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*clears throat* What is the exact reason why self-linking is metafilter's #1 sin? Help out this sorta-newbie.
I see complaints about self-linking over and over, day in and day out.
I click on many links to websites here on MeFi. Some of the websites are great, some meh, and some are absolutely shitty. What's the difference between a shitty (or a good) website that belongs to someoen else and one that belongs to yourself?
I know this probably has been discussed deeeeeep in the gray, but I haven't had any luck finding anything.
I see complaints about self-linking over and over, day in and day out.
I click on many links to websites here on MeFi. Some of the websites are great, some meh, and some are absolutely shitty. What's the difference between a shitty (or a good) website that belongs to someoen else and one that belongs to yourself?
I know this probably has been discussed deeeeeep in the gray, but I haven't had any luck finding anything.
Perhaps: "You are not the best judge of the value of your own work."
posted by Blazecock Pileon at 12:58 PM on December 5, 2008
posted by Blazecock Pileon at 12:58 PM on December 5, 2008
Do you like your spam inbox?
posted by buzzman at 12:58 PM on December 5, 2008 [4 favorites]
posted by buzzman at 12:58 PM on December 5, 2008 [4 favorites]
Because it's about pimping your own thing instead of sharing something that is, objectively, "best of the web." If your thing is so great, someone will link to it eventually, or so they say.
posted by chococat at 12:59 PM on December 5, 2008
posted by chococat at 12:59 PM on December 5, 2008
I think the basic idea is that being allowed to submit your own websites/webpresence, you will be less likely to take a look at the content in an impartial fashion, and are more likely to just shit on the main page to get your content seen. Only being allowed to submit links that you are in no way attached to(outside of having discovered and wanting to share with MeFi) encourages a more objective look at the quality.
I touched on this in my first sentence, but to state it explicitly: allowing self-linking has the potential to turn MeFi into a bunch of advertising. It would probably be more effort than it is worth to allow self-linking and try to clean up the slimier occurrences.
On preview: others are more concise than am I.
posted by owtytrof at 1:01 PM on December 5, 2008
I touched on this in my first sentence, but to state it explicitly: allowing self-linking has the potential to turn MeFi into a bunch of advertising. It would probably be more effort than it is worth to allow self-linking and try to clean up the slimier occurrences.
On preview: others are more concise than am I.
posted by owtytrof at 1:01 PM on December 5, 2008
Self-linking would eat MetaFilter whole. We'd be completely swamped by spammers and search-engine-optimizers.
Even as it is, my sense is that the mods spend a significant part of their time seeking out and destroying SEO-motivated posts and comments.
posted by timeistight at 1:03 PM on December 5, 2008 [1 favorite]
Even as it is, my sense is that the mods spend a significant part of their time seeking out and destroying SEO-motivated posts and comments.
posted by timeistight at 1:03 PM on December 5, 2008 [1 favorite]
You might want to refer to the FAQ.
Are self-links ever okay on any part of the site?posted by Marisa Stole the Precious Thing at 1:03 PM on December 5, 2008
Sometimes, but rarely. It's against the rules to link to your own site, a site that you host or contribute to substantially or a site of someone who is a close friend or relative of yours. People who self-link in front page posts on MetaFilter will have their posts removed and their account banned. Transparency and honesty are important to the community and we rely on users to abide by the guidelines and participate honestly.
Including a link to your own site in a comment is okay provided that it has some relevance to the topic being discussed and is not your only form of site particpation. Random off-topic insertions of self-links into other posts are discouraged and such links may be removed.
Linking to your own site in an Ask MetaFilter question is only okay if it has something specific to do with the question being asked, for example "Can you look at my logo and tell me why everyone thinks it looks like a devil?" or "What else do I need to do to this website to make it ADA compliant?" Other self-links will be removed.
Ask MetaFilter questions that seem to be thinly veiled self-promotion will be removed. Do not use Ask MetaFilter to drive traffic to your site or your friend's site or sell a product or service. Questions that seem to be being asked with the intent to promote a poster's product or service or friend's product or service will be removed and the participating accounts banned. Feel free to include a link to your work in your profile and people can click through to it. If you are unsure about a specific example, please contact us.
Please use MetaFilter Projects for self-promotion and tooting your own horn.
