Life Matter: Whoa Time February 17, 2012 1:36 PM   Subscribe

What's a fun anagram of your username? Mine scrambles into Daily Nonstop and Dons Ponytail both of which seem apt. Who is Orienting Enfranchised Loners? Whose alter-ego is the Hit Run Shopkeeper? Who Yens Jams? There is no Ell Poop Cabal! Which one of you Gobbled Poison Rice? Was it the Glaze Raven?
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From now on I will only answer to Hate Unshod.
posted by headnsouth at 1:39 PM on February 17, 2012 [3 favorites]


Anagrams for: thorzdad

No anagrams found.
posted by Thorzdad at 1:39 PM on February 17, 2012


rox, etc
posted by cortex (staff) at 1:39 PM on February 17, 2012 [5 favorites]


2 bulk cups
posted by 2bucksplus at 1:40 PM on February 17, 2012 [1 favorite]


Shat Iran bun.
posted by Burhanistan at 1:40 PM on February 17, 2012


Yup, none for me either.
posted by jbickers at 1:41 PM on February 17, 2012


Abs or Men. From amongst 227.
posted by ambrosen at 1:42 PM on February 17, 2012


Well, I'm an Odd Fly.
posted by Floydd at 1:42 PM on February 17, 2012 [1 favorite]


But wait! If I do Swedish, I can be Brck Ej Is. That makes me feel better.
posted by jbickers at 1:42 PM on February 17, 2012


Yup, none found for me either.

On another note, my username spelled backwards is the acronym for the province of Newfoundland and Labrador!
posted by LN at 1:43 PM on February 17, 2012 [1 favorite]


ngg [Gore]

[fixed, added warning to post about onomatopoietic sounds of passion -restless_nomad]
posted by Greg Nog at 1:43 PM on February 17, 2012 [9 favorites]


Apparently I'm a Hairy Cob.
posted by Chairboy at 1:45 PM on February 17, 2012


I don't know whether I like Fetal Tonic or Cattle Info more.
posted by Falconetti at 1:45 PM on February 17, 2012


I'm not sure if mime porno or porno mime is better.
posted by MrMoonPie at 1:46 PM on February 17, 2012 [5 favorites]


El Rump
posted by Rumple at 1:46 PM on February 17, 2012


Avian Pact

A Pi Cat Van

A Vain Pact

A Vat Panic
posted by vacapinta at 1:47 PM on February 17, 2012


Coquette, I. Yo.
posted by quiet coyote at 1:47 PM on February 17, 2012 [1 favorite]


Mime porno, how is that even a question?
posted by Snarl Furillo at 1:49 PM on February 17, 2012 [3 favorites]


CAROB!
posted by COBRA! at 1:49 PM on February 17, 2012 [8 favorites]


A Belated Ether Rumor
A Beamed Hotter Ruler
A Bartered Other Mule
A Rebated Mother Lure
A Rambler Uttered Hoe

and then I broke the server.
posted by le morte de bea arthur at 1:51 PM on February 17, 2012


I sadly must report that I am anagramless.
posted by jonmc at 1:52 PM on February 17, 2012


Iran For Lulls
posted by Snarl Furillo at 1:53 PM on February 17, 2012 [4 favorites]


23 kidoos
posted by 23skidoo at 1:53 PM on February 17, 2012 [1 favorite]


eel
posted by lee at 1:53 PM on February 17, 2012 [6 favorites]


Makes Rotten
Steak Mentor (or Stake Mentor -- perhaps a Watcher?)
Maestro Kent will totally be my sockpuppet
A Merest Knot
A Street Monk

and Meerkat Snot.
posted by katemonster at 1:53 PM on February 17, 2012 [6 favorites]


I sadly must report that I am anagramless.
posted by jonmc at 1:52 PM on February 17


Nom J.C.
posted by 2bucksplus at 1:54 PM on February 17, 2012 [3 favorites]


Just discovered that if you do a Google search for anagram, it'll ask you if you meant "nag a ram."
posted by Iridic at 1:55 PM on February 17, 2012 [8 favorites]


I'm afraid mine won't have an anagram.
posted by cp311 at 1:55 PM on February 17, 2012


Wurd.
To ya mutha.
posted by Dr. Wu at 1:56 PM on February 17, 2012 [4 favorites]


I'm not sure if mime porno or porno mime is better.

No, OP, rim me.

I sadly must report that I am anagramless.

Con MJ.
posted by cortex (staff) at 1:56 PM on February 17, 2012 [2 favorites]


Re-spruces
Repercuss
Per curses
posted by supercres at 1:57 PM on February 17, 2012


...
posted by P.o.B. at 1:59 PM on February 17, 2012


Threesome Enter Oven

What do I win?
posted by roomthreeseventeen at 1:59 PM on February 17, 2012 [8 favorites]


Cliff bond.
posted by bondcliff at 1:59 PM on February 17, 2012 [1 favorite]


nutty slanderer gets set
deletes angst, rents yurt
tyrant resented gutless
nerdy rant settles guest
sad regents try teen slut
taters lust dents energy
posted by strangely stunted trees at 1:59 PM on February 17, 2012 [6 favorites]


Me! Me! I'm the Glaze Raven!
posted by Navelgazer at 1:59 PM on February 17, 2012 [2 favorites]


Sallow Ram Torpor. And about a gajillion others.
posted by alltomorrowsparties at 2:00 PM on February 17, 2012


Blunder Fly

Seems appropriate.
posted by brundlefly at 2:00 PM on February 17, 2012


jorgensenc
posted by cjorgensen at 2:01 PM on February 17, 2012


"Hitler Biped Pooh Risk"

Some kind of obscure weather warning? "And, for listeners in Boone county, there's a risk of Hitler biped pooh - that drive home might get unpleasant."
posted by Philosopher Dirtbike at 2:02 PM on February 17, 2012 [5 favorites]


TO SIZE ELK
posted by koeselitz at 2:03 PM on February 17, 2012 [3 favorites]


Aboard Helmet Ureter
Heartbeat Dome Ruler
Treatable Deer Humor
More Tetrahedra Lube
Maltreated Rube Hero
Aerated Tremble Hour
Alarmed Brute Hetero
Oatmeal Tuber Herder
Amaretto Beer Hurdle
Amateur Deer Brothel
Doable Urethra Metre

Most of mine have either 'hetero' or 'urethra' in them...
posted by le morte de bea arthur at 2:03 PM on February 17, 2012


Butt Fuzzy Goop.
posted by Pogo_Fuzzybutt at 2:03 PM on February 17, 2012 [3 favorites]


Soon just a bum.
posted by monju_bosatsu at 2:04 PM on February 17, 2012 [2 favorites]


A Snide.

heh
posted by Dasein at 2:06 PM on February 17, 2012


Of Tush I Eject ____
posted by The ____ of Justice at 2:06 PM on February 17, 2012 [6 favorites]


No hymn, huh?
posted by Houyhnhnm at 2:07 PM on February 17, 2012 [1 favorite]


Johnny Gunn
posted by JohnnyGunn at 2:07 PM on February 17, 2012


1. My real name
2. Nixon Lied
posted by LionIndex at 2:08 PM on February 17, 2012 [2 favorites]


Mxyzptlk!
posted by jozxyqk at 2:08 PM on February 17, 2012 [2 favorites]


Autism Jinni
posted by jim in austin at 2:09 PM on February 17, 2012 [3 favorites]


pfft.

1 found. Displaying all:
Land Crunch

posted by crunchland at 2:11 PM on February 17, 2012 [2 favorites]


Wealth Gas
posted by Hlewagast at 2:12 PM on February 17, 2012


My username is boring, but my real name is Ninja Sneer Fiasco. Which is also going to be my band's name.
posted by desjardins at 2:13 PM on February 17, 2012 [3 favorites]


Japed On
posted by jpdoane at 2:13 PM on February 17, 2012


dam finder
posted by dfriedman at 2:14 PM on February 17, 2012


Holy Hell: 15477 found!

