chococat creates something new on the internet April 16, 2009 6:31 PM   Subscribe

...in which chococat creates something new on the internet.
posted by geos to MetaFilter-Related at 6:31 PM (129 comments total) 11 users marked this as a favorite

I thought this metatalk was pretty thin until I followed your third link. Then I switched over to being both delighted and terrified.
posted by cortex (staff) at 6:39 PM on April 16, 2009 [4 favorites]


Haha His mom must be so proud!
posted by nola at 6:39 PM on April 16, 2009 [2 favorites]


Dude that freaks me out. Life is turning into a Charles Stross book!
posted by Mister_A at 6:46 PM on April 16, 2009


chococat is watching you rope up your testicles
posted by jtron at 6:50 PM on April 16, 2009 [10 favorites]


I was here to see it!
posted by middleclasstool at 7:01 PM on April 16, 2009


Maybe a NSFW tag and a note in the post?
posted by Brandon Blatcher at 7:03 PM on April 16, 2009


You know, my browser history needed some spice.
posted by Rhaomi at 7:04 PM on April 16, 2009 [1 favorite]


CAN THIS PLEASE BE A MOTHERFUCKING SWEARING AND SHOUTING THREAD?
posted by loquacious at 7:09 PM on April 16, 2009 [2 favorites]


CAN SOMEBODY ESSPLAIN THIS NOW THNAKS
posted by milestogo at 7:12 PM on April 16, 2009


AS YOU WISH, COCKBAG!
posted by Mister_A at 7:12 PM on April 16, 2009 [1 favorite]


sorry about the nsfw, i somehow thought that if i didn't link to the googlesearch it didn't need it.

i think i may have lost perspective.
posted by geos at 7:14 PM on April 16, 2009


HEY ASSBUTT YOU FORGOT THAT I TAUGHT YOU EVERYTHING YOU KNOW ABOUT CARRYING A COCKBAG
posted by loquacious at 7:15 PM on April 16, 2009 [1 favorite]


Okay, getting those kinds of sites for that kind of search actually makes some sense. But why do I get some of the same results for Fat Free Blueberry Pie?
posted by burnmp3s at 7:16 PM on April 16, 2009


WAIT. YOUR MOM. AHAHAHAHAHAHA.
posted by loquacious at 7:16 PM on April 16, 2009


CAN I JUST SAY THAT ASSBUTT IS LIKE THE FUNNIEST INSULT I'VE HEARD IN A LONG TIME?
posted by Mister_A at 7:18 PM on April 16, 2009 [1 favorite]


PLEASE STOP HITTING ME IT MAKES ME ANGRY I CAN'T HELP IT IF MY CAPSLOCK KEY IS BROKEN OW FUCK THAT WAS A ROCK NOT A DIRT CLOD
posted by loquacious at 7:19 PM on April 16, 2009


why do I get some of the same results for Fat Free Blueberry Pie?

Because it has the words "fat" and "pie" in it.
posted by Miko at 7:22 PM on April 16, 2009


CAN I JUST SAY THAT ASSBUTT IS LIKE THE FUNNIEST INSULT I'VE HEARD IN A LONG TIME?

THANKS I JUST INVENTED IT THAT'LL BE 50 CENTS PER CITATION PLEASE ALSO NEED MORE GIN WILL SWEAR CREATIVELY FOR BOOZE YOU GREASY MARMOT STUFFER.
posted by loquacious at 7:23 PM on April 16, 2009


But why do I get some of the same results for Fat Free Blueberry Pie?

strangely enough "fat free pie" is enitrely wholesome...
posted by geos at 7:25 PM on April 16, 2009


Man, I wish I could do that. Sexy butt sex sex testicle fritter butts land asscake batman tape!