I wrote a really good, detailed explanation elsewhere which should make this completely clear to you and possible make you feel like you've become just a little bit more of a better person. Just click this link for more!
posted by ardgedee at 1:03 PM on December 5, 2008 [2 favorites]
posted by ardgedee at 1:03 PM on December 5, 2008 [2 favorites]
There's a bunch of reasons, but the key one is this: the front page is intended as a filter. Folks are expected to post stuff because they personally think, apropos of nothing else, that what they're posting is worth the time and attention of other folks on the site or the giant pile of non-member readers who come here every day.
Links motivated by self-interest break that filter. The incentive for a self-link is materially different from the incentive for a link that does not net the poster (or his employer, or his friend, or his client, etc) attention, monetizable or not as the case may be.
Folks have occasionally protested (usually in the face of a deletion) that someone could have some self-interest in something that is nonetheless a great link, but that's a non-starter: if it's a great link, the number of mefites who could potentially post it and who wouldn't be self-linking in the process is huge. Good content tends to find its way here and to other aggregation sites.
Secondary but significant to that is a general powerful dislike folks here have for the wide-open cesspool of spam and self-promotion that much of the web encourages or at least doesn't make an effort to contain or curtail. There may be (there, in fact, definitely are) a thousand places where you can go shill and get away with it, but Metafilter isn't going to be one of them.
posted by cortex (staff) at 1:04 PM on December 5, 2008 [3 favorites]
Links motivated by self-interest break that filter. The incentive for a self-link is materially different from the incentive for a link that does not net the poster (or his employer, or his friend, or his client, etc) attention, monetizable or not as the case may be.
Folks have occasionally protested (usually in the face of a deletion) that someone could have some self-interest in something that is nonetheless a great link, but that's a non-starter: if it's a great link, the number of mefites who could potentially post it and who wouldn't be self-linking in the process is huge. Good content tends to find its way here and to other aggregation sites.
Secondary but significant to that is a general powerful dislike folks here have for the wide-open cesspool of spam and self-promotion that much of the web encourages or at least doesn't make an effort to contain or curtail. There may be (there, in fact, definitely are) a thousand places where you can go shill and get away with it, but Metafilter isn't going to be one of them.
posted by cortex (staff) at 1:04 PM on December 5, 2008 [3 favorites]
Also, I was under the impression that Projects was there for this reason, among others.
posted by Marisa Stole the Precious Thing at 1:04 PM on December 5, 2008
posted by Marisa Stole the Precious Thing at 1:04 PM on December 5, 2008
Yup. If it's yours and it's a web project and it's something you want to share, Projects is the place to do it. Before that existed, kindall managed a mailing list to do sort of the same thing on a monthly-announcement basis.
As it is, we get folks who sign up just to throw some spamtastic thing into Projects—the queue for that part of the site makes it easy to separate out the bullshit and let the actual interesting projects through, though we're still constantly peering at edge cases as far as just how mercenary a Projects post can be. Same thing every once in a while with a brand new Music-posting user who has mistaken this for Myspace.
posted by cortex (staff) at 1:12 PM on December 5, 2008
As it is, we get folks who sign up just to throw some spamtastic thing into Projects—the queue for that part of the site makes it easy to separate out the bullshit and let the actual interesting projects through, though we're still constantly peering at edge cases as far as just how mercenary a Projects post can be. Same thing every once in a while with a brand new Music-posting user who has mistaken this for Myspace.
posted by cortex (staff) at 1:12 PM on December 5, 2008
I was banned from MySpace for self-linking. I am the only person in history who has ever had that happen.
posted by Astro Zombie at 1:17 PM on December 5, 2008
posted by Astro Zombie at 1:17 PM on December 5, 2008
I had no idea you guys deleted Projects posts. I mistakenly though it was just a spam catch-all. Kind of like the "catch-all" drawer in my grandmother's kitchen. Nothing doesn't go in the catch-all drawer.
posted by sdodd at 1:19 PM on December 5, 2008
posted by sdodd at 1:19 PM on December 5, 2008
We ban a spammer every few days for linking to their own stuff. It's important in a community of this size that the rules that are actual rules be crystal clear -- whereas with more lose guidelines we're okay with doing some on-the-fly interpretations -- and this was the bext way to make sure spammers were put on notice. No Self Links For Real And True Or You Get Banned No Question. There may be the rare thing-your-pal-did that would make a good FPP but realistically speaking the site is much better for keeping spammers pretty well out than it might be for letting your friend's link in.
