There followed FORTY-SEVEN E-MAILS (and counting!) among seven women to figure out half an hour's worth of activities for 3rd graders, and one of the women is like the most passive-aggressive possible person.
"It's not that I don't believe in you. Well I do. I have to believe in what you do because I see you doing it, I see and hear you, but how can I believe it, when it's against the laws of nature?"
"Oh, those," Al said. "Are you sure we have them anymore? I think it's a bit of a free-for-all these days."