Accurate ones:

1. Alcoholic Me Guy
2. Comical Hoe Ugly
3. Macho Coil Gluey
4. Hoagy Collie Cum (!)
5. Loyal Comic Huge
posted by coolguymichael at 2:14 PM on February 17, 2012 [1 favorite]


Liars Fun Roll
La Florin Slur
Nail Surf Roll
Oral Fun Rills
posted by Snarl Furillo at 2:15 PM on February 17, 2012


I quit being end well so I could become one fell swoop.

That said,
Flee Pool Snow.
Eel Wolf Spoon. (an unpleasant mental image)
Spleen Of Wool. (not a very vital organ)
Ow! Fool Spleen!
No Fowl Elopes.
So Peon Fellow.
Owl Felon Pose.
We Pool Felons. (a nice motto for a prison)
Ole Spoon Flew.
Solo Flew Open. (Han, we never knew!)
Few Lone Polos.
Woes Of Pollen. (official mascot of hay fever season)
Lone Wolf Pose. (it should be my portrait pic)
Oleo News Flop. (I can't believe it's not butter...)
Spool of Newel. (whatever that is, it sounds good)
No Pee Follows.
Lone Fool Spew.
New Fool Lopes.
Low Fee, No Slop!
Sleep Now, Fool. (okay.)
posted by oneswellfoop at 2:15 PM on February 17, 2012 [5 favorites]


None for me :(
posted by ThePinkSuperhero at 2:15 PM on February 17, 2012


Infusing Mods
posted by found missing at 2:16 PM on February 17, 2012 [1 favorite]


Lass Nukes
Ska Unless
Leaks Suns
Elk Ass Sun
Sane Sulks
As Elks Sun
posted by klausness at 2:17 PM on February 17, 2012


Huh. Really?

High road
posted by Ghidorah at 2:17 PM on February 17, 2012 [2 favorites]


"None for me :"
ThePinkSuperhero


Hmmm... my calulations are off. or are you trying to throw me off your trail... HIT RUN SHOPKEEPER?
posted by not_on_display at 2:18 PM on February 17, 2012 [8 favorites]


My username is so short, I thought there wouldn't be any. But a couple of them are pretty good...

Hi Lippy
Hip I Ply
posted by philipy at 2:19 PM on February 17, 2012


Huh, I've been meaning to try out that okcupid thing and some of my anagrams might work for okc usernames. "Assume Ya Lied" seems a little hostile though.
posted by easilyamused at 2:20 PM on February 17, 2012


Anagrammatically speaking, I'm: .a shaky bio.

You should presume that most of my profile page is full of exaggerations and out-and-out lies.
posted by .kobayashi. at 2:21 PM on February 17, 2012 [2 favorites]


ThePinkSuperhero: “None for me :(”

I, THE PENPUSHER, ROK
posted by koeselitz at 2:22 PM on February 17, 2012 [1 favorite]


ribald hope
posted by bardophile at 2:22 PM on February 17, 2012 [3 favorites]


Anal dis.
posted by saladin at 2:23 PM on February 17, 2012 [2 favorites]


Mr. Sus
posted by russm at 2:23 PM on February 17, 2012


DICK HOLD ARMADA
posted by Admiral Haddock at 2:23 PM on February 17, 2012 [12 favorites]


Hit Run Shopkeeper

Even after I realized this couldn't be me I still tried to figure out whether it was me.
posted by shakespeherian at 2:24 PM on February 17, 2012


Via ire or pint, which aptly describes the channels and sources of my logorrhea.
posted by invitapriore at 2:25 PM on February 17, 2012 [2 favorites]


Still trying to figure out Orienting Enfranchised Loners and Gobbled Poison Rice. Are these obvious to anyone else?
posted by Navelgazer at 2:26 PM on February 17, 2012


harelip bod is another interesting alternative...
posted by bardophile at 2:26 PM on February 17, 2012 [1 favorite]


Using my totally valid alternative spelling (not cheating!) I got an interesting mix of medievalisms, hardboiled detective fiction, and some vaguely Western tropes: Mean Gal Ed, A Man Ledge, Damn Eagle, Dame Angel, Ad Melange, and Mead Angel.

Standard form didn't offer much: Nail Mud, Maul Din, and Lad in Um.

I need a hug.
posted by maudlin at 2:28 PM on February 17, 2012


Still trying to figure out Orienting Enfranchised Loners and Gobbled Poison Rice. Are these obvious to anyone else?

Oh oh oh oh let's put them in the anagramizer! Let's do it let's do it let's do it okay!
posted by Snarl Furillo at 2:28 PM on February 17, 2012


I wish you all Eased Rumpus this fine weekend!
posted by supermedusa at 2:28 PM on February 17, 2012 [1 favorite]


all of my anagrams sound really unpleasant
posted by scruss at 2:29 PM on February 17, 2012


damn! I didnt even notice at first: 3765 found. Displaying first 1000
posted by supermedusa at 2:30 PM on February 17, 2012


Anagrams for: GobbledPoisonRice

Input too long (17 letters).

The permitted input length (maximum 35 letters) varies depending on the server load. Currently it's limited to 14 letters.


Nooooo! weeps bitterly.
posted by Snarl Furillo at 2:30 PM on February 17, 2012


Orange shah
Ho near hags
He has organ
Ha, he groans
posted by hangashore at 2:33 PM on February 17, 2012


a.k.a. Snob
posted by Kabanos at 2:34 PM on February 17, 2012 [2 favorites]


y cods!
posted by scody at 2:35 PM on February 17, 2012 [3 favorites]


Home Hurts

Wow. that's like the "for sale: baby shoes, never worn" of username anagrams.
posted by horsemuth at 2:36 PM on February 17, 2012 [11 favorites]


Feh. You all and your long username privilege.
posted by Zed at 2:37 PM on February 17, 2012


Hahah, did anyone else notice this? I usually get to the anagram finder by searching "anagram finder", but this time I figured it would work if I just searched for 'anagram'

Anyway, my name is pretty short so there aren't that many anagrams Deli om, I om LED, or maybe I el mod could work, a if I was a spanglish speaking mod.
posted by delmoi at 2:37 PM on February 17, 2012


(What was the horse's non sequitur?) A Nay Oddity.
(What did the Philadelphian think of the doily commercial?) Ad Dainty, Yo.
(While you had a froggy day out, I had a) Toady Day In.
posted by dayintoday at 2:37 PM on February 17, 2012 [1 favorite]


> Input too long (17 letters)

Maybe we're related! I'm Input too long (21 letters).
posted by The corpse in the library at 2:37 PM on February 17, 2012


It seems we've done this before, and I was disturbed and amused by the pattern in mine then, too.

Usual Anal Oboists
Also Bails Out Anus
About Ass Allusion

etc.
posted by Balonious Assault at 2:38 PM on February 17, 2012 [1 favorite]


I get nothing.
posted by ODiV at 2:39 PM on February 17, 2012 [10 favorites]


Decaf Retort
posted by tractorfeed at 2:40 PM on February 17, 2012


Okay. Figured out Gobbled Poison Rice. One left.
posted by Navelgazer at 2:40 PM on February 17, 2012


Input too long

This one allows longer inputs.
posted by klausness at 2:41 PM on February 17, 2012


Haulage gnat
Algae naught
A Galena thug
A haggle tuna

And the best:

Ah, neat Gulag!
posted by languagehat at 2:41 PM on February 17, 2012 [6 favorites]


Nevermind. Got 'em all now, I think.
posted by Navelgazer at 2:44 PM on February 17, 2012


Abuse Forum List
Rabies Foul Smut
Blase Fruit Sumo
Usable Fur Moist
posted by Mister Fabulous at 2:46 PM on February 17, 2012


Nevermind. Got 'em all now, I think.