We have back-up options of Projects and MeMail and the spin-off sites if you think something may need a little more attention, but I think it may be tough to see from the outside just what a terrible terrible scourge SEO types and spammers are to ites with good Google page rank like MeFi.
posted by jessamyn (staff) at 1:21 PM on December 5, 2008
We have back-up options of Projects and MeMail and the spin-off sites if you think something may need a little more attention, but I think it may be tough to see from the outside just what a terrible terrible scourge SEO types and spammers are to ites with good Google page rank like MeFi.
posted by jessamyn (staff) at 1:21 PM on December 5, 2008
We don't really delete projects posts (except once in a really blue mon) but there's an approval queue for things that go up there, just to be on the safe side.
posted by jessamyn (staff) at 1:23 PM on December 5, 2008
posted by jessamyn (staff) at 1:23 PM on December 5, 2008
except once in a really blue mon
The Blue Mon? Isn't that just a trio of mute Jamaican performers who present themselves in blue grease paint over latex bald caps and black clothing while playing a mixture of idiosyncratic instruments?
They're not just spammers, they totally stole the idea from Obie-winning American performance group.
posted by Astro Zombie at 1:28 PM on December 5, 2008 [3 favorites]
The Blue Mon? Isn't that just a trio of mute Jamaican performers who present themselves in blue grease paint over latex bald caps and black clothing while playing a mixture of idiosyncratic instruments?
They're not just spammers, they totally stole the idea from Obie-winning American performance group.
posted by Astro Zombie at 1:28 PM on December 5, 2008 [3 favorites]
Same thing every once in a while with a brand new Music-posting user who has mistaken this for Myspace.
Wait - what? How the hell do people manage to abuse Music? I can't even imagine what the offense could be.
posted by Navelgazer at 1:29 PM on December 5, 2008
Wait - what? How the hell do people manage to abuse Music? I can't even imagine what the offense could be.
posted by Navelgazer at 1:29 PM on December 5, 2008
How the hell do people manage to abuse Music? I can't even imagine what the offense could be.
Imagine a song that, above the fold, has not a cheerful summary of the song but rather a cut-and-paste of said poster's band email's sig file. That sort of thing. Just really, really not getting that Music isn't a one-stop promotional platform. Usually it's more of a matter of me deleting and writing 'em an email to help acclimate them to the site than a Crazy Spammer type issue.
Though once in a blue moon someone signs up and posts like some random recording by a band they have nothing to do with. I think that has happened maybe twice ever.
posted by cortex (staff) at 1:33 PM on December 5, 2008
Imagine a song that, above the fold, has not a cheerful summary of the song but rather a cut-and-paste of said poster's band email's sig file. That sort of thing. Just really, really not getting that Music isn't a one-stop promotional platform. Usually it's more of a matter of me deleting and writing 'em an email to help acclimate them to the site than a Crazy Spammer type issue.
Though once in a blue moon someone signs up and posts like some random recording by a band they have nothing to do with. I think that has happened maybe twice ever.
posted by cortex (staff) at 1:33 PM on December 5, 2008
That was for YOU because I KNEW YOU LIKED QUEENS OF THE STONE AGE.
posted by Astro Zombie at 1:38 PM on December 5, 2008 [8 favorites]
posted by Astro Zombie at 1:38 PM on December 5, 2008 [8 favorites]
Gotcha, thanks.
posted by Navelgazer at 1:39 PM on December 5, 2008
posted by Navelgazer at 1:39 PM on December 5, 2008
How the hell do people manage to abuse Music?
Sometimes, MeFites can't refrain from beating Music flat with a major chord until it breaks unless cortex steps in and modulates.
posted by It's Raining Florence Henderson at 1:45 PM on December 5, 2008 [3 favorites]
Sometimes, MeFites can't refrain from beating Music flat with a major chord until it breaks unless cortex steps in and modulates.
posted by It's Raining Florence Henderson at 1:45 PM on December 5, 2008 [3 favorites]
I have nothing to do with any of the songs I've posted. I blame the booze. It wrote those songs. Not me!
posted by The Great Big Mulp at 1:51 PM on December 5, 2008
posted by The Great Big Mulp at 1:51 PM on December 5, 2008
What is the exact reason why self-linking is metafilter's #1 sin?
