No you didn't.

November 15, 2007 9:42 PM

Your favorite sockpuppet sucks.
posted by SassHat to etiquette/policy at 9:42 PM (52 comments total)

The profile photo seems appropriate, though.
posted by middleclasstool at 9:46 PM on November 15, 2007 [1 favorite]

Brevity is not the soul of wit on MetaTalk. Please tell us what you want or do not want.
posted by ODiV at 9:48 PM on November 15, 2007

So Sassy!
posted by blue_beetle at 9:52 PM on November 15, 2007

I think that's pretty clear, but to summarize - having a schticky sock is cool if it's funny and not whipped out every ten seconds for cheap laughs. But this one, erm. Yeah, it sucks.
posted by SassHat at 9:52 PM on November 15, 2007

This is exactly why I'm glad that I am NOBODY'S favorite sock puppet.
posted by Astro Zombie 2 at 9:56 PM on November 15, 2007 [8 favorites]

Too late - you're mine!
posted by Item at 9:57 PM on November 15, 2007

I won't lie- sock puppets set up solely to send a message through the favorites they award make me LOLOLOLOLOL.
posted by ThePinkSuperhero at 9:59 PM on November 15, 2007 [7 favorites]

I'm no mod, but I still don't know what you want.
posted by ODiV at 10:02 PM on November 15, 2007

It's too goddam easy to post to MetaTalk. There should be a notice that comes up when you try to post that says "Do you really want to do this? Because if you're just farting around, a boxing glove will emerge from the computer and punch your lights out."

/new motto
posted by mediareport at 10:09 PM on November 15, 2007 [4 favorites]

Whoever owns that sock is on a train straight to Mehsville, U.S.A.

Oh wait, they're already there.
posted by delmoi at 10:09 PM on November 15, 2007 [1 favorite]

3 comments and one favorite? Premature callout.

It's no You Get A Favorite For Being Dumb, though.
posted by kyleg at 10:09 PM on November 15, 2007 [8 favorites]

SassHat, I think your sock puppet is just great...but somewhat short, just like Tom Cruise. Does your sock puppet's ex-wife have a large and excellent ass, just like Penelope Cruze?
posted by KokuRyu at 10:10 PM on November 15, 2007

My sock puppet is your mom.
posted by SassHat at 10:31 PM on November 15, 2007

It's no You Get A Favorite For Being Dumb, though.

Whoah that sockpuppet is meeeeean.
posted by gomichild at 10:45 PM on November 15, 2007

It's no You Get A Favorite For Being Dumb, though.

I NEED to be favorited by that sock puppet.

Ron Paul 2008!
posted by stavrogin at 11:02 PM on November 15, 2007 [1 favorite]

It's no You Get A Favorite For Being Dumb, though.

The account is now disabled.
posted by MLIS at 11:03 PM on November 15, 2007

Sockpuppet? Blah blah suckpuppet, amirite?
posted by Reggie Digest at 11:12 PM on November 15, 2007

That You Get A Favorite For Being Dumb sockpuppet was hysterical. It's too bad it got disabled.
posted by CitrusFreak12 at 11:34 PM on November 15, 2007

My friend Björn was just looking over my shoulder, and he said that he knows that this thread sucks "even though he's never seen this Metafilter before."
posted by dhammond at 11:38 PM on November 15, 2007

People with umlauts in their names aren't allowed to say things suck.

P.S. This thread sucks.
posted by Reggie Digest at 11:49 PM on November 15, 2007

Wait, there are other Metafilters?
posted by philomathoholic at 11:52 PM on November 15, 2007

"There should be a notice that comes up when you try to post that says "Do you really want to do this? Because if you're just farting around, a boxing glove will emerge from the computer and punch your lights out.""

Sorry, I already own the patent on 'Punch over TCP/IP Protocol'.
posted by Dipsomaniac at 12:00 AM on November 16, 2007

Welcome to Caretoomuchistan! Population:you.
posted by stavrosthewonderchicken at 12:28 AM on November 16, 2007 [3 favorites]

Is this the bizarre skin condition thread? No? Oh. Sorry.
posted by flapjax at midnite at 12:34 AM on November 16, 2007

In depraved communities sockpuppets face a miserable and uncertain future - simply because they're a second account for making jokey comments. Dirty, unsafe thoughts, insufficient judgement and a lack of proper hygiene can leave them vulnerable to disease and disablement. With no chance of meet ups, they have little opportunity to break free of Ron Paul jokes and experience a better life.

But, for the price of a of a cup of coffee a day, you too can sponsor your own sockpuppet. By becoming a sockpuppet sponsor, you can change one needy sockpuppet's life for the better. Your five dollar donation helps ensure that your sockpuppet receives a slight laugh at 3:48am by alcoholics and insomniacs, encourages mathowie's maniacal, uncontrollable egoism and ensures the entire community benefits from projects that grow infrastructure to control the massive influx of idiocy.

Sponsoring a sockpuppet is one of the most powerful giving experiences you'll ever have outside of a public restroom -- please join us today.
posted by stavrogin at 12:48 AM on November 16, 2007 [9 favorites]

Did someone mention Ron Paul? (Answer: Yes.)
posted by Reggie Digest at 1:30 AM on November 16, 2007

That's one SPILF I wouldn't leave in the hamper.
posted by Cat Pie Hurts at 4:13 AM on November 16, 2007 [1 favorite]

Did somebody say spliff?
posted by By The Grace of God at 5:23 AM on November 16, 2007

Your favorite callout blows.
posted by [@I][:+:][@I] at 5:42 AM on November 16, 2007

Amy Sedaris is metafilters own? OMG!


