SearchFu: guy flies into a pool.

September 24, 2009 10:21 AM

There was a recent post of a video where a guy slides down the side of a hill, launches off a ramp & lands in a pool. I'm usually pretty good at this but my search-fu is failing me & I can't find it. Help?
posted by scalefree to MetaFilter-related at 10:21 AM (32 comments total)

It was deleted: http://www.metafilter.com/83946/Bruno-Kammerls-Punktlandung
posted by Combustible Edison Lighthouse at 10:27 AM on September 24 [1 favorite]

That's why I couldn't find it. Thanks!
posted by scalefree at 10:28 AM on September 24

I'm glad you're able to see that ad again.
posted by Liver at 11:15 AM on September 24

i want to buy . . . that thing that this viral ad wants me to buy. what was it again?
posted by Think_Long at 11:22 AM on September 24

what was it again?

Gantt chart masturbation.
posted by Burhanistan at 11:28 AM on September 24

You've been a naughty Gantt chart...
posted by Pronoiac at 11:37 AM on September 24 [2 favorites]

Alternatively:

"That's just not a unrealistic schedule. There's not nearly enough time for foreplay."
posted by Pronoiac at 11:57 AM on September 24

I'm glad you're able to see that ad again.

Some friends were sharing it on Facebook, it was the debunking I was looking for. Never assume.
posted by scalefree at 12:08 PM on September 24

"Never assume."

Because that makes an ass out of Uma Thurman.

And she hates that.
posted by mr_crash_davis mark II: Jazz Odyssey at 12:45 PM on September 24 [1 favorite]

http://gizmodo.com/5334972/this-is-not-how-you-sell-laptops
posted by jefficator at 12:49 PM on September 24

I'm glad you're able to see that ad again.
posted by Liver at 11:15 AM on September 24 [+] [!]

Guess what! You're an asshole. Oh yes, I'm afraid it's trueeee. Yes, you're an asshole! Don't be so blueeeee. You're an asshole.

Ass.
posted by kbanas at 1:37 PM on September 24

Easy there. You're not going to get anywhere with those pretty Gantt charts with that attitude.
posted by Burhanistan at 1:51 PM on September 24

"Oh man, those Gantt charts are stacked!"
posted by Pronoiac at 4:03 PM on September 24

"I like my Gantt charts like I like my women: quick & dirty."
posted by Pronoiac at 4:07 PM on September 24

"I'd dynamically update that Gantt chart, IYKWIM."
posted by Pronoiac at 4:10 PM on September 24

Asshole? Yeah. I'm pretty sure I'm an asshole to snark here. I'm guilty but... I know it.

I mean, you're guilty, and you don't know it. So... who's really the asshole?













That's right. Christ.
posted by Liver at 4:14 PM on September 24

If we're all done being assholes, I believe someone brought pie.
posted by cortex at 4:16 PM on September 24

Asshole pie?
posted by mr_crash_davis mark II: Jazz Odyssey at 5:57 PM on September 24 [1 favorite]

PIE, ASSHOLE!!!!!!!!!1
posted by BigVACub at 6:02 PM on September 24

*SNIIIIIFFFFFFS*

Mmm! Mom's asshole pie!
posted by Ambrosia Voyeur at 6:27 PM on September 24 [3 favorites]

Mmm! Mom's asshole pie!

Oh man, Oedipus is gonna be pissed that he missed this.
posted by djgh at 7:19 PM on September 24 [2 favorites]

try pie, try
posted by aubilenon at 7:31 PM on September 24

Certain words should really not be assembled in certain sequences.
posted by Burhanistan at 7:31 PM on September 24

Y'all should shut your pieholes is what.
posted by rtha at 7:35 PM on September 24

The secret to Mom's asshole pie is the light, flaky crust.




Jesus, I need brain bleach now.
posted by mr_crash_davis mark II: Jazz Odyssey at 7:52 PM on September 24 [5 favorites]

I'm going to beat the ever living pie out of all of you.
posted by Burhanistan at 7:53 PM on September 24

i prefer mine manhattan style
posted by pyramid termite at 9:33 PM on September 24 [1 favorite]

Stop the Assholatry!
posted by not_on_display at 9:58 PM on September 24

Here's another windows 7 video.
posted by empath at 10:23 PM on September 24 [1 favorite]

Here's another windows 7 video.

it's not hardware, it's not software, it's tupperware
posted by pyramid termite at 10:38 PM on September 24

You know, when I was just a little puck growing up in Quebec, we used to have a meat pie, called tortierre, that tasted like ass. They always claimed it was made with finest ground chuck, but now, but now...
posted by From Bklyn at 11:55 PM on September 24

DJ Gant(t) Man
posted by orville sash at 7:03 AM on September 25