A chip off the old... dirt? November 11, 2011 7:16 AM   Subscribe

Congratulations to dirtdirt & his wife on the birth of their second son, Elliott, earlier this week!

Now let us all ask for clamor for photos.
posted by questionsandanchors to MetaFilter-Related at 7:16 AM (45 comments total) 2 users marked this as a favorite

"griphus" is a beautiful name for a boy or a girl.

(Congratulations, y'all.)
posted by griphus at 7:17 AM on November 11, 2011 [1 favorite]


I ask for clamor for photos!
posted by Rock Steady at 7:20 AM on November 11, 2011


Congrats and welcome to Elliott!

(insert ET joke here)
posted by arcticseal at 7:20 AM on November 11, 2011


I don't really know what that is, though.
posted by Rock Steady at 7:20 AM on November 11, 2011


I ask for clams, or for photos.
posted by Faint of Butt at 7:22 AM on November 11, 2011


Oh, and congratulations, indeed!
posted by Rock Steady at 7:25 AM on November 11, 2011


Elliott's a beautiful name. Congratulations, dirtdirt and family!! Photos are absolutely necessary. I hope everything's going swimmingly.

I don't want to hijack, but congratulations should also go out to Effigy2000 and his wife who just had a baby boy as well! They seem to be going through a bit of a roller coaster, so send them good vibes in addition to congratulations.
posted by lilac girl at 7:35 AM on November 11, 2011 [4 favorites]


Congrats!
posted by ThePinkSuperhero at 7:37 AM on November 11, 2011


Woo! Congratulations to dirtdirt and effigy2000. :)
posted by zarq at 7:38 AM on November 11, 2011 [1 favorite]


Oh, I have not had enough coffee... But yes, clams OR photos would be sufficient. Also, congratulations to effigy2000, and good thoughts.
posted by questionsandanchors at 7:47 AM on November 11, 2011


griphus: "griphus" is a beautiful name for a boy or a girl.

A boy and/or a girl. Let's not limit our choices here.

Congrats to dirtdirt and his one true spouse!

Kári reads like female name in some cultures but it's also the name of a viking in one of the sagas who went on a crazy revenge quest all over Europe and killed everyone. In case you want a name that can transcend the gender divide like a goddamn colossus with a battle motherfucking axe.
posted by Kattullus at 7:50 AM on November 11, 2011 [5 favorites]


Congrats!

Pics Link Requested!
posted by lampshade at 7:51 AM on November 11, 2011


Yay babby! Yes to pictures!
posted by TooFewShoes at 8:00 AM on November 11, 2011


Congrats to both dirtdirt and effigy2000!
posted by immlass at 8:49 AM on November 11, 2011 [1 favorite]


Wow, I know another Elliott born this week. Clearly, great minds name babies alike.

Mega congrats!!
posted by sonika at 8:49 AM on November 11, 2011


Welcome little MeFites (MeFlittles? MeMites?)! And congratulations to their mums and dads!
posted by angiep at 9:26 AM on November 11, 2011


How is babby picture formed?

(congrats!!)
posted by cooker girl at 9:37 AM on November 11, 2011


WE ARE MULTIPLYING!
posted by ColdChef at 10:08 AM on November 11, 2011 [2 favorites]


Wow, congratulations!
posted by bettafish at 10:12 AM on November 11, 2011


WE ARE MULTIPLYING!

I can assure you that the mods have some very complicated graphs and charts meant to have meetups at just the right time to breed MeFites and through the generations come up with the ubermefite who will lead us to victory over the forces of Reddit.
posted by griphus at 10:25 AM on November 11, 2011 [3 favorites]


Congratulations!
posted by doyouknowwhoIam? at 10:34 AM on November 11, 2011


Congratulations, new parents! And youngest members of Metafilter!

When they grow up, we will have to introduce Elliott to Effigy2000 Jr. (Effigy2011?), so they will become best friends, and meet pretty girls (or attractive young men) together and go on dates and rescue each other from embarrassing scrapes and get into bar fights defending their school/family/girlfriends' honors and generally excelling in Fine Young Men shenanigans.

Until they eventually have a falling-out and one becomes the other's arch-nemesis, of course, but I wouldn't worry because that's years away yet!
posted by misha at 1:03 PM on November 11, 2011 [2 favorites]


I read zarq's comment in a hurry and thought dirtdirt was married to Effigy2000 and got really confuesd for a while.

Congratulations to both families! Welcome to the MeFi family, Elliott and Effigy Jr.

