#2 is #1! January 19, 2007 7:56 PM Subscribe
Another thread-shitter.
posted by Blazecock Pileon at 7:59 PM on January 19, 2007
posted by Blazecock Pileon at 7:59 PM on January 19, 2007
9/20/2001–1/19/2007
HE LIKED TO POO
posted by cortex at 8:02 PM on January 19, 2007 [2 favorites]
1) He's left himself logged in on a shared computer.
2) He's on acid/been kicked in the head by a mule.
3) "Ricky Roma: You ever take a dump made you feel like you'd just slept for twelve hours? "
What are the odds?
posted by Divine_Wino at 8:03 PM on January 19, 2007
2) He's on acid/been kicked in the head by a mule.
3) "Ricky Roma: You ever take a dump made you feel like you'd just slept for twelve hours? "
What are the odds?
posted by Divine_Wino at 8:03 PM on January 19, 2007
I blocked the account temporarily and removed the asinine comments. swift, if you read this, email me and let me know what's up, yo?
posted by jessamyn (staff) at 8:08 PM on January 19, 2007
posted by jessamyn (staff) at 8:08 PM on January 19, 2007
I knew I should have just started a MeTa thread, like crash did, instead of responding in one of the threads. Now my initial call-out is lost, lost in the ether.
Poo.
posted by yhbc at 8:09 PM on January 19, 2007
Poo.
posted by yhbc at 8:09 PM on January 19, 2007
Isn't the verb "poop", and "poo" the name of the stuff?
posted by qvantamon at 8:17 PM on January 19, 2007
posted by qvantamon at 8:17 PM on January 19, 2007
WE LIKES TO POOOOO
'CAUSE IT IS GOOOOOOD FOR USSSS
posted by loquacious at 8:20 PM on January 19, 2007
'CAUSE IT IS GOOOOOOD FOR USSSS
posted by loquacious at 8:20 PM on January 19, 2007
The verb and the noun are the same. Just like shit.
At least where I come from.
posted by chococat at 8:20 PM on January 19, 2007
At least where I come from.
posted by chococat at 8:20 PM on January 19, 2007
Aw, I missed it. I need to pay more attention to metafilter.
posted by interrobang at 8:21 PM on January 19, 2007
posted by interrobang at 8:21 PM on January 19, 2007
I saw all three, then was puzzled after looking at his post history. I had the same thought as Burhanistan that perhaps his laptop got stolen or his punk-ass younger brother found his password.
posted by Devils Rancher at 8:24 PM on January 19, 2007
posted by Devils Rancher at 8:24 PM on January 19, 2007
So, uh... I guess the only thing left to do is to wild out like a bunch of hyenas then?
posted by Divine_Wino at 8:25 PM on January 19, 2007
posted by Divine_Wino at 8:25 PM on January 19, 2007
Shush, you. Do you have any idea how much concentration it takes to crack open a rib and lick out the marrow while you're laughing?
posted by loquacious at 8:33 PM on January 19, 2007 [1 favorite]
posted by loquacious at 8:33 PM on January 19, 2007 [1 favorite]
I have nothing but respect for hyenas. I would never insult anything that was willing to trot sixteen miles across the desert while carrying the shit-smeared decomposing torso of something a vulture didn't want in its mouth.
I guess that's the same reason I have so much respect for Arsenio Hall.
posted by Divine_Wino at 8:40 PM on January 19, 2007 [2 favorites]
I guess that's the same reason I have so much respect for Arsenio Hall.
posted by Divine_Wino at 8:40 PM on January 19, 2007 [2 favorites]
"Isn't the verb 'poop', and 'poo' the name of the stuff?"
Where I come from "poop" is used for both. But the past participle is "shitted".
posted by davy at 9:42 PM on January 19, 2007
Where I come from "poop" is used for both. But the past participle is "shitted".
posted by davy at 9:42 PM on January 19, 2007
Shat.
posted by loquacious at 9:45 PM on January 19, 2007
posted by loquacious at 9:45 PM on January 19, 2007
poop-ed.
posted by Blazecock Pileon at 9:47 PM on January 19, 2007
posted by Blazecock Pileon at 9:47 PM on January 19, 2007
That must be one busy mule.
posted by dilettante at 10:04 PM on January 19, 2007
posted by dilettante at 10:04 PM on January 19, 2007
"You ever take a dump made you feel like you'd just slept for twelve hours?"
I'll answer in the affirmative, but if I describe the substance my SO will beat me (again).
posted by davy at 10:15 PM on January 19, 2007
I'll answer in the affirmative, but if I describe the substance my SO will beat me (again).
posted by davy at 10:15 PM on January 19, 2007
MetaTalk: Where MeFites like to poop.
posted by Effigy2000 at 10:46 PM on January 19, 2007
posted by Effigy2000 at 10:46 PM on January 19, 2007
By the way, I like to poop, myself.
