Today I was using you, and I resized a window I had open to a server I have on you. Right at that second my server broke, right as I resized that window. I don't know if it was a coincidence, or whether resizing the window made the server address some distant piece of memory it doesn't usually address, but something happened that led to a series events where lots of mechanical things broke, or finnished their previously-started breaking, or at least they decided to make it apparent that they were broken. All I know is I had a nice night planned until that, and now I am sleepy and I owe some americans 800 dollars and counting. Internet, you
suck. I oughta beat you up so bad.
p.s. the moral is, never resize any windows.