Now to sit back and watch the magic happen.
posted by Metroid Baby at 7:26 PM on April 16, 2009 [2 favorites]


I liked your reasoning, Miko, but it does not pass the "fat ass pie" test. There must be something more to it...
posted by Mister_A at 7:27 PM on April 16, 2009 [1 favorite]


hmmmmm.
posted by Miko at 7:29 PM on April 16, 2009


OK, I think I might have figured it out. mildlyNSFW
posted by Miko at 7:32 PM on April 16, 2009


Excellent work, Miko!
posted by Mister_A at 7:33 PM on April 16, 2009


All I wanted was for us to laugh at a funny old movie. I swear!
posted by squalor at 7:33 PM on April 16, 2009


Wait... why are we all assuming that chococat coined the phrase and not that this is the common terminology of the rope-and-pulley crowd?

Oh... for the sake of our collective sanity? I guess that works for me.
posted by Kattullus at 7:39 PM on April 16, 2009


My cousin hit me with a rock just above the eye when we were ten years old and he still says it was just a dirt cllod thanks a lot you ass hole for reminding me I still have a scar in my eyebrow where I got stitches IT WAS A ROCK YOU PRICK AND YOU KNEW IT TOO he has three kids now god I hate him that fucking texan
posted by yhbc at 7:41 PM on April 16, 2009 [2 favorites]


OK, I think I might have figured it out

i don't think so, "fat free black pie is simple and tasty...
posted by geos at 7:43 PM on April 16, 2009


They make black dildos, too.
posted by Miko at 7:44 PM on April 16, 2009


Never mind, I see what you mean. It's weird.
posted by Miko at 7:47 PM on April 16, 2009


Judge them by the content of their character, not the color of their dildo.
posted by Brandon Blatcher at 7:47 PM on April 16, 2009 [4 favorites]


why are we all assuming that chococat coined the phrase and not that this is the common terminology of the rope-and-pulley crowd?

because the google search started out at zero hits.

i think the SEO algorithms use some sort of "phrase"-rank test for a given keyword set i.e. googlesearch for sites with "fat, free, pie" take the highest ranking ones and use the phrases google selects out of them.

somewhere theres a very popular "fat free blueberry pie" recipe.
posted by geos at 7:47 PM on April 16, 2009


All I wanted was for us to laugh at a funny old movie. I swear!

NOW LOOK WHAT YOU'VE DONE, YOU SQUAMOUS BROCCOLI BUTTOCK! YOU'VE UNLOCKED THE PUTRID GATES OF SPURIOUS SWEARING AND CURSING! I JUST CUSSED OUT MY FUCKING CATS FOR BEING TOO CATLIKE! DID THEY DESERVE THAT? OK, YEAH, THEY DESERVED IT BECAUSE THEY'RE DUMB LITTLE HUNGRY SHIT FACTORIES BUT STILL I USUALLY JUST PET THE DUMB LITTLE HUNGRY SHIT FACTORIES AND THEN FEED THEM BUT NO NOW I FIND MYSELF IN THE KITCHEN CURSING AT THEM LIKE SOME KIND OF INTOXICATED SEA-FARING LABORER "HERE SHITTY KITTY KITTY! HERE SHITTY KITTY KITTY! DOES SHITTY KITTY WANT SOME NUMMY-NUMMY HORSE BUTTHOLES? FUCK YOU!" AND LETS JUST SAY THE CATS ARE FUCKING STARTLED AND CONFUSED, OK? THEY'LL PROBABLY PUKE SHIT ON MY PILLOW SOON ENOUGH ANYWAY.

MONKEYFUCK TWEED ASSBADGERS SHITSALAD FLEANIPPLES BELGIUM BUTTCAKE.