YOU ARE A MEANIE IF YOU DON'T SHARE WITH THE CLASS AND YOU CAN'T COME TO MY BIRTHDAY PARTY SO THERE.

what no work's going fine no deadlines i feel great, not under any pressure at all why do you ask
posted by Snarl Furillo at 2:46 PM on February 17, 2012


damn! I'd like to see how many (and what) results 'harryconnickjrmints would get...but sounds like their server would choke :P
posted by supermedusa at 2:46 PM on February 17, 2012


Bean Orgy.

I hate this game.
posted by Rangeboy at 2:48 PM on February 17, 2012 [3 favorites]


YOU ARE A MEANIE IF YOU DON'T SHARE WITH THE CLASS AND YOU CAN'T COME TO MY BIRTHDAY PARTY SO THERE.


Fine.

SPOILERS! SPOILERS!

not_on_display
Its Raining Florence Henderson
ThePinkSuperhero
jessamyn
Cool Papa Bell
robocop_is_bleeding
Navelgazer
posted by Navelgazer at 2:48 PM on February 17, 2012


A Job Lose I

ruh roh.
posted by joe lisboa at 2:49 PM on February 17, 2012 [4 favorites]


The anagram finder didn't give me any, but I realized:

I'm OK.
posted by Miko at 2:51 PM on February 17, 2012 [26 favorites]


robocop_is_bleeding

my plan to reverse engineer that one hit a wall pretty fast. "scribbled opine goo" is apparently not a very popular choice for a mefi username.

hey i think my eye stopped twitching is all good nao
posted by Snarl Furillo at 2:51 PM on February 17, 2012


Irate Desk
posted by Diskeater at 2:51 PM on February 17, 2012 [2 favorites]


Yen Sly
posted by Lynsey at 2:52 PM on February 17, 2012


Anagrams for: zarq

No anagrams found.



*weeps*
posted by zarq at 2:53 PM on February 17, 2012


You may all address me as Bouffant Tit from now on.
posted by Faint of Butt at 2:55 PM on February 17, 2012 [9 favorites]


Chris Vreeland is an anagram of my username.
posted by Devils Rancher at 2:56 PM on February 17, 2012 [4 favorites]


What's a fun anagram of your username?

Me Tell No Lies.
posted by Tell Me No Lies at 2:56 PM on February 17, 2012


Relic Zen Monk
posted by L. Ron McKenzie at 2:57 PM on February 17, 2012 [1 favorite]


Plunges. That is all.
posted by Splunge at 2:57 PM on February 17, 2012 [3 favorites]


Horny, I Rim Car.

oh god, and that's with my actual name
posted by Rory Marinich at 2:59 PM on February 17, 2012 [17 favorites]


Rory Marinich: "Horny, I Rim Car."

*falls over laughing*
posted by zarq at 3:01 PM on February 17, 2012 [3 favorites]


Scene: Ice Keg
posted by sciencegeek at 3:02 PM on February 17, 2012 [2 favorites]


I am one lucky hobgoblin to have so many anagrams. Some:
lobbing ho
bong lib ho
bob nigh lo
bob ling ho
bob holing

Nothing great. The original is best
posted by Hobgoblin at 3:02 PM on February 17, 2012


I broke the server! But A few choice selections:

Reweighed, host thrusts through.

Edge whore thought, "Shits hurts".

Whore hedgehog hush Tit Trusts.
posted by His thoughts were red thoughts at 3:05 PM on February 17, 2012


Anagrams for: zarq

No anagrams found.


Man, people will be lining up to make fun of you for that. Sort of a raz q.
posted by FishBike at 3:07 PM on February 17, 2012 [9 favorites]


A Cad Ed Peen Milk Skirt Mojo

Bummer that it only goes to 33 letters right now.
posted by spikeleemajortomdickandharryconnickjrmints at 3:07 PM on February 17, 2012


Potter. I am the one!
posted by Petrot at 3:09 PM on February 17, 2012 [1 favorite]


I got "HE I RIM TOSS." Which is bad, but not as bad as the one I get for my real name: "BUM POLLUTANT."
posted by hermitosis at 3:11 PM on February 17, 2012 [3 favorites]


FLORT

FORT L

FL ROT
posted by ROTFL at 3:17 PM on February 17, 2012 [1 favorite]


I got "HE I RIM TOSS." Which is bad, but not as bad as the one I get for my real name: "BUM POLLUTANT."

I was thinking about challenging you to a RIM WAR over this and then I reread it and now I think I'm just gonna slowly back off.
posted by Rory Marinich at 3:17 PM on February 17, 2012 [5 favorites]


Amazingly enough, nothing for 'kmz'.
posted by kmz at 3:18 PM on February 17, 2012


Ink a bear.

(Well, okay, but only if you bell the cat. /rimshot)
posted by bakerina at 3:19 PM on February 17, 2012 [1 favorite]


ie: rimshots
posted by hermitosis at 3:22 PM on February 17, 2012 [3 favorites]


bike fish
fib hikes
fib sheik
fibs hike
fib eh ski
fib he ski

I'm not sure I want to be the fib sheik. But I guess if I claimed to be, that would be a good way to start?
posted by FishBike at 3:23 PM on February 17, 2012


aaaaaand my 10,000th favorite is awarded for a joke about butts
posted by Rory Marinich at 3:24 PM on February 17, 2012 [4 favorites]


Naughty: Coy Pink Tits
Favorite: Synoptic Kit
posted by pointystick at 3:24 PM on February 17, 2012 [2 favorites]


BURP GET MEGALITH

Also:
Math Gerbil Getup
A Bi Phlegm Gutter
Trample Eight Bug
Bigger Hump Latte
Graphite Belt Gum
Hip Tablet Mugger

...
Tight Rump Beagle
posted by The Great Big Mulp at 3:25 PM on February 17, 2012 [3 favorites]


Sadism.

Mad sis.

Ass dim.
posted by dismas at 3:26 PM on February 17, 2012 [1 favorite]


Methanes wet gig

(just another Saturday night)
posted by thewestinggame at 3:29 PM on February 17, 2012


Frank's Grime
Farmer Kings
Franks Me Rig
Far Germs Ink
Mark Serf Gin
Ram Serf King
Ran Keg Firms
posted by Frank Grimes at 3:31 PM on February 17, 2012


May cut, leer.

You've been warned.
posted by amy lecteur at 3:31 PM on February 17, 2012 [2 favorites]


A Junco's beak

(I took the liberty of adding an apostrophe)
posted by beau jackson at 3:32 PM on February 17, 2012 [2 favorites]


"Obama's Bomb"

Pretty sure this is what kept me from winning the Iowa Republican Caucus.
posted by sambosambo at 3:32 PM on February 17, 2012 [4 favorites]


When i was released from exile I did consider coming back as Ed Cain.
posted by Decani at 3:32 PM on February 17, 2012


A ninja kart cop
posted by Captain Najork at 3:33 PM on February 17, 2012


tack 'em in!
posted by mintcake! at 3:33 PM on February 17, 2012


Captain Ass Mill
A Claimant Slips
Limns A Scat Pail
posted by plastic_animals at 3:34 PM on February 17, 2012 [1 favorite]


KISS Armada

Isn't that actually a thing of some kind?
posted by darksasami at 3:34 PM on February 17, 2012 [6 favorites]


Doc Felch
posted by ColdChef at 3:36 PM on February 17, 2012 [11 favorites]


Actually, that should say "Osama's Bomb."