Oh wait.
posted by exlotuseater at 5:50 AM on November 16, 2007

Was it something I said?
posted by stinkycheese at 6:28 AM on November 16, 2007

All good sockpuppets have something in common: you never know what's inside. It's like your birthday every time you see one post! And while some mean people might come to your birthday, sometimes you get something spectacular.

Like me, for instance. I'm filled with love. (beams)
posted by Weighted Companion Cube at 7:02 AM on November 16, 2007 [2 favorites]

I started life as a sockpuppet, but then one day the hand that stuffed itself into my backside and brought me to life decided to stay there for good. I like to think it's because I provide such a warm and cozy environment for a hand such as mine, but it may just be that it likes to watch me squirm. And how!
posted by breezeway at 7:18 AM on November 16, 2007

As far as things go, sockpuppets are about the least offensive thing I can think of. Some are funny, some (as you point out) are not. Big deal!
posted by knave at 7:43 AM on November 16, 2007

No quieren
posted by juanmc at 7:45 AM on November 16, 2007 [3 favorites]

It's too goddam easy to post to MetaTalk. There should be a notice that comes up when you try to post that says 'Do you really want to do this? Because if you're just farting around, a boxing glove will emerge from the computer and punch your lights out.'
posted by PugAchev at 7:58 AM on November 16, 2007

"My friend Björn was just looking over my shoulder, and he said that he knows that this thread sucks "even though he's never seen this Metafilter before.""

Tell him to get back to what he knows—Abba.

"It's too goddam easy to post to MetaTalk. There should be a notice that comes up when you try to post that says 'Do you really want to do this? Because if you're just farting around, a boxing glove will emerge from the computer and punch your lights out.'
posted by PugAchev at 7:58 AM on November 16 [+] [!] "

It's also apparently too easy to comment on MeTa.
posted by klangklangston at 8:12 AM on November 16, 2007

No one misspells 'quonsar' in the right way very often, is the thing.
posted by quansar at 9:10 AM on November 16, 2007

It's too goddam easy to post to MetaTalk

It's also apparently too easy to comment on MeTa

Is so easy!
Happy go, oh, lucky!
We are a wad of dough!
We didn't eat
QQQQ
SSSS

I

Meta! Meta!
Meta! Meta!
posted by cortex at 9:20 AM on November 16, 2007 [1 favorite]

Your calling out 3 one line comments spread out over six days?

Really?

I mean, it's not like it's even offensive or noticeable. It's just noise, and not even loud noise at that.
posted by quin at 9:31 AM on November 16, 2007

"No one misspells 'quonsar' in the right way very often, is the thing."

You mean Kwantsar?
posted by klangklangston at 9:52 AM on November 16, 2007 [1 favorite]

LOLOLOLOLOL

posted by Some_Douchebag at 11:56 PM on November 15 [+][!] [quote]No other comments.
posted by KevinSkomsvold at 10:17 AM on November 16, 2007

Fail.
posted by Some Other Douchebag at 10:25 AM on November 16 [+][!]


And how.
posted by cortex at 10:27 AM on November 16, 2007 [1 favorite]

Is this the sockpuppet convention? Could someone direct me to room 211A? Astro Zombie 3 is heading a panel discussion on "Staying in Your Absurd Character at all Times."
posted by Dr. Spaceman at 2:28 PM on November 16, 2007

I'm the sockpuppet for an account that I meant to register, but never did.
posted by Challahtronix at 3:14 PM on November 16, 2007 [1 favorite]

Where are pot and kettle when you need them?
posted by languagehat at 3:17 PM on November 16, 2007

User 47172 is the lamest douche on Metafilter.
posted by Kwantsar at 3:47 PM on November 16, 2007

And now for something completely unrelated.

Coincidentally, I had this thread open in a tab right next to this one. That's MetaMetaFilter for ya.
posted by Brak at 4:09 PM on November 16, 2007

Is that what I been doing wrong all these years? I never got a second account to use for making jokey, obnoxious comments. I just use this account. The sock puppets I have at home are actual socks, except for the puppets that aren't socks.

Should I get me a second account now? Or is it six years too late? How does one go about doing that?

Abnimistrater? Please hope me!
posted by ZachsMind at 5:01 PM on November 16, 2007

Is this about the time that someone links to a thread like this?

Because that's what happens when sock puppets go bad. 3 comments in a week is nothing.
posted by philomathoholic at 6:19 PM on November 16, 2007

True story: when I was about two and a half years old, I had a sock puppet in the shape of a dog which, in a display of precocious lyricism, I named Dog. When I was feeling angry, I would ball up my little fist inside Dog's mouth and use him to hit grownups. I would then try, unsuccessfully, to escape culpability by explaining that "I like you, but DOG doesn't like you!"
posted by killdevil at 7:03 PM on November 16, 2007

Ah the dhoyt hall of memories. What a gem.

you're obviously a douche when it comes to honesty. You called a perfectly nice poster a liar when she gave you their explanation. If nothing else, you should acknowledge making accusations off-site is tasteless & weaselly. Your head is characteristically far up your ass on this one. But will you apologize for getting it wrong?

posted by fleacircus at 9:34 PM on November 16, 2007