It's the same reason that Hallmark doesn't sell any "look how ugly our baby is!" cards for new parents.
What's the difference between a shitty (or a good) website that belongs to someoen else and one that belongs to yourself?
There's some kind of logical fallacy here, because your argument seems to boil down to:
- The rule against self linking is to avoid shitty posts.
- We still have shitty posts.
- Therefore, the rule must not be working.
posted by Rhomboid at 2:15 PM on December 5, 2008
It's the same reason that Hallmark doesn't sell any "look how ugly our baby is!" cards for new parents.
What's the difference between a shitty (or a good) website that belongs to someoen else and one that belongs to yourself?
There's some kind of logical fallacy here, because your argument seems to boil down to:
- The rule against self linking is to avoid shitty posts.
- We still have shitty posts.
- Therefore, the rule must not be working.
posted by Rhomboid at 2:15 PM on December 5, 2008
The answer should be obvious.
You must return to the 11th chamber and study more.
posted by fleacircus at 2:23 PM on December 5, 2008 [3 favorites]
You must return to the 11th chamber and study more.
posted by fleacircus at 2:23 PM on December 5, 2008 [3 favorites]
Aside from the intended reasons that mods have already gone into, I've observed an invaluable, perhaps unintended consequence of the no-self-linking rule. Having that one, single instant perma-ban rule-that-cannot-be-broken around here, and making that very clear to even the n00bs, means that anyone who breaks it was not respectful towards the site or the community, and didn't deserve to be here. It also means that those who obey the rule are here for the community itself. It's kind of like Van Halen's M&M clause - it's not because they like being pains in the ass, or just because they can, but because it's a clause buried deep in a long contract full of safety specifications, and if there aren't M&M's with the brown ones removed in their dressing room, they know that the venue didn't pay enough attention to the contract, and that the show might be dangerous. With no self-linking, it's not that there's an assumption that your personal project won't be of quality, but preventing self-links means that there's a community being fostered full of people who are cool with that rule, which rises the tone here above 99.9% of all other fora out there.
posted by Navelgazer at 2:29 PM on December 5, 2008 [20 favorites]
posted by Navelgazer at 2:29 PM on December 5, 2008 [20 favorites]
It's all about the number of eyes saved. Your crappy blog post will get maybe nine unique views (if you mom's email blast reaches all of your cousins who still have AOL accounts), whereas your crappy blog posted on MetaFilter will get over nine thousand unique views.
So, every time you don't self-link your crappy blog, 8,991 sets of eyes are spared the horror of reading about that one time your bus driver dropped his wallet and had to lean over to get it and when he did he drifted off the road and drove through a puddle and splashed that old lady walking down the sidewalk causing her to drop her handbag into the sewer grate.
posted by An Infinity Of Monkeys at 2:43 PM on December 5, 2008
So, every time you don't self-link your crappy blog, 8,991 sets of eyes are spared the horror of reading about that one time your bus driver dropped his wallet and had to lean over to get it and when he did he drifted off the road and drove through a puddle and splashed that old lady walking down the sidewalk causing her to drop her handbag into the sewer grate.
posted by An Infinity Of Monkeys at 2:43 PM on December 5, 2008
Rules is rules.
posted by Divine_Wino at 2:47 PM on December 5, 2008
posted by Divine_Wino at 2:47 PM on December 5, 2008
We don't really delete projects posts (except once in a really blue mon)
And when that happens, its a blue mon day. Which leads me to ask two questions:
How does it feel
To delete posts like you do
When you've laid your eyes upon them
And told us they are wrong?
I thought I was mistaken
I thought I read the FAQ
Tell me how do I post
Tell me now how do I post?
posted by googly at 2:52 PM on December 5, 2008 [5 favorites]
And when that happens, its a blue mon day. Which leads me to ask two questions:
How does it feel
To delete posts like you do
When you've laid your eyes upon them
And told us they are wrong?
I thought I was mistaken
I thought I read the FAQ
Tell me how do I post
Tell me now how do I post?
posted by googly at 2:52 PM on December 5, 2008 [5 favorites]
Having that one, single instant perma-ban rule-that-cannot-be-broken around here, and making that very clear to even the n00bs, means that anyone who breaks it was not respectful towards the site or the community, and didn't deserve to be here.