And that's what will keep me from winning any future democratic nomination as well.
posted by sambosambo at 3:37 PM on February 17, 2012


SIZEABLE DIRT

someone has been peeking under my couch apparently
posted by elizardbits at 3:41 PM on February 17, 2012 [3 favorites]


Whelk The.
posted by The Whelk at 3:41 PM on February 17, 2012


Oh, man:

Unreal/Doom Tour
Moan Louder Tour
Autumn Door Lore (rolls off the tongue, that one)
Our Mature Loon
posted by neuromodulator at 3:42 PM on February 17, 2012


Toe, ye monks!
Keystone Om;
Smoke ye not,
Knot ye some.
posted by MonkeyToes at 3:44 PM on February 17, 2012 [2 favorites]


A Kicky Sperm!
posted by mykescipark at 3:44 PM on February 17, 2012 [3 favorites]


Oddly enough, it's my wife's pet name for me: Engorging Stye
posted by Gygesringtone at 3:47 PM on February 17, 2012 [2 favorites]


Deviance Grotto
Garotted Novice
A Vectored Ingot
A Corvette Dingo
Caged Otter Vino
Advice Rotten Go
Acid Groove Tent
Reactive God Not
Creative God Not
posted by doctor_negative at 3:47 PM on February 17, 2012


jjijjjjjjjjjjjj
posted by jjjjjjjijjjjjjj at 3:47 PM on February 17, 2012 [6 favorites]


Beatifies A Sloth Nun.

And so help me, Beatifies Anus Nth Lo.
posted by St. Alia of the Bunnies at 3:49 PM on February 17, 2012 [8 favorites]


ColdChef: "Doc Felch"

This sounds like the worst pulp adventure hero ever.
posted by brundlefly at 3:49 PM on February 17, 2012 [6 favorites]


Bunnies Eats Hat Foil, while we are at it.
posted by St. Alia of the Bunnies at 3:51 PM on February 17, 2012 [1 favorite]


Over 400 for me! I struck it rich finally : goldsmith uh ...
posted by mightshould at 3:51 PM on February 17, 2012


Am I a Kimmi?
A Kimmi I am!
Am I Kim? I am!
Kim. I am! I am!

That's all I got.
posted by iamkimiam at 3:53 PM on February 17, 2012 [7 favorites]


Soft lad, fun? - duh.
posted by HandfulOfDust at 3:56 PM on February 17, 2012


Opined Goo Scribble
posted by robocop is bleeding at 4:04 PM on February 17, 2012


^ gobbled poison rice
posted by not_on_display at 4:08 PM on February 17, 2012 [2 favorites]


A Bi Phlegm Gutter

So much for dinner.
posted by Splunge at 4:09 PM on February 17, 2012


iamkimiam: "Am I a Kimmi?
A Kimmi I am!
Am I Kim? I am!
Kim. I am! I am!

That's all I got.
"

That's the new Metallica cover by Miami Kami.
posted by not_on_display at 4:11 PM on February 17, 2012


Baa nag no. Excellent!
posted by Go Banana at 4:13 PM on February 17, 2012


Sexual need? Otter growth.
posted by enlarged to show texture at 4:14 PM on February 17, 2012 [8 favorites]



Tattered Holy!
Death Lottery!
Treated Hotly!
Yea Throttled!

I am so fuckin' metal you guys \m/
posted by The otter lady at 4:15 PM on February 17, 2012 [4 favorites]


"Who the fuck you calling a spick, mang?" -Tony Montana
posted by gman at 4:22 PM on February 17, 2012 [1 favorite]


Ooh! An anagram: Bad Cum-Ninja! 49er kid is too pitiable!
posted by East Manitoba Regional Junior Kabaddi Champion '94 at 4:23 PM on February 17, 2012 [5 favorites]


Pure Macho Lore.
posted by Horace Rumpole at 4:32 PM on February 17, 2012 [6 favorites]


What a coincidence, mine is my real name!

Also:

Romanced Yell
Menace Drolly
Lace Modernly (a corset shop in etsy)
Macron Yelled
Mend Yo Cellar
Made Corn Yell

And my favorites, My Nerd Locale and Local Nerdy Me.
posted by clearlydemon at 4:34 PM on February 17, 2012 [2 favorites]


Aqua Add Reek
posted by A dead Quaker at 4:41 PM on February 17, 2012


I seem to have chosen a username with a high number of high-frequency letters. So it reports "93839 found".

So I can choose from the pleasantly surreal:
Bassinet Tours
Boasters Units
Substrate Ions
Botanists Ruse
Obtains Estrus
Baton Tsurises
Boat Rustiness
Senoritas Bust
Retsinas Bouts
Anises Turbots
Sassier Button
Artiness Bouts
or the surprisingly mundane:
Notarises Stub
Raises Buttons
Absent Suitors
but I think my favorite is
Airbus Stetson
which sounds like a Captain Beefheart title.
posted by benito.strauss at 4:43 PM on February 17, 2012 [5 favorites]


Jeremy's iron
posted by Paragon at 4:43 PM on February 17, 2012 [5 favorites]


Nimblest otter!
Rottenest limb!
Bitter elm snot!
and
Entombs litter! (which I do. This is my job in our house: Scoopy Pooperella.)
posted by LobsterMitten at 4:44 PM on February 17, 2012


Radioing in.
Aiding Iron.
Ordaining I.
Rigid Anion
posted by IndigoRain at 4:44 PM on February 17, 2012


PIG RUSH
posted by griphus at 4:48 PM on February 17, 2012 [3 favorites]


...also my real name anagrams to "Brave Orgy King".
posted by griphus at 4:50 PM on February 17, 2012 [1 favorite]


My Bee Crew Goes.

I go nowhere without my bee crew, you hear me???
posted by Eyebrows McGee at 4:51 PM on February 17, 2012 [5 favorites]


Just call me: Mr Nun Toy.

Urghh!
posted by run"monty at 4:57 PM on February 17, 2012


Ribald Grin.

I win!
posted by DarlingBri at 4:57 PM on February 17, 2012 [1 favorite]


Gin gimlet, sir.
posted by smilingtiger at 5:00 PM on February 17, 2012 [3 favorites]


Ashamed Hence
posted by hamandcheese at 5:01 PM on February 17, 2012 [1 favorite]


Filthy High Tit Elf
Hi Lefty, Lift Thigh
The Iffy Tight Hill
The Filthy Flight I (much better than the sequels)
posted by filthy light thief at 5:05 PM on February 17, 2012


Threatens!
posted by threeants at 5:07 PM on February 17, 2012 [1 favorite]


When Hit Byte,
Net Bit Eh Why,
They Hint Web

fucking contract web development anxiety is stalking me all day, I see
posted by stagewhisper at 5:12 PM on February 17, 2012


Part of my job as Director of Graduate Studies requires checking for MLA style. Under the circumstances, Jam Thesis Ow seems appropriate.
posted by thomas j wise at 5:24 PM on February 17, 2012 [2 favorites]


When Liz Fraser finally gets over herself and the Cocteau Twins do a proper reunion, we've got lyrics for their next 100 albums here...
posted by mykescipark at 5:25 PM on February 17, 2012 [4 favorites]


Fire Sex Goo Guru
posted by furiousxgeorge at 5:27 PM on February 17, 2012 [2 favorites]


Carnal Bend Throb
&
Darn Than Cobbler

That means something, no doubt.
posted by Brandon Blatcher at 5:30 PM on February 17, 2012 [2 favorites]


Sneak enote
posted by Toekneesan at 5:34 PM on February 17, 2012 [1 favorite]


Cape Ninja
posted by janepanic at 5:37 PM on February 17, 2012 [1 favorite]


652. hilarious!
posted by 256 at 5:39 PM on February 17, 2012 [6 favorites]


I Am Sob Girl

...oh, jeez louise...
posted by Iris Gambol at 5:40 PM on February 17, 2012 [2 favorites]


Jimmy Dr. 11.
posted by drjimmy11 at 5:40 PM on February 17, 2012


Neon Wok On You
posted by nooneyouknow at 5:41 PM on February 17, 2012 [1 favorite]


Oh, hey!
posted by heyho at 5:49 PM on February 17, 2012 [2 favorites]


I have been thinking for a while now, now that I am King of Albania, I really should get around to deciding upon my regnal name. Leka II would definitely be too confusing, due to the pretender to my throne who goes by that name. Zog II? I'd get too many "Kneel Before Zog" jokes. So I've been having a hard time coming up with an appropriate one. But now I have it:

El Funk I
posted by Flunkie at 5:52 PM on February 17, 2012 [3 favorites]


crater ... kinda boring with 6 letters.
posted by carter at 5:56 PM on February 17, 2012 [1 favorite]


Oy! Kin.

