America officially won the Vietnam War after Chuck Norris choked every last dope-smoking campus protester to death with his Vietcong ear necklace.Dude, I just attended a screening, and the 3 year wait was totally worth it!
In another ambitious but misguided attempt to unite the traditions of East and West, Chuck Norris will be playing the role of a 6 dicked werebeast in a hentai remake of Delta Force slated for 2008.
Privately, though, pretty much everything I do is amazing on one level or another. I once did a backflip over one of those champagne fountains they have at Important Parties.
posted by turgid dahlia at 1:29 AM on May 23, 2008 [3 favorites]