Beautifully put.
For an example of former users who were not respectful to the site and community, have a look at the history of MetaFilter's Givewell affair. Pay close attention to the tone of HK's response when confronted; that'll go a long way towards helping you understand why we don't like self-linkers here.
posted by jason's_planet at 2:54 PM on December 5, 2008
Beautifully put.
For an example of former users who were not respectful to the site and community, have a look at the history of MetaFilter's Givewell affair. Pay close attention to the tone of HK's response when confronted; that'll go a long way towards helping you understand why we don't like self-linkers here.
posted by jason's_planet at 2:54 PM on December 5, 2008
Having that one, single instant perma-ban rule-that-cannot-be-broken around here, and making that very clear to even the n00bs, means that anyone who breaks it was not respectful towards the site or the community, and didn't deserve to be here.
That's a good way to put it. It's sort of pesty generally playing cat and mouse with self-linkers. Now we have a checkbox that everyone has to click when they make their first post that says "I understand the rules and am not a spammer and am not linking to my own stuff" and when people complain to use that their post was deleted and they have been banned we'll often have to get to the "you clicked the fucking box, really how much more obvious does it have to be?" point with them. Wastes everyone's time. So if I had to sum it up in a nutshell
- we're happier with a crystal clear rule instead of a mushier one or one that requires judgment calls
- you are often not the best judge of your own stuff or your friends' stuff and we're okay occasionally missing out on your friend's awesome project in order to keep the site mostly spammer free
- self-linkers and SEO spammer are killing the web and we don't want them to play that shit here
- I know this seems a little odd.... but the site would be much much worse if this rule were not part of how we do business
And really even though this is a hard and fast rule we've seen the odd once-a-year exception where someone's co-worker's thing was so totally incredible that even though it doesnt pass the smell test, we'll leave it. Or I've seen us delete a post by someone truly clueless to the rule and we won't ban them we'll just keep an eye on them. I hate to even bring that up here but it's the reality of the system we've built.
posted by jessamyn (staff) at 3:03 PM on December 5, 2008 [1 favorite]
That's a good way to put it. It's sort of pesty generally playing cat and mouse with self-linkers. Now we have a checkbox that everyone has to click when they make their first post that says "I understand the rules and am not a spammer and am not linking to my own stuff" and when people complain to use that their post was deleted and they have been banned we'll often have to get to the "you clicked the fucking box, really how much more obvious does it have to be?" point with them. Wastes everyone's time. So if I had to sum it up in a nutshell
- we're happier with a crystal clear rule instead of a mushier one or one that requires judgment calls
- you are often not the best judge of your own stuff or your friends' stuff and we're okay occasionally missing out on your friend's awesome project in order to keep the site mostly spammer free
- self-linkers and SEO spammer are killing the web and we don't want them to play that shit here
- I know this seems a little odd.... but the site would be much much worse if this rule were not part of how we do business
And really even though this is a hard and fast rule we've seen the odd once-a-year exception where someone's co-worker's thing was so totally incredible that even though it doesnt pass the smell test, we'll leave it. Or I've seen us delete a post by someone truly clueless to the rule and we won't ban them we'll just keep an eye on them. I hate to even bring that up here but it's the reality of the system we've built.
posted by jessamyn (staff) at 3:03 PM on December 5, 2008 [1 favorite]
What's all this Blue Moon business?
I had a chemistry teacher my freshman year of college who collected covers of Blue Moon. He had something like sixty different versions, and he played them during labs. Extra jazzy Blue Moon, reggae Blue Moon, punk-pop Blue Moon, techno Blue Moon, ska Blue Moon...
It's a good thing I test well, because I did not get good scores on my lab reports that semester.
posted by Caduceus at 3:14 PM on December 5, 2008
I had a chemistry teacher my freshman year of college who collected covers of Blue Moon. He had something like sixty different versions, and he played them during labs. Extra jazzy Blue Moon, reggae Blue Moon, punk-pop Blue Moon, techno Blue Moon, ska Blue Moon...