(Slim pickings).
posted by yoink at 6:05 PM on February 17, 2012


At A Ass Pat
posted by astapasta24 at 6:05 PM on February 17, 2012


Data Chanting Liar? Cranial Data Thing? A Cardinal at Night!
posted by ThatCanadianGirl at 6:06 PM on February 17, 2012 [1 favorite]


Elf X. Which is my super-secret spy name. I think.
posted by flex at 6:07 PM on February 17, 2012 [1 favorite]


his

not very exciting.....
posted by ish__ at 6:12 PM on February 17, 2012


Mine is good for this! Some of many:

Obscene Lewd Morel
Bronco Smelled Ewe
Bed Welcomes Loner
Once resembled owl
Dweebs come enroll
Bordello Scene Mew
posted by needs more cowbell at 6:14 PM on February 17, 2012 [4 favorites]


My favorite: Batman Went Shrug.

*Christian Bale Batman voice* "Meh."
posted by That's Numberwang! at 6:24 PM on February 17, 2012 [9 favorites]


Which is the most appropriate?

Darkest 'Fro
Far Dos Trek
Faster Dork
Stroked Far
Softer Dark

A Dork Frets
Oh yeah, that's the one.
posted by DarkForest at 6:46 PM on February 17, 2012 [2 favorites]


Dry Pooh Itch

olive syrup
Yo! S'up, liver?
Oil us, pervy

posted by hydrophonic at 6:46 PM on February 17, 2012 [2 favorites]


Iced Dingo Zone
Ice Den Gin Zoo
posted by cozenedindigo at 7:09 PM on February 17, 2012 [1 favorite]


icy moon
posted by iconomy at 7:10 PM on February 17, 2012 [1 favorite]


Careless Gimp Ploys
Cagier Smells Soppy
posted by EmpressCallipygos at 7:10 PM on February 17, 2012 [1 favorite]


Steak Tzar
posted by ersatzkat at 7:18 PM on February 17, 2012 [2 favorites]


Digital Rear Room has to be my favorite. I am debating getting the domain and starting a porn shop.
posted by Rodrigo Lamaitre at 7:18 PM on February 17, 2012 [2 favorites]


Yak Rim Mom
May Irk Mom
I now have the world's most disturbing mental image floating around my brain involving my poor peeved mother and a yak. Pass the brain bleach please...
posted by romakimmy at 7:21 PM on February 17, 2012 [3 favorites]


Mown Latex
posted by maxwelton at 7:24 PM on February 17, 2012 [1 favorite]


I'm Taser!
posted by Mister_A at 7:34 PM on February 17, 2012 [1 favorite]


I hate you all.
posted by Sys Rq at 7:35 PM on February 17, 2012 [1 favorite]


I did that on my own, without machinery.
posted by Mister_A at 7:36 PM on February 17, 2012


Rockier Log
Coke Girl Or (or what?!)
Lick Ogre Or (or WHAT?!)
Lick Gore Or (OR WHAT FOR THE LOVE OF PETE?!!)
posted by cooker girl at 7:37 PM on February 17, 2012 [1 favorite]


I can also use this old standby:

Master_I
posted by Mister_A at 7:38 PM on February 17, 2012 [1 favorite]


Meerkat snot has left me unable to breathe for the past several minutes.

Tried this once with my real name and got "Wrinkly and her wombats".
posted by EmpressCallipygos at 7:46 PM on February 17, 2012 [1 favorite]


No one will read this down here, and I guess I'm thankful for that.

Nobler Semen

Delightful.
posted by elmer benson at 7:48 PM on February 17, 2012 [3 favorites]


Daring Ass In
posted by raisingsand at 7:51 PM on February 17, 2012 [1 favorite]


Slap*Happy
Papa*Sylph
Lash*Pappy
Happy*Alps
Happy*Pals
Happy*Laps
Hasp*Apply
posted by Slap*Happy at 7:52 PM on February 17, 2012 [1 favorite]


my favourite is Aged Ops, because I sound like some elite covert pensioner military squad. Or something.
posted by gaspode at 7:56 PM on February 17, 2012 [1 favorite]


Yum, Brothel Oboe.
posted by Homeboy Trouble at 7:57 PM on February 17, 2012 [1 favorite]


Since they haven't checked in here (and my reputation here can't get any worse for doing this)...

mathowie
Whoa Time.
I Mow Hate.
Who I Meat.
I Am He Two.

jessamyn
(Internet Anagram Server can only find 1)
Jams Yens.
but I could come up with
Messy Jan.
Jane's Sym.
Jen My Ass.
(I should quit while I'm behind)

restless_nomad
Salmon_Dessert.
Almond_Tresses.
Steals_Moderns.
Artless_Demons.
Leads_Monsters.
(yipes)

of course, all I can do with pb is the name of a sloppy oil company, and taz? If we start googlebombing now, in a couple years we can replace "Wassup?" with "Zat?"
posted by oneswellfoop at 8:01 PM on February 17, 2012 [2 favorites]


Previously, after a Metatalk Issue had been settled. Like that one, I expect this thread will end Mel.
posted by mendel at 8:02 PM on February 17, 2012


Hitler Liker Ten
posted by thirteenkiller at 8:06 PM on February 17, 2012


Inane Jerks, Ninjas reek.
posted by jenkinsEar at 8:12 PM on February 17, 2012


I don't know whether "Dished Evil" or "Dishevel Id" is more me.
posted by Sidhedevil at 8:13 PM on February 17, 2012


Or "Hitler-like Tern", thirteenkiller. A seabird with dreams of conquest and an unfortunate mustache...
posted by Sidhedevil at 8:14 PM on February 17, 2012 [1 favorite]


Deadly Raving
posted by davey_darling at 8:14 PM on February 17, 2012


Anus Ion. I don't like this game very much.
posted by usonian at 8:18 PM on February 17, 2012


tellurian - obviously.
posted by unliteral at 8:27 PM on February 17, 2012 [1 favorite]


Warn Mod Ow
Random Wow
posted by Wordwoman at 8:29 PM on February 17, 2012


Viva Icy Food Horn.
posted by Ivan Fyodorovich at 8:30 PM on February 17, 2012


A salamander does torpedo Newt.

Whether this refers to Santorum or Romney, I don't know.
posted by one more dead town's last parade at 8:31 PM on February 17, 2012 [1 favorite]


Eclair Scat - yum!
Recital Sac - glad the "i" is there
A Scat Relic - I'm beginning to see a trend...

and finally,

A Cats Relic - proof of my position in the household
posted by arcticseal at 8:36 PM on February 17, 2012


Call vice!

(It takes a day to explain the crime)
posted by clavicle at 8:52 PM on February 17, 2012


He Rip.

Rep Hi.

