Metafilter t-shirt spotted in "American Libraries" Journal January 9, 2008 7:27 AM   Subscribe

Spot-the-Mefite: "American Libraries " edition

In the December 2007 issue of "American Libraries", there's a picture of a bearded dude on page 48 who happens to be sporting a Metafilter shirt. The only photo information is "scenes from the ALA TechSource's Gaming, Learning, and Libraries Symposium". Who was that masked man anyway?
posted by cosmicbandito to MetaFilter-Related at 7:27 AM (56 comments total)

Could you scan it?
posted by iconomy at 7:31 AM on January 9, 2008


It's got to be ulotrichous. Does he look like this?
posted by jessamyn (staff) at 7:37 AM on January 9, 2008 [1 favorite]


I'm glad I'm not the only one who ever wears my MeFi shirt anywhere.
posted by cortex (staff) at 7:42 AM on January 9, 2008




I thought you librarians all know each other. Secret handshake or whatever.
posted by ardgedee at 8:03 AM on January 9, 2008


Dammit, why isn't this me?
posted by the dief at 8:04 AM on January 9, 2008


finally broke down and got a flickr account just to post this scan.
posted by cosmicbandito at 8:12 AM on January 9, 2008


Guilty as charged. Man, I hate that photo, I look like I'm hocking a loogie or something, but I love my MeFi shirt! It was a father's day present. That's not me in your photo, though, MrMoonPie, I missed the DC ALA meetup.

just in case you're interested, you can see the loogie-laden photo in question here at my place of work.
posted by ulotrichous at 8:12 AM on January 9, 2008


How many damn librarians do we have on this damn site anyway? (It's OK, I can say that, I'm married to a damn librarian who happens to be a member of this damn site)
posted by NoMich at 8:14 AM on January 9, 2008 [1 favorite]


I have *so* just internet stalked both Ultichous and Cosmicbandito.
posted by Jofus at 8:18 AM on January 9, 2008


finally broke down and got a flickr account just to post this scan.

You could have just uploaded it to imageshack or some such place, but thank you for scanning it!
posted by iconomy at 8:20 AM on January 9, 2008


And then, in a final callous act of cruelty, mis-spelled Ulotrichous' name.
posted by Jofus at 8:21 AM on January 9, 2008


Hey ulotrichous, that picture Jessamyn linked of you as Mario is quite possibly the best...thing... ever. Got next years costumes planned yet?
posted by cosmicbandito at 8:26 AM on January 9, 2008


Metafilter: damn librarians.
posted by cashman at 8:27 AM on January 9, 2008 [1 favorite]


This will probably not be an easy task, considering the high concentration of beardies and librarians on MetaFilter. I've always suspected that everyone on MetaFilter secretly had a beard, shaving it only when attending a MeFi Meetup.
posted by burnmp3s at 8:35 AM on January 9, 2008


Actually, higher level Mefibrarians can physically retract their beards straight into their skin. It's a dubious skill at best and really makes me wish we had better representation when the superpowers were being handed out.
posted by robocop is bleeding at 8:49 AM on January 9, 2008 [4 favorites]


burnmp3s, shaving is optional if you just cake on the foundation.
posted by cortex (staff) at 8:54 AM on January 9, 2008


Heh, thanks cosmicbandito. Also in that stream are my kids dressed up as chibi-robo and telly from the past two halloweens. We've been batting around the kids being Olimar and Looie and my wife and I and my sister-in-law being Pikmin, but I'd really love to be Toejam and Earl. We'd need to work up to a costume of that magnitude though.

Please note that I can indeed retract my ashkenazi beard, leaving a passably italian mustache, as Jessamyn's link clearly shows.
posted by ulotrichous at 8:55 AM on January 9, 2008 [1 favorite]


I've got a slightly battered copy of AACR2 here. I can trade that for a t-shirt, right? PLEASE?
posted by maudlin at 10:16 AM on January 9, 2008


While I am a damn librarian and a MeFian, with a MeFi shirt, I do not have a damn beard.
posted by Lynsey at 10:17 AM on January 9, 2008


Is it this bearded, Metafilter-tshirt-wearing librarian?