FUCK TEXAS!!! YEEEE HAW!
posted by loquacious at 7:50 PM on April 16, 2009 [19 favorites]


note also that a search for fat free blueberry pie get you very different results than one for "fat free blueberry pie"
posted by geos at 7:51 PM on April 16, 2009


assbutt
posted by netbros at 7:54 PM on April 16, 2009 [2 favorites]


"roped-up-testicles, pole-up-the-ass rigs and devices" is the final boss of the internet.
posted by Marisa Stole the Precious Thing at 7:57 PM on April 16, 2009 [7 favorites]


DAMN AND BLAST IT TO THE MOON, NETBROS, THANKS FOR THE NSFW TAG
posted by loquacious at 8:00 PM on April 16, 2009


T-minus 12 hours to a cortex tune called "Roped-up testicles, pole-up-the-ass rigs and devices." If I didn't have to go right now, I'd do one!
posted by ORthey at 8:10 PM on April 16, 2009


*click click click * You PREVERTS!!! *click click click * Ah... daaaaammmmnnnn!!!!!!

Man, chococat could be famous for a lot of things, but not THIS!!!!!!

Wow.
posted by snsranch at 8:13 PM on April 16, 2009


Golly.
posted by chococat at 8:14 PM on April 16, 2009 [11 favorites]


Some of the results predate chocoat's comment by months. It broke the internet, and bent time!
posted by Marisa Stole the Precious Thing at 8:17 PM on April 16, 2009 [1 favorite]


It's happened before.
posted by Burhanistan at 8:25 PM on April 16, 2009 [1 favorite]


Man, chococat could be famous for a lot of things, but not THIS!!!!!!

My thoughts exactly.
posted by micayetoca at 8:39 PM on April 16, 2009


GO FUCK A RAINBOW!
posted by Science! at 8:41 PM on April 16, 2009


Man, I wish I could do that. Sexy butt sex sex testicle fritter butts land asscake batman tape!

Now to sit back and watch the magic happen.


I thought metatalk was excluded from the general index, like amazonfail, you have to be here to search here?

super monkeybutt dildo panag curry whangdoodle berry smoothie of delight
posted by nomisxid at 8:54 PM on April 16, 2009


Shhht! This is a quiet thread.
posted by goodnewsfortheinsane at 8:59 PM on April 16, 2009



It's happened before.

And it will all happen again.


(that's it, that's all I got)
posted by JenMarie at 9:03 PM on April 16, 2009


GO FUCK A RAINBOW DASH
posted by ob at 9:04 PM on April 16, 2009 [1 favorite]


Shhht! This is a quiet thread.

IGNORE THIS AT YOUR PERIL *lights string of firecarckers*

OW, WTF? A TRANQUILIZER DART? FREE DRUGS? I DON'T WANT TO TAKE A NAP FUCK YOU!

*zzzz*
posted by loquacious at 9:05 PM on April 16, 2009


Then I switched over to being both delighted and terrified.

You wanna asplain it to me? Because I haven't got a clue what anybody's talking about here.
posted by stavrosthewonderchicken at 9:08 PM on April 16, 2009


Some of the results predate chocoat's comment by months.

So, like, what's going on?
posted by kosem at 9:44 PM on April 16, 2009


stavrosthewonderchicken: You wanna asplain it to me? Because I haven't got a clue what anybody's talking about here.

Chococat made a comment with a funny phrase that someone pointed out was the first time on the internet it had ever been used. Today, it's being used as a porn keyword.

It's funny.
posted by flatluigi at 10:20 PM on April 16, 2009 [1 favorite]


Not porn keyword - spam phrase.
posted by koeselitz at 10:21 PM on April 16, 2009 [1 favorite]


Dude, trippy.
posted by Phire at 10:35 PM on April 16, 2009


Metafilter: Not porn keyword - spam phrase.
posted by dersins at 10:43 PM on April 16, 2009 [3 favorites]


Chococat made a comment with a funny phrase that someone pointed out was the first time on the internet it had ever been used. Today, it's being used as a porn keyword.

Ah, I see. Thank you. Hell, if somebody started a thread for every time that had happened to me, we'd need a separate Metatalk category!
posted by stavrosthewonderchicken at 10:51 PM on April 16, 2009


Wow.
posted by CitrusFreak12 at 10:57 PM on April 16, 2009


thanks a lot you ass hole for reminding me I still have a scar in my eyebrow where I got stitches

OMG YHBC IS HARRY POTTER
posted by cortex (staff) at 11:16 PM on April 16, 2009 [1 favorite]


Fat Free Blueberry Pie

#The sound of cheesy funky music.