It's a good thing I test well, because I did not get good scores on my lab reports that semester.
posted by Caduceus at 3:14 PM on December 5, 2008
Because it makes your mouse grow hair and your webcam go blind?
posted by BrotherCaine at 3:28 PM on December 5, 2008
posted by BrotherCaine at 3:28 PM on December 5, 2008
makes your mouse grow hair
Some Hungarians from 2005 called, and they want their idea back.
posted by CKmtl at 3:36 PM on December 5, 2008
Some Hungarians from 2005 called, and they want their idea back.
posted by CKmtl at 3:36 PM on December 5, 2008
Caduceus, that reminds me to link to my blog post about my friend who always sings blue moon except he fills in "who put the hurf in the hurf-de-durf-de-durf" into the lyrics and it's so funny and we all die laughing and roll around until our arms fall off until one day it just wasn't funny and now we use hurf de durf as a synonymn for a joke that has run its course yet we use anyway in an ironic sense because we're all post-post-post-ironic antihipsters who totally don't wear tight jeans and anyway only one of us has an iphone and he totally only got it so he could have the Metal Gear sound effects every time he turns the damn thing on which is all the fucking time because he's always showing off how awesome his fucking iphone is and we all just think he's a tool because he used to have the Transformers sound effect as the unlock sound but then he changed it and the new one isn't nearly as cool plus it leads to the inevitable train of that first friend saying "Snake!" whenever he unlocks it and then it degenerates into six hours of jokes about hiding in boxes and humping unconscious guards and that reminds me of when one of the Metal Gears came out yet another friend had some weird ass graphics card that came with 3D goggles and so we tried to play Metal Gear in 3D with the weird ass goggles but it didn't really work because DirectX or OpenGL or something got all confused between the intro and the game so you really only saw half of what was happening and it didn't improve the gamplay at all.
posted by Skorgu at 3:46 PM on December 5, 2008 [5 favorites]
posted by Skorgu at 3:46 PM on December 5, 2008 [5 favorites]
^-- And that, children, is why we don't allow self links.
posted by Skorgu at 3:47 PM on December 5, 2008
posted by Skorgu at 3:47 PM on December 5, 2008
DAMMIT!!!!
I have spent years here trying to build up some cred so I could eventually self-link to my sooper kool blog all about the musical score to Birds.
F'gettit.
posted by Fuzzy Skinner at 4:37 PM on December 5, 2008
I have spent years here trying to build up some cred so I could eventually self-link to my sooper kool blog all about the musical score to Birds.
F'gettit.
posted by Fuzzy Skinner at 4:37 PM on December 5, 2008
I posted a self link as a FPP once and got away with it!
posted by Mick at 4:47 PM on December 5, 2008
posted by Mick at 4:47 PM on December 5, 2008
That was like eight and a half years ago. We can ban you now if it would make you feel better.
posted by jessamyn (staff) at 4:55 PM on December 5, 2008 [3 favorites]
posted by jessamyn (staff) at 4:55 PM on December 5, 2008 [3 favorites]
Navelgazer writes "Wait - what? How the hell do people manage to abuse Music? I can't even imagine what the offense could be."
There are large classes of recordings that aren't acceptable. For example ambient recordings.
posted by Mitheral at 5:35 PM on December 5, 2008
There are large classes of recordings that aren't acceptable. For example ambient recordings.
posted by Mitheral at 5:35 PM on December 5, 2008
These are a few of the things not welcome on Metafilter.
posted by blue_beetle at 6:02 PM on December 5, 2008
Wait - what? How the hell do people manage to abuse Music?
By posting songs recorded in F minus.
posted by Devils Rancher at 6:43 PM on December 5, 2008
By posting songs recorded in F minus.
posted by Devils Rancher at 6:43 PM on December 5, 2008
Hang on - ambient music or ambient sound is not allowed? I loved the thunderstorm recording I got here!
AND no Hitler poems?!
posted by Pronoiac at 7:03 PM on December 5, 2008
AND no Hitler poems?!
posted by Pronoiac at 7:03 PM on December 5, 2008
You know what?
*clears throat*
That rhetorical
Question - who did some bad thing?
The answer: Hitler.
Yes, predictable.
It's kind of an in-joke here.
Also, tiresome.
"Run into the ground"
is five syllables, if that
helps anyone write one.
"Beating a dead horse"
Is also five. OMG
This is really dumb.
posted by Pronoiac at 7:18 PM on December 5, 2008 [3 favorites]
*clears throat*
That rhetorical
Question - who did some bad thing?
