Lady!
posted by gsteff at 2:45 PM on September 5, 2006

Agent Effigy2000 wishes The Librarian a very happy birthday!
posted by Effigy2000 at 3:50 PM on September 5, 2006

Hey, she is kinda cute, and she has lots and lots of books. I bet she can even read ASL!



Happy Birthday!

so, where does the spanking line form? over here? thanks!
posted by loquacious at 3:54 PM on September 5, 2006 [1 favorite]

Yea, Happy B-day!

Love,
snsranch!!!!
posted by snsranch at 4:01 PM on September 5, 2006

I bet she can even read ASL!

ASL?
posted by lilbrudder at 4:07 PM on September 5, 2006

34/Male/Los Angeles
posted by jonson at 4:08 PM on September 5, 2006

Sockpuppet humor is the best humor of all...
posted by lilbrudder at 4:08 PM on September 5, 2006

Happy Birthday Jessamyn!

Many returns will at least make us happy.
posted by jamjam at 4:21 PM on September 5, 2006

ASL == Ape Sign Language

Happy Day, Jess!
posted by jimfl at 4:29 PM on September 5, 2006

Late to it, but happy b-day!
In Canada we always gave the victim Birthday Girl/Boy the "Royal Bumps" which quite often resulted in a broken tailbone.
So virtual happy birthdays are much better.
posted by chococat at 5:05 PM on September 5, 2006

*blows roll-out noisemaker*
posted by everichon at 5:45 PM on September 5, 2006

Χρόνια πολλά, Jessamyn!
posted by taz at 6:17 PM on September 5, 2006

Congrats, Jess. Happy birthday.
posted by blag at 6:28 PM on September 5, 2006

Yay Happy Birthday
posted by riotgrrl69 at 6:54 PM on September 5, 2006

Happy Birthday!
posted by LeeJay at 7:26 PM on September 5, 2006

Happy birthday!
posted by NortonDC at 8:20 PM on September 5, 2006

Europanto: ¡Feliz comfy anus!
posted by rob511 at 8:36 PM on September 5, 2006

Very late to your birthday partay, but many happy returns, dear fellow librarian! May you party in the stacks until the cows come home....
posted by Lynsey at 8:38 PM on September 5, 2006

Yer some shockin' good. God bless yer cotton socks, an' long may yer big jib draw.
posted by hangashore at 9:14 PM on September 5, 2006 [1 favorite]

Happy happy, and thanks for wielding the whip and the chair with a reasonably light hand, a wry sense of humor, and a charming geek-girl insouciance.
posted by ottereroticist at 9:47 PM on September 5, 2006

I missed it, dammit! Hope it was happy, jessamyn!
posted by onlyconnect at 10:49 PM on September 5, 2006

Happy Birthday, Spaz.
posted by SenshiNeko at 11:36 PM on September 5, 2006

So Jessamyn, are you glad you're another year older? I quit being happy about that a few years ago, so I hate it when someone wishes me "Happy B-day!" But then I'm older than you (and I'm weird).

Incidentally, can anybody tell me why Patricia Highsmith didn't like big round butts? I mean not just "there's no accounting for taste," I want a deep psychological explanation drawn from fact.
posted by davy at 12:45 AM on September 6, 2006

happy birthday!
posted by juv3nal at 1:25 AM on September 6, 2006

Happy birthday! (better late than never, right?)
posted by Quietgal at 2:03 PM on September 6, 2006

Happy birthday, Jessamyn and Anil!
posted by evariste at 8:05 PM on September 7, 2006