You want some cream on your blueberry pie, babe?
posted by Grangousier at 12:16 AM on April 17, 2009


"THANKS I JUST INVENTED IT THAT'LL BE 50 CENTS PER CITATION PLEASE ALSO NEED MORE GIN WILL SWEAR CREATIVELY FOR BOOZE YOU GREASY MARMOT STUFFER."

This is more what I expected when I met you, with the shouting I mean. Instead, it was noon and my girlfriend was ill and unhappy and German art wasn't cheering her up (she lacks the conqueror gene), and I think you were maybe hung over and everyone was trying to keep their voices down.
posted by klangklangston at 12:54 AM on April 17, 2009


Good luck working THAT line into a puritan webcomic, Iliad!
posted by DU at 4:15 AM on April 17, 2009 [4 favorites]


Don't you remember? This was the begging of our realm. It's because of the way those first three comments were arraigned. The letters, in certain sequences... The spacing and punctuation.

chococat invoked the spell. Admiral Haddock invoked immediately again, giving it the tiny shove to topple the waveform of random chance, and then Citrus... Oh, CitrusFreak12. Why did it have to be you? He created the warp. The wormhole. That's what created this... place. It ensnared us all.

We exist here within the roped-up-testicles-pole-up-the-ass collective. We are all shards of that shattered Once-Was, scattered to the ground across the Patterns of the Nine. We all manifest facets of the Patterns.

From the Codex of Faux Reality, chapter Rotato, verses Slapchop through Shamwow:
The Warrior confronts the enemy directly just as the Deciever approaches amicably from behind.
The Builder erects his fortificatons at the same instant the Destroyer seeks to raze.
The Juggernaut obliterates all with his crushing weight.
The Immolator seeks only to smother the world in flames.
Watching from afar, the deadly Hunter lays in wait.
And the Harbinger dances past them all to visit death upon the Healer.


And the cycle repeats nightly, yearly (occasionally interleaved with undead plagues), as the ones bound to this world await patiently for the Returning of the CitrusFreak Duodecimus. He is coming.

We are ready.
posted by Liver at 6:58 AM on April 17, 2009 [7 favorites]


has anyone thought to ask geos just WHY he was still searching for that phrase on google?? just wondering...
posted by HuronBob at 7:41 AM on April 17, 2009


Not really. I often google that phrase, or at least some variation of it.
posted by gman at 7:48 AM on April 17, 2009 [1 favorite]


ASSBUTT

Is an assbutt like a dickcock? or a titboob? or a pussytwat?
posted by spicynuts at 8:41 AM on April 17, 2009 [1 favorite]


or a pussytwat?

I think spicynuts has stumbled upon the best cat name since Chairman Miaow.
posted by The Whelk at 8:46 AM on April 17, 2009 [1 favorite]


All of my comments are barely legal, slippery wet porn spam phrases, and they're waiting for you!
posted by It's Raining Florence Henderson at 8:46 AM on April 17, 2009 [1 favorite]


I think spicynuts has stumbled upon the best cat name since Chairman Miaow.

What about Inspector Cat-dget?
posted by spicynuts at 8:50 AM on April 17, 2009


What about Inspector Cat-dget?

Doctor Claw.
posted by DU at 9:06 AM on April 17, 2009


Good job, chococat!
posted by The Great Big Mulp at 9:07 AM on April 17, 2009


Fidel Catsro.
posted by The Whelk at 9:07 AM on April 17, 2009


has anyone thought to ask geos just WHY he was still searching for that phrase on google?? just wondering...

I was just thinking that myself. It's interesting that geos contains a certain three letters plus another one that starts off the name of a certain popular search engine. Also, I think I saw a picture of geos on the fake moon landing set located behind the grassy knoll.