Kattullus pretty much has the coolest name ever.
posted by Phire at 1:43 PM on November 11, 2011 [2 favorites]


pix or it didn't happen! get clamouring!
posted by UbuRoivas at 1:54 PM on November 11, 2011


I've had a very, very rough week, and I NEED babby pictures! Now! Lots an' lots of lil' babby MeMite pics! (thanks, angiep: MeMite? that's PERFECT!)
posted by easily confused at 2:11 PM on November 11, 2011


I've had a very, very rough week, and I NEED babby pictures!

I can oblige, I had my baby, Santiago Andrés, almost weeks ago!

Congratulations to dirtdirt and effigy2000!
posted by DrGirlfriend at 4:56 PM on November 11, 2011 [3 favorites]


Yay babies!
posted by gomichild at 5:01 PM on November 11, 2011 [1 favorite]


"almost weeks ago!" = 3 weeks ago. heh.
posted by DrGirlfriend at 5:02 PM on November 11, 2011


Dr. Girlfriend - your son is gorgeous and has great taste in towels!
posted by sonika at 5:05 PM on November 11, 2011 [1 favorite]


Yay for new babbys Elliott and Edison!

Awesome names, btw.
posted by deborah at 6:16 PM on November 11, 2011 [1 favorite]


Team Austin proliferates! What's Elliott's user number?
posted by Devils Rancher at 6:30 PM on November 11, 2011


Thanks for the congratulations and well wishes everyone.

Edison is doing better now. He's still in ICU but the infection is gone and it seems the jaundice will be completely gone soon. Obviously the heart issue is still around but its something that can and will be fixed.

Since people have asked for pictures; here he is on Day One of his life, and here he is from just a couple of hours ago.
posted by Effigy2000 at 4:00 AM on November 12, 2011 [4 favorites]


Oh, and congrats to dirtdirt, DrGirlfriend, and anyone else who has had a baby recently but hasn't had the official MeTa callout yet!
posted by Effigy2000 at 4:07 AM on November 12, 2011


YAY babies!!!
posted by IndigoRain at 6:01 AM on November 12, 2011


oooh, Effigy2000, that 'thinker' shot is great! Many congrats to you and Mrs. Effigy!
posted by easily confused at 6:55 AM on November 12, 2011


Oh boy, Effigy, looking at those photos one can already tell that you've got a handful on your hands. Mr. Attitude is already in residence!
posted by deborah at 2:39 PM on November 12, 2011


Hey! Wow! That's MY clam!

I'd have been on this like stink on rice if I had been closer to my right mind, but I am operating well below normal tolerances due to a couple of extra basically sleepless nights in the hospital. Elliott was a bit early at 35 weeks (but big! 7lb5!), so had to pass a few oddball tests and clear some jaundice - all precautionary and no big deal, but still fairly trying. I can't comprehend what even a little big deal would feel like - Effigy2000 congratulations, and you are in my thoughts.

And, also, congratulations to Dr. Girlfriend!

But yeah! Thanks! Here are a few pictures! posted by dirtdirt at 6:54 AM on November 13, 2011 [2 favorites]


I'd like to add one comma and subtract several exclamation points please.
posted by dirtdirt at 6:58 AM on November 13, 2011


here he is from just a couple of hours ago.

Ha! That is one heckuva "banhamer" look! Bravo.
posted by lampshade at 8:58 AM on November 14, 2011


Dirtdirt, that picture (and caption) of Milo is hilarious and he is now my new favourite child-of-someone-on-the-internet-I-barely-know.

(Sorry, offsprings of ColdChef and zarq...)
posted by Phire at 10:32 AM on November 14, 2011 [1 favorite]


Sorry, offsprings of ColdChef and zarq...

What, my sprog didn't even make the shortlist? *cries*
posted by sonika at 4:29 PM on November 14, 2011


(Sorry, offsprings of ColdChef and zarq...)

You're dead to me. And not in the good way.
posted by ColdChef at 5:02 PM on November 14, 2011


Also, be careful. My girls are vindictive and mean and they'll revenge any slight.
posted by ColdChef at 5:04 PM on November 14, 2011 [1 favorite]


What, my sprog didn't even make the shortlist? *cries*

Sonika, we were heretofore insufficiently acquainted with Mr. Sprog, and more pictoral evidence is required to make a proper assessment of his qualificaitons for the shortlist. Please forward these at your earliest convenience, along with a $20 non-refundable processing fee. If you would like to retain the originals, please include a self-addressed envelope. We thank you for your participation.
posted by Phire at 6:26 AM on November 15, 2011


Mr. Sprog has his own blorg. For specific episodes in Sproggery, see 8 month re-cap, sittin' in some leaves, drooly passport photos, and baby in a dinosaur costume.
posted by sonika at 8:12 AM on November 15, 2011 [1 favorite]


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