The answer: Hitler.
Yes, predictable.
It's kind of an in-joke here.
Also, tiresome.
"Run into the ground"
is five syllables, if that
helps anyone write one.
"Beating a dead horse"
Is also five. OMG
This is really dumb.
posted by Pronoiac at 7:18 PM on December 5, 2008 [3 favorites]
This is just to say
You know who else ate some plums?
Some fucking poet
posted by It's Raining Florence Henderson at 7:46 PM on December 5, 2008 [15 favorites]
You know who else ate some plums?
Some fucking poet
posted by It's Raining Florence Henderson at 7:46 PM on December 5, 2008 [15 favorites]
helps anyone write one.
Syllable count: wrong.
It offends the ear by one.
Christ, what an asshole.
posted by CKmtl at 7:49 PM on December 5, 2008
Syllable count: wrong.
It offends the ear by one.
Christ, what an asshole.
posted by CKmtl at 7:49 PM on December 5, 2008
Listened to Wagner:
Weltschmerz lebensraum schnell schnell.
Invade Poland.
posted by chinston at 9:38 PM on December 5, 2008
Weltschmerz lebensraum schnell schnell.
Invade Poland.
posted by chinston at 9:38 PM on December 5, 2008
My bad. Read "someone"
In place of "anyone," and
Then, invade Poland.
posted by Pronoiac at 11:25 PM on December 5, 2008
In place of "anyone," and
Then, invade Poland.
posted by Pronoiac at 11:25 PM on December 5, 2008
Hitler ate my plums,
Appreciate them? Hell no.
Worst. Roommate. Ever.
posted by Pronoiac at 11:32 PM on December 5, 2008 [2 favorites]
Appreciate them? Hell no.
Worst. Roommate. Ever.
posted by Pronoiac at 11:32 PM on December 5, 2008 [2 favorites]
Haiku Haiku Hai
Ku Haiku Haiku Haiku
Haiku Haiku ku
posted by Astro Zombie at 11:50 PM on December 5, 2008 [1 favorite]
Ku Haiku Haiku Haiku
Haiku Haiku ku
posted by Astro Zombie at 11:50 PM on December 5, 2008 [1 favorite]
The organization from which Jessamyn purchases her vowels, on an apparently fraudulent account, has finally caught up to her. They have intermittently suspended the letter "o" from her account.
Jessamyn, if I may address you personally, you are well-liked here in this online community. I know you are a proud person but everyone needs help sometimes even though it's difficult to ask.
As a bridge solution until Jessamyn gets much needed help I would like to ask whoever has her in the Secret Quonsar please buy her $10 worth of "o's".
posted by vapidave at 12:13 AM on December 6, 2008
Jessamyn, if I may address you personally, you are well-liked here in this online community. I know you are a proud person but everyone needs help sometimes even though it's difficult to ask.
As a bridge solution until Jessamyn gets much needed help I would like to ask whoever has her in the Secret Quonsar please buy her $10 worth of "o's".
posted by vapidave at 12:13 AM on December 6, 2008
I quite like haikus
Do you know who else likes them?
People who can count.
There once was a studious fellow
Who'd scream and then shout and then bellow
But only on-line
Because most of the time
He was timid and really quite yellow. (NOT-YELLOWIST!)
Metafilter: Hitler ate my plums!
(I don't need a gun because the extra teeth in my profile picture are actually cunningly disguised cyanide capsules).
Oh shit, wrong thread. um.. lolol kthxerggggg
posted by h00py at 12:23 AM on December 6, 2008 [3 favorites]
Do you know who else likes them?
People who can count.
There once was a studious fellow
Who'd scream and then shout and then bellow
But only on-line
Because most of the time
He was timid and really quite yellow. (NOT-YELLOWIST!)
Metafilter: Hitler ate my plums!
(I don't need a gun because the extra teeth in my profile picture are actually cunningly disguised cyanide capsules).
Oh shit, wrong thread. um.. lolol kthxerggggg
posted by h00py at 12:23 AM on December 6, 2008 [3 favorites]
Are the haiku played
Out yet? I'd hate to get in
On this thing too late.
posted by Caduceus at 1:12 AM on December 6, 2008
Out yet? I'd hate to get in
On this thing too late.
posted by Caduceus at 1:12 AM on December 6, 2008
The Blue Mon? Isn't that just a trio of mute Jamaican performers who present themselves in blue grease paint over latex bald caps and black clothing while playing a mixture of idiosyncratic instruments?