(But I think it was robinhoudt who searched it first, yes?)
posted by Sys Rq at 9:10 AM on April 17, 2009


Always use your SEO powers for the awesome.
posted by Devils Rancher at 9:13 AM on April 17, 2009


Adolf Whiskler

Also, "Pol Cat" would be good for a skunk.
posted by DU at 9:13 AM on April 17, 2009


to my knowledge, 'assbutt' originates on the simpsons. this link corroborates.
posted by barrett caulk at 9:15 AM on April 17, 2009


ShamMeow (you're going to love his nuts)
posted by DU at 9:23 AM on April 17, 2009


...BELGIUM...

I can't believe you went there, loquacious.

CHILL THE FUCK OUT DOINK-KNOCKER!!!
posted by Mister_A at 9:27 AM on April 17, 2009 [1 favorite]


yhbc, the exact same god damned thing happened to me at the same age.
posted by tehloki at 9:39 AM on April 17, 2009


Twee assbadgers, loquacious, not "tweed".

TWEE ASSBADGERS! TWEE! GODDAMMIT, GET IT RIGHT YOU FILTHY MUFFIN-STRANGLER.
posted by aramaic at 9:43 AM on April 17, 2009 [1 favorite]


Loquacicat.

Ceauşescat.

Al-Catdafi.
posted by The Whelk at 9:51 AM on April 17, 2009


*lights string of firecarckers*
posted by loquacious at 1:05 AM on April 17


I think you mean firecrappers.
posted by fish tick at 9:55 AM on April 17, 2009


Twee assbadgers, loquacious, not "tweed".


Hey, spoogenugget, he's forging new ground here. tweed is perfectly acceptable. revolutionary even. back off.
posted by spicynuts at 9:57 AM on April 17, 2009


Gatos Gatos-Bhouli.
posted by nebulawindphone at 10:18 AM on April 17, 2009 [2 favorites]


Thurston Meowell The Third


Ok....this thread is begging for closure at this point, no?
posted by spicynuts at 10:20 AM on April 17, 2009


Hey, you know what would be great names for cats? Lord & Lady Douchebag.
posted by Mister_A at 10:35 AM on April 17, 2009


AH, AN ALPHABET THREAD IN ALL CAPS WITH FUCKING CURSES!
posted by shmegegge at 10:53 AM on April 17, 2009


BASTARD!
posted by The Whelk at 10:55 AM on April 17, 2009 [1 favorite]


COCK
posted by ob at 10:57 AM on April 17, 2009


DICKTARDED DICKBAG MOTHERFUCKERS ON PREVIEW!
posted by Mister_A at 11:01 AM on April 17, 2009


ELEPHANTIASIS IS WHAT YOU DESERVE!
posted by The Whelk at 11:03 AM on April 17, 2009


Ok....this thread is begging for closure at this point, no?

maybe this will do it. i knew a guy once who called his cat Kunta Kittay. i know this place has a pretty high PC threshold, but for the record, it was a black cat. yikes.
posted by barrett caulk at 11:07 AM on April 17, 2009


FUCK YOU, FUCK THE SWAYBACKED NAG OF A FUCKING HORSE YOU RODE IN ON, FUCK THE SHITTY SADDLE AND ASSTARDED TACK ON YOUR FUCKED UP HORSE, FUCK THE FUCKASS FUCKING FOOD YOU FEED YOUR FUCKED UP HORSE, AND FUCK THE FUCKING ROAD YOU RODE ON.

fucktard.
posted by dersins at 11:09 AM on April 17, 2009


Levar Burton is perfectly happy with things being named Kunta ... it would be offensive if the cat's name wa "Toby"
posted by Julnyes at 11:16 AM on April 17, 2009