There's something almost poetic here...
posted by Phire at 8:59 PM on February 17, 2012


For my full real name:

Nanny Zany Hex Jig

wat.
posted by Phire at 9:03 PM on February 17, 2012


Stay away, ladies. I'm a Teen Girl Virus.

(Although you can't really argue with Virgin ere slut)
posted by It's Never Lurgi at 9:07 PM on February 17, 2012


Jonathan. Wow that's weird huh.
posted by nanojath at 9:13 PM on February 17, 2012 [3 favorites]


Wrile?
posted by rewil at 9:16 PM on February 17, 2012


Concubine Mode: Get A Whip
or
A Weighted Concubine Mop.
but but but
A Concubine Owed The Gimp

SO MANY POSSIBILITIES, ALL SPECIAL.
posted by Weighted Companion Cube at 9:19 PM on February 17, 2012 [8 favorites]


I swear to God the first result I got: Freedom Pioneer. BRB, going to put a hand over my heart and raise my chin to the sky in a wind-swept field of wheat.

(Eerie Demon Prof also appeals.)
posted by en forme de poire at 9:31 PM on February 17, 2012 [3 favorites]


Zen shin.

Just the one? What about the other? Which shin is it I must know
posted by zennish at 9:49 PM on February 17, 2012


usonian: "Anus Ion. I don't like this game very much."

Your Anus Ion and my Rigid Anion could get together and... uh... nevermind.
posted by IndigoRain at 9:53 PM on February 17, 2012 [4 favorites]


Good grief, Lethal Mechanism. The truth comes out.

Won't you take a trip with me to the Machete Man Hills, Ethical Helmsman?
posted by thesmallmachine at 10:10 PM on February 17, 2012 [3 favorites]


Cursed prom...
posted by drumcorpse at 10:32 PM on February 17, 2012 [1 favorite]


Sky graze
posted by Skygazer at 10:50 PM on February 17, 2012


There are tons for me. Some of the best:
A literate shape
A stealthier pea
A Pharisee latte
A shapelier teat
A harelip estate
A real peat heist
Pale area theist
Phat area elites
posted by Pater Aletheias at 10:51 PM on February 17, 2012


'Corpse Hoarder'

Great. My future career as a mortician ruined by a Freudian choice of nicknames.

I've said too much.
posted by Hardcore Poser at 10:55 PM on February 17, 2012 [3 favorites]


Mohair!

Hari Om!

OAR HIM.

(Also: a ho rim, but let's keep it SFW.)
posted by Rhaomi at 11:08 PM on February 17, 2012


Iron a cop
Pi on orca
Ion or cap
Poi on car or no car poi
Cop on air
I croon pa
Or a pic no
Pi or a con
A pro icon
Ciao Porn

Also, from my real name: Jay's gone mu.
posted by Pronoiac at 11:19 PM on February 17, 2012


Baboon together.
posted by bonobothegreat at 11:41 PM on February 17, 2012


I think my favorite is Art (or Rat or Tar) Engine. But there's also:

Rant Genie
An Integer
in re: Agent
Anger Nite

and an almost-viable pseudonym:

Anne Tiger
posted by tangerine at 11:42 PM on February 17, 2012 [2 favorites]


Lacks Pie

/cries uncontrollably cause it is true.
posted by special-k at 11:46 PM on February 17, 2012 [2 favorites]


My name is legion!
Anagrams for: a humble nudibranch

88236 found. Displaying first 1000: (Not really--just a few of the better ones...)
Candelabrum Bin Huh
Unbalanced Brim Huh
Cannibal Dumber Huh
Handlebar Hub Cumin
Admirable Bun Hunch
Damnable Hub Urchin
Mandibular Bunch Eh
Banal Bunch Humider
Arachnid Humble Bun
Arachnid Humble Nub
Cardinal Benumb Huh
Huarache Blind Numb
Chairman Bundle Hub
Headman Bulb Urchin
Marinade Bulb Hunch
Dahlia Benumb Churn
Dahlia Bunch Number
Mainland Cherub Hub
Radial Benumb Hunch
Naiad Bumbler Hunch
Naiad Bunch Humbler
Maraud Nibble Hunch
Animal Rubbed Hunch
Animal Dubber Hunch
Animal Brunched Hub
Mania Blurb Hunched
Airman Bulb Hunched
Marina Bulb Hunched
Cabbed Inhuman Hurl
Dabble Human Urchin
Burnable Maid Hunch
Rabbi Human Lunched
A Burnable Much Hind
A Bland Bunchier Hum
A Herbal Unbid Munch
A Blah Numbed Urchin
A Urban Behind Mulch
A Urban Humbled Inch
A Urban Humbled Chin
A Hardline Bunch Bum
A Herald Nubbin Chum
A Unharmed Bib Lunch
A Laird Benumb Hunch
A Hah Climb Unburden
A Human Dibble Churn
A Human Bribed Lunch
A Human Cherub Blind
A Human Birch Bundle
A Rain Bumbled Hunch
A Rain Bunch Humbled
A Man Bluebird Hunch
Baa Inbred Lunch Hum
Balanced Hub Him Run
Barnacle Bum Din Huh
Barnacle Bun Dim Huh
Macabre Blind Huh Nu
Cambial Burn Duh Hen
Cannibal Bred Hum Uh
Cabal Behind Hum Run
Cabal Behind Hum Urn
Cabal Unbind Her Hum
Cabal Unbind Rem Huh
Cabal Dumb Inner Huh
Cabal Herb Humid Nun
Cabal Bum Dinner Huh
Cabal Burn Mined Huh
Cabal Burn Denim Huh
Cabal Burn Humid Hen
Handlebar Cub Hum In
Damnable Chub Hi Run
Damnable Rub Chin Uh
Barmaid Belch Uh Nun
Badman Brie Lunch Uh
Badman Bier Lunch Uh
Badman Blue Churn Hi
Badman Burl Chin Hue
Badman Burn Chile Uh
Badman Rub Lichen Uh
Badman Rub Hunch Lie
Badman Rub Hunch Lei
Badman Rub Lunch Hie
Armband Hub Uncle Hi
Armband Nub Lice Huh
Banal Chub Under Him
Banal Bed Urchin Hum
posted by a humble nudibranch at 12:10 AM on February 18, 2012 [1 favorite]


wow! makes narc berry not worth going to the anagram site.
posted by Cranberry at 12:13 AM on February 18, 2012


When my pseudo-namesake slew Able he was all CIAO BRETHREN. When I flew on business trips to set up high-availability fail over databases I was AIRBORNE TECH, but when all the jobs are outsourced I'll be THINE BRACERO. In class warfare threads I'm NO RICH BEATER. In the Church of the Zombie Slayer (Eastern Rite) I'm the BREATHER ICON, because the zombies' second death came in the form of CARBINE THROE.
posted by BrotherCaine at 12:17 AM on February 18, 2012


A moth

O math
posted by amtho at 12:28 AM on February 18, 2012


four of my anagrams tell a story

Id: I tap ho.
Oh it paid.
Tho I paid --
It paid Ho.
posted by idiopath at 1:04 AM on February 18, 2012 [4 favorites]


Hi! Draft a plan.

I had fart plan.
Had a flirt nap.

Aha! Plan drift:

Plan a hid fart.