It's funny how a comma makes all the difference between assent and a non sequitor.
posted by Blazecock Pileon at 10:48 PM on January 19, 2007 [1 favorite]
It's funny how a comma makes all the difference between assent and a non sequitor.
posted by Blazecock Pileon at 10:48 PM on January 19, 2007 [1 favorite]
Lets all just have one in the morning shall we? And see what this fellow says. Unless you people like pooping at night? (shudder)
posted by Iron Rat at 10:51 PM on January 19, 2007
posted by Iron Rat at 10:51 PM on January 19, 2007
You poop in the morning? WHAT IN THE HELL'S WRONG WITH YOU!?
posted by loquacious at 11:15 PM on January 19, 2007
posted by loquacious at 11:15 PM on January 19, 2007
The POLITE thing to say is "Number Two"... What's WRONG with you people!?!
posted by amyms at 11:31 PM on January 19, 2007
posted by amyms at 11:31 PM on January 19, 2007
Are you calling Jessamyn poop!? WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU!?!
posted by loquacious at 11:36 PM on January 19, 2007
posted by loquacious at 11:36 PM on January 19, 2007
No, No, No... Not "Number Two" in the "Metafilter's second administrator" type of way... I meant "Number Two" in the "bathroom euphemisms" sort of way...
Those were summary quotes, dammit! Don't twist my words!
posted by amyms at 11:52 PM on January 19, 2007
Those were summary quotes, dammit! Don't twist my words!
posted by amyms at 11:52 PM on January 19, 2007
No, No, No... Not "Number Two" in the "Metafilter's second administrator" type of way... I meant "Number Two" in the "bathroom euphemisms" sort of way...
Those were summary quotes, dammit! Don't twist my words!
No, No way, No way... Not "Number Two" of "Metafilter's second administrator" in the "bathroom euphemisms" quotes, dammit! I meant "Number Two" in the sort... type of... Those were summary!
Don't twist my words!
But I'm so good at it. Usually.
posted by loquacious at 11:59 PM on January 19, 2007
Those were summary quotes, dammit! Don't twist my words!
No, No way, No way... Not "Number Two" of "Metafilter's second administrator" in the "bathroom euphemisms" quotes, dammit! I meant "Number Two" in the sort... type of... Those were summary!
Don't twist my words!
But I'm so good at it. Usually.
posted by loquacious at 11:59 PM on January 19, 2007
Yes, I can see that you're good at it, but I'm satisified that I defended myself adequately. (this time, thankgawd)
*hands loquacious a laxative*
posted by amyms at 12:03 AM on January 20, 2007
*hands loquacious a laxative*
posted by amyms at 12:03 AM on January 20, 2007
People who fling poo don't know squat.
posted by weapons-grade pandemonium at 8:16 AM on January 20, 2007
posted by weapons-grade pandemonium at 8:16 AM on January 20, 2007
Frankly, my dear, I give a shit.
posted by weapons-grade pandemonium at 9:32 AM on January 20, 2007
posted by weapons-grade pandemonium at 9:32 AM on January 20, 2007
swift, if you read this, email me and let me know what's up, yo?
As soon as he gets of the toilet.
posted by jonmc at 12:00 PM on January 20, 2007
As soon as he gets of the toilet.
posted by jonmc at 12:00 PM on January 20, 2007
We do. But I try not to comment on the shitter. All the grunts and sighs can mess up good writing, I've found.
posted by jonmc at 12:59 PM on January 20, 2007
posted by jonmc at 12:59 PM on January 20, 2007
He won the December Metafilter contest for "stinkiest poo." But we're all winners, really.
posted by Kwine at 1:49 PM on January 20, 2007
posted by Kwine at 1:49 PM on January 20, 2007
I thought the December MetaFilter prize was a drinkbox full of Wii.
posted by Smart Dalek at 4:22 PM on January 20, 2007 [1 favorite]
posted by Smart Dalek at 4:22 PM on January 20, 2007 [1 favorite]
People who fling poo don't know squat.
But they do know scat.
posted by Tuwa at 5:00 PM on January 20, 2007
But they do know scat.
posted by Tuwa at 5:00 PM on January 20, 2007
I thought the December MetaFilter prize was a drinkbox full of Wii.
Yeah, that was prize #1. You should have seen the runner ups face when they received #2 as their prize.
posted by IronLizard at 7:37 PM on January 20, 2007
Yeah, that was prize #1. You should have seen the runner ups face when they received #2 as their prize.
posted by IronLizard at 7:37 PM on January 20, 2007
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posted by yhbc at 7:58 PM on January 19, 2007