Micro-MeFi-Charges?

April 3, 2003 5:24 AM

With all this talk about finding ways to make Matt money, I've come up with the answer...
posted by crunchland to MetaFilter-Related at 5:24 AM (19 comments total)

$1.00 to make a new post. 10c to post a reply in the thread. And if the message contains the word "Iraq," add a surcharge. Matt will have more money than Bill Gates.
posted by crunchland at 5:24 AM on April 3, 2003

*rofl*

And $25 for making any suggestion that may cost me money.
posted by twine42 at 5:33 AM on April 3, 2003

i personally would pay matt $100 to pose for a photo standing on his head wearing a thong, with a maraschino cherry stuffed up each nostril, said image appearing on the FP for a day. $50 bonus if he's got 'i love gawker' painted over any visible area of his body.
posted by quonsar at 5:59 AM on April 3, 2003

I'll add $20 to the pot (not for the pot), quonsar.
posted by anathema at 6:54 AM on April 3, 2003

Of course, on crunchland.com it would have to be the other way round - you'd have to pay us - if ever the eternal vicious circle of posts by Calvin, Peanut and Noggin; then Noggin, Peanut, Peanut and Calvin; then back to Calvin, followed by Noggin, Peanut, Peanut and Noggin, with one comment by Calvin or Noggin guaranteed in each thread (except Noggin's and, on weekends, Peanut's, when DSL fills in) is ever to be broken. ;)
posted by MiguelCardoso at 7:17 AM on April 3, 2003

come on, quonsar. this is about making money, not the furtherance of your own perversions.
posted by crunchland at 7:26 AM on April 3, 2003

WHOAH. I want my $100 check back, then. It said explicitly, right there in the little Memo area: "For furtherance of quonsar's perversions ONLY."
posted by adamgreenfield at 7:47 AM on April 3, 2003

I am now accepting applications for sponsorship of the furtherance of my perversions.
posted by some chick at 7:55 AM on April 3, 2003

sometimes quonsar scares me.
posted by madamjujujive at 8:20 AM on April 3, 2003

sometimes quonsar scares me.
Just sometimes? You're a braver woman than I thought you were.
posted by riffola at 8:24 AM on April 3, 2003

savequonsarsperversions.com
posted by padraigin at 9:02 AM on April 3, 2003

Why don't we just declare MetaFilter the Second Superpower and levy a tax on its citizens?
posted by kindall at 9:18 AM on April 3, 2003

With all this talk about finding ways to make Matt money, I've come up with the answer...

Strippers! Chippendales for the girlzone....

on review: what riffola said.
posted by y2karl at 9:45 AM on April 3, 2003

I am now accepting applications for sponsorship of the furtherance of my perversions.

Some Chic-

Please provide photographic evidence of your past adventures in Perversion-Land. Do you accept PayPal?
posted by bradth27 at 10:29 AM on April 3, 2003

i've got it. bake sale. never fails.
posted by grabbingsand at 11:52 AM on April 3, 2003

i personally would pay matt $100 if quonsar poses for a photo standing on his head wearing a thong, with a maraschino cherry stuffed up each nostril, said image appearing on the FP for a day. $50 bonus if he's got 'i love gawker' painted over any visible area of his body.

I think I have a crush on the guy. But maybe that's just me.
posted by ginz at 11:59 AM on April 3, 2003

It'll be a great day when Metafilter has all the money it needs and schools have to have a bake sale to buy a bomber.
posted by eddydamascene at 12:11 PM on April 3, 2003

Metafilter: Sponsoring the furtherance of your perversions since 1999.
posted by i_cola at 1:49 PM on April 3, 2003

I think I have a crush on the guy. But maybe that's just me.
No, it's just you.

quonsar, I will add a $20 to the pot as well. USD20, even. I may be prepared to contribute to a fund for you not to pose in the same way, though.
posted by dg at 2:04 PM on April 3, 2003