#2 is #1! January 19, 2007 7:56 PM   Subscribe

I like to poo ?
posted by mr_crash_davis to Etiquette/Policy at 7:56 PM (50 comments total)

You beat me to it, crash.
posted by yhbc at 7:58 PM on January 19, 2007


Another thread-shitter.
posted by Blazecock Pileon at 7:59 PM on January 19, 2007


He's not afraid to tell the world he likes releasing the scat. Noble savage, that one.
posted by Burhanistan at 8:00 PM on January 19, 2007


You know what? I like to poo to.

Pooing is great.
posted by cortex at 8:01 PM on January 19, 2007


But, looking at his posting history, I wouldn't be surprised if a seven year old hijacked his computer and announced all that.
posted by Burhanistan at 8:01 PM on January 19, 2007


Tom Ragle
9/20/2001–1/19/2007
HE LIKED TO POO

posted by cortex at 8:02 PM on January 19, 2007 [2 favorites]


1) He's left himself logged in on a shared computer.

2) He's on acid/been kicked in the head by a mule.

3) "Ricky Roma: You ever take a dump made you feel like you'd just slept for twelve hours? "

What are the odds?
posted by Divine_Wino at 8:03 PM on January 19, 2007


Ah, if only more people could be deserving of such an epitaph.
posted by Burhanistan at 8:04 PM on January 19, 2007


Hey! Someone cleaned up the poo!
posted by Burhanistan at 8:05 PM on January 19, 2007


I blocked the account temporarily and removed the asinine comments. swift, if you read this, email me and let me know what's up, yo?
posted by jessamyn (staff) at 8:08 PM on January 19, 2007


I knew I should have just started a MeTa thread, like crash did, instead of responding in one of the threads. Now my initial call-out is lost, lost in the ether.

Poo.
posted by yhbc at 8:09 PM on January 19, 2007


Isn't the verb "poop", and "poo" the name of the stuff?
posted by qvantamon at 8:17 PM on January 19, 2007


WE LIKES TO POOOOO
'CAUSE IT IS GOOOOOOD FOR USSSS
posted by loquacious at 8:20 PM on January 19, 2007


The verb and the noun are the same. Just like shit.
At least where I come from.
posted by chococat at 8:20 PM on January 19, 2007


Aw, I missed it. I need to pay more attention to metafilter.
posted by interrobang at 8:21 PM on January 19, 2007


I saw all three, then was puzzled after looking at his post history. I had the same thought as Burhanistan that perhaps his laptop got stolen or his punk-ass younger brother found his password.
posted by Devils Rancher at 8:24 PM on January 19, 2007


So, uh... I guess the only thing left to do is to wild out like a bunch of hyenas then?
posted by Divine_Wino at 8:25 PM on January 19, 2007


Shush, you. Do you have any idea how much concentration it takes to crack open a rib and lick out the marrow while you're laughing?
posted by loquacious at 8:33 PM on January 19, 2007 [1 favorite]


I have nothing but respect for hyenas. I would never insult anything that was willing to trot sixteen miles across the desert while carrying the shit-smeared decomposing torso of something a vulture didn't want in its mouth.

I guess that's the same reason I have so much respect for Arsenio Hall.
posted by Divine_Wino at 8:40 PM on January 19, 2007 [2 favorites]


poo
posted by Rhomboid at 8:52 PM on January 19, 2007


No comprendo.
posted by !Jim at 9:25 PM on January 19, 2007


"Isn't the verb 'poop', and 'poo' the name of the stuff?"

Where I come from "poop" is used for both. But the past participle is "shitted".
posted by davy at 9:42 PM on January 19, 2007


Shat.
posted by loquacious at 9:45 PM on January 19, 2007


poop-ed.
posted by Blazecock Pileon at 9:47 PM on January 19, 2007


By the way, I like to poop, myself.
posted by davy at 9:51 PM on January 19, 2007


That must be one busy mule.
posted by dilettante at 10:04 PM on January 19, 2007


"You ever take a dump made you feel like you'd just slept for twelve hours?"

I'll answer in the affirmative, but if I describe the substance my SO will beat me (again).
posted by davy at 10:15 PM on January 19, 2007


i for one, agreed with him.
posted by nola at 10:24 PM on January 19, 2007


MetaTalk: Where MeFites like to poop.
posted by Effigy2000 at 10:46 PM on January 19, 2007


By the way, I like to poop, myself.

It's funny how a comma makes all the difference between assent and a non sequitor.
posted by Blazecock Pileon at 10:48 PM on January 19, 2007 [1 favorite]


Lets all just have one in the morning shall we? And see what this fellow says. Unless you people like pooping at night? (shudder)
posted by Iron Rat at 10:51 PM on January 19, 2007


You poop in the morning? WHAT IN THE HELL'S WRONG WITH YOU!?
posted by loquacious at 11:15 PM on January 19, 2007


The POLITE thing to say is "Number Two"... What's WRONG with you people!?!
posted by amyms at 11:31 PM on January 19, 2007


Are you calling Jessamyn poop!? WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU!?!
posted by loquacious at 11:36 PM on January 19, 2007


No, No, No... Not "Number Two" in the "Metafilter's second administrator" type of way... I meant "Number Two" in the "bathroom euphemisms" sort of way...

Those were summary quotes, dammit! Don't twist my words!
posted by amyms at 11:52 PM on January 19, 2007


No, No, No... Not "Number Two" in the "Metafilter's second administrator" type of way... I meant "Number Two" in the "bathroom euphemisms" sort of way...

Those were summary quotes, dammit! Don't twist my words!


No, No way, No way... Not "Number Two" of "Metafilter's second administrator" in the "bathroom euphemisms" quotes, dammit! I meant "Number Two" in the sort... type of... Those were summary!

Don't twist my words!

But I'm so good at it. Usually.
posted by loquacious at 11:59 PM on January 19, 2007


Yes, I can see that you're good at it, but I'm satisified that I defended myself adequately. (this time, thankgawd)

*hands loquacious a laxative*
posted by amyms at 12:03 AM on January 20, 2007


People who fling poo don't know squat.
posted by weapons-grade pandemonium at 8:16 AM on January 20, 2007


Then he peaced.
posted by ClanvidHorse at 8:49 AM on January 20, 2007


Frankly, my dear, I give a shit.
posted by weapons-grade pandemonium at 9:32 AM on January 20, 2007


Most dreams are your brain taking its own kind of poop to rid itself of unnecessary impressions from the previous day.
posted by Burhanistan at 11:10 AM on January 20, 2007


swift, if you read this, email me and let me know what's up, yo?

As soon as he gets of the toilet.
posted by jonmc at 12:00 PM on January 20, 2007


Gets out? You must not have wireless at your house.
posted by Burhanistan at 12:52 PM on January 20, 2007


We do. But I try not to comment on the shitter. All the grunts and sighs can mess up good writing, I've found.
posted by jonmc at 12:59 PM on January 20, 2007




what's up with effigy's gold star?
posted by empath at 1:46 PM on January 20, 2007


He won the December Metafilter contest for "stinkiest poo." But we're all winners, really.
posted by Kwine at 1:49 PM on January 20, 2007


I thought the December MetaFilter prize was a drinkbox full of Wii.
posted by Smart Dalek at 4:22 PM on January 20, 2007 [1 favorite]


People who fling poo don't know squat.

But they do know scat.
posted by Tuwa at 5:00 PM on January 20, 2007


I thought the December MetaFilter prize was a drinkbox full of Wii.

Yeah, that was prize #1. You should have seen the runner ups face when they received #2 as their prize.
posted by IronLizard at 7:37 PM on January 20, 2007


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