*was
posted by Julnyes at 11:17 AM on April 17, 2009


excellent point, julnyes. damn this hyperactive liberal conscience.
posted by barrett caulk at 11:17 AM on April 17, 2009


and what the hell: i have a good friend who completely innocently named his phantom-like black cat with freaky yellow eyes 'spook.' and had to have it explained to him why eyebrows raised every time he introduced the cat at parties, etc.
posted by barrett caulk at 11:21 AM on April 17, 2009


look, you jacknuts are impressed with yourselves cuz you can curse in alphabetical order? Fuck you in your cornholes. Do it alphabetically by USERNAME and then I'll be impressed.
posted by spicynuts at 11:24 AM on April 17, 2009


MeFites do it with snark.
posted by owtytrof at 11:49 AM on April 17, 2009


is no one else annoyed by the "...in which" formulation?
posted by Hat Maui at 11:52 AM on April 17, 2009


Kunta means exactly what you think it means in Icelandic. They didn't change the characters name or bleep it out or anything when it was shown in Iceland. Píka, as in Pikachu, means vagina in Icelandic. Didn't change Pikachu's name or had him say anything else as he gamboled about on Icelandic children's television.
posted by Kattullus at 12:00 PM on April 17, 2009 [2 favorites]


Well, duh, everything is a sexual innuendo in Icelandic. Reykjavík? Means exactly what you think it does.

The less said about Vatnsdalshólar, the better.
posted by aramaic at 12:09 PM on April 17, 2009 [1 favorite]


excellent point, julnyes. damn this hyperactive liberal conscience.
posted by barrett caulk at 2:17 PM on April 17 [+] [!]


ah it is better than having no conscience at all methinks.

also I would like to point out that I am the only person according to the internet to ever write "Great Balls of Mothra" ~ feel free to congratulate me profusely.
posted by Julnyes at 12:12 PM on April 17, 2009


CAN I JUST SAY THAT ASSBUTT IS LIKE THE FUNNIEST INSULT I'VE HEARD IN A LONG TIME?

So after I nearly got run over by some asshole in a Camaro, he circled the block, and then as he drove by me again, yelled out his window, "FUCK YOU, DICKFUCK!"

Wait. You're insulting me? For using my penis? To engage in intercourse? Oooooookay then.
posted by god hates math at 12:18 PM on April 17, 2009 [2 favorites]


Pikachu can store electricity in its cheeks and release it in lightning-based attacks.
posted by Sailormom at 12:19 PM on April 17, 2009


"I still have a scar in my eyebrow where I got stitches"

Hey, me too! (Although I did that to myself, jumping on the bed. OTOH, I gave my sister stitches throwing a spade at her head. In my defense, I wasn't aiming at her, I was aiming past her to scare her off because she was being so fucking annoying. In her defense, she was 6 at the time. 20+ years later, you can just barely see the scar below her hairline. My impressively bad aim is still the butt of jokes in the family.)
posted by epersonae at 12:23 PM on April 17, 2009


One of my cats is named for Pikachu.
posted by epersonae at 12:23 PM on April 17, 2009


There's also an old Icelandic rock song about "combing your hair into a píka", refering to the hair style most American's know as a duck's ass.
posted by Marisa Stole the Precious Thing at 12:32 PM on April 17, 2009


GOODGOD YOU FUCKING FUCKNUTS HAS EVERYBODY FORGOTTEN ABOUT THE ALLCAPS ALPHABET FUCKFEST????????????????
posted by slogger at 1:12 PM on April 17, 2009


HAGGIS FUCKING TASTES LIKE FUCKING CAT SHIT YOU SCOTTISH FUCKS! ASK ME HOW I KNOW THIS...
posted by Mister_A at 1:20 PM on April 17, 2009


IMBECILE BAT VOMIT FUCKERS EAT MY DINGLEBERRIE CREAM PIE WITH COCKBALLSTITGREASE YOU PIGRAPERS
posted by spicynuts at 1:29 PM on April 17, 2009


(am i doing it rite?)
posted by spicynuts at 1:30 PM on April 17, 2009


I knew a black kid named Toby. Poor guy. Right after Roots came out, the other kids would make the omiea-whatever for the whip-crack sound and say "Your name is Toby!" He would say "Yes it is. Your name is Racist Honkee."