Nope, that's me, and I'm not nearly cutting-edge enough to be at the Gaming in Libraries Symposium. Maybe if Konami comes out with Waltz Waltz Revolution I could plausibly bring it to my library.
posted by Horace Rumpole at 10:18 AM on January 9, 2008 [4 favorites]


Konami comes out with Waltz Waltz Revolution

WANT.
posted by heeeraldo at 10:22 AM on January 9, 2008


Somebody told me this was the thread where all the bearded librarians request free t-shirts. Email's in profile.
posted by box at 10:25 AM on January 9, 2008


"But how do the unbearded librarians get t-shirts?", she asked trepidly.
posted by maudlin at 10:30 AM on January 9, 2008


I'm holding out for Gavotte Gavotte RevoluciĆ³n, personally.
posted by cortex (staff) at 10:43 AM on January 9, 2008 [3 favorites]


"But how do the unbearded librarians get t-shirts?", she asked trepidly.

See here. Still available as far as I can tell. (Be advised that certain anal-retentive types don't think the color matches well enough.)
posted by Horace Rumpole at 11:00 AM on January 9, 2008


I propose the following new tshirt design:

[ ] Librarian
[ ] Beard Wearer
[ ] Mefite


Just use a magic marker to check the boxes that apply to you.
posted by burnmp3s at 11:06 AM on January 9, 2008


Konami comes out with Waltz Waltz Revolution

You know, that is actually a plausible game for the Wii. Lots of oldsters love the WiiSports already, and if you could get a Dancing With the Stars license I bet you'd move a fair number. Would the front/back/left/right shaped pad be a problem for ballroom though? Perhaps just angle it 45 degrees. Hmmm.
posted by Rock Steady at 11:08 AM on January 9, 2008


I propose the following new tshirt design:

[ ] Librarian
[ ] Beard Wearer
[ ] Mefite


Just use a magic marker to check the boxes that apply to you.
(burnmp3s)

A Venn diagram would be geekier and more informationally efficient.
posted by Rock Steady at 11:09 AM on January 9, 2008


> ...if you could get a Dancing With the Stars license I bet you'd move a fair number.

Yo.
posted by ardgedee at 11:12 AM on January 9, 2008


Hey ulotrichous, that picture Jessamyn linked of you as Mario is quite possibly the best...thing... ever.

Yes, that was awesome. Way to commit!
My son is similarly obsessed with Zelda, so that dictated this year's costume.
Sorry for the derail but I couldn't pass up the opportunity.
posted by chococat at 11:13 AM on January 9, 2008 [2 favorites]


I love that, chococat.
posted by cortex (staff) at 11:18 AM on January 9, 2008


I am not a librarian, but I am bearded and have an Old Skool CafePress MeFi T-shirt. No longer available, suckers!

*misses evanizer*
posted by languagehat at 11:21 AM on January 9, 2008


ulotrichous, I'm enjoying this "gaming at libraries" talk you gave. Thanks for the link.
posted by yeti at 11:27 AM on January 9, 2008


chococat, that is awesome! I love the pose and his shield. And the pajama pants.

cortex, I remember at PAX 2005, the winning idea at the 'Pitch Your Game' session was France France Revolution. Warning, not funny.
posted by ulotrichous at 11:51 AM on January 9, 2008


Never mind the old skool cafepress mefi t-shirt. What is important about that photo is languagehat's flaunting of the "hold one's cold drink in the left hand so as to keep the right hand non-clammy and free to greet others" cocktail party rule.
posted by R. Mutt at 12:01 PM on January 9, 2008


> ...if you could get a Dancing With the Stars license I bet you'd move a fair number.

