It's not asshat, it's felchwit

March 25, 2003 3:45 PM

That know-nothing neo-jazz-fusion asshat Pretty_Generic made a shitty first post, thereby crudding up a pristine, postless front page.
posted by lazy-ville to Etiquette/Policy at 3:45 PM (29 comments total)

Hear! Hear!
posted by riffola at 3:46 PM on March 25, 2003

lol

(and it's not asshat, but felchwit)
posted by amberglow at 3:48 PM on March 25, 2003

Stunning prose, lazy-ville, stunning!
posted by signal at 3:48 PM on March 25, 2003

yeah, asshat!
posted by Pretty_Generic at 3:50 PM on March 25, 2003

he should bum.

That should be "burn". DAMN YOU, VERDANA!
posted by Pretty_Generic at 3:50 PM on March 25, 2003

Not a great post, but is the namecalling necessary?

I'm sorry. Is the namecalling necessary, you taint-sniffer?
posted by ColdChef at 3:50 PM on March 25, 2003

Neo Jazz Fusion Asshat?
posted by jonson at 3:51 PM on March 25, 2003

huh huh. taint.
posted by Ty Webb at 3:55 PM on March 25, 2003

Sometimes I contemplate my involvement in this community.

This is not one of those times.
posted by Dreama at 3:56 PM on March 25, 2003

This is great namecalling, but was the post really necessary?
posted by signal at 4:04 PM on March 25, 2003

i'm just glad mefi's up and running again.
posted by poopy at 4:14 PM on March 25, 2003

looks like you got your wish...the first post is all gone
posted by ejunek at 4:31 PM on March 25, 2003

*BONK*

*THUMP*

is this thing on?
posted by quonsar at 4:48 PM on March 25, 2003

Neo Jazz Fusion Asshat?

it's a type of cymbal.
posted by andrew cooke at 4:59 PM on March 25, 2003

it's a type of cymbal

Yeah, and it goes a little something like this. [.mp3]
posted by soundofsuburbia at 5:09 PM on March 25, 2003

No cymbals where none intended.
posted by MiguelCardoso at 5:11 PM on March 25, 2003

Sometimes I contemplate my involvement in this community.

sometimes i wonder why i even watch this community, so

goodbye all - might come back when the war is over...
enjoy all your "this post sucks" bickering.
posted by Big_B at 5:33 PM on March 25, 2003

big_b. . . I barely knew him. . . *sniff*
posted by ashbury at 5:38 PM on March 25, 2003

big_b. Who?
posted by Tarrama at 5:39 PM on March 25, 2003

big what?
posted by quonsar at 5:43 PM on March 25, 2003

Big Baby?
posted by dg at 6:06 PM on March 25, 2003

this post sucks.
posted by sgt.serenity at 6:31 PM on March 25, 2003

I'm having a party this weekend.
posted by mcsweetie at 6:35 PM on March 25, 2003

Boobies?
posted by xmutex at 6:36 PM on March 25, 2003

I quit Metafilter about a day and a half ago, and came back around 9:30 EST. Just in case anyone missed me. Hey, is the war over yet?
posted by PrinceValium at 6:47 PM on March 25, 2003

thank you for illustrating my point nicely
posted by Big_B at 9:54 PM on March 25, 2003

Well sniffed, Big_B, well sniffed indeed.
posted by jonson at 10:05 PM on March 25, 2003

> Plus, he could have shaved. And combed his hair.

Plus he could lose a few pounds. Oh and a Hollywood trophy-wife would help too.

Apart from the Hollywood trophy wife, this is a fair description of a goodly percentage of the those present.
posted by y2karl at 10:36 PM on March 25, 2003

WTF is Big_B?
posted by signal at 6:12 AM on March 26, 2003