A tiny General Systems Vehicle appears! July 19, 2016 7:04 PM   Subscribe

Colossal congratulations to EndsOfInvention and his wife who had a baby around midnight, GMT! Seeing as he is an all-around good guy and excellent dad, this shiny new unit has excellent general prospects.

Now I must beseech you: Welcome him, MetaFilter!
posted by ignignokt to MetaFilter-Related at 7:04 PM (42 comments total) 10 users marked this as a favorite

Aw, congrats!
posted by cortex (staff) at 7:05 PM on July 19, 2016 [1 favorite]


Yay, welcome baby Invention!
posted by LobsterMitten (staff) at 7:14 PM on July 19, 2016 [2 favorites]


Yay! A cluster of minifites - congratulations to this newest addition!
posted by ChuraChura at 7:25 PM on July 19, 2016 [1 favorite]


Another BabyFi?!? My goodness, it's certainly a banner season for babies around here! He looks like a superior invention, too --- congrats to the new family!
posted by easily confused at 7:27 PM on July 19, 2016 [2 favorites]


Congrats, sir, excellent work.
posted by jonmc at 7:34 PM on July 19, 2016 [1 favorite]


Thanks guys. I made sure to prime him from birth.
posted by EndsOfInvention at 7:37 PM on July 19, 2016 [13 favorites]


I, for one, welcome our new mefi babby overlords.
posted by phunniemee at 8:12 PM on July 19, 2016 [1 favorite]


Congratulations! Yay lovely mefi babby!
posted by mygothlaundry at 8:32 PM on July 19, 2016 [1 favorite]


With those chubby cheeks I'm going to have to eat your baby!

Nom nom nom
posted by Eyebrows McGee (staff) at 8:35 PM on July 19, 2016 [4 favorites]


Congratulations! Welcome to the world, LSV Eats, Sleeps And Poops.
posted by Johnny Wallflower at 8:51 PM on July 19, 2016 [10 favorites]


Congratulations!
posted by Dip Flash at 9:08 PM on July 19, 2016 [1 favorite]


Do the hospitals provide bread based on how involved/energetic the labour was? "That one's a three-slicer! Get those glycogen stores back up!" Anyway, a baby!
posted by turbid dahlia at 9:49 PM on July 19, 2016 [1 favorite]


Congratulations!
posted by ellieBOA at 10:06 PM on July 19, 2016 [1 favorite]


Congratulations!
posted by It's Raining Florence Henderson at 10:06 PM on July 19, 2016 [1 favorite]


:-) High fives!
posted by Annika Cicada at 10:16 PM on July 19, 2016 [1 favorite]


What a cutie! I love that the 2nd thing he saw after Dad's face was Dad's Metafilter shirt. Welcome to the world, young Mefian!
posted by Lynsey at 10:28 PM on July 19, 2016 [1 favorite]


Ahhh, such the hair! Many congratulations to you on this new addition to the family.
posted by Miss Scarlet with the Candlestick in the Lounge at 10:29 PM on July 19, 2016 [1 favorite]


That is indeed a shiny new unit! Congratulations! Enjoy the baby show, it's the best show you'll ever see.
posted by Kattullus at 12:02 AM on July 20, 2016 [1 favorite]


Congratulations! And welcome to our newest n00b. Enjoy all the baby cuddles for they are the best cuddles.
posted by billiebee at 12:16 AM on July 20, 2016 [1 favorite]


Congratulations!
posted by the quidnunc kid at 12:26 AM on July 20, 2016 [1 favorite]


Surely, MeFi babygros to be available soon. Surely.
posted by greenish at 2:57 AM on July 20, 2016 [2 favorites]


Do the hospitals provide bread based on how involved/energetic the labour was? "That one's a three-slicer! Get those glycogen stores back up!" Anyway, a baby!

Good old NHS tea & toast!
posted by EndsOfInvention at 3:11 AM on July 20, 2016 [1 favorite]


That's some real good inventin'! Congratulations, and remember the bread is not for making your baby into a sandwich.
posted by Metroid Baby at 3:41 AM on July 20, 2016 [2 favorites]


Fabulous! Congrats!
posted by OmieWise at 4:16 AM on July 20, 2016 [1 favorite]


Oooooh, that hair! Congratulations!
posted by MonkeyToes at 5:08 AM on July 20, 2016 [1 favorite]


Congrats!
posted by Rustic Etruscan at 6:31 AM on July 20, 2016 [1 favorite]


Hello, baby. Welcome to Earth. It's hot in the summer and cold in the winter. It's round and wet and crowded. At the outside, you've got about a hundred years here. There's only one rule that I know of, baby—God damn it, you've got to be kind.

Current MeFi Baby Count: 30 31.
posted by zamboni at 6:42 AM on July 20, 2016 [9 favorites]


May Fjorgyn bestow all her blessings upon your new offspring, Ends!
posted by prize bull octorok at 11:55 AM on July 20, 2016 [1 favorite]


Congrats!
posted by Michele in California at 1:03 PM on July 20, 2016 [1 favorite]


Oh my gosh wow yay! Congratulations and very best wishes to all of you! What a handsome fellow! Hooray!
posted by Mrs. Pterodactyl at 3:22 PM on July 20, 2016 [1 favorite]


Woohoo! Congrats!
posted by Stynxno at 4:03 PM on July 20, 2016 [1 favorite]


Thanks guys. I made sure to prime him from birth.

We'll be your online fur-coated wire mommy, little baby. Come, cuddly up to the blue glow. Welcome.
posted by maryr at 4:42 PM on July 20, 2016 [5 favorites]


Congrats! :)
posted by Fizz at 7:30 AM on July 21, 2016 [1 favorite]


MetaFilter: Your Online Fur-Coated Wire Mommy
posted by EndsOfInvention at 8:23 AM on July 21, 2016 [3 favorites]


Yay baby! Congrats!
posted by IndigoRain at 10:01 AM on July 21, 2016 [1 favorite]


Congrats!
posted by Fig at 10:16 AM on July 21, 2016 [1 favorite]


hooray for babies!
posted by Going To Maine at 11:22 AM on July 21, 2016 [1 favorite]


Congrats!
posted by needlegrrl at 11:38 AM on July 21, 2016 [1 favorite]


Congratulations!
posted by fraula at 2:47 AM on July 22, 2016 [1 favorite]


Congratulations!
posted by RedOrGreen at 10:27 AM on July 22, 2016 [1 favorite]


another mind for infinite fun space!
posted by Another Fine Product From The Nonsense Factory at 12:07 PM on July 25, 2016 [2 favorites]


Congratulations!
posted by EvaDestruction at 4:46 AM on July 27, 2016 [1 favorite]


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