True story!
posted by trip and a half at 1:36 AM on February 18, 2012 [5 favorites]


Cat Mock I So
A Cock Moist

And my new hiphop name, Mastic Cook.
posted by sockomatic at 3:21 AM on February 18, 2012


I'm quite happy with Armrest Fop.
posted by permafrost at 4:24 AM on February 18, 2012 [1 favorite]


Love mine:
Kitchen Pie
Ethnic Kepi
Tech Pinkie
Kinetic Hep

For my real name:
Heat, penis!
Eh, panties.
Hate penis.
posted by thinkpiece at 4:49 AM on February 18, 2012


My three favorites: enema pry, army peen, & rap enemy.
posted by empyrean at 6:35 AM on February 18, 2012 [1 favorite]


Blab Sled

Labs Bled
posted by Blasdelb at 6:40 AM on February 18, 2012


Haft Ox
Fax Hot
Hat Fox
posted by foxhat10 at 7:04 AM on February 18, 2012


b: daft label
posted by flabdablet at 7:08 AM on February 18, 2012


User Go!
posted by grouse at 7:27 AM on February 18, 2012 [1 favorite]


I thought there's no way I'll get anything good and surely this advantages people with longer user names, but put my username in anyway and result: Hellcat Yes. I think my family would agree it's a good description.
posted by shelleycat at 7:52 AM on February 18, 2012


hi cream tits
posted by misteraitch at 7:53 AM on February 18, 2012 [7 favorites]


Refastened Into
Defeat Intoners
Detonates Finer
Retention Fades
Anointed Freest
Fears Detention
Stentorian Feed
A Defter Tension
Defeater In Snot
Attendee For Sin
Readies Net Font
posted by defenestration at 7:57 AM on February 18, 2012


for my user name:
Lock up gin

for my real name:
Genuine Class
posted by logicpunk at 8:05 AM on February 18, 2012 [1 favorite]


My hobby? I find wino twine.
posted by infinitewindow at 8:20 AM on February 18, 2012


Bald Nephew Union.
Pinhead nun below. ("Caution! Pinhead nun below!")
Windup baleen, Hon.

My full real name gets "Balladeer mending lives," "Devil's enlargeable mind," and "Lambda Linseed Levering" which is totally what I'm calling my sketchy-ass holding company if I ever turn into a character from Sneakers and need to start a sketchy-ass holding company in a hurry.
posted by nebulawindphone at 8:21 AM on February 18, 2012


Tater Nosh Rook

...No doubt about it - I gotta get a new screen name.
posted by Kronos_to_Earth at 8:24 AM on February 18, 2012


Since my username is a Finnish word, it's fitting its sole anagram is also Finnish.

kytky

Here is another site with a fairly good multi-lingual anagram finder.

http://www.arrak.fi/en/ag

It finds more English anagrams for the trifle team, aka Metafilter, than the one linked in the original post.
posted by tykky at 8:52 AM on February 18, 2012


966 found. Displaying all:
Baa Remind
Barmaid En
Badman Ire

etc

966!! wow, I didn't think I would get so many!
posted by marienbad at 9:05 AM on February 18, 2012


Gloomiest.
posted by milestogo at 9:06 AM on February 18, 2012 [1 favorite]


Mike McNamara

But more amusingly, as I used to explain in my profile, other anagrams that might be more appropriate "Macrame Ma Kin" -- since my mother did teach me how to macrame when I was a kid and "Karma Manic Me" -- because...well, it just seems to fit.
posted by MCMikeNamara at 9:11 AM on February 18, 2012


Troll Neck Senses Totes
posted by Stonestock Relentless at 9:37 AM on February 18, 2012


A Cancelled Sodded Timer
posted by Dodecadermaldenticles at 9:40 AM on February 18, 2012


Ook.
posted by ook at 9:43 AM on February 18, 2012


Anal Slide Queen!

or

Island Ale Queen
posted by nenequesadilla at 9:46 AM on February 18, 2012


Bi Dorm Ho
Bro Do Him
Morbid Ho
Bird Homo
posted by Rhomboid at 9:52 AM on February 18, 2012 [1 favorite]


Colic drool
Rococo dill
posted by Cocodrillo at 10:06 AM on February 18, 2012


Mayo On Nuts
Mayo On Stun
Any Moo Nuts
Many On To Us
posted by antonymous at 10:16 AM on February 18, 2012 [1 favorite]


Am I, Ox?
posted by axiom at 10:43 AM on February 18, 2012


My username is terrible, but my real name has some:

A Doughy Shamanic Hell
Casual Highland Homey (Jamie McCrimmon)
Shanghaied Loyal Chum (several other Doctor Who companions)
Hide Holy Lasagna, Chum (60s Batman and Robin try to protect the Pope's dinner)
Hush, Manly Logic Ahead

And the worst supervillain plan ever:
Unleash Hog Chlamydia
posted by maqsarian at 10:59 AM on February 18, 2012 [2 favorites]


Up I Resubscribe
I Pure Subscribe
I Rubberize Cups
Bribe Cup Issuer
I Pierce Suburbs
Bicep Bruiser, Us
Cuber Buries Psi
Cube Pubis Riser
Buries Cubs Pipe
Busier Bus Price
Curses, I Up Bribes
posted by ceribus peribus at 11:05 AM on February 18, 2012 [1 favorite]


An I or an O, my Sky, for an I or an O!! Or even a Q.
posted by Skygazer at 11:09 AM on February 18, 2012


My real name isn't as much fun as my username.

Null Visual Jail (another example of government persecution of the sight-impaired, I guess)

Jail Ulna, Villus (a confused dictator's order to his doctors?)
posted by Sidhedevil at 11:10 AM on February 18, 2012


Two E'd or O'd show-offs.
posted by Skygazer at 11:10 AM on February 18, 2012


My favorite for my real name has always been Vagabond Red.
posted by defenestration at 11:44 AM on February 18, 2012


meh.
posted by infini at 11:59 AM on February 18, 2012


My 'real' name?
Grittier Claw.
Twirl It, Grace!
Crawl It, Tiger!
Car Litter Wig.

with middle name:
Will Create Tiger. (Hi, Hobbes!)
Wet Tire Allergic.
We Litter Glacier.
Eclair Tweet Girl.
Lace Wig Litterer.
posted by oneswellfoop at 12:08 PM on February 18, 2012


msos, msso, omss, osms, ossm, smos, smso, soms, sosm, ssom, ssmo.
posted by moss at 12:42 PM on February 18, 2012


pub hero
posted by euphorb at 12:45 PM on February 18, 2012 [3 favorites]


Hack Polemic. Nice.
posted by mochapickle at 12:46 PM on February 18, 2012 [1 favorite]


jeff
posted by eyeballkid at 1:36 PM on February 18, 2012


Your Anus Ion and my Rigid Anion could get together and... uh... nevermind.
sounds like u guys could really have some chemistry!! HAW HAW snort
posted by en forme de poire at 2:24 PM on February 18, 2012


hi cream tits

That is truly melgibsonian.
posted by Sidhedevil at 2:25 PM on February 18, 2012


A Neat Mugshot
posted by metagnathous at 2:47 PM on February 18, 2012 [1 favorite]


Daddy Went
posted by DaddyNewt at 3:11 PM on February 18, 2012


To a vegetable shit show

...

A beagle votes whilst hot
Two thieves shot a bagel
Love bashes a ghetto wit
Go establish a teeth vow
El hotshots begat a view
A gable's hot white stove
A twig toe sloth behaves

...and many more.
posted by two lights above the sea at 3:22 PM on February 18, 2012


Miss Lam.

Perils of a short username.
posted by immlass at 3:43 PM on February 18, 2012


Disgraced Voles
Vocalised Dregs
Clavier Goddess
Graveside Clods
posted by gracedissolved at 3:58 PM on February 18, 2012 [1 favorite]


A Ballet Miniskirt

far too many of these could be albums by The Fall
posted by brilliantmistake at 4:03 PM on February 18, 2012 [1 favorite]


Mayor Aid!
posted by radioamy at 4:45 PM on February 18, 2012 [1 favorite]


A Brr Quest!
posted by bquarters at 4:57 PM on February 18, 2012 [1 favorite]


Hmm... maybe I should change my name to Phat Noble Yo... all of these seem like other fun alternates too:
Able Typhoon
Phat Boloney
Able Hot Pony
Boa El Python
Ale By Photon
Hate Bop Only
Ah Nobly Poet
Halt Boy Peon
Phat Noble Yo
Any Hobo Pelt
posted by blaneyphoto at 5:23 PM on February 18, 2012


I am obligated to point out that "she's a madcap tenor" is almost an anagram of "dramashop one-acts", and this is the first place where I saw the words "madcap tenor" in combination.

