Metafilter Cafepress? May 22, 2007 12:01 PM Subscribe
Is there still a Metafilter Cafepress store? I'd like to buy another "Coffee is for Closers" mug, but the store seems to have disappeared. If it's truly gone, is there a (non-Cafepress?) alternative where I could get the same mug? (The non-MF mugs I've seen aren't as nice).
Could it come back?
posted by boo_radley at 12:27 PM on May 22, 2007
posted by boo_radley at 12:27 PM on May 22, 2007
Look at this t-shirt.
Do you see this t-shirt?
This t-shirt costs more than your entire shitty wardrobe, you fuck. American Apparel, the finest fucking t-shirt in America. Your ironic corduroy jacket with patches on the sleeves? Fuck you; go back to Goodwill if that's how you're gonna dress. Your sports booster tee from a town you've never been to, maybe doesn't exist? Fuck your Old Navy shit. You wanna wear Metafilter? You better post. You think this is abuse, cocksucker? You can't take this? How are you gonna take the heat in a MeTa post if you can't take this?
posted by boo_radley at 1:31 PM on May 22, 2007 [7 favorites]
Do you see this t-shirt?
This t-shirt costs more than your entire shitty wardrobe, you fuck. American Apparel, the finest fucking t-shirt in America. Your ironic corduroy jacket with patches on the sleeves? Fuck you; go back to Goodwill if that's how you're gonna dress. Your sports booster tee from a town you've never been to, maybe doesn't exist? Fuck your Old Navy shit. You wanna wear Metafilter? You better post. You think this is abuse, cocksucker? You can't take this? How are you gonna take the heat in a MeTa post if you can't take this?
posted by boo_radley at 1:31 PM on May 22, 2007 [7 favorites]
Always. Be. Commenting.
posted by cortex (staff) at 1:33 PM on May 22, 2007 [3 favorites]
posted by cortex (staff) at 1:33 PM on May 22, 2007 [3 favorites]
We're adding a little something to this month's MeFi contest. As you all know, first prize is a Wii. Anybody want to see second prize? Second prize is getting a podcast mention. Third prize is you're banned.
posted by dw at 1:58 PM on May 22, 2007 [8 favorites]
posted by dw at 1:58 PM on May 22, 2007 [8 favorites]
All MeTa posts smell vaguely of shit. It gets so you don't mind it. That's the worst thing that I can confess. You know how long it took me to get this membership? A long time. When you die you're going to regret the posts you don't make. You think you're queer? I'm going to tell you something: we're all queer.
posted by BrodieShadeTree at 2:56 PM on May 22, 2007 [1 favorite]
posted by BrodieShadeTree at 2:56 PM on May 22, 2007 [1 favorite]
amberglow: How are you?
Ethereal Bligh: I'm fine. You mean the index? You mean the contribution index...?
amberglow: I don't...yes. Okay, the index.
Ethereal Bligh: I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm fucked on the index. You. You see how...I...
Pause.
Ethereal Bligh: I can't...my mind must be in other places. 'Cause I can't do any...
amberglow: What? You can't do any what?
Pause.
Ethereal Bligh: I can't post 'em.
amberglow: Well, they're chatfilter. I saw the shit that they were giving you.
Ethereal Bligh: Yes.
amberglow: Huh?
Ethereal Bligh: Yes. They are chatfilter.
amberglow: They're shit.
posted by Ethereal Bligh at 5:17 PM on May 22, 2007 [3 favorites]
Ethereal Bligh: I'm fine. You mean the index? You mean the contribution index...?
amberglow: I don't...yes. Okay, the index.
Ethereal Bligh: I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm fucked on the index. You. You see how...I...
Pause.
Ethereal Bligh: I can't...my mind must be in other places. 'Cause I can't do any...
amberglow: What? You can't do any what?
Pause.
Ethereal Bligh: I can't post 'em.
amberglow: Well, they're chatfilter. I saw the shit that they were giving you.
Ethereal Bligh: Yes.
amberglow: Huh?
Ethereal Bligh: Yes. They are chatfilter.
amberglow: They're shit.
posted by Ethereal Bligh at 5:17 PM on May 22, 2007 [3 favorites]
So what needs to happen here is that IRFH needs to hurry up and convalesce so he can get right on doing a full mefi treatment of (selected scenes from) Glengarry Glen Ross, so that we can farm that out to some motivated mefites to stage and film and post to youtube.
posted by cortex (staff) at 5:32 PM on May 22, 2007
posted by cortex (staff) at 5:32 PM on May 22, 2007
So ... I can't order another "yhbc" softball shirt when this one wears out, then?
posted by yhbc at 8:11 PM on May 22, 2007
posted by yhbc at 8:11 PM on May 22, 2007
That was awesome.
posted by Ethereal Bligh at 9:15 PM on May 22, 2007
posted by Ethereal Bligh at 9:15 PM on May 22, 2007
Well done.
posted by CitrusFreak12 at 9:30 PM on May 22, 2007
posted by CitrusFreak12 at 9:30 PM on May 22, 2007
LOL well done fandango_matt
posted by seawallrunner at 10:44 PM on May 22, 2007
posted by seawallrunner at 10:44 PM on May 22, 2007
I too have been meaning to get a Coffee is for Closers mug...
posted by drezdn at 7:30 AM on May 23, 2007
posted by drezdn at 7:30 AM on May 23, 2007
Fandango Matt wins this thread.
posted by humannaire at 7:39 AM on May 23, 2007
posted by humannaire at 7:39 AM on May 23, 2007
fandango_matt is the lost Baldwin.
posted by It's Raining Florence Henderson at 11:38 AM on May 24, 2007
posted by It's Raining Florence Henderson at 11:38 AM on May 24, 2007
*waves very gently back*
posted by It's Raining Florence Henderson at 4:00 PM on May 24, 2007
posted by It's Raining Florence Henderson at 4:00 PM on May 24, 2007
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