The 70s were not the most enlightened time.
posted by double block and bleed at 1:30 PM on April 17, 2009


OH I SEE. YOU DICKNUTS DECIDED TO CHANGE THE MOTHERFUCKING SUBJECT. FUCKING DICKWEEDS. WHY DON'T YOU DOUCHEBAGS FULL OF INFECTED DIRTY CUNT WATER ALL DIE IN A FIERY SCHOOL BUS ACCIDENT?!

If you think that's good, wait until I light the 'Hat Signal and really flame out.
posted by double block and bleed at 1:42 PM on April 17, 2009


Go call your mother.
posted by Burhanistan at 1:52 PM on April 17, 2009


Call her what? Assbutt?
posted by dersins at 1:53 PM on April 17, 2009


In the future, everyone will be famous for 805 spam pages.
posted by lekvar at 2:05 PM on April 17, 2009 [2 favorites]


Why do you all assume those are spam pages?

Maybe someone saw that comment and thought "Wow, that's a nice name for my store. Lookout, Bed, Bath and Beyond!"
posted by qvantamon at 3:55 PM on April 17, 2009


MetaTalk: i think i may have lost perspective.
posted by shoesfullofdust at 5:24 PM on April 17, 2009


We have two cats, Wombat and Dickface.
posted by Skorgu at 5:52 PM on April 17, 2009


Q: You like sex? You are a person who likes the sex acts that we are currently engaged in?
A: Yes! I am! I like sex!
Q: You like sex! In fact, you are a person who likes sex as much as a prostitute likes sex!
A: YES I LIKE SEXY SEX AS IF IT WERE MY PROFESSION!! TELL ME MORE ABOUT IT
Q: YOU ENJOY THIS ACT YOU SEXY SEX PERSON etc.
posted by chimaera at 7:43 PM on April 17, 2009


"or a pussytwat"

I tawt I saw a…
posted by klangklangston at 10:26 AM on April 18, 2009


There is nothing I enjoy more than seeing an alphabet thread attempted, only to have it sputter and die.

ALPHABET THREADS are STRICTLY VERBOTEN!
posted by Meatbomb at 2:54 PM on April 18, 2009


To a spammer, the best phrase is one with a lot of google searches and no results. As Geos pointed out, there were originally no results for that phrase. But the comment that Geos points to in the original thread likely generated a lot of searches using that phrase with no results. Spammer gold.

My guess is that if you wanted to see more of this sort of thing (you don't) you would link to google searches for nonsense phrases in the blue. Regarding fat free blueberry pie, I would think that a lot of people want a good recipe for it but nobody has one (lots of searches, no results). Quick googling confirms that recipes for fat-free pie crust will likely lead to something that does not taste good.
posted by The Loch Ness Monster at 5:16 PM on April 18, 2009 [1 favorite]


ALPHABET THREADS are STRICTLY VERBOTEN!

But I just learned of them last week!

You know who else declared things VERBOTEN? Hitler, that's who. Frikkin' Adolph frikkin' Hitler.
posted by longsleeves at 8:24 PM on April 18, 2009


Once the current alphabet thread finishes up in a few days, all further attempts to alphabetize the comments will result in punching in the face over IP.
posted by Burhanistan at 9:00 PM on April 18, 2009


Hitler, that's who.

Is this something I'd have to have watched any given half hour of the History Channel to understand?

posted by cortex (staff) at 11:23 PM on April 18, 2009


Well, yes.
posted by longsleeves at 12:30 AM on April 19, 2009


Jeez.
posted by longsleeves at 12:32 AM on April 19, 2009


Well, yes.

I think you mean: Jawohl.
posted by languagehat at 2:24 PM on April 19, 2009


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