(I want to have the user name "icosahedron" somewhere, because it anagrams to "nachos or die".)

Anyway, if I slept on more people's floors I suppose I'd be a carpet nomad. And I used to be a superhero but I'm not any more; I have a dormant cape.
posted by madcaptenor at 5:32 PM on February 18, 2012 [2 favorites]


It appears that logicpunk is actually Alec Guinness.
posted by madcaptenor at 5:41 PM on February 18, 2012 [1 favorite]


I hit my limit of favorites for the day!

I am become tehloki, the destroyer of favorites
posted by not_on_display at 6:16 PM on February 18, 2012 [5 favorites]


Disgraced Voles

So awesome.
posted by mintcake! at 7:06 PM on February 18, 2012


defer norms.
posted by modernserf at 7:45 PM on February 18, 2012 [1 favorite]


anal musk
posted by klausman at 8:38 PM on February 18, 2012 [8 favorites]


Aware Ball
posted by wallabear at 8:48 PM on February 18, 2012 [1 favorite]


Tempt dorm erect
posted by PeterMcDermott at 10:56 PM on February 18, 2012 [1 favorite]


So many good band names!

The best from my name:
Bad Hero
Bared Ho
Do Rehab
posted by deborah at 12:41 AM on February 19, 2012 [2 favorites]


(Leaving out the 9999), I am Cabal Site Yum.

Who said there is no cabal???
posted by malibustacey9999 at 1:28 AM on February 19, 2012 [2 favorites]


Craves morons.
posted by crossoverman at 2:43 AM on February 19, 2012 [2 favorites]


CAPE PENIS.
posted by pecanpies at 9:13 AM on February 19, 2012 [3 favorites]


My real name anagrams to Rant Not, Swanky Hen. My daughter's is Herniate A Swollen Lion Loin. My son's? Down, Evil Rhinestone Taco!

But if you knew him, you would split your sides laughing at my husband's: I Invoke Rhetoric.
posted by KathrynT at 9:14 AM on February 19, 2012 [2 favorites]


FAMOUS BABES AND MARBLE!
posted by clavdivs at 9:52 AM on February 19, 2012 [1 favorite]


I can't believe it's not butter!
posted by From Bklyn at 10:07 AM on February 19, 2012


My username anagrammed into a terrible superhero profile:

Señor Feces Nut
Secret: fun nose
Foes: erect nuns



My username anagrammed into a list of my flaws:

- Renounces fest
- Censures often
- Essence of runt
- Confute, sneers
- Refuse consent


My username anagrammed into a short story about prophetic sex witches:
Fen. Censers out. Scene of unrest. Crones fete sun. Cunts foreseen.
posted by foursentences at 10:41 AM on February 19, 2012 [7 favorites]


Raving Sot
Vast Groin
Tang Visor
posted by stavrogin at 12:06 PM on February 19, 2012 [1 favorite]


Discovered in a snot.
posted by adverse_conditions at 12:50 PM on February 19, 2012 [3 favorites]


Ache vent
posted by chavenet at 1:44 PM on February 19, 2012 [1 favorite]


Rick Santorum: Irk no cum Tsar.
posted by Curious Artificer at 2:05 PM on February 19, 2012


Dong Voter
posted by govtdrone at 3:19 PM on February 19, 2012 [3 favorites]


I have a bunche, but my two faves:

A Hubby Deserves Noes - which sounds like a dismal marriage philosophy
A Hobby Versed Ensues - which makes it sound like my poetry career might take off
posted by never used baby shoes at 3:30 PM on February 19, 2012 [1 favorite]


Orgasm Bub.
posted by sugarbomb at 6:29 PM on February 19, 2012 [2 favorites]


Aargh, I get thousands. Samples:

Elite Ghost Poacher
Lethargic Shoe Poet
Lithe Chaos Protege
Pathetic Shoe Ogler
Helicopter Hostage
Shoelace Tightrope
Spear Eighth Ocelot
Hatchet Pole Orgies
posted by TheophileEscargot at 3:46 AM on February 20, 2012 [1 favorite]


He A Tater. I'm not looking further.
posted by hat_eater at 4:57 AM on February 20, 2012 [2 favorites]


A Budgies Droplet
A Globe Disrupted
posted by DisreputableDog at 5:49 AM on February 20, 2012 [2 favorites]


:(
posted by ego at 7:23 AM on February 20, 2012 [4 favorites]


I know it's a bit late, but my favorite is Ass Liken.
posted by kalessin at 11:53 AM on February 20, 2012 [2 favorites]


Brawn O'Lazer, or Blaze Narrow. Either one sounds like a D-list American Gladiators fighter.
posted by AzraelBrown at 12:23 PM on February 20, 2012 [2 favorites]


...
posted by P.o.B. at 4:59 PM on February 17 [+] [!]


Hello? What about ...BoP!
posted by psoas at 1:00 PM on February 20, 2012


Man Muffin.

duh.
posted by MuffinMan at 1:41 PM on February 20, 2012 [1 favorite]


Lazy perch or crazy help!
posted by Calzephyr at 6:36 PM on February 20, 2012 [1 favorite]


This is nonsense. Marry, no more.
posted by maryr at 9:55 PM on February 20, 2012 [1 favorite]


maryr, you're not fooling me, that's got way to many letters in it
posted by idiopath at 2:50 AM on February 21, 2012


Ape Good
Aped Goo

(They had me at Ape.)
posted by peagood at 6:30 AM on February 21, 2012 [1 favorite]


Shruggo.
posted by Pax at 7:55 AM on February 21, 2012


Late to the party but: Weapon Grinding
posted by WinnipegDragon at 10:12 AM on February 21, 2012 [2 favorites]


loose
posted by soelo at 11:53 AM on February 21, 2012 [1 favorite]


Easy one: Guy? Shit.

Worked up the courage: Gutsy Hi.

Awfully boring gay porn: Tug Shy I (sadly II was never made)
posted by This Guy at 11:55 AM on February 21, 2012 [1 favorite]


Is a hassle.
posted by salishsea at 2:50 PM on February 21, 2012 [2 favorites]


Caveats: odd, vile.
posted by DevilsAdvocate at 3:18 PM on February 21, 2012 [3 favorites]


Oversubtle With Owl (Although this is not true. I am quite excitable where owls are concerned.)
posted by troublewithwolves at 3:58 PM on February 21, 2012 [6 favorites]


Anagrams for: thorzdad
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I don't believe that for a second. But I can understand that you wouldn't want people to know that you're a Kryptonian Sith Lord.
posted by DevilsAdvocate at 9:07 PM on February 21, 2012 [2 favorites]


Harder, Coco!
posted by ocherdraco at 10:43 PM on February 21, 2012 [4 favorites]


Pike Mop
Poke Imp

If you have any pike-related messes or an imp that needs poking I have hourly rates.
posted by mikepop at 6:29 AM on February 22, 2012 [2 favorites]


A cad online. Wet, sultry.
posted by Clandestine Outlawry at 8:39 AM on February 22, 2012 [4 favorites]


Speech revel!
posted by clever sheep at 6:27 PM on February 24, 2012 [2 favorites]


Anal Jock Wheel

Acne Hawk Jello

Wacko Jean Hell

Cake Jaw Hell No

Ha Jaw Clone Elk
posted by Halloween Jack at 1:59 PM on February 29, 2012 [2 favorites]


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