Surely they're a blue-painted female equivalent to Puppetry of the Penis.
posted by PeterMcDermott at 4:00 AM on December 6, 2008
Surely they're a blue-painted female equivalent to Puppetry of the Penis.
posted by PeterMcDermott at 4:00 AM on December 6, 2008
Bom ba ba bom ba bom ba bom bom ba ba bom ba ba bom ba ba dang a dang dang,
Ba ba ding a dong ding,
Blue mon
posted by PeterMcDermott at 4:05 AM on December 6, 2008
Ba ba ding a dong ding,
Blue mon
posted by PeterMcDermott at 4:05 AM on December 6, 2008
There once was a man
From eastern Massachusetts
Who did some rude things
posted by Sys Rq at 8:17 AM on December 6, 2008 [1 favorite]
From eastern Massachusetts
Who did some rude things
posted by Sys Rq at 8:17 AM on December 6, 2008 [1 favorite]
You saw me standing
Alone. Without. You know who
else hit it? Hitler.
posted by box at 8:23 AM on December 6, 2008 [1 favorite]
Alone. Without. You know who
else hit it? Hitler.
posted by box at 8:23 AM on December 6, 2008 [1 favorite]
Good thing the Cooter Clock is dead.
posted by cjorgensen at 10:26 AM on December 6, 2008
posted by cjorgensen at 10:26 AM on December 6, 2008
Hey, ring de alarm!
Hey, whoah! ring de alarm!
another post is dying. Whoah!
Hey, ring de alarm!
a self-link is dying. Whoah!
Hey, ring de alarm!
Tee tar toe, delete'em all in a row.
Donkey waan water but dem hol' im trough
tee tar toe, delete'em all in a row.
Dark haas waan water but, hol' im trough.
posted by UbuRoivas at 12:02 PM on December 6, 2008
Hey, whoah! ring de alarm!
another post is dying. Whoah!
Hey, ring de alarm!
a self-link is dying. Whoah!
Hey, ring de alarm!
Tee tar toe, delete'em all in a row.
Donkey waan water but dem hol' im trough
tee tar toe, delete'em all in a row.
Dark haas waan water but, hol' im trough.
posted by UbuRoivas at 12:02 PM on December 6, 2008
*clears throat* What is the exact reason why self-linking is metafilter's #1 sin?
Three words: overrun with spam.
posted by Ironmouth at 4:24 PM on December 6, 2008
Three words: overrun with spam.
posted by Ironmouth at 4:24 PM on December 6, 2008
how many youtube videos have you seen that clearly only the author thought were cool?
posted by krautland at 6:47 AM on December 7, 2008
posted by krautland at 6:47 AM on December 7, 2008
Very few 'cause they are almost always mystery meat too.
posted by Mitheral at 10:16 AM on December 7, 2008
posted by Mitheral at 10:16 AM on December 7, 2008
Now, really, who thinks mystery-meatlinks sound appetizing?
Pretty much sums it up.
posted by defenestration at 8:39 PM on December 7, 2008
Pretty much sums it up.
posted by defenestration at 8:39 PM on December 7, 2008
That made no sense, but self-linking still is not cool.
posted by defenestration at 8:41 PM on December 7, 2008
posted by defenestration at 8:41 PM on December 7, 2008
O weep ye soft for the puir wee self-link,
An' rattle ye drums for its bann'd posting kin
Struck doon by sich names what has fill'd us with terror:
Mathowie, cortex and me bonie Jessamyn.
posted by Spatch at 7:42 AM on December 8, 2008 [2 favorites]
An' rattle ye drums for its bann'd posting kin
Struck doon by sich names what has fill'd us with terror:
Mathowie, cortex and me bonie Jessamyn.
posted by Spatch at 7:42 AM on December 8, 2008 [2 favorites]
You are not logged in, either login or create an account to post comments
Also, there's a clear benefit to posting your own website over any other, especially if it's funded by ad revenue or sales.
posted by Orange Pamplemousse at 12:57 PM on December 5, 2008 [2 favorites]