Yo.
(ardgedee)

Aaaand the Rock Steady Day-Late-and-Dollar-Short streak continues.
posted by Rock Steady at 12:06 PM on January 9, 2008


What is important about that photo is languagehat's flaunting of the "hold one's cold drink in the left hand so as to keep the right hand non-clammy and free to greet others" cocktail party rule.

You're just trying to get me to violate my descriptivist ethic and say something snotty like "I think you mean flouting, good sir!" But I'm on to your game, and I won't do it. Also, I'd long since greeted everyone there was to greet, and that was no cocktail party.
posted by languagehat at 12:12 PM on January 9, 2008


How many damn librarians do we have on this damn site anyway?

Every one that I know of is linked in my profile as a "colleague" except in some cases where I'd already marked them as "friend" and then didn't go back to update. So the answer is... 50-ish? I also have a MeFi T-shirt, but no beard.
posted by jessamyn (staff) at 12:19 PM on January 9, 2008


Bah!
posted by R. Mutt at 12:22 PM on January 9, 2008


Up here we even an an unofficial British Columbia Library Association Bearded Library Staff Sub-committee/drinking team.
posted by Razzle Bathbone at 12:35 PM on January 9, 2008


Konami comes out with Waltz Waltz Revolution.
Oh, that's just got to happen, bundled with this.
posted by punilux at 12:52 PM on January 9, 2008


That mario photo that jessamyn linked to is ADORABLE.
posted by CitrusFreak12 at 1:17 PM on January 9, 2008


I have a beard and a MetaFilter t-shirt and I worked in the reference library at my college. [NOT A REAL LIBRARIANIST]
posted by trip and a half at 2:01 PM on January 9, 2008


Do I remember correctly that those Old Skool MeFi shirts had user name and number on the back, baseball style...?

Please tell me I'm wrong, because my keyboard won't survive the tears I'll shed about not having one, if so...
posted by rollbiz at 3:41 PM on January 9, 2008


Yes, you do. Mine says LANGUAGEHAT 14752. I wear it with pride.
posted by languagehat at 3:53 PM on January 9, 2008


"Just use a magic marker to check the boxes that apply to you."

Oh, sure. And just where are we supposed to get these "magic" markers of which you speak? eBay?
posted by Eideteker at 4:09 PM on January 9, 2008


Horace Rumpole, video games or no, your library will always be Teh Alsomest.
posted by GrammarMoses at 4:34 PM on January 9, 2008


I dig languagehat's hat.
posted by needled at 4:45 PM on January 9, 2008


Incidentally, since Ulotrichous's location has been outed, some of us are scheming to have a meetup in the Ann Arbor Public Library, and he has to provide the games. (Note: We haven't done any scheming. I'm not even going to say who 'we' is. But if this ever happens, I am SO going to rule you all at Super Mario Kart.)
posted by ardgedee at 5:03 PM on January 9, 2008


I've got a million of 'em. (Well, over a dozen anyway, not all of which are mentioned on that page—I've got to update it. That doesn't even have my kucsma.)
posted by languagehat at 5:04 PM on January 9, 2008


I look like I'm hocking a loogie

or locking a haogie.
posted by jonmc at 6:14 PM on January 9, 2008


From languagehat's site:

TRILBY. The king of hats.

I was under the impression that the pope hat was the "king of hats". It's possible that I'm mistaken and the pope hat is the "pope of hats", but that seems somewhat redundant.
posted by burnmp3s at 8:00 PM on January 9, 2008


Damn, now I realize my life will not be complete until I have a pope hat.
posted by languagehat at 6:42 AM on January 10, 2008


I seem to recall, from the blur of my catholic childhood, that the cathedral in Boston had the hats of the cardinals (and bishops?) hanging from the ceiling. Each piece slowly falling apart high in the dusty cathedral light. Not a Pope's hat, exactly, but the image is burned into my visual memory.
posted by R. Mutt at 6:15 PM on January 10, 2008


LH, I think one can achieve authentic poperie with a simple white yarmulkeh.
posted by GrammarMoses at 6:40 PM on January 11, 2008


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